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Which current athlete would you like to see pose in a Playgirl-like spread and why?

Inspired by the Jim Brown thread. And, yes, I realize that a current athlete would not actually pose in Playgirl.

by Anonymousreply 9010/07/2013

Ben Cohen and Gareth Thomas—together, hard, and presenting hole.

by Anonymousreply 110/04/2013

Mitch McConnell, but only if he presents hole.

by Anonymousreply 210/04/2013

Eric Decker of the Broncos. His wife has made reference to his "third leg."

by Anonymousreply 310/04/2013

However big it is, I'd like to see Eric's Dicker.

by Anonymousreply 410/04/2013

Chase Utley

by Anonymousreply 510/04/2013

Tiger Wood because I like black guys, he has an ass I would like to see and of course, the dick that got around.

by Anonymousreply 610/04/2013

David "Wolfman" Williams.

by Anonymousreply 710/04/2013

Honestly, as many as possible from every sport. I'd love to have every top athlete from every sport pose nude, whether I was a fan of the guy or not.

by Anonymousreply 810/04/2013

Joe Flacco so I could see what I just KNOW is likely a huge schlong, and that swishy ass buck naked

by Anonymousreply 910/04/2013

Wow, Decker is astounding. In a sport with tons of homely hulks, he's incredibly handsome.

by Anonymousreply 1010/04/2013

Ben Cohen is dancing with the stars!

by Anonymousreply 1110/04/2013

Wolfman, half-way there.

by Anonymousreply 1210/04/2013

I'd say Tebow, but he's not a current athlete anymore, is he?

by Anonymousreply 1310/04/2013

Eric Decker is smoking hot and his wife could make a guy change his mind too.

by Anonymousreply 1410/04/2013

david Pocock

by Anonymousreply 1510/04/2013

Kerry Rhodes.

by Anonymousreply 1610/04/2013

Nick Symonds

Here is most of him, but need stills to jack off to.

by Anonymousreply 1710/04/2013

the Manning bros

by Anonymousreply 1810/04/2013

Chris Kluwe. He had big dick face and confidence.

by Anonymousreply 1910/04/2013

.. and why?

Wouldn't that be glaringly obvious?

by Anonymousreply 2010/04/2013

Fuck. I need Mo' Cock from Pocock!

by Anonymousreply 2110/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 2210/04/2013

Sorry R18, only Eli

by Anonymousreply 2310/04/2013

R2 made me throw up in my mouth a little. Now here's a thread suggestion though... Republicans that you would pay to see humiliated, degraded, bound, pissed on, shit on, beat, raped, etc.

by Anonymousreply 2410/04/2013

Luke, Sam and the twins George and Tom Burgess -- 4 rugby playing brothers, all 6'4" or taller. All must be naked, and both flaccid and hard and playful with each other ;-)

by Anonymousreply 2510/04/2013

If I had a dollar for every time I've said Troy Aikman, I think I'd have enough money to pay him to do it.

by Anonymousreply 2610/04/2013

Sidney Crosby.

A special prison spread with Aaron Hernandez.

And the Gronk.

Really too many to mention.

by Anonymousreply 2710/04/2013

And how could we get this far without a mention of Anthony Recker?

by Anonymousreply 2810/04/2013

and Mike Fisher. Get a look at what Carrie Underwood is riding.

by Anonymousreply 2910/04/2013

R28, would Anthony Recker be in Playgirl or Playboy?

by Anonymousreply 3010/04/2013

[quote] Chase Utley


by Anonymousreply 3110/04/2013

How about rugby player Pierre Spies.

by Anonymousreply 3210/04/2013

And I've had the hots forever for Aussie Footy player johnathan Thurston. I could jerk off to this.

by Anonymousreply 3310/04/2013

Here's a still of Thurston. God he's so fucking hot.

by Anonymousreply 3410/04/2013

[quote]Mitch McConnell, but only if he presents hole.

Other than obstructionism, what sport is he good at?

by Anonymousreply 3510/04/2013

I'm not really into black guys (or Asians), but I'd like to see what made all the girls crazy for some Tiger.

by Anonymousreply 3610/04/2013


You need to be introduced to the concepts of wealth and fame?!

by Anonymousreply 3710/04/2013

Novak Djokovic, with a big, confident smile on his face and his huge Serbian cock at attention.

by Anonymousreply 3810/04/2013

Derek Jeter spreading his biracial hairy asshole

by Anonymousreply 3910/04/2013

More please.

by Anonymousreply 4010/04/2013

I hate to say it, cause I really can't stand the guy, with his lies, and arrogance, but.....A-Rod. He's Dominican, and with all the size queens, like Cameron Diaz, and Kate Hudson, lusting after him, I just know he's got a Louisville Slugger meat bat between his legs. And I love his hazel eyes

by Anonymousreply 4110/04/2013

Tommy Haas.

by Anonymousreply 4210/04/2013

So many...

Grady Sizemore

Gian-Carlo Stanton (who did some nude shots but did not show all the goods)

Kerry Rhodes & Darius Slay, together!

Ryan Tongia, pictured below

by Anonymousreply 4310/04/2013

[quote]his wife could make a guy change his mind too.

Uh, neaux.

by Anonymousreply 4410/04/2013

Tom Brady and Tim Tebow

by Anonymousreply 4510/04/2013

So many for me also. My list.

Dave "coal train" Taylor...Massive dude. Stunning handsome.

Larry Fitzgerald Arizona Cardinals. His ESPN spot is a thing of beauty, and just to see that ass.

