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Governors Call State of a Emergency Over Tropical Storm Karen

And the government is shut down. Miss Jindal is included in this.

by Anonymousreply 3010/04/2013

Maybe Miss Jindal can perform an exorcism on Karen.

by Anonymousreply 110/04/2013

It will give Bobby a chance to show his presidential timber. At least he won't be fucking the nutria during the storm.

by Anonymousreply 210/04/2013

[quote]And the government is shut down.

Only the Federal Government.

God forbid the states should have to take care of themselves!

by Anonymousreply 310/04/2013

We'd be better off if Houston were wiped from the map.

by Anonymousreply 410/04/2013

Maybe, but it being oil refining alley makes it a horror show environmental disaster waiting to happen.

by Anonymousreply 510/04/2013

"Fucking the nutria," R2?

by Anonymousreply 610/04/2013

Oh, no. Not another "K" storm.

by Anonymousreply 710/04/2013

You're absolutely right, r3! Let's see Louisianans pull together to ride out this situation without the jackbooted thugs of the federal government.

by Anonymousreply 810/04/2013

And the world would be better off if you killed yourself, you sorry pile of shit, R4. Fuck yourself to death with a cleaver.

by Anonymousreply 910/04/2013

Hurricane Karma

by Anonymousreply 1010/04/2013

I won't miss Houstonians for reasons R9 perfectly illustrates.

by Anonymousreply 1110/04/2013

All the Gulf states have Republican governors who HATE Obamacare.

by Anonymousreply 1210/04/2013

Will this affect AHS: Coven?

by Anonymousreply 1310/04/2013

I assume FEMA would be deemed essential and is not part of the shutdown.

by Anonymousreply 1410/04/2013

Karen has promised to take special care to not destroy the coastal Beaverhousen.

by Anonymousreply 1510/04/2013

[quote]Will this affect AHS: Coven?

Yes. Gabourey Sidibe will need to be deployed in order to carry evacuees in low-lying areas to safe passage. That's guaranteed to cause a HUGE continuity issues for the writers.

by Anonymousreply 1610/04/2013

R14 Even if FEMA is closed, they'd probably do a better job today than in 2005.

by Anonymousreply 1710/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 1810/04/2013

Yes, R11, it's so much more preferable to wish the death of an entire city.

by Anonymousreply 1910/04/2013

r14, sure, FEMA workers will be called in--without pay, of course.

by Anonymousreply 2010/04/2013

R19 Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2110/04/2013

[R6] Yup, that's right, Bobby likes to fuck nutria

by Anonymousreply 2210/04/2013

Haha, R22. I thought it was some kind of fake sugar.

by Anonymousreply 2310/04/2013

I agree with R4

by Anonymousreply 2410/04/2013

Houston, and all of Texas (Austin included), is a shithole.

by Anonymousreply 2510/04/2013

Who is this Karen person, never heard of her

by Anonymousreply 2610/04/2013

[R26] Bobby was caught with his pants down, a call girl was pegging him. Her name was Karen.

by Anonymousreply 2710/04/2013

Then why don't you get the fuck out R24? We don't need you or want you.

by Anonymousreply 2810/04/2013

Honey, I only DRINK hurricanes; I don't cause them.

by Anonymousreply 2910/04/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3010/04/2013
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