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Today is Matt Damon's Birthday!

What do you want to get him for his birthday and/or what wishes do you have for him?

by Anonymousreply 2910/12/2013

a turd.

by Anonymousreply 110/08/2013

A new wife.

by Anonymousreply 210/08/2013

A little rainbow flag to put on his refrigerator.

by Anonymousreply 310/08/2013

My tongue, his ass.

by Anonymousreply 410/08/2013

A mole.

by Anonymousreply 510/08/2013

I feel a birthday song coming on!

by Anonymousreply 610/08/2013

9 inches

by Anonymousreply 710/08/2013

Today is my birthday as well!

by Anonymousreply 810/08/2013

Happy birthday, R8. You've always been my favorite reply. Much better than that nasty R1.

by Anonymousreply 910/08/2013

[R8] 9 inches for you too.

by Anonymousreply 1010/08/2013

Mine, too, R8. Happy Birthday to You!!!

by Anonymousreply 1110/08/2013

Happy birthday, Ciaran.

by Anonymousreply 1210/08/2013

Is this the official October 8th birthday thread? If so, happy birthday Ciaran, R8 and Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 1310/08/2013

I used to like him but I don't now.

by Anonymousreply 1410/08/2013

Why not, R14?

by Anonymousreply 1510/08/2013

He's an Obama hater, so screw him.

by Anonymousreply 1610/08/2013

I want to get him a diet.

by Anonymousreply 1710/08/2013

Some sweet stuff.

by Anonymousreply 1810/08/2013

A double-headed dildo and an hour in a room with Anthony Recker

by Anonymousreply 1910/08/2013

Why Anthony Recker and why a double-headed dildo? What would ensue in said hotel room?

by Anonymousreply 2010/08/2013

I would be filming them as they crouched ass-to-ass and dildo-fucked each other's big fat butts, r20.

by Anonymousreply 2110/08/2013

There are prettier maid/wives out there.

by Anonymousreply 2210/08/2013

Today is not my birthday but I would still like the 9 inches. Is there a form I need to fill out? A copay, maybe?

by Anonymousreply 2310/08/2013

Some balls.

by Anonymousreply 2410/08/2013

"Some balls."

Either his rabbit wife or Ben have them.

by Anonymousreply 2510/08/2013

Today is also Matt Bomer's birthday.

by Anonymousreply 2610/11/2013

r26, Now there's a birthday cake I could bake, you know what I'm saying

by Anonymousreply 2710/11/2013

R27, are you Eli Manning?

by Anonymousreply 2810/12/2013

Ah, durka durka.

by Anonymousreply 2910/12/2013
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