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Was St. Peter hung?

I checked The Good Book but not a clue.

Inquiring minds want to know.

by Anonymousreply 1410/06/2013

From a cross, yes.

by Anonymousreply 110/06/2013

Upside down!

by Anonymousreply 210/06/2013

Why do you think they call it a "peter"?

by Anonymousreply 310/06/2013

You guys kill me!

by Anonymousreply 410/06/2013

It's hanged, OP.

by Anonymousreply 510/06/2013

Doesn't matter - he was a bottom

by Anonymousreply 610/06/2013

Like a rock

by Anonymousreply 710/06/2013

All the apostles were hung. Jesus was often heard saying if it's less than seven inches, it's a waste of time.

by Anonymousreply 810/06/2013 the chimney with care.

by Anonymousreply 910/06/2013

No, Peter was not hung at all. He and his peter were crucified upside down.

by Anonymousreply 1010/06/2013

R8: None of the apostles were hung.

Jesus very clearly alluded to this in Matthew 16:23:[italic] Get thee behind me, Satan..[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 1110/06/2013

I bet Jesus was well hung. Those swimmer bodied, Middle Eastern types are usually always packing some major dongage. Jesus also looks like the type who'd fuck you doggy style, so he could take the condom off and bareback you without you knowing it, kinda hipster, anti man-made products type of dude, into free range fucking and stuff, dirty hole, smells like patchouli and old leather.

by Anonymousreply 1210/06/2013

The actual correct historical translation of "on this rock I will build my church" is "on this BONER I will build my church"

by Anonymousreply 1310/06/2013

Peter and the other apostles often had a case of "broner" whenever they were together.

A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros").

by Anonymousreply 1410/06/2013
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