That's what this frau in my office eats for breakfast every morning. Can you just imagine the amount of fat, cholesterol, and useless carbs in that meal? Yes, she is quite heavy. It's egg whites and spinach in a whole wheat wrap for me. She should take a lesson.
Home fries and bacon on a buttered roll.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/04/2013|
Food before noon goes straight to your hips regardless of its nutritional value.
Drink vodka followed by coffee; it's a natural cleanse.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/03/2013|
"Superior Nutritional Habits" post. This is a distinct category on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/03/2013|
OP, you should mind your own fucking business.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/03/2013|
What is the purpose of this thread?
There's someone in a nearby cubicle who doesn't eat the same thing for breakfast that I do.
Alert the media!
Just another occasion to announce that you don't like women?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/03/2013|
Stop stalking her and get your work done, troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/03/2013|
OP, you must feel very virtuous. Yeah, mind your own business and GET TO WORK!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/03/2013|
I just thought some of you would find it telling what the average woman eats. For lunch she scarfed out three slices of buffalo chicken pizza and onion rings. I'm concerned for her and her arteries. She's a future heart attack/stroke in the making.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/03/2013|
But down your wrap, stop staring at your co-worker and do your job.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/03/2013|
OP has fallen for the "egg whites are better for you" scam.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/03/2013|
R7/OP, if you really cared about her health you'd drop amphetamines into her diet coke.
Instead, you're being smug.
Almost glib, Matt.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/03/2013|
OP, you might soon be unemployed if you don't stop using the bosses time to post here when you should be working. And don't try to tell us you only come to DL during lunch hour.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/03/2013|
OP/R7, there is no reason to believe that your office mate is "the average woman." There goes your misogyny again. Don't pretend that you are "concerned for her and her arteries." You are concerned about bolstering your unwarranted belief in your own superiority.
Your colleague might well be overeating to compensate for the stress of being surrounded by idiots.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/03/2013|
My job does get done, sweetie. I just happen to notice what she eats, and I am worried for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/03/2013|
Just tell her her insurance premiums will go down if she stops smoking, take preventative measures etc. Or you could bring egg whites , and say how good you feel. Maybe she will get the hint
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/03/2013|
OP, stand up, knock on the top your veal pen wall, and announce, "Becka, the internet thinks those breakfasts are going to kill you!"
Your job will be done.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/03/2013|
Maybe she'll drop dead and they'll hire some cute young fitness buff for you to obsess over. This could work out quite well for you OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/03/2013|
[quote]What is the purpose of this thread?
OP is very sissy and was picked on all through school. He's desperate to feel superior to someone, ANYONE, so he starts silly threads like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/03/2013|
It sounds DELIGHTFUL
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/03/2013|
My only problem would be that she didn't bring enough to share. That sounds yummers!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/03/2013|
I want to know does she bring her food from home or is this some fast food pick-up?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/03/2013|
This thread is NOT going the way poor OP thought it would.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/03/2013|
Frying bacon as I type this!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/03/2013|
OP is still eating wheat!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/03/2013|
[quote]It's egg whites and spinach in a whole wheat wrap for me. She should take a lesson.
I'm sure you're her ideal.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/03/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/03/2013|
She has a typical frau name too...Joanne.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/03/2013|
R1 = Somers Farkas
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/03/2013|
Where do some of you bitches work, where you're in all of this cubefrau drama. Isn't there anyone in upper mgmt. on DL? With his own office?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/03/2013|
You have a typical frau name, too, OP: Miss Noseycunt Who Wants to Feel Superior, So She Disses Her Co-workers Eating Habits for an Audience That Couldn't Care Less.
You really are beneath contempt.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/03/2013|
I found a picture of the OP. Lookin' good there, gurl! I bet you're the hottest queen in the cube ranch.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/03/2013|
My coworker has eaten a can of private label brand Chicken soup with Stars for breakfast every day for over 10 years. His blood pressure is so high from his high sodium count that he looks as if someone were throttling his neck.
And yet he continues to live...
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/03/2013|
Food is not the killer, stress is what does people in more than anything you eat.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/03/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/03/2013|
I love I could eat it three times a day. But I don't. I do break down and buy it every now and then.
I'll probably die of a heart attack...soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/03/2013|
Upper Management? Upper management...useless jerks and we could all live without them.
