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Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez Welcome Baby Boy!

That poor fucking kid.

by Anonymousreply 1610/06/2013

Leave his penis intact just like his father's.

by Anonymousreply 110/05/2013

I wonder how soon before Olivier starts beating on Halle, unless he's already started. I think her daughter's father will get the last laugh when all is said and done.

by Anonymousreply 210/06/2013

His parents are assholes, but at the very least this kid will be gorgeous and rich. Hopefully he won't go on to make a tabloid dream couple with North West.

by Anonymousreply 310/06/2013

She squeezed it out and he promptly beat the shit out of it for coming too close to his girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 410/06/2013

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by Anonymousreply 510/06/2013

They'll be divorcing by February of 2014.

by Anonymousreply 610/06/2013

I sure hope Kylie Minogue realizes the bullet that she's dodged.

by Anonymousreply 710/06/2013

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by Anonymousreply 810/06/2013

And now she can never get that violent psychoasshole out of her life!

She must be stupid, as well as unstable.

by Anonymousreply 910/06/2013

I want Olivier Martinez to make a baby with Diane Lane. I can't get the two of them out of my head. I love that movie. SEXY.

I hope that Halle didn't push some of her pretty out. It happens sometimes. Kim K pushed some of her pretty out having a baby. The colored girls and boys know all about this expression. It is not too misogynistic because it has nothing to do with weight gain or age and does not usually happen. But when it does happen some of the pretty is gone and lost forever. It is a damn curse.

"She pushed some pretty out giving birth to that child."

by Anonymousreply 1010/06/2013

r10 bullshit. KK is less pretty not because she had a baby but because she messed her face with plastic surgery. These stars never learn.

by Anonymousreply 1110/06/2013

How do you figure r3? Halle looked pretty bad before she got her 4 nosejobs.

by Anonymousreply 1210/06/2013

R10, are you mentally challenged, or just straight?

by Anonymousreply 1310/06/2013

It happens to men too, r10 (not childbirth). Matthew McConaughey will never be handsome again, even after gaining the weight back. Same about the formerly handsome Matthew Fox of 'Lost' fame.

by Anonymousreply 1410/06/2013

What are they naming him? It better be Simba!

by Anonymousreply 1510/06/2013

Y'all know nothing. It is an island expression about the permanent loss of beauty some women suffer after childbirth. "She pushed out her pretty."

I was joking but making a real reference. I forget how white and provincial you all are on DL.

Keep your pretty folka, and try to imagine yours r13.

by Anonymousreply 1610/06/2013
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