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David Beckham new underwear pics

Beckham in tight blue boxer briefs.

by Anonymousreply 7912/13/2013

Hideous tattoos. A good-looking guy who intentionally made himself look ugly.

by Anonymousreply 110/03/2013

He is also way past his sell-by date.

by Anonymousreply 210/03/2013

How many people have to tell the media: he is NOT hot.

by Anonymousreply 310/03/2013

Are you bitches really saying you don't want this ass?

by Anonymousreply 410/03/2013


by Anonymousreply 510/03/2013

Are you sure?

by Anonymousreply 610/03/2013

The tattoos are sexy as hell.

by Anonymousreply 710/03/2013

His body is not hot anymore. Belly is a bit pudgy, arms are skinny. Only his legs look good. Face is worn as fuck too. NEXT.

by Anonymousreply 810/03/2013

R4. No, I don't want that ass because I'd have to look at those mo-fo ugly tatoos.

by Anonymousreply 910/03/2013

he's OK. great hair. Lucky guy/gal having to adjust his boxer briefs for him. nice day at work!

by Anonymousreply 1010/03/2013

r4, that is exactly what we are saying. His ass is not hot, by the way. This is a dude with a hot ass:

by Anonymousreply 1110/03/2013

I see asses better than that every day in the gym ... I'm in better shape than he is.

And what is wrong with his feet?

by Anonymousreply 1210/03/2013

He looks awful from the hips up. He never had a great body for an athlete. Everything looks a bit off.

by Anonymousreply 1310/03/2013

This is a nice butt

by Anonymousreply 1410/03/2013

a jock with a nice butt

by Anonymousreply 1510/03/2013

Whatever do you mean, R1?

by Anonymousreply 1610/03/2013

I want to sniff that crotch of his.

by Anonymousreply 1710/03/2013

He is such a hot slut. I'd load his ass while Posh watches.

by Anonymousreply 1810/03/2013

For Britain he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 1910/04/2013

I think David is sexy as hell, the black guys, no way!

by Anonymousreply 2010/04/2013

Some much hotter football players out there -- Cesc Fabregas, Ronaldo.

by Anonymousreply 2110/04/2013

One of the most overrated person ever. Never understood his appeal.

by Anonymousreply 2210/04/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2310/04/2013

He's nasty and ONLY 37. I don't consider 37 old. He looks at least a NYC upper class 50 or an LA 52.

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by Anonymousreply 2510/04/2013

This is one HOT man. I crossed paths with him in Covent Garden some years back and I still find him as hot today as I did then.

by Anonymousreply 2610/04/2013

I don't like tattoos either. He looks trashy and also seems quite dim.

by Anonymousreply 2710/04/2013

What do they use to cover his cock?

The old "crustless white bread" trick they use in underwear shots in catalogs?

by Anonymousreply 2810/04/2013

I don't find him hot, he is merely cute to me. He is rather feminine and the bod needs some work. The tats are horrid.

by Anonymousreply 2910/04/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3010/04/2013

"What do they use to cover his cock?"

Judging by that fourth photo, it appears they've tucked his Toad in the Hole and clearly his Bangers are Mashed.

by Anonymousreply 3110/04/2013

He only appeals to thirsty gay dudes (not most gay dudes) who are into trashiness and less-than-fit physiques.

by Anonymousreply 3210/04/2013

What R2 said.

And overexposed.

by Anonymousreply 3310/04/2013

First the ink. He destroyed his body. What is the issue with his feet? What is going on there?

He is an exceptionally handsome man, that now has transformed his body into a 55 year old man that sits in the driveway in his lawn chair smokes while listening to the radio.

by Anonymousreply 3410/04/2013

Rat face and Mickey Mouse voice.

by Anonymousreply 3510/04/2013

Too many tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 3610/04/2013

Exceptionally handsome? Perhaps in Britain, but elsewhere....

by Anonymousreply 3710/04/2013

R32 yes. Totally agree.

by Anonymousreply 3810/04/2013

Never thought he was attractive. Out of all the hot athletes out there, why would he gain game for looks? One NFL team has 20 Dudes hotter than him.

by Anonymousreply 3910/06/2013

He's what every chav male aspires (yet fails) to be!

by Anonymousreply 4010/06/2013

Those ass links were fugly at best. DL has the worst taste in men.

by Anonymousreply 4110/06/2013

I'm surprised he's got a small ass--usually soccer players have big asses.

I agree, though, he's hotter than the black guys with the big asses at the links.

by Anonymousreply 4210/06/2013

He's a little, let's say it: long in the tooth, to be behaving this way. It's as pathetic as watching Madge trying to act sexy at her age. At some point, it becomes creepy. It was creepy when Marlene Deitrich was trying to be sexy at 50 and 60, and it still is. It's not that you aren't sexy at those ages, but you should be a little more discreet and, yes, smarter about how you want to portray yourself by middle-age.

by Anonymousreply 4310/06/2013

Meh...the tattoos are hideous.

by Anonymousreply 4410/06/2013

I am watching the SF v. Houston game tonight. Instantly, it strikes me that in American sports, a dude who looks like David Beckham would be considered unremarkable, with his lack of muscle mass and sort of homely appearance. American athletes make him look like a little girl.

by Anonymousreply 4510/06/2013

He used to be really hot.

