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Can you decorate a Hubbard squash for Halloween?

You know, instead of a pumpkin. Or should I just wait and have one for Thanksgiving? Mama made Hubbard squash every Thanksgiving on the farm, and everyone loved it, especially Lucinda.

But I see them available now, and I don't want to wait another month. I've got a great set of knives. Maybe I could cut one up that looks like Lucinda.

I wonder where everyone's going to be this Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 3010/20/2013

If you could write your post, OP, most likely you can decorate the squash. Whether one would want to is a different matter. I think it may be an interesting change from a pumpkin.

I doubt you want to know where I'm going to be this Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 110/08/2013

OP = Sheep

You can do whatever the fuck you want, OP.

by Anonymousreply 210/08/2013

Just get out your Bedazzler......

by Anonymousreply 310/08/2013

Why don't you get decorative gourds - they seem more "DL."

by Anonymousreply 410/08/2013

Put a different color of wig on it each week..some pearls..a glittery dress..prop it on a piano so everyone hopes it doesn't sing..

by Anonymousreply 510/08/2013

Hi, Lisa.

by Anonymousreply 610/08/2013

If you don't cut it you might be able to save it until Thanksgiving. Try paint and glue on brick a brac.

by Anonymousreply 710/08/2013

You can paint a face on it. A real cute face. Like mine.

by Anonymousreply 810/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 910/14/2013

If you put a Santa cap and a white beard on it, you can use it for a Christmas decoration too!

by Anonymousreply 1010/14/2013

I shoved one in my pussy once.

by Anonymousreply 1110/14/2013

Well, I had to! After Jack's enormous cock was in there I was ruined for most other men.

by Anonymousreply 1210/14/2013

Is this another one of those cryptic soap threads?

by Anonymousreply 1310/14/2013

And no matter what happens, my darling Meggie, You. Help. Keep. Carly. Away. From. The. Squash.

by Anonymousreply 1410/14/2013

Yes, my massive dong stretches every wife of mine to the edge!

by Anonymousreply 1510/14/2013

OP, you troll, Lucinda told me she wished you'd just shove that Hubbard up your snatcheroo and hush.

by Anonymousreply 1610/14/2013

When it comes to Carly Tenney Snyder Munson, thank God my big zucchini and I are Gay.

by Anonymousreply 1710/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 1810/14/2013

Still cute here.

by Anonymousreply 1910/15/2013

You can but it may be illegal in your state. Please check with local authorities.

by Anonymousreply 2010/15/2013

Oct 15 marks the 31st anniversary of Bob Hughes marrying Miranda Marlowe, played by DL fave Elaine Princi.

by Anonymousreply 2110/15/2013

This must be a secret Illuminati thread that no one else understands.

by Anonymousreply 2210/15/2013

I loved Noah's pendulous dong!

by Anonymousreply 2310/15/2013

I'll bet Lucinda is a 900lb hog who eats her squash out of a trough.

by Anonymousreply 2410/15/2013

R24 Oh, darling. Why don't you come here and say that to my face.

Darling, indeed.

by Anonymousreply 2510/15/2013

Oh wow.

by Anonymousreply 2610/15/2013

R26 has MAD research skills.

by Anonymousreply 2710/15/2013

Hey Jake S:

Chris Evans is posting shots of his dick all over the internet. Why don't you do the same.

by Anonymousreply 2810/15/2013

Looks like its just my size!

by Anonymousreply 2910/20/2013

From R28's mouth to God's ear. And Jake's.

by Anonymousreply 3010/20/2013
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