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Yale 'Poopetrator' On The Loose, Defecating In Laundry Rooms

Yale University students are being terrorized by what some students are referring to as a "poopetrator."

The university is tightening security in the residence halls in response to someone defecating in the laundry room of an on campus residence, the New Haven Register reports.

The Yale Daily News writes that "it took the physical delivery of the excrement to the Saybrook Master's Office to catch administrators' attention." At least four such incidents have occurred in the laundry room of the Saybrook College.

"We have asked our students not to leave their laundry unattended, the affected machines have been thoroughly disinfected, and we are actively seeking information about who the perpetrator might be," Saybrook Master Paul Hudak told the Daily News. "That's about all we can do."

Students have taken to calling the hooligan a "poopetrator":

by Anonymousreply 710/05/2013

Sooo fucking gross.

What the fuck is WRONG with some people?!?

by Anonymousreply 110/05/2013

I bet he teaches there.

by Anonymousreply 210/05/2013

The Mad Crapper couldn't get into a better school?

by Anonymousreply 310/05/2013

I'm on it!

by Anonymousreply 410/05/2013

Dear Lord in Heaven!!

by Anonymousreply 510/05/2013

DNA-test that shit.

by Anonymousreply 610/05/2013


by Anonymousreply 710/05/2013
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