Couldn't find a thread--anyone watching? Lots of eye candy this season--most hot guys they've ever had. So far we know two guys are gay, including a cute blond guy who "only dates Asians"...
Top Chef New Orleans
|by Anonymous||reply 276||02/04/2014|
I think Bene, the other gay guy, is cute in an odd way.
The blond hunk already seems like an insufferable douche.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/05/2013|
Justin Devillier is a total bear babe.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/05/2013|
I think the Chicago bear is cuter.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/05/2013|
R3 has an eating disorder.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/05/2013|
It is all fake. The winner is selected by sponsors and a restaurant group before the contest begins.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/06/2013|
I agree with OP. My first reaction when the chefs were introducing themselves was that somebody decided to get a handful of good looking men and women in there this season. More than just the usual token one or two.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/06/2013|
Not sure who is worse, the "he's fat" troll or the "it's rigged" troll.
They both are pretty fucking annoying.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/06/2013|
The blonde douchebag has to be gay. No straight guy would walk around with that haircut and pink shorts. His appearance screamed GAY.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/06/2013|
[quote]The blonde douchebag has to be gay. No straight guy would walk around with that haircut and pink shorts.
The fact that he announced that he's gay and discussed guys he's dated was also a clue, Sherlock.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/07/2013|
R12, you're confusing the hot blonde guy with another chef, Sherlock. The blonde guy said no such thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/07/2013|
Do you mean Jason, R11/R13? To me he radiates hetero toolishness.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/07/2013|
This show is OVAH.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/07/2013|
Is nobody watching?
Bene said in one of his confessionals during the first episode how great would it to be the first gay Top Chef winner. (I thought Hung from S3 was bi or gay?) Anyway, the inclusion of him making that statement gives me hope that he or Travis (cute blond) will make it all the way to the top.
The 2nd episode, however, didn't show Bene as very confident in his abilities and taking a backseat to the other chefs on his team. Travis was on the winning team but is getting a way UTR edit, even though it's early.
Jason (the douche blond) was attractive in an Aaron Eckart kind of a way. Can't say I'm disappointed that he was given the boot.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/13/2013|
I don't know why they act like Jason is "pretty". His face is odd-looking
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/13/2013|
Links to pictures of the blond guy who only likes Asians please. Thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/13/2013|
Travis Masar, cute gay blond who only dates Asians.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/13/2013|
I couldn't believe that the two New Orleans chefs couldn't make a decent gumbo.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/13/2013|
Dammit! They've already gotten rid of the two hottest looking chefs. Brett looked like he had a jacked-up, totally fuckable bod under that slightly oversized clothing.
And that passionate hug and kiss between the Nordic god (when he was saying bye to everyone) and his married hottie bestest bud...what was *that* all about?!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/18/2013|
How could they not eliminate the chef who made a spice that ruined 4 dishes?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/18/2013|
I have officially given up on this show.
It got too damn ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/18/2013|
The Rice Queen survived!
I liked Tom's comment when discussing how the idea that just because he's had an Italian-style tomato sauce when eating meals prepared in Vietnam, it doesn't mean that was Vietnamese style cooking.
You can go to Paris and eat at McDonald's, but that doesn't make it French cuisine.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/24/2013|
The hottest chef in Philly, or whatever that semi-douchey guy was referred to as, was guest bartender on WWHL last night.
He has kind of a rat face so I'm not sure why he gets the attention that he does.
On the other hand, I think his buddy is very good looking. On the new episode he was casually flexing his triceps for the camera as he was on the phone with his wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/24/2013|
Agreed, R26. Nick Elmi, the remaining contestant, is the better looking of the two Philadelphians. He has an unassuming sex appeal that doesn't reveal itself all at once (and doesn't photograph very well, if Google Images is any indicator.)
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/24/2013|
Nick Elmi seems like such a pussy. His face always looks like he's about to cry, and he whines a lot, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/24/2013|
Did anyone else notice Emeril's erect nipples when he was taking the cheftestants on the food tour? It got to be distracting.
What was up with that? Is that something that happens when you get old? Perpetually erect nipples?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/24/2013|
I bet Travis (the gay stud with the Vietnamese BF) is hung like a gas pump. I noticed he has big beautiful fingers and large feets. I'd fuck him.
I'd take on Brett, Nicholas, and Jason all at the same time too.
Fill me up, fellas!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/24/2013|
Yes, r29, I noticed that! It's particularly distracting—and disgusting—on someone with man boobs like Emeril's. Ick.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/24/2013|
I forgot to mention Louis, too. Damn, that is one smoking hot Latino man!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/24/2013|
It's all about Padma. The most generous beauty. I want her. I like me some women some times.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/25/2013|
R33 = Rocco DiSpirito
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/25/2013|
I'd fuck Travis, too, closeted or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/25/2013|
I want Travis deep in me.
Am I wrong for that?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/25/2013|
On what planet is Travis closeted? He talked about his love of Asian men in the first episode, and they showed a photo of him and his Vietnamese bf in this episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/25/2013|
Travis is a tool and a rice queen. So obnoxious.
Bene is very cute in a non-traditional way. He's very unassuming, and I'm attracted to that.
I'm also attracted to Nick because he is probably the most handsome guy on the show, Polish "most handsome" Philadelphia guy included. Nick is a total DILF!
That Chinese lady makes my ears bleed. She's always yelling and demanding. FUCK!
Agreed that Bret looked like he was hiding some major abs and tanned skin. He was HOT!!! I also like the two Mexican guys. So much male hotness this season!
Still, I'm guessing that Kristin Kish's lesbian girlfriend (the blonde) will win this season.
Tom creamed over Kristin, and I'm guessing that her girlfriend will get a one-way ticket to the finale. Just watch.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/25/2013|
Add me to the list of people confused as to why anyone would fawn over the blond Philadelphia guy. He's actually quite fug.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/25/2013|
[quote]On what planet is Travis closeted?
I just watched the first episode, which I'd missed, and see he's out.
I thought "only dates Asians" was code for gay but closeted, like "he has a girlfriend in Europe."
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/25/2013|
Stud? I think he's attractive but far from a stud in the traditional sense. Stud? Oh my sides.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/25/2013|
R41 = Emeril, trying hard to latch on to his sides
Try more flour!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/25/2013|
[quote]It is all fake. The winner is selected by sponsors and a restaurant group before the contest begins.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/25/2013|
R38 is a nasty racist.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/25/2013|
Padma is a P I G... PIG!
Not one ounce of class in that woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/25/2013|
Did Padma go down on a spoon again....
or perhaps lick burger juice off her feet?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/25/2013|
Gail joked that Padma likes rough sex, which only elicited a naughty smile from Padma.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/27/2013|
I think the Top Chef editors are foreshadowing a Shirley/Justin F2 with that scene of Shirley winning the "planking" contest. And the Justin confessional with the Napoleon-victory quote. These reality TV show editors love to throw little subliminal hints like that around.
