Can you put on weight rectally?
me and my other half did a bit of improvising a while back when having sex and used some vegetable oil
Been using this occasionally and I've grown to really like the feeling of it as its not as good as lube.He doesnt slide in and out of me as easy, but I really like the intenser feeling it gives
But was wondering and I will risk asking it as theres no one else I can really ask about this, but does the body absorp the fat from the oil, if you put it where the sun don't shine?
Im not at risk of piling weight on,if I use oil now as lube, internally?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/22/2013|
What a Fucking Idiot!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/06/2013|
OP=troll or too stupid to breathe
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/06/2013|
OP, I once experimented using a cruller as a dildo, and it broke off and was swallowed up by my rectum.
The next day I'd gained a pound.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/06/2013|
Just switch to olive oil and everything will be fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/06/2013|
We call that "Wessanality."
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/06/2013|
I hope you're REALLY pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/06/2013|
OP are you Shirley Jones?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/06/2013|
From all the old commercials I recall about this, you only actually absorb 1 teaspoon. So, unless you're "cooking" all night, I wouldn't worry. Your main concern should be about smelling like a french fry. That could make your top wonder off to McDonalds.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/06/2013|
Perhaps you could try studying that way as well. Have your partner shove a nutrition textbook up your ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/06/2013|
Girl, back in the day we all used Crisco and didn't gain an ounce.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/06/2013|
Your "other half"? What are you, a surgically separated conjoined twin?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/06/2013|
OP, you really don't understand biology, do you? You're obviously not going to gain weight by using vegetable oil lube. However, congratulations are in order -- you're pregnant with a vegetable oil baby!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/06/2013|
I wonder what would happen if I dipped a battered Mars Bar down there?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/06/2013|
The BEST thread! Love you, R6! In school I used butter. Easier to have around, where KY would've raised questions. After a few complaints, learned the salted kind hurt, so I kept to unsalted.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/06/2013|
If your oil is low cal and you do lots of Kegel exercises, you should be fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/06/2013|
Somehow I picture OP and his conjoined twin coming up with a new use for that margarine fountain they bought last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/06/2013|
When you run out of veg. oil, try some margarine or cooking spray & let us know what happens....maybe you'll crap out some muffins
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/06/2013|
Not only is your ass gonna get fat, OP, but with time, carrots, turnips and celery will start growing back there..
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/06/2013|
I predict there will be NUMEROUS W&W on this thread. I'm already crying as I type, in a good way.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/06/2013|
"...does the body absorp the fat from the oil, if you put it where the sun don't shine?
No, but the 'vegetable' content has clearly invaded your brain cells.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/06/2013|
Honey, just use Olestra and don't forget to poop before you go to bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/06/2013|
Actually, it will not be absorbed, which is a good thing -- and if you do this often, you'll have enough oil stored up there that your other half will be able to dip his peen into some batter, fuck you, and if he does it fast enough to build up heat through friction, he'll pull out some cock tempura....
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/06/2013|
You should have asked this on Yahoo Answers.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/06/2013|
What's that smell? Are we becoming ingredients in a fucking salad or what?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/06/2013|
I once had a trick over and the only thing I had in the house was some lard in the kitchen (I'm Mexican).
"Oh, No!" said the trick. "Don't go using no lard in me! I'm a Vegan!"
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/06/2013|
Don't forget, we now offer a convenient spray attachment, developed with our friends at WD40!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/06/2013|
I can't wait to hear how this goes!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/06/2013|
OP uses Astroglide as a salad dressing.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/06/2013|
[quote]I can't wait to hear how this goes!
You probably won't be able to hear it, but I'm pretty sure you'll smell it.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/06/2013|
Vegetable oil? I can't believe it's up the butter!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/06/2013|
This is how hydrogenated fats are manufactured, OP. Keep your mouth clear of your boyfriend's cock or you will die of atherosclerosis.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/06/2013|
"He doesnt slide in and out of me as easy..."