Another vote for Tim Tebow. I bet he's just freaking adorable naked.

by Anonymousreply 4610/04/2013

The DL's own Tony Stewart, hairy back and all.

by Anonymousreply 4710/04/2013

[quote] Novak Djokovic, with a big, confident smile on his face and his huge Serbian cock at attention.

Fuck YES.

Nadal would be next. As well as del Potro's tall, hairy ass!

by Anonymousreply 4810/04/2013

I agree with R19. Kluwe is smart and sexy and probably has a huge cock. Like, carries-it-around-in-a-wheelbarrow huge.

by Anonymousreply 4910/04/2013

Pique and Ibra, together of course.

Tom Brady, still.

by Anonymousreply 5010/04/2013

[quote] The DL's own Tony Stewart, hairy back and all

Oh, EWWWWWW! r47! If any NASCAR driver is going to be nekkid, at least let it be Carl Edwards, Kasey Kahne or Nelson Piquet Jr.

by Anonymousreply 5110/04/2013

Tim Tebow with his penis peeking out from behind a Bible.

by Anonymousreply 5210/04/2013

LOL we've all seen Dustin Brown's, from the LA Kins, big schlong(start at :56) in the locker room but I'd like to see it formalized in a spread.

by Anonymousreply 5310/04/2013

Jason werth

by Anonymousreply 5410/04/2013

R54, thanks for that. He's magnificent.

by Anonymousreply 5510/04/2013

Tim Tebow,if nothing else to piss off the DL arbitrors of taste saying to me that I can't find him damn hot just because THEY think he is fat, or THEY think he looks a little slow in braniac department. Just can't help it, I find the guy hotter than any porn stars I can think of.

by Anonymousreply 5610/04/2013

"THEY think he is fat, or THEY think he looks a little slow in braniac department"

But he is fat. And he does look like a tard. His ass is also flat. You may as well want to see this guy nude and fuck him:

by Anonymousreply 5710/04/2013

MLB viewer here.

Tampa Bay Rays' Matt Moore and Cleveland Indians' Jason Kipnis.

Some others worth mentioning may be too obvious.

by Anonymousreply 5810/04/2013

YAY!!! Guess I am finally getting into the DL spirit of things--- trying and succeeding to piss people off. But I would still love to photograph TT for a nude photo spread.

by Anonymousreply 5910/04/2013

Danny Amendola

by Anonymousreply 6010/05/2013

Who's the cave man talking to Amendola?

by Anonymousreply 6110/05/2013

Is Amendola what DLers call "white adjacent"?

by Anonymousreply 6210/05/2013


by Anonymousreply 6310/05/2013

John Cena. He's easily the first one that popped into my mind... though WCW or whatever technically isn't a "sport"...

by Anonymousreply 6410/05/2013

Cristiano Ronaldo

by Anonymousreply 6510/05/2013


by Anonymousreply 6610/05/2013

R60, who's the hunk on the left?

by Anonymousreply 6710/05/2013

"I hate to say it, cause I really can't stand the guy, with his lies, and arrogance, but.....A-Rod. He's Dominican, and with all the size queens, like Cameron Diaz, and Kate Hudson, lusting after him, I just know he's got a Louisville Slugger meat bat between his legs."

Please, women will want to date any rich, famous, attractive athlete regardless of how hung he is. Do you think any of those women would have dated him if he had been poor and non-famous?

by Anonymousreply 6810/05/2013

Joey Votto

Jacoby Ellsbury

Justin Maxwell

Robinson Cano

Sidney Crosby

Aaron Rodgers

by Anonymousreply 6910/05/2013

Indeed, women don't really like hugely-hung guys. They find it distasteful

by Anonymousreply 7010/05/2013

Who are you to say what I like ?

by Anonymousreply 7110/06/2013

r69, you sure are into baseball. You'd really like to r69 with these players!

by Anonymousreply 7210/06/2013

Max Chilton. Rich and gay seeming F1 driver.

by Anonymousreply 7310/06/2013

Yes, there is something Greekly classic about Tebow. Whatever it is, he's got it. His wearing clothes is like Michelangelo's David wearing clothes.

by Anonymousreply 7410/06/2013

A classic fat Greek plumber from Astoria perhaps.

by Anonymousreply 7510/06/2013

Dhani Jones - I would die and go to heaven if I ever got to ogle this gorgeous man naked.

by Anonymousreply 7610/06/2013

MMMMMMMMMM........ Yeah, Dhani!

by Anonymousreply 7710/06/2013

R43 What a hunk!

by Anonymousreply 7810/06/2013

Björn Barrefors

by Anonymousreply 7910/06/2013

Watching the Dallas game, I've got to put in a plug for Peyton. He seems to get better with age. Kenny Chesney has to be the luckiest guy on earth. Never mind the music.

by Anonymousreply 8010/06/2013

I'd want to see Eli Manning, Tim Tebow, Tom Brady, and Brent Celek.

And I know we're supposed to be talking about only current athletes here, but I have to throw in a former one: Eric Lindros.

by Anonymousreply 8110/06/2013

Olivier Giroud

by Anonymousreply 8210/06/2013

UFC fighter Michael Bisping

by Anonymousreply 8310/06/2013

UFC fighter Luke Rockhold

by Anonymousreply 8410/06/2013

Luke Rockhold has some nice tits.

by Anonymousreply 8510/06/2013

Wow! These guys are hot as fuck!

by Anonymousreply 8610/06/2013

And the hottest UFC fighet Patrick Cote. I'll stop with the UFC fighters because you could post on them all day.

by Anonymousreply 8710/06/2013

Turkish boxer Firat Arslan

by Anonymousreply 8810/06/2013

Michael Ballack

by Anonymousreply 8910/06/2013

Colt Lyerla

by Anonymousreply 9010/07/2013
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