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Scarlett Johansson: Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive 2013!

Scarlett Johansson is sexy as can be on the cover of Esquire magazine’s November 2013 issue, on newsstands October 15.

Here is what the 28-year-old actress, who was crowned as the Sexiest Woman Alive, had to share with the mag:

On finally feeling jealousy while dating Romain Dauriac: “I didn’t think I was a jealous person until I started dating my current, my one-and-only. I think maybe in the past I didn’t have the same kind of investment. Not that I liked my partner less, I just wasn’t capable of it or caring that much.”

On winning Sexiest Woman Alive twice: “I’m the only woman to win twice right?..You know, I gotta hustle. I’m a twenty eight year old woman in the movie business, right? Pretty soon the roles you’re offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work-theater, producing; this thing with Esquire.”

Here is a list of previous Sexiest Women Alive: Mila Kunis (2012), Rihanna (2011), Minka Kelly (2010), Kate Beckinsale (2009), Halle Berry (2008), Charlize Theron (2007), Scarlett Johansson (2006), and Jessica Biel (2005).

by Anonymousreply 3010/13/2013

someone's publicist or agent was working overtime huh? lol Never found her sexy, even after the nose job. I will say it was a good nose job though.

by Anonymousreply 110/07/2013

Wait -- I thought that Paltrow prostitute was recently named as the sexiest woman according to the tabloids.

by Anonymousreply 210/07/2013

Better than Goop or Aniston.

by Anonymousreply 310/07/2013

I think she's pretty sexy.

I saw her in Cross Match today and I could understand why her boyfriend had a hard time giving her up and I also understand why, in the end, he had to kill her character.

by Anonymousreply 410/07/2013

A couple of years ago, maybe. These kinds of awards seem paid for by their publicists.

by Anonymousreply 510/07/2013

She's sexy. The real joke was when MAXIM name that pig Miley Cyrus as sexiest.

by Anonymousreply 610/07/2013

They should do a sexiest Dead Woman issue for those of us who enjoy the macabre.

by Anonymousreply 710/07/2013

Straight men are so undemanding.

by Anonymousreply 810/07/2013

Miley Cyrus should have gotten it. Did you see her trying to tear her vadge in half by puling up her g-string thru her lips? Scarlett could never.

by Anonymousreply 910/07/2013

She looked great in Match Point but she's not much of an actress. She always acts self-conscious and bored. She's all tits and lips.

by Anonymousreply 1010/07/2013

She looks sexier when she carries a little extra weight.

by Anonymousreply 1110/08/2013

I just did some math - she's 28, so when Lost in Translation was released she was only 18? That doesn't seem right, someone is shaving.

by Anonymousreply 1210/08/2013

R12 - I think you are right. They have her birthday as Nov 22, 1984, making her 16 when Ghost World came out.

by Anonymousreply 1310/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 1410/12/2013

She is so extremely annoying, never gives interesting performances. Totally relies on her sex appeal to get roles. Is very much full of herself in interviews, while at the same time not very bright.

by Anonymousreply 1510/13/2013

Goop is actually a great actress (Hard Eight, Proof, Sylvia, Shakespeare in Love, Sliding Door, Sky Captain, Iron Man) Johannson is ALWAYS underwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 1610/13/2013

The "award" isn't for acting. I'm a gay man, and even I can see why she would be appealing to a straight guy.

When her character, in Don Jon says to JGL, "You don't think I could make you happy, if i wanted to?", you could hear the drool slipping out of every straight guy's mouth in the audience.

She doesn't have to act; she is.

by Anonymousreply 1710/13/2013

Maybe she has a a banging body but she is not even pretty.

by Anonymousreply 1810/13/2013

Her looks can be quite changeable.

She has been looking fantastic the last 6 months or so.

But she went through a period before that where she looked like the dregs.

And that was true all throughout her early and mid-20's - she would look lousy for a while, and then look great for a while.

She has her hair looking really great these days, but for a while, it looked awful.

by Anonymousreply 1910/13/2013

Her body is quite changeable too.

Sometimes she is super thin, as she is right now, other times in the past, she has not been so thin at all.

And her breasts mysteriously change.

She seems to have breast implants inserted, then removed, then inserted again.

For a while, her breasts were really small compared to the largeness of what they were previously.

The breasts switching back and forth in size could be due to weight loss and gain - but actually it appeared that she had implants inserted, then removed, then inserted again.

She may have wanted to switch from saline to the other kind - or she realized she was way too small-breasted without the implants.

by Anonymousreply 2010/13/2013

Another boring ass white woman.......

by Anonymousreply 2110/13/2013

I think Goop was voted (bought) the Most Beautiful, not the Sexiest.

by Anonymousreply 2210/13/2013

I don't know if ScarJo is sexy if she is than its the of low brow kind.

by Anonymousreply 2310/13/2013

She looks very sexy (and acts in a sexy manner) in her new movie with the skinny actor about porn.

by Anonymousreply 2410/13/2013

Gordon Levitt or whatever his name is

by Anonymousreply 2510/13/2013

What r17 said.

by Anonymousreply 2610/13/2013

She, generally, stinks as an actress. How on earth did she win a Tony? I haven't seen the play. Was she really good in it?

by Anonymousreply 2710/13/2013

I always wanted to know to whom she send those nude pics on her mobile. She strikes me as a cheap and dumb bimbo.

by Anonymousreply 2810/13/2013

She had large boobs when she was 17 or 18, so its doubtful that it is a boob job. It seems that when she loses weight, her boobs deflate.

by Anonymousreply 2910/13/2013

She is having a banner year with rave reviews for her performances in Under the Skin and Don Jon, and Oscar buzz for her voicework in Her.

by Anonymousreply 3010/13/2013
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