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Humongous White Flaccid Dick

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by Anonymousreply 7610/13/2013

Good lord, what alotta work for everybody concerned!

by Anonymousreply 110/02/2013

I'll never cease to be bitter for not having one like that.

by Anonymousreply 210/02/2013

It looks like the table lamp on my nightstand.

by Anonymousreply 310/02/2013

It is Matt Hughes/Danny Dong.

He does indeed have a massively long dick, which plenty of guys and girls have enjoyed on film.

by Anonymousreply 410/02/2013

I would love to feel that inside of me!!!

by Anonymousreply 510/02/2013

Does it even get hard or does it always stay a little floppy?

by Anonymousreply 610/02/2013

I'm curious about the back story on this pic. From what he appears to be wearing and what looks like part of a woman's dress to the right, is this the sort of thing that happens at Ren Fests?

by Anonymousreply 710/02/2013

I love that band!

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by Anonymousreply 1110/02/2013

He's playing Robin Hood, r7. He fucks a woman aggressively in the forest.

by Anonymousreply 1210/02/2013

R7, I am so embarrassed to admit that, but I have that video. It is a parody of Robin Hood. He plays Robin Hood. In that scene he is fucking the shit out of Maid Marian. Apparently Maid Marian is trying to get safe passage to some castle or something and the only way that Robin will help her is... well you get the plot.

by Anonymousreply 1310/02/2013

I think you mean "the point."

by Anonymousreply 1410/02/2013

He's never rock hard. But he does a lot of anal with his partners these days. However, quite a few of his vids feature "squirting", which appears just be women pissing. But they sell it as "female ejaculation".

by Anonymousreply 1510/02/2013

In this video the guy sucking him off deep throats in way I've never seen anyone else be able to do.

by Anonymousreply 1610/02/2013

The vid of him getting blown by Ross Thurston is so fucking hot. Gets my nut every time.

by Anonymousreply 1710/02/2013

The clothes make it look like a Ren Faire

by Anonymousreply 1810/02/2013

Hey, fancy timing R16

by Anonymousreply 1910/02/2013

There's a good one with Ashley Ryder.

by Anonymousreply 2010/02/2013

He's always fully hard with men, but he claims not to be gay. He also had a policy of never kissing a guy in any of the gay films he did.

by Anonymousreply 2110/02/2013

How did Brendan Gleeson's son get the lead opposite Rachel McAdams? He's nothing to look at.

by Anonymousreply 2210/02/2013

I kind of believe he's straight because he always cums WAY more when he's with females. However, I've also seen a video of him taking it up the ass (why anyone thought there'd be a demand for that, I have no idea).

by Anonymousreply 2310/02/2013

[quote] (why anyone thought there'd be a demand for that, I have no idea).

Do you ever visit porn blogs? Once a guy does one thing, e.g. bottom, viewers soon get bored. That's why some of them end up doing fisting, gangbangs etc. Audiences are fickle (and I ain't complaiin').

by Anonymousreply 2410/02/2013

There needs to be a separate DL for phallic-obsessed posters.

by Anonymousreply 2510/02/2013

The cocksucker MUST'VE had his uvula removed. Gotta' hand it to him, he's a master cockgobbler.

by Anonymousreply 2610/02/2013

He's got that classic BDF look. Long mid-face,long chin,pronounced,angular zygomatics, Dumbo ears and an ectomorphic body type.

If you like the big ones fellas...look for these traits on your next shopping trip.

by Anonymousreply 2710/02/2013

[quote] There needs to be a separate DL for phallic-obsessed posters.

A separate DL for gay men? Shirley you jest.

by Anonymousreply 2810/02/2013

Well that's a hose.

by Anonymousreply 2910/02/2013

i'd love to see Matt bottom for Ken Ryker.

by Anonymousreply 3010/02/2013

Dinner is SERVED!!!

by Anonymousreply 3110/02/2013

Isn't Ken Ryker like 70 years old now or something?

by Anonymousreply 3210/02/2013

He's a boozer, a user, and a loser.

by Anonymousreply 3310/02/2013

What was the name of the Robin Hood video, anyone know?

by Anonymousreply 3410/02/2013

He works for Brazzers. You'll find the name on their website. His name is Danny D.

by Anonymousreply 3510/02/2013

Bra..fuckin..vo to that Ross guy in that video. Damn

by Anonymousreply 3610/02/2013

This is huge too:

by Anonymousreply 3710/02/2013

R37. I think the perception of size in that particular example has more to do with camera placement and lens distortion...not that it's not impressive.