It would also make sense for Justin to go far since he is a local boy and Top Chef loves when locals do well (Stephanie/Paul). Shirley is getting a winning edit as well. I think, however, Shirley might be at a disadvantage from Kristen (another Asian female chef) winning the season right before her.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/28/2013|
Hate that Brett crapped out--he was hot. Like those tall, dark haired boys. Especially with glasses.
Closest I could find to him shirtless.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/28/2013|
So many hot guys this season. Carlos, Bret, Travis, Ramon, Jason Philly guy, Bene, Louis!, Justin, and my favorite ... NICK.
Was disappointed that Ramon and Bret went home, but lots of hotties still left.
I would SO do Nick in an instant. Unfortunately, he's hopelessly straight, having been with his wife since high school. Louis is another hopelessly straight DILF.
I do find Bene to be quite cute. He seems like a real sweetheart.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/31/2013|
I want to be the center of a Louis, Nick and Justin circle jerk.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/31/2013|
Carlos, Bene, Ramon, and Travis are hot?
r50 needs to get out more.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/31/2013|
Bret looks so much like my HS boyfriend it made me a little sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/31/2013|
Just catching up with these via On Demand.
Andy Cohen managed to photo bomb (video bomb?) the Halloween party episode. Sadly, he wasn't wearing a mask but was appropriately dressed as an organ grinder's monkey, so no mask necessary!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/07/2013|
If only Bene was Asian....
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/07/2013|
[quote] If only Bene was Asian....
The way that Bene was latching on to Travis, my guess is that they hooked up - very discreetly.
I'm guessing that Travis needed a release, and Bene was happy to oblige. There was something very sexual between the two, and I think that Travis had a sexual indiscretion during the show.
That said, Bene is so super sweet, and I loved how pleasant he was, no matter how shitty people treated him. It's no surprise that Nina loved him.
I'm so sad that all the cute guys are being sent home.
In my opinion, Kristen Kish's (last season's winner) girlfriend (the blonde with the "crush" on John Besh) should have gone home. She was utterly HOPELESS in both the Quickfire and Elim challenge.
And did anyone else think that John Besh had a crush on Travis? Seriously, wtf is with Travis? Bene, Andy Cohen said he had a huge crush on Travis, and then John Besh. WTF?? Travis is decidedly AVERAGE, yet he has all these guys lusting after him.
I don't get it. Anyone?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/08/2013|
Is Besh gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/08/2013|
The judges complained that dishes didn't taste fresh. Nothing tastes fresh when slathered in warm cream cheese.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/09/2013|
Mmm, Nick was looking cute when he was all sick and vulnerable.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/14/2013|
[quote] Mmm, Nick was looking cute when he was all sick and vulnerable.
nick is SO fucking hot! i hate this straight guy fetish thing, but i am so incredibly attracted to nick. i'm also attracted to bene and travis, but nick is such a sexy guy!!
can't explain it, but i find him IRRESISTABLE!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/15/2013|
What's the latest?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/18/2013|
Is Justin, the bearded guy, family? He sets off my bear gaydar.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||11/18/2013|
Cohen has been hitting on the gay blonde guy hard..via his show and when he was down in NOLA and has said several times he has ignored him via twitter etc...then of course Cohen announces via WWHL he got a DM from him..but does not say what it was...because you know it would be harder to DM him right back plus the world would not think you banged him if you kept it private...
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/18/2013|
Did he make rice R25?
Who was that TV chef who was kicked off Survivor cuz he could not make rice. Twice.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/18/2013|
Bene likes Travis because Travis has a huge cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/21/2013|
I want Nick in me quite deeply. He is j'adorable. I wonder what's the story with his "I had my first ulcer at 20. I was very nervous in my 20's." He's very intriguing.
Why did Louis get cut? Kristin Kish's lesbian girlfriend should have gone home. She sucked ass, and she even admitted it.
Everybody said Louis' pork was fine. This show is so fucking rigged.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/21/2013|
Justin was in the bottom three last night. I was so scared for him!
[quote]Why did Louis get cut?
Hugh Acheson writes in his Top Chef blog, "Somebody has to go, and Louis is the one. If a reason can be found, it's that he just busied up good pork with some weird modern popcorn thing. He's got a busy mind, and sometimes you just muddle purity. Let me tell ya though: I worry not about Louis. He's immensely driven and wonderfully talented. He'll go far in this world. Louis, let me know if I can help in any way."
|by Anonymous||reply 67||11/21/2013|
Justin was featured in The Advocate, yet the article nowhere says he's gay. Any idea about hi personal life?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||11/21/2013|
Travis call me
|by Anonymous||reply 69||11/21/2013|
I know that Kristin Kish and Stephanie Cmar are good friends and have worked together in restaurants. Are they really lovers?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||11/21/2013|
R68, that [italic]Advocate[/italic] is the Baton Rouge, LA, daily paper.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||11/21/2013|
I can't stand Hugh Acheson.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||11/21/2013|
How about Hugh Janus?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||11/21/2013|
Hugh Janus is an asshole, r73.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/21/2013|
[quote]How about Hugh Janus?
Nah, there's an echo whenever he talks.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||11/21/2013|
More like Hugh Unibrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||11/21/2013|
Does anyone else think that Nick looks like an adult version of the kid who played Elliott, Jack's son on Will & Grace?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||11/21/2013|
[quote]Is Justin, the bearded guy, family? He sets off my bear gaydar.
I can only hope. A couple of weeks ago I was so mad that they showed him diving into a pool *but only from behind*, so we couldn't see that furry chest bare.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11/21/2013|
Aww, Louis! Should have been Stephanie..rigged!
I also find Nick hot and intriguing and not sure why. I don't think Travis is "hot" but he is very cute and there is something kind of adorable about him.
Bottom line...they need to have a sword fight in my mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||11/22/2013|
Travis is the kind of gay man I'm really attracted to, R79.
He's outdoorsy, average-guy kind of masculine, and cute but not a perfect face. He's funny, good natured, smart. Seriously, what's not to love?
Too bad he's a rice queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||11/22/2013|
r62, no. He mentioned a few episodes in that he had just gotten married.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/22/2013|
[quote]He mentioned a few episodes in that he had just gotten married.
So???? I just got married and I'm gay. So is my spouse. Welcome to the 21st century R81.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||11/22/2013|
Married bear Justin is DEAD TO ME! DEAD!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||11/22/2013|
what's the latest?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/25/2013|
Carlos is my fave....
so good looking, sweet, and kind, AND he can cook!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/29/2013|
How did Carlos do in Last Chance kitchen?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/29/2013|
Gays should be in front of the house. Duh!
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/05/2013|
Carlos is not in Last Chance Kitchen. I think you mean gorgeous hunk Louis.. and he (((SPOILER))) beat Sara.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||12/05/2013|
Justin is the bitchiest of bitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||12/05/2013|
Sara turned out to be a sullen creature, didn't she? What a horrid front-of-house manager!
|by Anonymous||reply 90||12/05/2013|
This whole season is sullen. Even the judges seem depressed.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||12/05/2013|
Sara was far too impressed with herself because she worked for wolfgang puck. You could tell when they pointed out that she did not discribe anyone's dish other than her own, she was argumentative and felt she was in the right.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/05/2013|
I would count the hairs on Luis' hole with my tongue.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||12/05/2013|
R60 = Wipes from back to front.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||12/05/2013|
Justin is definitely a douchebag. Sara got on my nerves, so [SPOILER COMING], I was glad Louis beat her in Last Chance Kitchen. I couldn't deal with her I'm-so-cool-and-edgy-because-I'm-retro look anymore.
