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Madonna and Sean Penn Together Again Last Week

Is he single?

by Anonymousreply 4210/06/2013


by Anonymousreply 110/04/2013

He did not age well.

by Anonymousreply 210/04/2013

Was he the rapest?

by Anonymousreply 310/04/2013

Chris Penn used to come into the hotel bar I worked in YEARS ago (1999-2000). He was a fucking riot. He'd buy a bottle of Dewars (I think) and drink the whole thing in one afternoon. It was fucking crazy. But once he got drunk, he'd totally talk shit. He had a love/hate relationship with Sean. But he'd always say Sean was the biggest cokehead in Hollywood. Like everyday. I think that shows now.

by Anonymousreply 410/04/2013

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by Anonymousreply 510/04/2013

Don't ask me for links but Debi Mazar, Madge's long time BFF, suggested that Sean Penn's been the only love of Madonna's life.

I can say I honestly believe that. And that makes it a very sad fact that this woman would love a man who hit her with a baseball bat.

by Anonymousreply 610/04/2013

Won't be long before that coke head's weakened heart gives out on him like it has for so many others.

by Anonymousreply 710/04/2013

[quote]He did not age well.


by Anonymousreply 810/05/2013

R1's photo is incredible.

Regardless of what you might think about either of the people in the photo, it's incredible.

by Anonymousreply 910/05/2013

Penn was always an ugly bastard but he's only gotten worse with age. I never understood why anyone thought he was physically attractive.

Thank goodness Penn and Vadge never had kids-most likely that kid would be an ugly fucker. Imagine a female with Penn's face and Vadge's teeth?

by Anonymousreply 1010/05/2013

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by Anonymousreply 1110/05/2013

Well, maybe he tied me up and hit me with a baseball cap but I'll grab any opportunity to get photographed with him because next to his old mug I look YOUNG, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 1210/05/2013

Why did he and Robin Wright Penn finally get divorced?

by Anonymousreply 1310/05/2013

He's probably a cokehead and a mental case, but guess what, you will look older decades later, too.

by Anonymousreply 1410/05/2013

Didn't he put a gun up her vagina once when he had her tied up?

by Anonymousreply 1510/05/2013

On standby.

by Anonymousreply 1610/05/2013

I always admired that Penn fellow.

by Anonymousreply 1710/05/2013

Madonna still like Penn because he broke up with her. Same old story. You end up liking/wanting the person who won't have you.

by Anonymousreply 1810/05/2013

Wasn't it in "Truth or Dare" that she said he was the love of her life? I believe it.

by Anonymousreply 1910/05/2013

Madonna's brother said that Sean had a strong resemblance to thier dad when he was young.

by Anonymousreply 2010/05/2013

Yes, r19.

by Anonymousreply 2110/05/2013

Lol! He hit her with a bat?

by Anonymousreply 2210/05/2013

His daughter Dylan is an actress and very pretty--so why wouldn't kids with Madonna be attractive?

by Anonymousreply 2310/05/2013

Madonna is becoming an aging Mae West.

by Anonymousreply 2410/05/2013

OK, WHY did Penn age so badly? There's a lot of sun damage, but, say, Bryan Cranston has a huge amount of sun damage too but looks great. He's a huge smoker, which is also a factor, and he probably drinks a ton. But how would he look without the effects of the sun/nicotine/alcohol? My sense is that largely it is probably genetics, the way his facial structure continued to grow and change over time. I wonder how he could salvage his looks at this point, what plastic surgeries/laser/acid treatments could be done.

Madonna was so cute back in the day...

by Anonymousreply 2510/05/2013

He grew up in Malibu. Nearly feral in Malibu, that's a lot of fucking sun damage. He could be the poster child for clean living and a positive outlook and still look like a fucking raisin.

by Anonymousreply 2610/05/2013

[quote]His daughter Dylan is an actress and very pretty--so why wouldn't kids with Madonna be attractive?

Because Robin is far prettier than Madge.

by Anonymousreply 2710/05/2013

Never liked Sean. He always looked like the Klan men (and their kids) I knew growing up. He totally could fit right in on those old photos of people standing around watching some poor black soul swinging from a tree. And laughing and pointing.

Always liked Chris, though. Sexy twink or ruddy porker, I always enjoyed him on screen. Even in crap movies/tv shows. Too bad Sean didn't OD instead of him. Was Chris gay and closeted?

by Anonymousreply 2810/05/2013

[quote]Madonna is becoming an aging Mae West.

A DL revelation.

We have never heard that here before.

by Anonymousreply 2910/05/2013

He was feeling out of shape, so he called her up to see if he could get a little batting practice in.

by Anonymousreply 3010/05/2013

Sean Penn has spent his whole life scowling. I wonder if he still does shitty tattoos?

by Anonymousreply 3110/05/2013

I mean what do you got on the West Side? Sean and Madonna?

by Anonymousreply 3210/05/2013

R28, the hotel I worked at had tons of celebs come and stay there, Chris was my personal favorite. He was a raging, and I mean RAGING alcoholic, but always a riot.

One story: A guest who was staying there was wearing a Raiders jersey (which was very strange for such a posh hotel) and, after a few drinks, started saying homophobic slurs. Talking trash as if it was a dive bar. It was really off putting and uncomfortable for everyone there. Stupid straight guy stuff. I was only 20 then and very closeted, so Chris didn't do what he ended up doing for me, but just because he was such a cool guy.

Chris sort of motioned me over and said, "watch this. I'm freak this guy out". He then went on to start chatting up the guy, who obviously thought it was cool a celeb, even a C list one, was talking to him.

Chris started talking football and asked the guy who his favorite Raider was. The guy said Ken Stabler (for those not in the know, Stabler was nicknamed "The Snake" because he was hard to tackle, and led the Raiders to a few Superbowls back in the day). Chris says, "Oh really? I know him. Not well. I was at a party a couple of years with in Dallas at Troy Aikman's. My brother Sean and Troy go way back."

The guy is seriously getting ALL excited. Asking what was Troy like, what was Stabler like, etc. Chris, very casually, says, "Stabler was there was with his boyfriend. Big black guy. Nicest guy in the world. Both of them. They made a great couple."

The guy starts getting really upset. "No fucking way is Stabler gay. No fucking way."

Chris:"You think his nickname is "the snake" because he was elusive? Come on man. Don't be so naive."

The guy continues to freak out on him and eventually security gets called and escorts him out. It was awesome.

That is all.

by Anonymousreply 3310/05/2013

She's trying very hard to look like Kate Winslet.

by Anonymousreply 3410/05/2013

Penn is wearing the same outfit in both pics!

by Anonymousreply 3510/05/2013

Penn looks fine. He looks better NOW than when was WAS younger. He was never a looker, for chrissake. The weathered, tan look is an improvement. Madonna looks good in that pic, too. Which is amazing since so much of the time she looks like hammered shit.

by Anonymousreply 3610/05/2013

Who cares about Madge. But did he beat up the photographers?

by Anonymousreply 3710/05/2013

Here ya go, R33.

by Anonymousreply 3810/05/2013

Madonna is beautiful, 55 and exquisite.

by Anonymousreply 3910/05/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4010/05/2013

Is Stabler really gay?

by Anonymousreply 4110/05/2013

Haha, no he isn't, r41. Chris was just doing it to get back at the douche at the bar who was saying "faggot this" and "faggot that".

Great pic, R38.

by Anonymousreply 4210/06/2013
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