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Let's pretend we're "All in the Family"

I'm the laugh track that appears in the first season opening credits.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 23810/19/2013

I'm the ass-shaped indentation in Archie's chair.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 110/04/2013

I'm the piercing sound of four actors shouting over one another.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 210/04/2013

I'm the can of [italic]mmm-mmm[/italic] ... in heavy syrup.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 310/04/2013

I'm cousin Maude.

"Cousin Maudie's here!"

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 410/04/2013

I'm that chinky robe Archie doesn't like.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 510/04/2013

I'm the make-up counter at Kressler's Department Store.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 610/04/2013

I'm the funniest show ever on tv

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 710/04/2013

I'm the New Pink Tiger!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 810/04/2013

I'm the same blood that's in Edith that's in Katherine Hepboin.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 910/04/2013

We're Eileen Brennan, Hector Elizondo, Roscoe Lee Browne, and some forgettable actress trapped in an elevator with Archie.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 1010/04/2013

I'm the cast recording of Jesus Christ Superstar some hippie is playing in jail when Archie gets arrested.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 1110/04/2013

Meathead , dead from the neck up. Meat Head.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 1210/04/2013

R11 I'm Archie

"Listen buddy, I dig Jesus Christ and I dug Him long before you weirdos toined him into a superstar!"

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 1310/04/2013

I'm the yamaha Archie wore for Stretch's funeral.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 1410/04/2013

I'm Gloria's Shirley Temple curls.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 1510/04/2013

I'm the crickets in Edith's head.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 1610/04/2013

I'm Edith's cake that caught fire in the oven and possibly saved her life.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 1710/04/2013

I'm the meal left untouched on Archie's plate because the argument he got into made him forget me.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 1810/04/2013

Boy the way Glen Miller played Songs that made the hit parade Guys like us we had it made Those were the days

And you knew who you were then Girls were girls and men were men Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again

Didn't need no welfare state Everybody pulled his weight Gee our old LaSalle ran great those were the days

-From memory. Good times.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 1910/04/2013

I'm the upstairs terlit. Each of my flushes caused the studio audience to laugh hysterically.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 2010/04/2013

Edith hasn't been the same since her mendapause.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 2110/04/2013

I'm Vincent Gardenia & Rue McLanahan looking to swing with Edith & Archie.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 2210/04/2013

I'm all the weight Sally Struthers didn't have, but gained.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 2310/04/2013

I'm little Rose Marie.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 2410/04/2013

'I'VE GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME!!!"

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 2510/04/2013

I'm Divine, not playing "Beverly LaSalle".

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 2610/04/2013

I'm Louise Jefferson's topknot.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 2710/04/2013

Im Little Black Elmo

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 2810/04/2013

I'm Seinfeld, and I'm coming for you, AinF!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 2910/04/2013

I'm the famous death scene.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 3010/04/2013

I am the one minute tag at the end of the episode that never gets shown in syndication.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 3110/04/2013

I'm the tea set Edith which allows to stay with her closeted cousin's lesbian school teacher partner.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 3210/04/2013

I'm the Bunkers' porch, which looks nothing like it does in the opening credits outdoor shots. (My cousin is Maude's porch in Tuckahoe.)

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 3310/04/2013

I'm the "middle-aged-guy" hat the 30-ish rapist wears. I should have tipped Edith off.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 3410/04/2013

[R3] made me laugh out loud - thanks for that memory!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 3510/04/2013

I am the window at the bottom of the steps that has some kind of glaze on it so you really can't see outside.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 3610/04/2013

I'm the time Edith almost got raped

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 3710/04/2013

I'm a dumb children's chant about a sick baby that Edith recites. After she recites it, the audience will applaud as if she just sang "Not Getting Married Today."

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 3810/04/2013

YAMAHA, R31!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 3910/04/2013

I'm Holly Near as Mona, fat and pregnant.

Soon after Gloria sees me, she miscarries.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 4010/04/2013

We're seven savage Jews who won't leave a scrap on your bones!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 4110/04/2013

I'm Sammy Davis, Jr.'s glass eye, which today rolls around in his coffin.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 4210/04/2013

R42, No ALMOST! She did get raped.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 4310/04/2013

R48, no, she threw the above-mentioned burning cake into the would-be rapist's face and escaped.