I think between the two of them, I would have sent Justin home. The judges saw Sara's mistakes firsthand and I think that made the difference. But Justin was a terror in the kitchen. He turned the poor waitstaff into quivering masses of fear, which affects the front of the house. I know because when I waited on tables, the bully chefs who yelled always affected our service, which affected our tips. I used to get back in their faces, and like all bullies, they backed down to me. Justin, though, I don't know. He's really bad.
I think Padma was trying to get across to Tom that Justin hurt the kitchen AND the front of the house, but Tom seemed convinced everything was Sara's fault. Oh well, the bottom two were correct and both deserved to go home, so adios Sara!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||12/06/2013|
Justin screams bitchy queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||12/06/2013|
It's the judges' fault that the best chefs never want to be the Executive Chef during Restaurant Wars anymore. Either the Executive Chef or Front-of-the-house always leaves.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||12/06/2013|
Not if you do it right. Sara was a horrible front of the house. Probably the worst ever. Even after Padma prompted her to explain the dish she failed to do it again and again.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||12/06/2013|
She was absolutely awful at FOH and a sulky bitch throughout the season who kept whining about not having the opportunity to cook 'her' food. Strange Shirley manages Asian cuisine just fine. Don't get me started on that faux retro shit she had going on.
Justin the angry bear should also have been sent home.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||12/06/2013|
I was waiting for them to send BOTH of them home, just not my Travis.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||12/06/2013|
Of course, Sara got cut and not Justin. Women get screwed on this show, as in professional kitchens, all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||12/06/2013|
Sara was terrible. She should have gone a long time ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||12/06/2013|
I could not fucking stand Sara. Just cause you worked at one of Wofgang Puck's restaurants does not make you top fucking bitch. Pretentious twat was unbearable, she should have been voted off weeks ago.
(And BTW, Wolfgang isn't that amazing of a chef, he's good at promoting and marketing himself and his brand. Sara should stop bragging about working for him, there are chefs working in small corner restaurants that are thousands of times more talented.)
|by Anonymous||reply 103||12/06/2013|
They really both should have went home long ago.
Sara's dish didn't turn out well, and obviously the cream/frosting should have been kept in the fridge so it wouldn't break.
She should have known to explain the dishes and talk up the guests/judges.
My only defense of her is the "verbal order". I don't know why Justin was being such an anal queen about having it on a ticket!!111!!!!111!
We always see the front of the house in every restaurant wars episode come running into the kitchen and say "fire the___, the judges are here!" and there's no problem. Justin heard her say it but because she didn't write up a ticket it ended up being a half hour late? That's pathetic. I don't know why Tom had a problem with Sara giving him a verbal fire order for the judges' table.
His dish was shit too and he was a bully even when they were planning at the beginning, never mind in the kitchen.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||12/06/2013|
R98, what I mean is that in all 11 seasons of Top Chef's restaurant wars, I can't think of a single instance where the eliminated chef was not either the FOH or Exec Chef. It's safer to work the line on your own dish than step-up and be the leader or make yourself vulnerable to bad service and someone else ruining your dessert.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||12/06/2013|
Have I mentioned how I want Travis and his big cock deep in me? He is a top and a chef!
He was adorable tonight in his purple. And for the record, Nick was hot as well.
I wonder how many times Travis sneaked off to 515 Toulouse Street during the taping of Top Chef?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||12/07/2013|
HE ONLY LIKES ASIANS,...
|by Anonymous||reply 107||12/07/2013|
Then tell us who the winner will be, R108.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||12/07/2013|
Travis is not my usual type, but he is so freaking adorable...
Nick is totally my type and I would wear him OUT!
|by Anonymous||reply 110||12/07/2013|
[quote]Do you all not realize this show is FAKE. The winner is decided before filming begins.
Do you not realize you're a stupid cunt?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||12/07/2013|
The show is not fake.
Sara was pitiful as FOH!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 112||12/07/2013|
NOOOOOOO...Travis is out...and Andy said nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||12/12/2013|
Since Travis and his big cock have packed their knives . . . this show is dead to me!
How many more contestants are there? 15? I swear to God this odyssey of a show started 40 weeks ago and we are still no where near the finish.
Except I am finished with it now that Travis is gone!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||12/12/2013|
How do we know that Travis has a big cock? Has anyone had him? Seen it? Or is this just speculation? He IS pretty cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||12/12/2013|
Agree that I have lost interest now that Trav is gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||12/12/2013|
What's happening in Last Chance Kitchen?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||12/12/2013|
No idea where you could find that info, R117.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/12/2013|
Travis lost Last Chance Kitchen. He was clearly not a good chef and probably should have gone home a lot sooner.
That New Zealand chick -- what a mistake to send her home so soon. She should have been around till the end. Sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||12/14/2013|
My favorite Top Chef Master was on this week, Hubert Keller, but they hardly used him. He wasn't even at the judging.
Anthony Mackie was a cutie patootie. Very cute man.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||12/15/2013|
Don't know about a big cock...Travis seems like an insatiable bottom to me. He grew on me a little but all that "aren't I cute?" VT was annoying.
And yes Nick, in your absence as a father, you successfully exploited the existence of your daughter to win the challenge. Well done.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||12/15/2013|
Sara came off as a passive aggressive cunt in this show.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||12/15/2013|
I would stick my tongue SO FAR up Louis' asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||12/15/2013|
Sara? How? When?
They need to send the local New Orleans chef home. He is awful.
The judges this season are poor. Time to repeat a city -- NYC, la, Chicago, vegas. Enough of second tier cities.
What was the joke about where tom said padma was the shaker?
I also didn't get mackie's fishing joke with Tom.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||12/15/2013|
New Orleans is at the very top of the list when it comes to culinary meccas. How many fucking competition shows need to be set in New York? Jeez, still another visit from Wiley Dufresne. You know , he specializes in molecular gastronomy and really likes eggs. Oh, here is Eric Ripert from Le Berhardin. It's one of the world's best seafood restaurants, you know. We get it
|by Anonymous||reply 125||12/15/2013|
Too many breeder men on this season. I hope one of the women win.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||12/15/2013|
Travis, good luck finding an Asizn top
|by Anonymous||reply 127||12/15/2013|
R125 New Orleans is repeating judges already.
Great chefs cluster in great cities.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||12/15/2013|
[quote] Travis, good luck finding an Asizn top
I assumed Travis was a top. In fact, any time I see an asian with White, I assume the azn is bottom.
Travis is so adorable. He's a unique kind of gay. Wish he wasn't so closed minded in limiting himself to azns.
Looks like the whiny bear cub is gone. Nick is the only hot one left.
And why was everyone picking on Carlos? His requests seemed reasonable.