He now is so very not.

by Anonymousreply 4610/06/2013

He's only 37? Jesus. I thought at least mid 40s. They should have gotten Michael Ballack to pose in underwear.

by Anonymousreply 4710/06/2013

I agree with R43, underwear modeling should be left to 18-24 year old's whose bodies look their best at that age. If you think of male models in their 30s, I think only David Gandy (who is close to if not Beckham's age) could still convincingly pull off an underwear campaign today. But he is also a professional model who works hard to maintain that body.

I can't help thinking that this campaign is more about ego (specifically Posh's ego) then financial need (Beckham can't possibly need the money as one of the highest paid soccer stars in history, in addition to the bevy of other endorsement deals he has gotten over the years). A big part of me thinks Posh is the impetus behind this campaign trying desperately to keep her and her husband's name relevant. In the same way that Sharron Osborne is constantly trying to pimp her spawn to the masses long after their MTV show ended. Beckham is now a retired athlete.

Also the few times I have been in H&M I have never seen anyone buying his underwear brand.

by Anonymousreply 4810/06/2013

His tattoos are nasty.

by Anonymousreply 4910/06/2013

Is he what Brits call a Chav?

by Anonymousreply 5010/06/2013

Beckham is one of the most sought-after men in the world and enormously popular as a gay icon, but trust you bitches to tear him apart.

by Anonymousreply 5110/06/2013

What? He's only 38? And here I thought Victoria had daddy issues for the past 15 years...

by Anonymousreply 5210/06/2013

I used to find him incredibly hot, but something has happened to his looks. Maybe he'll grow into a hot older man in a few more years. Whatever age, though, the tats are just trashy.

by Anonymousreply 5310/06/2013

Given his ink addiction, constant ad campaigns and Posh's whipping, I imagine that fear of ageing will lead to surgical 'improvements.'

Cruise would doubtless recommend some top names. Beckham has admitted to perfectionism and OCD, so it might not end well. Maybe a good friend will refer him to a sequence of Mickey Rourke photos.

by Anonymousreply 5410/06/2013

So hot. Yeah I like em older slightly and trashy.

by Anonymousreply 5510/06/2013

r12 - Looks like he's wearing nylon booties or something.

Sure he's a chav and doesn't look as good in his panties as he used to, but I find him quite likeable. He just seems fairly dim & friendly. And he was gay positive before it was more or less expected of public figures.

by Anonymousreply 5610/06/2013

Horrible tattoos, no thanks!

by Anonymousreply 5710/07/2013

Yeah, a lot of people don't like his tatts, but even without them, his body is lackluster at best. Compare his body to other famous athletes and you see what I mean. And does he even go to the gym anymore?

by Anonymousreply 5810/08/2013

They have lower standards of hotness in the UK.

by Anonymousreply 5910/19/2013

R59 and apparently on DL

by Anonymousreply 6010/19/2013

My daddy's bloody HOT, you poncy old queens.

by Anonymousreply 6110/19/2013

This is a hot soccer player bod. He looks like he actually works out.

by Anonymousreply 6210/23/2013

underwhelming at best

by Anonymousreply 6311/02/2013

[quote]What is the issue with his feet? What is going on there?

He's wearing rubber shoes designed to look like feet. They protect his feet from cold or scrapes as he does these stunts. Unfortunately, there are so many foot fetishists drawn to him that this is repulsive and very noticeable.

by Anonymousreply 6411/02/2013

HORRIBLE body. He's OVA. Ronaldo is going to overtake him as the soccer underwear king.

by Anonymousreply 6511/02/2013

Does he even lift weights?

by Anonymousreply 6611/02/2013

He's never been one to get my dick hard, but he seems like a very nice person.

by Anonymousreply 6711/02/2013

Yeah, he seems like a nice dude.

by Anonymousreply 6811/05/2013

David gandy is the best looking guys beckham's age. I love his curves!

by Anonymousreply 6911/05/2013

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by Anonymousreply 7011/05/2013

I see the acyclovir is working. Now just get Janet Jackson some.

by Anonymousreply 7111/05/2013

If you are gonna model underwear, make sure your bod is tight. Hit the gym, get a trainer, get some creatine/protein.

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by Anonymousreply 7311/11/2013

God, even his feet look gay.

by Anonymousreply 7411/11/2013

It is not 1961. The standard for being a male underwear model is high. If you don't regularly work out, keep your clothes on.

by Anonymousreply 7511/11/2013

He does look middle aged and flabby. His appeal in the past was a more classic look but he ruined that with all of the ink. He was slender but he had nice angular definition. He just doesn't have the overall looks to pull off the ink and still look hot.

by Anonymousreply 7611/11/2013

His bod is tight

by Anonymousreply 7711/15/2013

What would drive a guy, especially a handsome one, to have that many tattoos? What does he have to gain? I wonder if he's going to start on his neck now.

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