Seriously, wasn't that one of the most amazing pop culture moments of the 70s?

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 4410/04/2013

I am those two ancient relics Edith dragged home from The Sunshine Home so they could get married in the livingroom.

My father said the old guy was playing old men when he was a kid .

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 4510/04/2013

I'm Barney, you know, down at Kelsey's Bar? I was also one of Sgt. Bilko's right hand men, AND still found time to be butcher to the Brady's(and that sweet patootie Alice)

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 4610/04/2013

We're the hippie queers playing tonsil hockey right out in the open at the bus station. Edith mistook us for a straight couple!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 4710/04/2013

I am Carroll O'Connors native Texan accent , replaced with some weird mixture of 1920's Mobster & Betty Boop, which is apparently how everyone in that "terlit" Queens talks.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 4810/04/2013

I'm Bernadette Peters, inexplicably attracted to a much-older Archie. Little do I realize I'm providing videotaped evidence of my Old Nose that will come back to haunt me.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 4910/04/2013

I'm the camera that shot the videos of Archie's gun control editorial. "I have a way to solve this problem of airplane hijacking. The first thing you have to do? Arm all of your passengers."

Case closed!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 5010/04/2013

Stop slutshaming Edith!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 5110/04/2013

I am all those "dumb pollack" jokes that seem to have completely vanished from modern existence.

Did they all get smart once a pollack got to be Pope?

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 5210/04/2013

I'm Kelsey. Archie Andrews on radio, in McHale's Navy and General Hospital. After 54 years, my real-life brother was the last person seen on ATWT in 2010.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 5310/04/2013

I'm Cousin Bertha from Ozone Park. Came over as soon as I heard.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 5410/04/2013

I am Baby Joeys' penis on the worlds' first anatomically correct doll.

I wonder what it looks like now?

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 5510/04/2013

I am the can of Schatz beer that sits on Archie's side table.

I am now on display at the Smithsonian, along with my cousins, Archie and Edith's arm chairs.

You would be able to visit me if I wasn't currently in "shutdown" mode.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 5610/04/2013

I'm the horrible 20-years-later spinoff '704 Hauser' or whatever it was called.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 5710/04/2013

I'm Edith's entire crazy New Jersey family.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 5810/04/2013

I'm the copper mold on the kitchen wall that looks like a penis.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 5910/04/2013

I'm the rug painted onto the studio floor.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 6010/04/2013

Was anyone else attracted to Edith's rapist? I mean not to get raped by him or anything. The actor, David Dukes, was handsome.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 6110/04/2013

I'm Mildred "Boom Boom" Turner, and these are my breasts.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 6210/04/2013

Ah, the beautiful David Dukes. Hot indeed!

And dead.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 6410/04/2013

I'm the HOT and SPICY Puerto RRRRRRican-ness of Teresa Betancourt!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 6510/04/2013

I'm the Puerto Rican guy from "Sanford and Son" and "Barney Miller" who plays a militant Jew who gets blown up in his car.

It is so dramatic, it is the only episode that does not end with audience applauise.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 6610/04/2013

R69, you're not the only one. I think that was a bit of miscasting on the producer's part. Sure, they wanted to show that it could be anyone but they chose such a handsome guy that it's weird to see him take his shirt off and hope that we'll get to see him take more off.

And thinking, "Hell, I'd let him kiss me even if Edith won't."

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 6710/04/2013

I'm Gloria's red-brown platform boots worn with tan corduroy gauchos with matching vest!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 6810/04/2013

"Mr. Bonkers, the yoos is in the refreeyerator. Next to the yam behind the yelly."

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 6910/04/2013

I'm Louise Jefferson who exits a scene with a half twirl and tossing my hand in the air- a habit I never do on "The Jeffersons."

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 7010/04/2013

I played Trudy, who marries Billy Crystal's character in the Stivic's living room.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 7110/04/2013

I'm Teresa and Gloria 30 years later on "Gilmore Girls." We've gained about 500 pounds between us and have different names, but it's us.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 7210/04/2013

I'm the imaginary noose Archie puts around his neck when Edith tells her version of a St. Olaf story.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 7310/04/2013

I'm the viewer who thinks Mike and Gloria are being extremely selfish and stupid by wanting to meet Mike's future boss at the Plaza for dinner rather than have one last meal with the Bunkers.