And why is blonde Stephanie still there? Those grilled cheese sandwiches with feta and ricotta sound GROSS!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 129||12/19/2013|
Pretty sure Travis has been in a relationship for 4+ years. Guessing he's Asian.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||12/20/2013|
How many more contestants are left?
Just how long is this season of Top Chef going to last? Will it be Spring?
I expect that next season's show will begin with 52 contestants. Why not?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||12/20/2013|
R127, I've been with an Asian top. Very satisfying, although a sloppy kisser.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||12/20/2013|
Did bitchy bear Justin beat Louis?
|by Anonymous||reply 133||12/20/2013|
I thought Justin was hot at first, until he opened his abusive snout. If he keeps it up, someone will use a fillet knife to serve the chump's tongue on a cracker.
I already miss Travis and his horsecock. The only hot one left is Nick. If he leaves, I'm rooting for Nina; she's talented and is total hag material. If Travis wins though, I bet that the hot Polish god (Nick's "friend" who got voted off in the first or second episode) will be ALL OVER him in the finale.
If I knew filming wasn't already finished, I'd let Colicchio stick it to me in return for letting Louis back, just so I could see him and Nick looking deeply into each other's eyes (over several glasses of wine) during the final three competition.
I wish they'd bring back Johnny Iuzzini. I seriously want to suck the cream out of his fat cannoli.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||12/20/2013|
^oops. 2nd paragraph: If NICK wins...
|by Anonymous||reply 135||12/20/2013|
Nina, Shirley and Nick deserve to be the final 3.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||12/20/2013|
Justin did not win last chance kitchen.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||12/20/2013|
[quote]Justin did not win last chance kitchen.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||12/20/2013|
Travis hints that he may be back in some fashion.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||12/20/2013|
Travis is probably back as a sous chef for one of the finalists.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||12/20/2013|
Justin was loathsome.
It will be an all woman finale, Nina and the Asian chick.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||12/22/2013|
Thrilled that Justin is out. Carlos is annoying but he has hot feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||12/23/2013|
Nobody invited me to cook my gumbo!
|by Anonymous||reply 143||12/23/2013|
Y'all are making me nervous.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||12/23/2013|
This show needs new judges.
Also -- no one agrees on food the way these judges do. Why do they never disagree?
|by Anonymous||reply 145||12/23/2013|
I want to cradle Nick and calm his fears.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||12/23/2013|
ROFL r147, but that's what turns me on about him! he's so unusual.
Nina has no class. She talks like a guy. I love when she said to the girl who got eliminated, "so they popped your cherry" because it was her first time being in the bottom three. Fucking hell. What female says that to another female?
I want Nick to win, but I have a feeling this is going to be like the Texas season where the judges cream over the asians. My guess is the chinese girl or korean guy wins.
Do we really need to hear how much Padme loves rice, in every single motherfucking quickfire? Seriously... we fucking get it. You like rice.
If I had my way, Nick, Stephanie and Carlos would be in the top 3, with Louis ousting Carlos after Last Chance kitchen.
The rest of the "chefs" are one-note.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||01/02/2014|
Stephanie? She can't cook worth a shit!
Gf needs to give her lessons.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||01/02/2014|
Louis beat Carrie in Last Chance Kitchen! Yay!
|by Anonymous||reply 150||01/02/2014|
Tom as a cub.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||01/02/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 152||01/02/2014|
Nicolas is NOT hot. Christ some of you have low standards. AWG alert! I don't his overly dramatic, whiny attitude either.
I want him gone soon.
He's far from the best chef.
Nina and Shirley FTW!
I don't think Carlos is a bad guy but he wasn't properly trained so he hasn't learned professional kitchen etiquette yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||01/02/2014|
Tom C. acts so smug. But his eyes tell a story of profound sadness.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||01/02/2014|
I knew Nicholas was a cunt before he declined to resign. He's came into this competition with a chip on his shoulder and he's so rude. He has this huge sense of entitlement but is just a mediocre chef - no wonder the new owners of his previous restaurant replaced him. What a slam!
Refusing to resign and earn his way back in LCK, sealed his fate both within and without the show. No dignity, no sense of honour. He's never going to win.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||01/09/2014|
R155 co-sign. I'm very surprised Nicholas has some fans in this thread. He's such a fucking queen. I hope he gets the boot next episode-he better not win this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||01/09/2014|
He's not going to win. The way he was taking over Carlos while he was trying to introduce the 1st course - what a douche bag. Who does he think he is?
|by Anonymous||reply 157||01/09/2014|
I am not a Nick fan but, that was very unfair of them to ask him to step down when he won the quick fire. It is not as if he had zero part in planning or implementation of the other dishes. No one asked the chick who made a salad on the college challenge to go home because she had immunity. It was bullshit to allow them to make him feel like shit and the two other women saying "oh I would have resigned if it was me.." that is bullshit too. You don't know what you would do in that position until you are actually in it. Susie said he should go step down and win last chance kitchen...well no actually he won immunity. He could have put out a popccle and not gone home but he tried and worked with the other two to present the best dishes they could. It has happened on top chef hundreds of times, someone wins immunity and then sucks but does not go home.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||01/09/2014|
The fact that the judges even put Nicholas on the spot about resigning was an uncalled for, bitch-ass move. Not once in the history of the show have they done that to someone who EARNED immunity. That is what fucking "IMMUNITY" is all about. If the judges don't like it, then they shouldn't offer immunity in the first place!
Shirley and Stephanie were just being crybaby bitches. It's easy to say that you'd have fallen on your sword when you weren't put in that situation. I'm glad Nick didn't give in to the pressure. It's a game, and he was playing the game by the rules.
As for Carlos, he likes to fuck with the other contestants stealthily (not cleaning his knife, being a little bitch about not being able to cook in a pizza oven, etc., etc.). He has pushed Nick far enough, and Nick is ready to pounce at any indication that Carlos is ready to start shit yet again.
Nick has a great shot at winning. It'll be down to him, Nina, and either Louis or Shirley (Louis beat Stephanie in LCK...yay!).
|by Anonymous||reply 159||01/09/2014|
[quote] I am not a Nick fan but, that was very unfair of them to ask him to step down when he won the quick fire. It is not as if he had zero part in planning or implementation of the other dishes. No one asked the chick who made a salad on the college challenge to go home because she had immunity. It was bullshit to allow them to make him feel like shit and the two other women saying "oh I would have resigned if it was me.." that is bullshit too.
This is why I hate Tom Colicchio. He sits there so smugly, and pretends as if he isn't biased.
Donald Trump pulled this same bullshit move in "The Apprentice," the year the black guy won. After winning, Trump asked the black guy if he should "share the prize" with the blonde girl, because they were "both good." WTF??? No other Apprentice winner had ever been asked to share the prize.
I fucking HATE IT when reality shows put people on the spot like that!!!
Nicholas won immunity FAIR AND SQUARE, and either Shirley or Steph should have gone home. Period. End of story.
Nicholas is a worrisome, nervous nellie to begin with, and that was so completely uncool of the show to torture him like that. I am so happy he stood his ground.
