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Home fries and bacon on a buttered roll.

That's what this frau in my office eats for breakfast every morning. Can you just imagine the amount of fat, cholesterol, and useless carbs in that meal? Yes, she is quite heavy. It's egg whites and spinach in a whole wheat wrap for me. She should take a lesson.

by Anonymousreply 6810/04/2013

Food before noon goes straight to your hips regardless of its nutritional value.

Drink vodka followed by coffee; it's a natural cleanse.

by Anonymousreply 110/03/2013

"Superior Nutritional Habits" post. This is a distinct category on DL.

by Anonymousreply 210/03/2013

OP, you should mind your own fucking business.

by Anonymousreply 310/03/2013

What is the purpose of this thread?

There's someone in a nearby cubicle who doesn't eat the same thing for breakfast that I do.

Alert the media!

Just another occasion to announce that you don't like women?

by Anonymousreply 410/03/2013

Stop stalking her and get your work done, troll.

by Anonymousreply 510/03/2013

OP, you must feel very virtuous. Yeah, mind your own business and GET TO WORK!

by Anonymousreply 610/03/2013

I just thought some of you would find it telling what the average woman eats. For lunch she scarfed out three slices of buffalo chicken pizza and onion rings. I'm concerned for her and her arteries. She's a future heart attack/stroke in the making.

by Anonymousreply 710/03/2013

But down your wrap, stop staring at your co-worker and do your job.

by Anonymousreply 810/03/2013

OP has fallen for the "egg whites are better for you" scam.

by Anonymousreply 910/03/2013

R7/OP, if you really cared about her health you'd drop amphetamines into her diet coke.

Instead, you're being smug.

Almost glib, Matt.

by Anonymousreply 1010/03/2013

OP, you might soon be unemployed if you don't stop using the bosses time to post here when you should be working. And don't try to tell us you only come to DL during lunch hour.

by Anonymousreply 1110/03/2013

OP/R7, there is no reason to believe that your office mate is "the average woman." There goes your misogyny again. Don't pretend that you are "concerned for her and her arteries." You are concerned about bolstering your unwarranted belief in your own superiority.

Your colleague might well be overeating to compensate for the stress of being surrounded by idiots.

by Anonymousreply 1210/03/2013

My job does get done, sweetie. I just happen to notice what she eats, and I am worried for her.

by Anonymousreply 1310/03/2013

Just tell her her insurance premiums will go down if she stops smoking, take preventative measures etc. Or you could bring egg whites , and say how good you feel. Maybe she will get the hint

by Anonymousreply 1410/03/2013

OP, stand up, knock on the top your veal pen wall, and announce, "Becka, the internet thinks those breakfasts are going to kill you!"

Your job will be done.

by Anonymousreply 1510/03/2013

Maybe she'll drop dead and they'll hire some cute young fitness buff for you to obsess over. This could work out quite well for you OP.

by Anonymousreply 1610/03/2013

[quote]What is the purpose of this thread?

OP is very sissy and was picked on all through school. He's desperate to feel superior to someone, ANYONE, so he starts silly threads like this.

by Anonymousreply 1710/03/2013


by Anonymousreply 1810/03/2013

My only problem would be that she didn't bring enough to share. That sounds yummers!

by Anonymousreply 1910/03/2013

I want to know does she bring her food from home or is this some fast food pick-up?

by Anonymousreply 2010/03/2013

This thread is NOT going the way poor OP thought it would.

by Anonymousreply 2110/03/2013

Frying bacon as I type this!

by Anonymousreply 2210/03/2013

OP is still eating wheat!

by Anonymousreply 2310/03/2013

[quote]It's egg whites and spinach in a whole wheat wrap for me. She should take a lesson.

I'm sure you're her ideal.

by Anonymousreply 2410/03/2013


by Anonymousreply 2510/03/2013

She has a typical frau name too...Joanne.

by Anonymousreply 2610/03/2013

R1 = Somers Farkas

by Anonymousreply 2710/03/2013

Where do some of you bitches work, where you're in all of this cubefrau drama. Isn't there anyone in upper mgmt. on DL? With his own office?

by Anonymousreply 2810/03/2013

You have a typical frau name, too, OP: Miss Noseycunt Who Wants to Feel Superior, So She Disses Her Co-workers Eating Habits for an Audience That Couldn't Care Less.

You really are beneath contempt.

by Anonymousreply 2910/03/2013

I found a picture of the OP. Lookin' good there, gurl! I bet you're the hottest queen in the cube ranch.

by Anonymousreply 3010/03/2013

My coworker has eaten a can of private label brand Chicken soup with Stars for breakfast every day for over 10 years. His blood pressure is so high from his high sodium count that he looks as if someone were throttling his neck.

And yet he continues to live...

by Anonymousreply 3110/03/2013

Food is not the killer, stress is what does people in more than anything you eat.

by Anonymousreply 3210/03/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3310/03/2013

I love I could eat it three times a day. But I don't. I do break down and buy it every now and then.

I'll probably die of a heart attack...soon.

by Anonymousreply 3410/03/2013

Upper Management? Upper management...useless jerks and we could all live without them.