For once, I am totally on Archie's side.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 7410/04/2013

I'm a holiday episode which just won't do without being depressing.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 7510/04/2013

I am Moose Hansen. Archie admires me because I end an argument by ripping the door off a guy's car.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 7610/04/2013

I'm the answer to the riddle that only Edith could figure out.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 7710/04/2013

I'm Uncle Caz, I'm here to say that Polish families are just like this (clasps hangs together tightly)

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 7810/04/2013

Did Mike even have parents?

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 7910/04/2013

I'm the TV repairman who wouldn't work past sundown on Friday because of the Jewish sabbath.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 8010/04/2013

I am Archie's brother from the later seasons who would be shocked to learn Archie was an only child if he watched season one.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 8110/04/2013

I'm Roger who Archie thought could fly through the front winda.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 8210/04/2013

We're Archie's niece Billie and her boyfriend Gary Rabinowitz. It immediately becomes clear that we're no Gloria & Mike.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 8310/04/2013

I'm the wig Edith accidentally walked out of the store without paying for, making her think she might be a kleppermaniac.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 8510/04/2013

I'm the Millennial who really, really wants to get all these jokes, but just doesn't.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 8610/04/2013

I'm the luscious Zac Efron. I wasn't born yet.[bold]

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 8710/04/2013

I'm remember watching this show as a kid in the '70's. CBS Saturday nights. All In The Family was on at 7 PM (CT), with various shows cycled throught eh 7:30 time slot over the years to take advantage of the AITF lead-in.

After that, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Bob Newhart Show, and the Carol Burnett Show. Now there was some great TV.

Trying to remember some of the shows that followed AITF. Think The Jeffersons started out in that time slot.

My next favorite night was probably Sundays on NBC. Disney's Wonderful World of Color followed by McMillan and Wife (with the gorgeous 40-something version of Rock Hudson) and Columbo.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 8810/04/2013

I'm [italic]Cosmopolitan,[/italic] and I'm the ruination of nice goils everywhere.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 8910/04/2013

I'm Sybil Gooly Edith's supermarket cashier gal pal. I always double bag your groceries.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 9010/04/2013

I'm Gloria's Lima Bean allergic reaction...

I'm Mike's three cups of cola making Gloria lose said bet...

I'm Rue's swinger smile

I'm the echo and reverb in the bathroom when Edith squeals... "Oh, Archie!"

I'm the new and improved intro so people can understand the words...

"GeeouroldLaSallerangreat"

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 9110/04/2013

I'm noodle frontity and Sodom and Gloccah Morra.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 9210/04/2013

R55, Peters was matched with Mike on AITF. She was mismatched with Walter on "Maude."

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 9310/04/2013

I'm Bold and I'm annoying as shit.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 9410/04/2013

Do you think he would have raped Archie too if he had the chance?

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 9510/04/2013

I am Gloria's childhood cereal bowl with the face of Brownie the Clownie on the bottom.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 9610/04/2013

I am Arthur the Cat.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 9710/04/2013

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by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 9810/04/2013

[bold]I'm Meathead's hair that collects on the set's floor at an alarmingly increasing rate from season to season.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 9910/04/2013

[quote]I'm Meathead's hair that collects on the set's floor at an alarmingly increasing rate from season to season.

That's ok, we'll just sweep it all into the same pile as Ediths' hair.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 10010/04/2013

I am the datalounger wondering now if any other show in TV history had the sounds of audience laughter during the opening theme song.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 10110/04/2013

I am Carroll O'Connor getting a songwriters credit for the closing theme song since he wrote the lyric, even though it's an instrumental.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 10210/04/2013

Bold...[/bold]off!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 10310/04/2013

I'm the Reverend [italic]Felcher[/italic], who Archie keeps referring to as "Reverend Fletcher".

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 10410/04/2013

I'm myself being confused as a child thinking Archie from ALL IN THE FAMILY was Archie of ARCHIE & JUGHEAD fame all grown up.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 10510/04/2013

I'm Frank Lorenzo's collection of Blueboy magazines.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 10610/04/2013

I'm the gold wedding ring Archie wears on his middle finger.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 10710/04/2013

I'm Roscoe Lee Browne. I was trapped in a elevator with Bunker as mentioned before. I also played a Frenchmen in a hospital room with Archie.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 10810/04/2013

I'm Mike Stivic's horrible posture.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 10910/04/2013

I'm Beverley La Salle. Did they ever catch the fuckers who murdered me?