The poor guy couldn't even look up because the judges made him feel so bad. That is fucking heartless, and speaks more to the classlessness of Padme and Colicchio, than it does to Nicholas failing on a challenge. Fuck BOTH Padme and Colicchio!!
This show is really starting to suck in its favortism, and I'm happy that Louis beat Steph at last chance kitchen.
Since Tom loves his AZNS so much, I'm guessing either Korean guy or Chinese girl win the prize. That would make three AZNS in a row with that crappy Texas season, then lesbian Kristin coming back from the dead in LCK to win the Seattle season, to one of the AZNS winning this season.
Perhaps the show should change its name to Top AZN chef.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||01/10/2014|
I don't like how the judges tried to guilt Nick out of his immunity.
That was a shitty thing to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||01/10/2014|
Then at the end Tom says.... That's how the game is played.
No kidding asswipe. That's why you have quickfires for immunity.
So why, for the first time ever in Top Chef history, did you try to make it seem like a player should just "fall on his sword" rather than use his earned immunity card.
Stephanie is a lying bitch. If she ever could have earned immunity, she damn well would have used it.... just like everyone else.
I can't look AT YOU, you dumb shitty chef!
|by Anonymous||reply 162||01/10/2014|
LOL R148... "Your cherry got popped."
I saw the repeat last night and would never have caught that if not for you.
Show a little class, Nina.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||01/10/2014|
Well, that chocolate duck with corn silk must've REALLY SUCKED.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||01/10/2014|
R158 is exactly right, and there have been many other circumstances where immunity has been granted and that person is in the bottom. In fact, it's almost inevitable at this point. It's artificial drama.
That table was one of the cuntinest I've seen on this show. That French bulldyke and Spanish queen cunting at the table was obnoxious. The horrible chicken concoction was dreamed up by the dyke and she didn't defend him at all. Her entire menu was gag inducing. Ice cream and fish? Ugh. Pepin then way overstepped his bounds by going after Nick, especially after granting him the immunity. And those two assholes saying they would have stepped down?! HAHHAHAHAH, cunts please.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||01/10/2014|
R164, it wasn't even duck. He ending up buying cornish game hen because there was no duck. I'm with you on it must've really sucked. It looked awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||01/10/2014|
[quote]Since Tom loves his AZNS so much, I'm guessing either Korean guy or Chinese girl win the prize. That would make three AZNS in a row with that crappy Texas season, then lesbian Kristin coming back from the dead in LCK to win the Seattle season, to one of the AZNS winning this season.
You sound like a real racist asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||01/10/2014|
It'd be nice to see Shirley and Nina as finalists I think.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||01/11/2014|
R168, no it wouldn't.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||01/11/2014|
Is that 10kt or 14?
|by Anonymous||reply 170||01/11/2014|
How many quick fires has Nick won? He won his 1st last week. How many challenges has Nick won? Nina and Shirley have more wins than Nick. Either one deserves a spot in the final. Nick's fate is pretty much sealed when it comes to the judges. Unless Nina or Shirley fail miserably I'll expect to see them in the finals. Also, Nina and Louis are friends she'll probably be more happy to him in the final than Nick.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||01/11/2014|
It'd be really nice to see Louis and Ty-lor Boring go at it.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||01/11/2014|
it's just a reality game show, and they want him to "fall on his sword"? hell no. i would laugh in their faces.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||01/11/2014|
I'd rather fall on Nick's sword. Heh heh.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||01/11/2014|
Nick does not deserve to be in the final based on his overall performance. I hope in the future immunity is done away with-they should have the quickfire challenges just be held to gain an advantage in the elimination rounds.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||01/11/2014|
r170 I don't get it….
|by Anonymous||reply 176||01/11/2014|
Can't believe no one has posted about how Stephanie, two episodes in a row, was shown going out of her way to talk about how hot a woman was -- first Padma and then the French chick. The prods and eds must have really hated her to bend over backwards to include that footage not once but twice.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||01/12/2014|
I was just gonna post that, R177!
"Padma is perfect. She's so beautiful." And she said the same thing about the French lady.
I know Steph says she has a boyfriend, but she was also Kristen Kish's roommate (and strangely denied she was a lesbian at the time), and she goes on and on about all the beautiful women, so I'm just sayin'... lol
|by Anonymous||reply 178||01/12/2014|
I love Carlos' hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||01/12/2014|
Stephanie loses in Last Chance Kitchen. She's gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||01/12/2014|
Nick makes me so nervous to watch. He seems like he could go postal at any second. It was incredibly tacky the way he spoke over Carlos as he tried to introduce his dish in Spanish. I'm not at all surprised he was the only person out of dozens who got fired when his restaurant changed hands.
I don't begrudge him for clinging to his immunity as it is clearly his only way to advance at this point. He certainly would have lost Last Chance Kitchen. He may have his French training but he is not a deserving winner of the show. I wouldn't want to try his food. I have this weird feeling it would taste like bandages.
He's snake-bit at this point and I'll be surprised if he makes it to the finals. He's got a target on his back with the judges, and in any scenario where it's between him and someone else, he's toast.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||01/12/2014|
Hot Nick makes all of the judges sloppy wet, so he's a shoe-in to win this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||01/12/2014|
IMO, if Nick's dishes were the worst and he had immunity, no one should have gone home. I know cheftestants have been eliminated in previous reasons for good dishes based on results.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||01/13/2014|
I'm so happy Nick stayed.
If I didn't know any better, I'd think that the producers are fucking with Nick. They know he's hot under the collar and they know he's a nervous wreck.
All they have to do is tweak the oven a little bit, and you have a Nicholas meltdown! Too easy.
That could be why he got to stay. They knew they fucked with him (for drama), so his consolation prize was not going home.
Poor guy. I really feel for him because he's convinced he's a super talented chef, but the judges are making him feel like shit. After the show, he's probably gonna be suffering from some major ulcers.
Next week, I think either Carlos or Nina goes home. Chinese girl will probably win. Yawn. Aren't you supposed to be American born to win Top Chef??
Jeez, if this country can't win its own cooking competitions, then we're in some BIG TROUBLE.
I mean, there are THREE foreign-born contestants in the top 4. And the judges HATE the one US born contestant. How shitty is that?
|by Anonymous||reply 184||01/16/2014|
Could it be any more obvious that this show is as fake/rigged as the housewives? Nick staying was laughable, and it's only because he's a whiny bitch who both cries like a baby and bitches like a queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||01/16/2014|
[quote]I mean, there are THREE foreign-born contestants in the top 4. And the judges HATE the one US born contestant. How shitty is that?
Not shitty at all. Who the fuck cares where they were born? It's about who can produce the best food on a consistent basis. I'm rooting for Nina to win, with Shirley as the runner-up.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||01/16/2014|
Louis won LCK again. YAY! One more, and he's back in the game. Tom said that it was the best dish he had tasted all season. Louis is a force.
Nick was a real dick to Carlos, but I'm sure Carlos has (mostly wittingly) pushed every one of that (HOT!) man's buttons. I really admire Carlos for not letting anyone see him crack; he doesn't go psychotic like Nick sometimes does. And I agree with R184, the judges are fucking with Nick's brain.