That's true now. But you should keep an eye on your boyfriend's dick length if you're foolish enough to use 'shortening'.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/06/2013|
Just for you OP, since I do think you were being earnest, at least one reader of your post didn't have the urge to post something mean. It was kind of funny tho, you have to admit.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/06/2013|
OP, "toss my salad" isn't meant to be taken literally.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/06/2013|
Oil is unsafe as lube. everyone knows that. Condoms only work with water based lubes.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/06/2013|
Pop some eggs, flour and grated carrots up there too, honey, and you can make a cake - in you own little oven.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/06/2013|
Does my ass look fat with your dick in my anus?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/06/2013|
Which celebs have gained weight rectally?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/06/2013|
You use oil as lube? Just how rich are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/06/2013|
You can only put on as much weight as the food itself weighs. This is scientific fact. So a teaspoon of vegetable oil or a whole chocolate mousse are inconsequential, orally or rectally. If it ain't heavy, you are safe. Butter is better and creme brulee is ideal. Torch it first.
Don't put a turnip puree up there. It will make you gain 8 pounds. Turnips are heavy. See how it works? Science is hard.
I used to stick Popsicles up Pete and he had anal orgasms and I got a sweet sticky dick. Calorie free.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/06/2013|
OP, try mentos and diet coke and get back to us.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/06/2013|
Cooking oil is not meant to be inserted into your body. You're probably gonna get all kinds of problems. Just buy lube, or baby oils. Vaseline is ok....V-E oil is good
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/06/2013|
If you like getting rimmed pour barbeque sause or maybe hot sause up there and let your buddy go to town. It may burn a tad but WTF?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/06/2013|
No, only if you apply it to your hips.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/06/2013|
OP, please present your anus for first consideration in our exciting new 'Cornhole' campaign.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/06/2013|
If you get a pastry bag and tip, you can have creme brulee or chocolate mousse for dessert. Of course, chocolate mousse might be the last thing you'd want to pump UP your ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/06/2013|
Jesus, you dizzy queens are too much...
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/06/2013|
R37, did the OP mention condoms?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/06/2013|
No, OP did not mention condoms. Which leaves me quite concerned about what he puts in his vegetable oil.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/06/2013|
Lemon juice an shallots of course! For the perfect vinigrette!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/06/2013|
[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/06/2013|
Before that, they would've used lard, or tallow, or maybe drippings after cooking meat.
Oils have always existed, as have gay men interested in anal.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/06/2013|
r53 Green Goddess dressing. This was before the Ranch phenomenon.
Just lift your legs and you have a fabulous way to present a dip for your crudité!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/06/2013|
Back in the day, we used goose fat. Never had any complaints.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/06/2013|
Another vote for Vaseline or Crisco. It increases friction and is great for the top.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/06/2013|
Back when I was first started going to the baths, I saw a large can on Crisco nailed to the wall just where you went into the OR. I remember thinking, "How thoughtful."
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/06/2013|
I've grown to really like the feeling of it as its not as good as lube.He doesnt slide in and out of me as easy,
Good to hear from a bottom. I like it this way too. Used it a few times.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/06/2013|
I heard / read that you should never put alcohol in a guy's butt because it's absorbed much quicker and more thoroughly, so he can get alcohol poisoning from a small amount. So maybe OP is on to something. OP, your butt types fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/07/2013|
If absorption was a risk, every second Crisco fister would have been a waddler.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/07/2013|
When re-used for cooking, rectal oil adds a distinctive tang your guests will comment on. It makes a unique fish batter.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/07/2013|
This thread is useless without croutons.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/07/2013|
OP, if your top is a feisty fucker you might want to use Valvoline since it keeps pistons from overheating.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/07/2013|
Vegans can use it without guilt.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/07/2013|
Thank you, R2.
Between the tea partiers and DL cretins, I grow more depressed every day.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/07/2013|
Just have him spray his dick with Zero calorie Pam Cooking spray, unless the idea of a man with a little "Pam" on his dick is a huge turnoff.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/07/2013|
"What's the matter Soph, ain't you got a cruet?"
|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/07/2013|
"He doesnt slide in and out of me as easy, but I really like the intenser feeling it gives."
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/08/2013|
r72 Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/08/2013|
PLEASE before you chastise the OP consider the long history of the "nutritive enema."
It did wonders for President Garfield as he lay paralyzed having difficulty keeping his food down.
And despite the stories of his resulting pernicious flatulence and great gobby runs, he did, in fact, retain his weight somewhat. A bit. Rather.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/09/2013|
OP is a dead serious Tig Notaro.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||10/14/2013|
Bumping because all the other threads are down
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/22/2013|