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 11010/04/2013

I am the can of cling peaches in heavy syrup that Edith dents a car at the supermarket with.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 11110/04/2013

I'm a running fag.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 11210/04/2013

I'm Mike Stivic's horrible physique and bad hygiene.

Rob Reiner was SOOOOO unattractive. He and Penny Marshall were a perfect couple.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 11310/04/2013

For R3 and R125

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 11410/04/2013

I'm the cue cards that Archie is reading from, just over Edith's shoulder.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 11510/04/2013

We are Kelly Jean Peters and Tim McIntire. We played Gloria and Mike in the first pilot shot for ALL IN THE FAMILY. A second set of actors were cast in a second pilot that was shot. Sally Struthers and Rob Reiner were in the third pilot that was picked up

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 11610/05/2013

I'm the faux dinge on the set walls, designed to look like worn wallpaper.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 11710/05/2013

I'm the "other" Lionel, who wasn't really funny.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 11810/05/2013

I'm Irene Lorenzo's toolbox and ukelele.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 11910/05/2013

Sally Sruthers is starring in national tour "50th Anniversary of 'Hello Dolly.'" In Scranton, October 11-12-13.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 12010/05/2013

I was in the station wagon filled with nuns.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 12110/05/2013

I'm Charlotte Rae saying "hunkie" instead of "Honkie."

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 12210/05/2013

I'm a bowl of Cream O'Wheat with cheese.

I'm light, but I bind.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 12310/05/2013

I'm Marcia Rodd, who played Carol in the "Maude" pilot episode of AITF. I lacked Adrienne Barbeau's cup size and her inability to steal a scene from Bea, so I was canned.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 12410/05/2013

I'm Mike's moustache. Soon after I left the show it all went to crap.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 12510/05/2013

I'm the Playgirl that Archie busts Gloria and Edith looking at in the hospital waiting room.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 12610/05/2013

I am Zara Cully's temper when as Mother Jefferson she heard Archie refer to her as "Jefferson's mammy".

I AM HIS MOTHER!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 12810/05/2013

I am the Brownie the Clownie cereal bowl

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 12910/05/2013

We're Chip Oliver and Candace Azzara who played Mike and Gloria in pilot #2.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 13010/05/2013

I'm RAvenswood 8, their rotary dial phone.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 13110/05/2013

Wow, Chip Oliver had a nice beefy butt.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 13210/05/2013

Further investigation reveals that Chip Oliver was a onetime NFL player who dabbled in acting and then became a hippie.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 13310/05/2013

We're the long-lost additional theme-song lyrics from the two failed pilots:

[quote]Had my twelve-tube radio

[quote]Loved [italic]The Eddie Cantor Show[/italic]

[quote]Where did all that beauty go?

[quote]Those were the days!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 13410/05/2013

I'm [italic]Till Death Us Do Part.[/italic]

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 13510/05/2013

I'm Danielle Brisebois.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 13610/05/2013

I'm an ONEGA watch.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 13710/05/2013

I'm Archie's dress shoes...the nice ones, the Thom McAn's.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 13810/05/2013

I'm the "Steamboat" banana split that Archie smashed his hand into after sticking straws up his nose at the ice cream parlor to show off for Edith in front of her friend when they were young.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 13910/06/2013

I'm their house, 704 Hauser Street in Astoria.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 14010/06/2013

I'm the cream of wheat with cheese served by Cousin Maude. I was supposed to be light but binding. Alas Maude was wrong again.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 14210/06/2013

I'm the Pilgrim Maid Ice Cream Parlor, home of the ice cream trick that impressed Edith enough to marry Archie.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 14310/06/2013

r19, out of character Jean sang "and you NYOO who you were then."

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 14410/06/2013

R156, meet R137.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 14510/06/2013

I'm the black ceramic panther.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 14610/06/2013

I'm r157, mistakenly referring to Puritan Made as Pilgram Maid.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 14710/06/2013

I'm the eyeglasses Archie obviously should be wearing when he refers to an out-of-drag Beverly LaSalle as a "good looking man."