Shirley has found her stride. Unless she royally screws up now, she may win this thing.
It seems that Nina messes up on the next episode (according to her own admission), so she may be headed for LCK.
I'm still hoping for Louis or Nick for the win.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||01/16/2014|
Why does Nick deserve to win exactly? I can't remember the last time the crybaby presented a noteworthy dish. Every episode surrrounds him whining incessantly, saying how he's going to do something great, then bemoaning how much he sucks in the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||01/16/2014|
I still want to eat Carlos' hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||01/16/2014|
[quote]Why does Nick deserve to win exactly? I can't remember the last time the crybaby presented a noteworthy dish. Every episode surrrounds him whining incessantly, saying how he's going to do something great, then bemoaning how much he sucks in the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||01/16/2014|
[quote]I mean, there are THREE foreign-born contestants in the top 4. And the judges HATE the one US born contestant. How shitty is that?
You sound like a real asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||01/16/2014|
Roy was a real asshole. I have eaten at both his OC and Orlando restaurants..overpriced crappy food in my book.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||01/16/2014|
I want Nick to fuck me deep and hard when he is having problems with his anger management.
Am I wrong for that?
|by Anonymous||reply 193||01/16/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 194||01/17/2014|
[quote] Aren't you supposed to be American born to win Top Chef??
Where the hell did you get this idea? I wonder where you live and how old you must be to have this mindset.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||01/17/2014|
[quote]Why does Nick deserve to win exactly? I can't remember the last time the crybaby presented a noteworthy dish.
I recall him putting together better food than, say, Brian Huskey who was the last to exit the kitchen. Huskey talked endlessly about what a great chef he was and about bringing on his game - but his confidence and metaphors were always way stronger than his dishes. And Huskey rarely exhibited much clarity and ambition in the concept of his dishes; they seemed seat-of-his-pants concoctions than thoughtful concept.
Nick falls prey to over-conceptualization. Shirley and Nina seem to have solid and interesting concepts, and they have a more genuine confidence of the path from concept to taste.
I'm glad Louis has had seven wins in the Last Chance Kitchen, and hope he will be in the finale.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||01/17/2014|
Nick seems disturbed.
It'll be an all female finale.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||01/17/2014|
Y'all are going to cause me to explode!
|by Anonymous||reply 198||01/17/2014|
It's hard to see how anyone bests Shirley or Nina.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||01/17/2014|
Would any of you know if there are any photographs of Nick' s taint available on the internet or elsewhere? Thank you in advance!
Have a blessed day!
|by Anonymous||reply 200||01/17/2014|
Nick screams hungry bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||01/17/2014|
The food truck guy wasn't merely harsh, he was supremely full of himself. I assume he's an endless joy to work with.
Nick was a real hottie when he was younger.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||01/17/2014|
Roy Choi was disgusting. He's half the cook of those he was humiliating.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||01/17/2014|
[quote] Nick screams hungry bottom.
I would rim Nick from here to Tuesday. I want to spoon him to sleep while he tosses and turns from his endless nightmares.
[quote] The food truck guy wasn't merely harsh, he was supremely full of himself. I assume he's an endless joy to work with.
[quote] Roy Choi was disgusting.
He was a prick last season, too. He discussed with the contestants how he started off as a juvenile delinquent with a bad attitude. And this has changed how?
He's even a bigger prick this season.
I especially love how he ranted that the dishes weren't interesting and needed more flavor and zing.
Then he hands shirley the win because her dish had so much balance.
What a fuck face. So do you want the dish to hit you in the face or do you want it to be "harmonious?" Dumb shit.
He runs a fucking food truck. His opinion shouldn't even count.
Fortunately, Carlos got him back. Choi said, "I know Al Pastor, I'm from LA." And Carlos said, "You're from LA and I'm from Mexico." Haha Fuck you, Roy Choi.
Loved the dart board they made of his face.
Just had to point out the Nina awkward comment of the night.
Last time she told Carrie that the judges popped her cherry.
This time she told the young kid servers that they "have to make love to the food." Nice, Nina.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||01/18/2014|
R202 NAILED it. I fervently pray that at least ONE lucky guy was fortunate enough to hungrily gulp down Nick' s sweet man seed while Nick was growing up.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||01/18/2014|
The FUCK is wrong with you people-Nick is not hot in any way, shape or form. AWG alert! He's such a fucking bitch too who isn't that great of a cook. Carrot powder? yeah...no. That's 2 consecutive elimination rounds in which his cunty self should have gone home but didn't. If he makes final 2 that would be a very bad joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||01/18/2014|
R206 is right. Nick is whiny and sad and self-pitying.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||01/18/2014|
Jealous ABG alert @206.
Nick is HOT.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||01/18/2014|
Nick's hole must be.....WONDROUS.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||01/18/2014|
Give me sweet Louis over high-maintenance Nick any day.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||01/18/2014|
Are they pushing Nick through to make things more disappointing when he loses?
|by Anonymous||reply 211||01/22/2014|
Tonight's Last Chance Kitchen leaves off with a mystery as to whether it was Louis or Carlos won the chance to compete further.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||01/22/2014|
The whiny bitch skates through AGAIN.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||01/22/2014|
Hi Nick! I'll see you in Maui! Heh heh.
Sorry, Louis. :-(
|by Anonymous||reply 214||01/22/2014|
I noticed that Nick's last name is Elmi.
Is that Italian? What is my hot-mess, big-cocked Nick's ethnicity?
|by Anonymous||reply 215||01/23/2014|
Nick opened his own restaurant in November, which means the money came out of somewhere. I hope it doesn't mean he won. He's a whiny little bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||01/23/2014|
I like Nick. His cooking is always technically amazing. Adjusting seasoning is an easy correction. But Carlos has comparatively little technique. I think they made the right decision.
And I doubt that Nick's opening a restaurant in November means he won. On game shows like this, the winner usually doesn't receive prize money until the show airs. At least that's how Jeopardy works.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||01/23/2014|
Nick is a sour, whiny little bitch, and all the while he's complaining about his "integrity" and Carlos always cooking Mexican food. Mexican food which has earned him a Michelin star for his restaurant. R217, you can have Nick's cooking which seems like the very definition of bland, pretentious whitebread New England "American" food. I'd much rather have Carlos' flavorful Mexican food than Nick's carrots done 10 ways or whatever..
|by Anonymous||reply 218||01/23/2014|
You can really tell it burn's Nick's ass that he probably spent $100,000 or more for a classically-trained culinary education and he's competing against some Mexican dude that worked his way up in the kitchens for free and has a Michelin star (while Nick does not).
|by Anonymous||reply 219||01/23/2014|
I think Padma said it best..final four and we are still saying "if only Nick used a little salt.."
I think they keep nick so he can implode when he loses next week going in to the final two.
Carlos wins Last Chance Kitchen....but if you saw the previews for next week you know that...when they reveal the chef behind the leaves you can see he has a gut...Louis was very fit...Carlos has a gut.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||01/23/2014|
I suspect you are right, r220. In next week's previews the look on Nick's face when the winner of LCK is announced is not a happy look.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||01/23/2014|
Is it just me, or has this season been on FOREVER???