If they were all canned and THEIR paychecks spread out to the REAL workers...the economy would be in great shape.

by Anonymousreply 3510/03/2013

I love r30! OP, you sound like an ass and no one believes you have any concern for your coworker.

by Anonymousreply 3610/03/2013

Concern trolling - how 2003!

by Anonymousreply 3710/03/2013

Add this to the "threads you regret reading" list.

by Anonymousreply 3810/03/2013


I'm concerned for you and your healthcare costs to your company since you lead a life-style that has inherently dangerous sexual practices.

by Anonymousreply 3910/03/2013

Home fries are too onion-y for me.

by Anonymousreply 4010/03/2013

OP you and your egg white and spinach wrap sound boring as fuck. I bet you have gayface.

by Anonymousreply 4110/03/2013

If this were indeed what the average woman ate for breakfast, you wouldn't find it remarkable enough to post.

by Anonymousreply 4210/03/2013

r30 - FTW

by Anonymousreply 4310/03/2013

I would blow an army of fascist Nazis right now for a fucking buttered roll.

by Anonymousreply 4410/03/2013

I don't understand why anybody working in an office environment needs to eat a "hearty" breakfast or lunch. High-calorie, starch-heavy meals (meat and potatoes; bread) are OK if you're a construction worker or outdoorsman that needs the energy. But sitting at a computer, typing away? Light salads, or foods heavier on fruits, veggies, yogurt and nuts, will do.

by Anonymousreply 4510/03/2013

OP sounds hungry

by Anonymousreply 4610/03/2013

I'd bet good money that OP is the same poster who started the thread about the "frau at work" who always orders a milkshake and fries from KFC for lunch (without realizing that KFC doesn't have shakes or fries).

by Anonymousreply 4710/03/2013

Quit saying "veggies," r45. It infuriates, it is baby talk.

by Anonymousreply 4810/03/2013

Is her name Ginny and does she work in Billing?

by Anonymousreply 4910/03/2013

Joanne is Joanne. You are you. She can do what she wants and so can you. You're in the wrong here, not her because you're not minding your own business. Your harping on her being "typical" probably means she isn't work-wise and you know she's much better there than you are.

What do you really hate her for? She's much smarter and a harder worker than you, isn't she?

by Anonymousreply 5010/03/2013

Who gives a fuck what other people eat, unless it actually bothers you, like the smell of _____ food being microwaved and consumed five feet away from your nostrils?

by Anonymousreply 5110/03/2013

R47, of course KFC has fries, wtf!

In Canada, KFC has had a deal on Tuesday [used to be called Toonie Tuesday and cost $2, but now it's up to like $2.99 or something] of two pieces of chicken and some fries, for at least 12 years that I know of.

I'm not sure they have milkshakes, however.

by Anonymousreply 5210/04/2013

That's a bacon butty OP, is she from the north of England or Scotland?

by Anonymousreply 5310/04/2013

Interesting R53. Of course, the idea of eating something akin to one's culture would be totally lost on someone like the OP.

by Anonymousreply 5510/04/2013

OP, make sure to:

1) ask her if she's eating for two

2) compliment her by saying that the bacon and fries go well with her muffin top

3) offhandedly mention that you've notice her chair's casters are buckling

4) tell her that you think she'd look lovely entirely in purple

5) yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!" next time she walks by

6) confide in her that you have lots of other friends who wear equally fashionable caftans

7) inform her that she has the ability to cause tides to form in the water cooler

8) mention that her seat cushion smells like home fries and bacon

9) thank her on behalf of all pig farmers, who no longer need government subsidies due to her enthusiastic support

10) praise her for the smoothness and elasticity of her third chin

by Anonymousreply 5610/04/2013

R47 I don't eat KFC but from their ads, I'd say they do sell fries and shakes: the latter are called Krushers/Krushems depending where you are.

by Anonymousreply 5710/04/2013

I would have had a fried egg and bacon on a roll with the homefries on the side. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 5810/04/2013

My overweight, DIABETIC coworker eats candy bars and M&M's all day and starts sweating and shaking by the afternoon. It's disturbing, but she's a grown ass woman, why can you do? I thought she'd get it together after she passed out one day and we had to call an ambulance. She was "good" for a bit---eating better, walking at lunch--but now she's back to her old ways.

by Anonymousreply 5910/04/2013

OP was just shit stirring with this thread, but he did also stir up some opportunistic bigots. Hi r41, r17 & the especially heinous r39.

by Anonymousreply 6010/04/2013

I love R35!

by Anonymousreply 6110/04/2013

OP and you are a fool. You need the WHOLE egg, not just the white.

by Anonymousreply 6210/04/2013

[quote] My coworker has eaten a can of private label brand Chicken soup with Stars for breakfast every day for over 10 years. His blood pressure is so high from his high sodium count that he looks as if someone were throttling his neck


by Anonymousreply 6310/04/2013

Joanne brought her daughter Danielle to work today. She got her usual home fries/bacon/buttered roll, and for her brat, she got an egg with bacon and cheese on a roll, which the precious darling washed down with a cherry coke. She's sitting in an empty cube. I just past by and she's eating oreos from the vending machine. The kid is on her way to becoming obese like the mother. I'm not one to pry, but isn't this a form of child abuse?

by Anonymousreply 6410/04/2013

OP, you ARE one to pry. Sounds like that's all you are.

by Anonymousreply 6510/04/2013

Why do you care what other people eat? YOU are the one with the problem, R64 OP.

by Anonymousreply 6610/04/2013

[quote]I'm not one to pry


by Anonymousreply 6710/04/2013

R56 You forgot:

11) Make loud 'beep beep' sounds when she gets out of her chair to signify a heavy load.

by Anonymousreply 6810/04/2013
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