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If famous homes could gossip, what would they say?

Blanche has turned me into a flop house. Her last trick stole the last of the good silver.

by Belle Revereply 1810/09/2013

What's that smell?

by Belle Revereply 110/04/2013

GD, I LOVE Cheryl. She pops up out of no where, and no matter that it is the same joke it makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

by Belle Revereply 210/04/2013


by Belle Revereply 310/05/2013

"If I have to hear 'Fiddle-dee-dee....' ONE. MORE. TIME....."

by Belle Revereply 410/05/2013


by Belle Revereply 510/06/2013

Let's just be grateful homes don't gossip.

by Belle Revereply 610/06/2013

Damn, Bitch! Stop coming back. I've been nothing but cinders for years.

by Belle Revereply 710/06/2013

She just had to tear down that bitch of a bearing wall, and put in a window where a window was supposed to be. Fucking old hag.

by Belle Revereply 810/06/2013

Couldn't she have just have picked up the phone to talk to Daddy?

by Belle Revereply 910/06/2013


by Belle Revereply 1010/09/2013

I may be the biggest house in Brentwood, but I also have PTSD.

by Belle Revereply 1110/09/2013

Sixteen years of dry sheets!

by Belle Revereply 1210/09/2013

"Sure, turn back time, Bitch! First, you're selling. Then, you're not selling. Then, you're selling again. You vomit egyptian crap onto my foyer only to replace it with monastery souvenirs. Sell me to Beyonce for all I care. I'm sick of your shit."

by Belle Revereply 1310/09/2013

I'll never get all of that lube off of my floors!

by Belle Revereply 1410/09/2013

"Bitch, you know what you did in Beverly Hills. That shit won't fly here. Keep it classy with a capital 'K' or I'll trip your fat drunken ass down the stairs and your chins won't stop wobblin' for a week."

by Belle Revereply 1510/09/2013

"Beige! Nothing but beige as far as the eye can see! What is color? Must they purchase everything by the room from Restoration Hardware? Goodbye, beige-loving Marky Mark. I hope you find happiness in a mcmansion suburb with your beigey beige kind."

by Belle Revereply 1610/09/2013

"They Danke Schoened your hole in the stable. They Danke Schoened your hole in the parrot cage. They danke schoened your hole on the plastic slipcovers of your private jet. Now, they've Danke Schoened your sloppy ass into bankruptcy. Hah! Now, I'm a tear-down."

by Belle Revereply 1710/09/2013

And told the public that drunken mother-fucker passed out after choking on a pretzel!

by Belle Revereply 1810/09/2013
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