I want to fuck Nick in every possible way, but no way should he win over Shirley or Nina.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||01/23/2014|
I love this show. I love watching very skilled people doing something really well. I'll be sad when this season is over. I've really enjoyed this group of chefs. And I'm someone who pretty much hates television.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||01/23/2014|
r222 you are right ... my partner and I noted this too ... there have to have been more episodes than past seasons.
I must say, though, I appreciate that the cooking challenges have shifted back to more basic stuff this season. As opposed to recent seasons where they were making them, like, cook a meal while they were skiing down a mountain or whatever.
I'd eat Carlos's seafood tamale 10 times over before I'd be particularly interested in Nick's fish cooked 15 ways or whatever the hell.
It was pretty clear that Padma wanted Nick out, but Tom overruled her. I'm sure there was a desire for Nick to be in the finals for the drama factor, and they knew he'd most likely have a meltdown at Last Chance Kitchen.
I'm mystified by the Nick lust displayed here. He's got a sniveling, Toby Maguire quality that I find deeply off-putting.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||01/24/2014|
...a sniveling, Toby Maguire quality...
That's one of the things I like about him...!
|by Anonymous||reply 225||01/24/2014|
Roy Choi was really fucking pretentious about SANDWICH MAKING. I mean, it was the epitome of someone who grew up with nothing, got celebrated and then turned into a pretentious little shit who has no clue that their hoity toity attitude only serves to reveal the vulgarity.
I predict that Carlos does NOT win last chance Kitchen. The look of horror when Nick, Shirley and Nina ALL share when the winner of LCK is revealed to them can only mean that it's Louis.
They would have loved to see Carlos because they'd been with him the longest and they all believe they can beat him.
Louis on the other hand - they don't know shit about him or his cooking. He was eliminated so long ago! And yet, as soon as they lay eyes on him again, they all know one thing:
That Louis has won LCK seven, eight, nine times in a row to get to the finale. Winning again and again And that he might possible win the finale.
I look forward to next week!
|by Anonymous||reply 226||01/24/2014|
They've got to cut down on the number of contestants.
This year's season seems like it started back in August. Should be 10-12 weeks MAX
|by Anonymous||reply 227||01/25/2014|
Oh boo hoo. If you don't like to watch, don't tune in. I for one don't mind how long the series is; it sure beats the other low-brow fare that airs on Bravo (House Wives, that Stanger cunt, and the endless filler "reality" shows).
As for the final LCK winner, it's definitely Nick's archnemesissy, Carlos. That partial body reveal does not belong to Louis (the tall lanky hunk). Besides, the reaction on Nick's face said it all. He did *not* want to see Carlos again. Had it been Louis, he would've registered an "impressed" look, which would've translated into a smile of surprise. Just wait and see.
Anyho,now that Louis is out of the running, I hope Nick mops it all up with his slightly moist slurpalicious hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||01/25/2014|
[quote] I'm mystified by the Nick lust displayed here. He's got a sniveling, Toby Maguire quality that I find deeply off-putting.
Well screw you. I want Nick to sit on my face while I pleasure his whiny hole. He is so ADORKABLE.
Every week I melt when I see Nick standing in the bottom, and it REALLY turns me on when he says over and over "I'm in the bottom again." Oh how I wish, baby.
From his sensible black shoes, to his off-white pants, and the way his meaty thighs fill out those pants, to his slight paunch, to his creamy skin tone, to his perfectly coiffed hair. Nick is ... hotness.
I'm guessing the asian wins. It's pretty obvious from the editing, just like it was during that craptastic Texas season when Tom Gayle and Padme creamed over that mediocre round-faced guy.
Oh, and the inappropriate Nina comment of the week? "I wanted to flip a table." Oy.
If Carlos' restaurant did indeed earn a Michelin star, then he's definitely back in the competition. His seafood tamal was really creative, and I'm surprised that they sent him home for that.
I wish Nick would win this season, but we all know it's going to be another asian who wins for the third time in a row. I think it's time to change the judges.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||01/25/2014|
The Nick-troll is boring...there's nothing hot about that whiner who puts 100000 ingredients into every dish. Shirley and Nina are infinitely better.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||01/25/2014|
Shirley for the win, and she would have completely earned it.
But, I'm still pissed at how they tried so hard to guilt Nick out of his immunity. That was totally uncalled for AND it was the first time they had EVER done that.
Like someone said, when Carrie had immunity and made that shitty salad in the college challenge(about 1 student stood in her line), not one person turned to her and said..... Damn, girl, just turn in your immunity and go the fuck home.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||01/25/2014|
Shirley vs Nina. Shirley's "I found my voice" shtick is getting a little old. Nina seems to be making some mistakes lately. But they are better than the men.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||01/25/2014|
[quote]I'm guessing the asian wins.
"The asian" has a name, asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||01/25/2014|
R234, what the hell is wrong with you?
|by Anonymous||reply 235||01/26/2014|
You really can't tell if Nick's facial expression is based on Carlos's return. Editing can change alot of things. It could be Nick's reaction to the ingredients, challenge itself or finding out that 2 people will be eliminated after the Quick Challenge.
I personally think its Louis. By now, everyone has to have forgotten about him. They were probably expecting Stephanie since she went out on a dish that was MUCH better than Nick's.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||01/27/2014|
The look on Nick's face was a result of my explosion.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||01/27/2014|
I want to be in the middle of a Nick and Louis sandwich! Those two are hot as hell!
|by Anonymous||reply 238||01/27/2014|
Are there any updates on Nick's taint? Links, perchance?
Thanks in advance!
|by Anonymous||reply 239||01/29/2014|
OMG. ♥♥♥ LOUIS! ♥♥♥
|by Anonymous||reply 240||01/29/2014|
Please, Lord. Let the final two be Nick and Louis.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||01/29/2014|
Nick comes from behind!
|by Anonymous||reply 242||01/30/2014|
YES YES YES!!!
Nicholas my stud muffin is in the finale!!
How hot were Nick and Louis together. I have not once seen Nick overly excited throughout the entire season, but he literally "lit up" when he saw Louis!
And the deep embrace they gave each other both at the beginning at the show and the end of the show. Do you know how badly this gets my fantasies going??? Two hot DILFS engaged in passionate, sweaty sex???? Damn!!
In some of the opening shots when Nick is walking down the hallway in his grey pants, I don't know if it's me, but he looks like he's PACKING. It could be me projecting, but he really looks hung.
I really hated to see Louis go because I was hoping he would be in the finale against Nick, but I'm happy with Nina. She has been really solid throughout the season.
So what happened to that theatre-style finale, with all the spectators in a live cook off? Did the producers realize what a crapfest that was?
Looks like the finale will be traditional, with regular service, and the judges making their decision based on an ENTIRE MEAL, and not course by course. Smart move.