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 14810/06/2013

I'm Gloria's five inch platform shoes that she wears to work.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 14910/06/2013

I'm Mike's awful hair, which is really a bad wig that's supposed to make pudgy, balding Rob Reiner look college student age.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 15010/06/2013

"I'm Bernadette Peters, inexplicably attracted to a much-older Archie. Little do I realize I'm providing videotaped evidence of my Old Nose that will come back to haunt me."

Actually, Bernadette was inexplicably attracted to Mike (he was a teacher by then). I think she was one of his students. An attractive blonde waitress, younger than Archie but no spring chicken, was the one with the strange attraction to fat, grey-haired, stupid, racist Archie. I can't remember the name of the actress who played her.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 15110/06/2013

I'm all the racial epithets that were spewed by the lovable bigot, Archie Bunker: spic, spade, hebe, mick, coloreds, wop, polack, fruit, fag...and so on.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 15210/06/2013

I'm Beverly LaSalle's wig, being hastily yanked from her head.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 15310/06/2013

I'm Beverly LaSalle's pair of falsies.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 15410/06/2013

I'm Beverly LaSalle's pair of falsies.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 15510/06/2013

I'm Fillmore High, Edith's alma mater.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 15610/06/2013

I'm Sammy Davis' glass eyeball.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 15710/06/2013

'GET UP EVERYBODY AND SING!!!"

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 15810/06/2013

I'm the "rubbery feeling" on the back of Archie's head that told him it was Beverly LaSalle when she leaned over him in his chair and clapped her hands over his eyes saying, "guess who?"

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 15910/06/2013

I'm Gloria's frowny pitiful yet humorous wailing. "a-wuh a-wuh a-wuh wuh"

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 16010/06/2013

I'm R161, misspelling "Pilgrim". (And probably misusing "Made.")

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 16110/06/2013

I'm "The Barkleys", the Saturday morning cartoon meant to be "All In The Family" for kiddies:

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 16210/06/2013

I am Ferguson's Market.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 16310/07/2013

I'm "sweetie-pie" Roger.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 16410/07/2013

I'm Priscilla Morrill commenting on Edith's old classmate Buck Evans:

"GOD he was beautiful!"

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 16510/07/2013

The name "Buck Evans" was actually an inside joke. Mike Evans, who played Lionel, was nicknamed "Buck" by Rob Reiner, because he always had a constant stream of hot girlfriends hanging around the set. The writers picked up on that, and named the character Buck Evans.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 16610/07/2013

I'm "Joe's World," NBC lame copycat of AITF co-starring K Callen (Cousin Liz the Lez's gf).

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 16710/07/2013

R181 Wait Till Your Father Gets Home, if you watch it, is very much like Family Guy.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 16810/07/2013

I'm Gloria Stipic, the horrified hospital patient whose room a blacked-up Archie burst into, thnking he was going to see his little goil.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 16910/07/2013

I'm the excitement you felt whenever Edith got pissed off and stood up to Archie.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 17010/07/2013

I'm the chair that the men couldn't pick up when bent over from the waist, but the women could, proving something or other about women's lib.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 17110/07/2013

I am Carroll O'Connor claiming he rewrote all the scripts.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 17210/07/2013

I'm the Shoe-Booty story, and the subsequent stunned look on Mike's face when he realizes that Archie was abused as a child.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 17310/07/2013

I am the Norelco PC-60 color cameras, mis-adjusted by Norman Lear to give a smeary, film-like look.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 17410/07/2013

I'm Frank Lorenzo. Whatever happened to me, anyway? I just seemed to disappear.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 17510/07/2013

R154 "I'm their house, 704 Hauser Street in Astoria."

I'm the actual house seen in the opening credits on Cooper Avenue in Glendale. And of course there is no Hauser Street in Astoria.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 17610/07/2013

[quote]I'm Beverly LaSalle's pair of falsies.

[quote]I'm Beverly LaSalle's pair of falsies.