And that luxurious black bush is a thing of beauty.

by Anonymousreply 3810/02/2013

[quote]I've also seen a video of him taking it up the ass (why anyone thought there'd be a demand for that, I have no idea).

He tried it one time, and it didn't go well. He did not enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 3910/02/2013

Try this giant white cock on for size! My friend swears that he dated him.

by Anonymousreply 4010/03/2013

Does anyone here listen to the podcast Cocktails and Cream puffs? One of the hosts Gary Andrews-Stieglitz did porn but he never tells his porn name or the name of any of the videos that he was in,supposedly he has a very large one as well.Has anyone seen his videos or photos to confirm it?

by Anonymousreply 4110/03/2013

now thats a BIG white cock!

by Anonymousreply 4210/03/2013

Remember that as in all English words with double c's, the first 'c' takes a 'k' sound. We have just seen a FLAK-sid penis. Success is another example.

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by Anonymousreply 4410/03/2013

OP's link looks like and outtake from the "Safety Dance" video.

by Anonymousreply 4510/03/2013

It doesn't look White to me. Kind of a pinkish purple

by Anonymousreply 4610/03/2013

This is a case of too much of a good thing. It took about 10 minutes for him to get almost hard. What a waste.

by Anonymousreply 4710/03/2013

I'd be happy with a couple more inches, share the wealth fellas.

by Anonymousreply 4810/03/2013

r44, because Meryl Streep mispronouces the word, you should follow?

by Anonymousreply 4910/03/2013

Quite the specimen.

by Anonymousreply 5010/03/2013

Seems that the stereotype of black guys having the bigger dick is a myth after all.

by Anonymousreply 5110/03/2013

The only thing that is most definitely not a myth, is that you are a tired idiot who this board would be better without R51.

by Anonymousreply 5210/03/2013

I've seen pictures of the cocktails and cream puffs guy but I didn't recognize him from porn,he apparently has an identical twin brother though.

by Anonymousreply 5310/03/2013

Well, smell miss R52!

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by Anonymousreply 5610/04/2013

[quote]However, quite a few of his vids feature "squirting", which appears just be women pissing. But they sell it as "female ejaculation".

That's because it IS female ejaculation and is NOT PISS, you ignorant little gayboy.

by Anonymousreply 5710/04/2013

How in the fuck can that be real, R56?

by Anonymousreply 5810/04/2013

It's not real.

by Anonymousreply 5910/04/2013

[quote]How in the fuck can that be real, [R56]?

It's called female ejaculation. Females can and do ejaculate.

by Anonymousreply 6010/04/2013

Does anyone know whose cock this is?

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by Anonymousreply 6210/05/2013

slow, hard and long

by Anonymousreply 6310/05/2013

No face, no pubes, no sex appeal.

by Anonymousreply 6410/05/2013

R60? You're responding to the wrong message. The post referred to a HUGE COCK, having absolutely nothing to do with (ick) female ejaculation (ick)...

You might actually want to pay attention to the posts you're replying to and the posts they're referring to next time so as not to make a complete and utter fool of yourself.

by Anonymousreply 6510/05/2013

R61, maybe it's this guy's dick:

by Anonymousreply 6610/05/2013

Nice as that is, it's neither flaccid nor white.

by Anonymousreply 6710/05/2013

You can't fool me. The first picture posted (OP's) is from the middle ages. I can tell from the puffy sleeves on the dude's shirt.

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by Anonymousreply 6910/09/2013

R69, that is a beautiful wiener in your post. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 7010/09/2013

Barette Long

by Anonymousreply 7110/12/2013

Love Barrett Long.

If there was ever anyone I would hire as an escort, he'd be it.

by Anonymousreply 7210/13/2013

Barrett Long was a terrible performer. If he couldn't get properly hard for a hot young guy on screen, he'd hardly be able to do it for an old john.

by Anonymousreply 7310/13/2013

You can of course if you are in the LA area, that is how he makes his living. His dick is truly humongous though, it is one thing to look at a dick in porn it is another thing to actually try to have sex with something that huge.

by Anonymousreply 7410/13/2013

If it's sufficiently hard, it's not that difficult. It's hardly a traffic cone.

by Anonymousreply 7510/13/2013

I don't want him to fuck me, I just want to sit under his cock while he jacks off. It will block part of the sun!

by Anonymousreply 7610/13/2013
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