At this point, I'd be happy with either Nick or Nina winning, but I've been pulling for my hottie DILF Nick since episode one, so I hope he wins.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||01/30/2014|
I have never desired to be DPed in my life. But Nick and Louis could do it. Louis for his sheer sex appeal, Nick for his sweetness. But in reality, Louis would top me, I'd top Nick and all of us would be quite content.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||01/30/2014|
The whiny bitch and his red nose skate through again. This show is almost as scripted as the housewives.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||01/30/2014|
Gail, you're such a slut! You're barefoot and pregnant and already dreaming about being DP'ed?? MARY!
|by Anonymous||reply 246||01/30/2014|
Does Louis like the homosex?
|by Anonymous||reply 247||01/30/2014|
There's no point of even watching next week. They are going to give it to Nick.
I want to give him something else, though. While Louis gives something to me from behind,
|by Anonymous||reply 248||01/30/2014|
Yeah they gave him the spam challenge win even though the guy clearly said his dish was "sodium challenged." I wished Padma would have pipped uo and said "STILL? Oh fuck send him home."
|by Anonymous||reply 250||01/30/2014|
Nick and Jason are reunited AT LAST in the finale. Barely-contained homo flirting and bro love will abound. Yay!
|by Anonymous||reply 251||01/30/2014|
I did feel bad for Louis, and it really should have been a single-elimination round. If they needed to compress things, they should have had the double-elimination round earlier.
OTOH, I don't feel bad for Shirley, even though she was a strong competitor. Something about her is off-putting, perhaps because she never met an article she couldn't omit from a sentence.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||01/30/2014|
R252 misogynistic and racist shithead.
The producers are so annoying and it's obvious they knew Nick would be a villain so they brought him to the finale when his cooking throughout the season did not warrant a first or second place finish. From the beginning it was ALL about Nina and Shirley yet whiner white male privilege Nicky gets through. I expect him to win now. The struggle is just so real for that guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||01/30/2014|
The racist who just knew Shirley was picked the winner before the show even started must have shit her pants when she got knived last night. Was really hoping for a Nina/Shirley final two. Not buying the whole Nick redemption arc one bit.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||01/30/2014|
He opened his own restaurant in November. When does this finish shooting?
|by Anonymous||reply 255||01/30/2014|
If that whiny bitch wins it all, then this season was completely worthless.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||01/30/2014|
[quote]misogynistic and racist shithead.
R253 You keep using those words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||01/30/2014|
Ah, women who make it to be a chef are tough and talented cookies. It isn't an easy environment still for women.
But Top Chef contestants are on equal ground. Nick did not excel for most of the season and is a whiny baby. A soft guy physically and otherwise. Female chefs are always a bit tough, or they wouldn't make it. Restaurant kitchens are a very male dominated and rough environment, no one should argue that. I guess they are misogynist if you like that word, but not a place of white privilege. Top level chefs are a pretty interesting bunch, most all of them egocentric with asshole qualities. Regardless of sex or colour.
I hope Nina wins. She has the superior skill and confidence, and is not a cry baby.
It was clear that Nick beat out Shirley in the last challenge, but I still doubt that he beat Carlos in the previous one.
So he has learned to use salt and add heat, he listened a bit. But his talk is whiny and presumptuous and he remains infallible and tediously self pitying in his presentation. He should be grateful to still be there.
It was also clear that Shirley and Nina wanted Nick to win the last spot over Carlos, not because he was easier to beat, they just had more respect for him as a chef and they were genuinely happy for him. Shirley may have lacked the killer instinct. Nina won't have that problem.
I never want anyone deep in my hole, but I like to fuck a hot guy. Nick would still be very late in line. He has a weak countenance and personality, soft features, and bad teeth. He does exemplify some sort of privilege, but I think it mostly comes from childish cluelessness.
Shirley, Carlos, Nina and Louis are all more accomplished and original chefs than he. He feels unappreciated, poor boy.
They are doing pop-up restaurants for the finale. I think nervous Nick will have a girly breakdown, and Nina will have a mental lapse. Either can win.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||01/30/2014|
wait wait wait Shirley was asian????????? NO...
|by Anonymous||reply 259||01/30/2014|
[quote] I think nervous Nick will have a girly breakdown
Did you see the previews for the finale? Nick seems to go absolutely apeshit at somebody!
I hope Nick wins. He's the kind of person who needs to own his own restaurant, because he doesn't seem to play well with others.
Nina seems like she can get hired anywhere, because she's a hard worker and a skilled chef.
That said, I'd never want to work for Nick. He would be absolute hell. But I still wouldn't kick him out of bed!
|by Anonymous||reply 260||01/30/2014|
Ha-ha-ha; f--k Shirley; entitled-acting f---ing s--t. Boo-fucking-hoo.
BUt I don't think Nick deserved to be there. Cannot WAIT till next week!
|by Anonymous||reply 261||01/30/2014|
It's nice to see the boys are still ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶b̶u̶d̶d̶i̶e̶s friends. And apparently, someone in the comments section doesn't care much for Jason.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||01/30/2014|
Oh, and this Philly food critic creamed himself all over Nick's food at his new restaurant, "Laurel".
|by Anonymous||reply 263||01/30/2014|
Jason is also opening his own restaurant.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||01/30/2014|
You know, Nick doesn't ping for me AT ALL, but is there the slightest possibility that he has ever dabbled with another guy??? Does anyone from Philly have ANY info on Nick and Jason? Or Nick and Louis??
That would be soooooo hot! If it ever happened, I would imagine Nick being a whimpering bottom while somebody plowed his nervous hole. Oh damn, that's a hot image...
|by Anonymous||reply 265||01/30/2014|
Jason's menu. He's got "sam'iches"!
|by Anonymous||reply 266||01/30/2014|
I would count the hairs on Nick's asshole with my tongue.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||01/31/2014|
Nick better not win-he clearly doesn't deserve it. Even if he cooks amazingly in the finale, does it make up for him coming up short for almost all of the season while Nina was consistently at the top? NO. If Nick wins it would make Top Chef even less legit than before. They've had plenty of talented chefs on this show, but like those singing shows, most of the time the best contestants don't win.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||01/31/2014|
For better or worse, they usually do try to judge on the meal in front of them, not on past performance. That being their goal, it would be far better if they didn't know who cooked what.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||01/31/2014|
If Nina wins, hopefully she'll see a dermatologist to remove those maltballs growing on each side of her nose.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||01/31/2014|
Why does Nick always look like he just stepped out of a shower, He seems dripping wet at all times. He also always looks like there are tears just behind his eyes. Is this part of his appeal?
|by Anonymous||reply 271||02/01/2014|
I don't understand ANY of this attraction to Nick.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||02/01/2014|
Looking forward to Nick going ballistic apeshit, banging tables and yelling. Hahaha I guess he was foreshadowing when he said nice Nick is going to turn into bad Nick.
He has a real temper! Which, of course, turns me on even more.
I love when Nick slams his fist and screams, then Gail says... "awk-ward." Hahaha
I want Nick to win so bad because he's so hot!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 273||02/04/2014|
This is all just too much pressure for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||02/04/2014|
I was hoping we'd see Nick in at least a bathing suit in Hawaii
|by Anonymous||reply 275||02/04/2014|
r275, does pasty chub get you off?
|by Anonymous||reply 276||02/04/2014|