Well to be fair, R168 and R169, they WERE a matched set.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 17710/07/2013

We are Dan Dailey and Julie Sommars, stars of "The Governor & J.J." When our show got cancelled, "All In The Family" was picked up and scheduled in our time slot

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 17810/07/2013

I'm Steve, the macho gay who arm-wrestled Archie in Kelsey's Bar.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 17910/07/2013

I'm the Daughters of Sappho lez handing out pro-gay leaflets on Election Day.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 18010/07/2013

I'm the dingy linoleum and floorboards and the threadbare carpets that were painted onto the floor of the set.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 18110/08/2013

I'm Edith's joyous rendition of Happy 25th Anniversary to You she sang to Archie.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 18210/08/2013

I'm ARCHIE! Bounding thru the front door flying on AMPHETAMINES!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 18310/08/2013

I am the little tap dancing girl who brought her own floor to the Bunkers to dance for Sammy Davis Jr.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 18410/08/2013

I'm the letter Archie writes to Nixon.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 18510/08/2013

I'm the mortgage they burnt.

(What would a house like that in Astoria sell for now?)

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 18610/08/2013

I am Fr. John Majeski (actor Barnard Hughes) , the priest who Edith seeks out when she has a spiritual criis

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 18710/09/2013

[quote]I'm the letter Archie writes to Nixon.

And I'm the necktie he puts on to write to the President.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 18810/09/2013

I wish I could shimmy like my sister Kate!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 18910/09/2013

I'm Veronica, the partner of Edith's cousin "Liz the Lez"

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 19010/09/2013

I'm Paul, the JDL member who got blown up in his car. I'm played by Gregory Sierra, who seemed to play every role on every sitcom in the seventies that required a Hispanic type.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 19110/09/2013

I'm the tapes of Season 9 episodes which were show to an audience for "live responses."

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 19210/12/2013

I'm Charlotte Rae, playing basically her "Mrs. Garrett" character as a "Tupperware Lady" in charge of Ediths' Tupperware Party.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 19310/13/2013

I'm a can of Pocono mushrooms.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 19410/13/2013

I'm the chocolate cake that Archie shoved Mike's face into when he found out that Mike and Gloria were moving next door.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 19510/13/2013

[quote] I'm the tapes of Season 9 episodes which were show to an audience for "live responses."

I am the DL poster very puzzled by this. Wonder why they did that?

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 19610/14/2013

I'm Henry Jefferson, who always had to deal with Archie because his brother George had never set foot in a honky's house and wasn't about to start at the bottom of the heap.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 19710/14/2013

I am Archie's Disney World shirt that he saves for special occasions.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 19810/14/2013

I am R219 who is making up shit.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 19910/14/2013

I'm the set decorator who made all of Norman Lear's shows from that era look beige, dirty and depressing.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 20010/14/2013

I'm the foot long hot dog, that the Jefferson's dog Wilma ate, that was intended for Archie's dinner.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 20110/15/2013

I'm the Polack art exhibit that Archie thought Meathead was attending when it was really Jackson Pollock.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 20210/16/2013

I am Meathead's topee.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 20310/16/2013

I watched six episodes of All In The Family yesterday on Deja Vu and it worked better than vodka or Xanax on my mood. Thanks Archie, The Lorenzos, Gloria, Meathead and Dingbat!

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 20410/16/2013

I'm the dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid Bernstein.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 20510/16/2013

I'm the "regular Edgar Allen Polack"

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 20610/16/2013

[quote] I am Meathead's topee.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 20710/16/2013

I'm Lionel's foot-long that was gobbled up by Archie's niece Linda.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 20810/16/2013

I'm Archie's plaid CPO coat hanging on the wall hook. I reek of engine grease, cigar smoke and back sweat.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 20910/16/2013

I'm the look of disgust on Archie's face as Meathead and Gloria go into a clinch.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 21010/18/2013

I'm Archie Bunker on gun control.

Gloria: Do you know that sixty percent of all deaths in America are caused by guns?

Archie Bunker: Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 21110/18/2013

I'm a guy who wears glasses and is a foureyes.

I'm a gay who's a fag and is a queer.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 21210/18/2013

I am Scranton, the tourist mecca that Edith decides she would rather visit than Disney World.

This is the menopausal straw that breaks Archies' proverbial back, and he finally snaps, giving Edith "5 minutes to finish changing"

R233, I LOVE that quote, still use it occasionally, few people ever get the reference.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 21310/18/2013

I'm Anthony Geary playing (what else?) a gay man.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 21410/19/2013

I'm the heating pad, electric blanket and radio that Edith opened four new bank accounts to get, thus keeping $400 of the Bunker's meager savings tied up and untouchable for a year. "That's the stupidest thing you ever done, Edith", laments Archie.

by T.A.T. Communicationsreply 21510/19/2013
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