If they were all canned and THEIR paychecks spread out to the REAL workers...the economy would be in great shape.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/03/2013|
I love r30! OP, you sound like an ass and no one believes you have any concern for your coworker.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/03/2013|
Concern trolling - how 2003!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/03/2013|
Add this to the "threads you regret reading" list.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/03/2013|
I'm concerned for you and your healthcare costs to your company since you lead a life-style that has inherently dangerous sexual practices.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/03/2013|
Home fries are too onion-y for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/03/2013|
OP you and your egg white and spinach wrap sound boring as fuck. I bet you have gayface.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/03/2013|
If this were indeed what the average woman ate for breakfast, you wouldn't find it remarkable enough to post.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/03/2013|
r30 - FTW
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/03/2013|
I would blow an army of fascist Nazis right now for a fucking buttered roll.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/03/2013|
I don't understand why anybody working in an office environment needs to eat a "hearty" breakfast or lunch. High-calorie, starch-heavy meals (meat and potatoes; bread) are OK if you're a construction worker or outdoorsman that needs the energy. But sitting at a computer, typing away? Light salads, or foods heavier on fruits, veggies, yogurt and nuts, will do.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/03/2013|
OP sounds hungry
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/03/2013|
I'd bet good money that OP is the same poster who started the thread about the "frau at work" who always orders a milkshake and fries from KFC for lunch (without realizing that KFC doesn't have shakes or fries).
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/03/2013|
Quit saying "veggies," r45. It infuriates, it is baby talk.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/03/2013|
Is her name Ginny and does she work in Billing?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/03/2013|
Joanne is Joanne. You are you. She can do what she wants and so can you. You're in the wrong here, not her because you're not minding your own business. Your harping on her being "typical" probably means she isn't work-wise and you know she's much better there than you are.
What do you really hate her for? She's much smarter and a harder worker than you, isn't she?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/03/2013|
Who gives a fuck what other people eat, unless it actually bothers you, like the smell of _____ food being microwaved and consumed five feet away from your nostrils?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/03/2013|
R47, of course KFC has fries, wtf!
In Canada, KFC has had a deal on Tuesday [used to be called Toonie Tuesday and cost $2, but now it's up to like $2.99 or something] of two pieces of chicken and some fries, for at least 12 years that I know of.
I'm not sure they have milkshakes, however.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/03/2013|
That's a bacon butty OP, is she from the north of England or Scotland?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/03/2013|
You are not worried for her, you fucking phony R13.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/03/2013|
Interesting R53. Of course, the idea of eating something akin to one's culture would be totally lost on someone like the OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/03/2013|
OP, make sure to:
1) ask her if she's eating for two
2) compliment her by saying that the bacon and fries go well with her muffin top
3) offhandedly mention that you've notice her chair's casters are buckling
4) tell her that you think she'd look lovely entirely in purple
5) yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!" next time she walks by
6) confide in her that you have lots of other friends who wear equally fashionable caftans
7) inform her that she has the ability to cause tides to form in the water cooler
8) mention that her seat cushion smells like home fries and bacon
9) thank her on behalf of all pig farmers, who no longer need government subsidies due to her enthusiastic support
10) praise her for the smoothness and elasticity of her third chin
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/03/2013|
R47 I don't eat KFC but from their ads, I'd say they do sell fries and shakes: the latter are called Krushers/Krushems depending where you are.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/03/2013|
I would have had a fried egg and bacon on a roll with the homefries on the side. Yum.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/03/2013|
My overweight, DIABETIC coworker eats candy bars and M&M's all day and starts sweating and shaking by the afternoon. It's disturbing, but she's a grown ass woman, why can you do? I thought she'd get it together after she passed out one day and we had to call an ambulance. She was "good" for a bit---eating better, walking at lunch--but now she's back to her old ways.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/04/2013|
OP was just shit stirring with this thread, but he did also stir up some opportunistic bigots. Hi r41, r17 & the especially heinous r39.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/04/2013|
I love R35!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/04/2013|
OP and you are a fool. You need the WHOLE egg, not just the white.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/04/2013|
[quote] My coworker has eaten a can of private label brand Chicken soup with Stars for breakfast every day for over 10 years. His blood pressure is so high from his high sodium count that he looks as if someone were throttling his neck
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/04/2013|
Joanne brought her daughter Danielle to work today. She got her usual home fries/bacon/buttered roll, and for her brat, she got an egg with bacon and cheese on a roll, which the precious darling washed down with a cherry coke. She's sitting in an empty cube. I just past by and she's eating oreos from the vending machine. The kid is on her way to becoming obese like the mother. I'm not one to pry, but isn't this a form of child abuse?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/04/2013|
OP, you ARE one to pry. Sounds like that's all you are.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/04/2013|
Why do you care what other people eat? YOU are the one with the problem, R64 OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/04/2013|
[quote]I'm not one to pry
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/04/2013|
R56 You forgot:
11) Make loud 'beep beep' sounds when she gets out of her chair to signify a heavy load.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/04/2013|