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Comment on Henry Cavill's Ass in These Pics Thread

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by Anonymousreply 5110/27/2013

It's like it's struggling to break free.

by Anonymousreply 210/05/2013

Bump.

by Anonymousreply 310/05/2013

Bump for the butt.

by Anonymousreply 410/05/2013

I saw Henry's butt up close on our date when I asked him to bend over and pick up the Diet Coke on the bottom shelf at the grocery store.

by Anonymousreply 510/05/2013

I saw Henry's butt up close when it was riding my face.

by Anonymousreply 610/05/2013

Too long, too flat, too old.

But the real problem is the lack of good tailoring. The pulled-crease line and the too-tight-around-the-glutes look detracts from what is, after all, a perfectly decent ass for a homosexual of a certain age.

by Anonymousreply 710/05/2013

Too old?

by Anonymousreply 810/06/2013

It reminded me of The Blob in that I was imagining that ass going through the railing, getting larger and attacking the crew.

by Anonymousreply 910/06/2013

[quote]Too old?

Yes, of course, because here on DL, 30 is the new 60.

by Anonymousreply 1010/06/2013

Please, any 60 year old would be thrilled to have 1/100th of Henry's looks.

by Anonymousreply 1210/06/2013

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by Anonymousreply 1310/06/2013

[quote]Please, any 60 year old would be thrilled to have 1/100th of Henry's looks.

OMG, that was so not the point.

by Anonymousreply 1410/06/2013

It that rod were Matt Hughes, he'd be reaching Henry's belly button from the inside right about now.

by Anonymousreply 1510/06/2013

I wish I were the rod.

by Anonymousreply 1610/06/2013

That ass would make a great thanksgiving dinner

by Anonymousreply 1710/06/2013

Based on other pics, I'd say the suit is very well tailored. But he's got his hands in his front pockets.

by Anonymousreply 1810/06/2013

The suit looks odd because it's styled for the 1960s! Henry's casaba melons still look mighty fine in those pants. Homina homina homina!

by Anonymousreply 1910/06/2013

Oh dear. I don't know how that link got attached to R19. *blush*

Nothing to see here folks. Back to your regularly scheduled program.

by Anonymousreply 2010/06/2013

Post the link you intended to post R19. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 2110/06/2013

I think he did, R21.

by Anonymousreply 2210/06/2013

Nothing to see, R20???

Honey, that's the very definition of "cannot be unseen."

by Anonymousreply 2310/06/2013

[quote]too flat,

You're as wrong as those who said the same about the earth.

How in the hell is THIS "flat":

by Anonymousreply 2410/06/2013

Sorry guys. Not intentional at all.

On the bright side, now you know what get when you cross a butt like Henry's with a sixpack. ;-)

by Anonymousreply 2510/06/2013

Do you think Henry farted much in those tight slacks? How would the inner seat of his slacks smell after he farted them up?

by Anonymousreply 2610/06/2013

Lord, it's back.

by Anonymousreply 2710/06/2013

Hmmm, he seems to like pressing a long rod between his bulbous cheeks!

by Anonymousreply 2810/06/2013

Imagine eating his farts!

by Anonymousreply 2910/06/2013

R7 = Broken-hearted Jake G.

by Anonymousreply 3010/06/2013

An aging homosexual must choose between their ass or their cheekbones.

by Anonymousreply 3110/06/2013

[quote]But for how long will it last? If he quits working out...

I imagine it would last as long as most people who quit working out.

Since his job entails looking good, rather than splitting the atom, he knows he has to keep it up. Who wouldn't considering how much $$$ he's going to make? I'd say that's more than enough incentive.

by Anonymousreply 3210/06/2013

Those pics of Henry's bubbling butt are from the 'Man from U.N.C.L.E.', and I'm guessing that just like in this thread, the threads in that suit are crying "UNCLE!".

by Anonymousreply 3310/06/2013

^Guuurrrl

by Anonymousreply 3410/06/2013

Like two, mouth-watering hams struggling to come out of the packaging.

by Anonymousreply 3510/06/2013

This film will be worth watching for his ass alone.

by Anonymousreply 3610/06/2013

Bump.

by Anonymousreply 3710/06/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3810/06/2013

Quite, R38.

by Anonymousreply 3910/06/2013

You can set a drink on that thing.

The man is blessed with every physical accoutrement you could ask for in terms of appearance. Lucky bastard.

by Anonymousreply 4010/07/2013

Can the webmaster get rid of the post @ R19? I don't want to see that thing when I open this thread.

Freak.

by Anonymousreply 4110/07/2013

right R40? its not fair at all to the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 4210/07/2013

You don't like seeing a human catcher's mitt, R41?

by Anonymousreply 4310/07/2013

Close up, large.

by Anonymousreply 4410/26/2013

I love how LONG his ass is as well as wide in R44's pic! A massive behind.

by Anonymousreply 4510/26/2013

R45, how does it compare to Anthony Recker's ass? (see link)

by Anonymousreply 4610/26/2013

Hi R46. IMO, Henry Cavill's huge ass is very different to Anthony Recker's huge ass. Henry has a much longer ass - the size of his cheeks and the overall structure of his ass have as much to do with the length of this area of his body than the width or roundness. Henry's ass isn't just long, it is also very wide and it's certainly much rounder than the average male ass.

Yet its roundness is not in the league of Anthony Recker's ass, which is not only enormous but actually globed in shape, almost spherical in its astonishing roundness, like two huge basketballs. This extreme roundness gives Recker's ass a much more jutting, shelf-like, "curvaceous" appearance, which we typically associate with women much more than men.

So in conclusion, I would argue that, while Henry Cavill does have a huge buttocks, he does not have a womanly one. Henry Cavill has a huge manly buttocks, whereas Anthony Recker has a huge and distinctly womanly buttocks. Hope this helps!

by Anonymousreply 4710/26/2013

I love guys with womanly butts, R45/R47.

by Anonymousreply 4810/26/2013

R47, why do you refer to "buttocks" in the singular?

by Anonymousreply 4910/26/2013

Boy, he appears to be enjoying that bar up against his crack.

by Anonymousreply 5010/26/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5110/27/2013
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