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Endora here!

Samantha is out running errands and I'm bored tormenting Derwood. I thought I'd talk with you lovelies instead.

Tell me, Lounge Data, what's on your minds?

by Anonymousreply 5610/14/2013

Ryan, Barbara

by Anonymousreply 109/30/2013

I'm thinking what an idiot OP must be.

by Anonymousreply 209/30/2013

I'm thinking somebody's mobility scooter has a dead battery.

by Anonymousreply 309/30/2013

My mobility scooter is turbocharged, R3.

However, my rag on a stick that I bathe with is broken.

by Anonymousreply 409/30/2013

Fair enough, carry on.

by Anonymousreply 509/30/2013

What does Debbie Reynolds taste like, OP?

by Anonymousreply 609/30/2013

Why don't you twitch yourself a facelift?

by Anonymousreply 709/30/2013

So, are you a lesbian or not? What was up with the short marriage to Robert Gist? Why aren't you and Maurice together? What gay bars were you and Uncle Arthur frequenting--don't make it worse by lying...

by Anonymousreply 809/30/2013

Endora, why did you do the big grand hand gestures when casting spells and popping out? Why not a simple snap of the finger like Serena or a nose twitch like Sam. Why the thunder and lightning and choreography and all the accoutrements for a simple spell?

by Anonymousreply 909/30/2013

So, Endora, how do I sign up to be a witch? I'm tired of doing things the same old mortal way.

by Anonymousreply 1009/30/2013

So what happened to you after you moved from NBC to DirecTV?

by Anonymousreply 1109/30/2013

Can I have all of your chiffon kaftans?

by Anonymousreply 1209/30/2013

cant talk, on my way to the Cosmo Cotillion

by Anonymousreply 1309/30/2013

What was Aunt Clara like in her younger days?

by Anonymousreply 1409/30/2013

Did you and Uncle Arthur ever hook up? If so, how was it? If not, why not?

by Anonymousreply 1509/30/2013

So Endora, what was the deal with you and Maurice? Was he straight and really fucking all those young witchlets or were you his beard?

by Anonymousreply 1609/30/2013

Power of the Christ compels you, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 1709/30/2013

Did Dr Bombay perform çuntinglingus on you?

Do your drapes match your carpet?

by Anonymousreply 1809/30/2013

Between you, Dick Sargent, Paul Lynde and Elizabeth Montgomery, you were like the foresisters to Will & Grace.

by Anonymousreply 1909/30/2013

Did you attend Hogwarts?

by Anonymousreply 2009/30/2013

Is there such a thing as too much ice-blue eye shadow?

by Anonymousreply 2109/30/2013

This thread is a bit thin on the answers, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2209/30/2013

[all posts by racist flame bait troll removed, ISP notified with full text of all posts.]

by Anonymousreply 2309/30/2013

Fucking Mugglephobe!

by Anonymousreply 2409/30/2013

t Samantha, I will not stand here and be insulted by something which is 94 percent water.

by Anonymousreply 2509/30/2013

Endora, do you think Darrin was laying mad pipe? Why also would Sam be content living as a housewife in Upstate New York?

by Anonymousreply 2609/30/2013

What spell would you cast on the Cockgobbler Congressman, Aaron Schock?

by Anonymousreply 2709/30/2013

Endora, are you sucking cocks in Hell now?

by Anonymousreply 2809/30/2013

R29, you say that like it's a bad thing, dearie...

by Anonymousreply 2909/30/2013


by Anonymousreply 3009/30/2013

Why couldn't you remember your son-in-law's name?

by Anonymousreply 3109/30/2013

A witch who's on the wagon is no match for an elf who's on the warpath.

by Anonymousreply 3209/30/2013


Have you ever run your name through that anagram site online?---Is it true, then?

by Anonymousreply 3309/30/2013

The name Endora was derived from the biblical witch name Endor...I believe

by Anonymousreply 3409/30/2013

Agnes Moorehead is on TCM right now, 'Magnificent Obsession' (1954) with Rock Hudson and Jane Wyman, Barbara Rush.

by Anonymousreply 3509/30/2013

You have to admit she was fun. Hysterical video of her highlights.

by Anonymousreply 3609/30/2013

Endorra, how many different wigs do you own, and are any of them from my company?

by Anonymousreply 3709/30/2013

Endora, you always wore that same aqua caftan. I would think a witch of your means and stature could conjure up a better wardrobe. Maybe something from Oscar de la Renta? Was ABC that cheap?

by Anonymousreply 3809/30/2013


by Anonymousreply 3909/30/2013

Who had better fashion sense: you or Mrs. Roper?

by Anonymousreply 4009/30/2013

And I thought my thread was a dud.

by Anonymousreply 4109/30/2013

LOL@ R42! I have no idea what it means or who you are, but it made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 4209/30/2013

Endora always screamed how she hated mortals, but she was always hobknobbing with the French and the English. I think she just didn't like Americans.

by Anonymousreply 4309/30/2013

R44 - I think that's it.

by Anonymousreply 4409/30/2013

You always appear so fresh, youthful and natural. Can you share make-up tips?

by Anonymousreply 4509/30/2013

Endora, how are your mother Tabitha Lennox and your father Julian Crane? How did it feel to be born out of wedlock?

by Anonymousreply 4609/30/2013

Oh, well. Lust is lust, I suppose. Whether it's for women or money, it's all the same.

by Anonymousreply 4709/30/2013

When I was a telemarketer, I actually addressed someone's package to "Derwood", his real name was Darrin. I wonder if he got the joke or was just bewildered.

by Anonymousreply 4809/30/2013

R49 - maybe he was bewitched.

by Anonymousreply 4909/30/2013

If he was talking to a telemarketer, he was more likely BOTHERED.

by Anonymousreply 5009/30/2013


I'm so sorry you never knew Timmy. He was so much fun.

Does your mother ever talk to you about Timmy and the adventures they shared? Trying to kill Charity. Bring on the run from Norma. Trying to keep Sheridan and Luis apart. Ty ring to keep Charity and Miquel from consummating their relationship.

by Anonymousreply 5109/30/2013

Actually r51, I was taking catalog orders, they called us. So not technically a telemarketer, I tried that briefly and hated it.

by Anonymousreply 5209/30/2013

Endora, can you bring back all of my deleted Utica, NY threads?

Oh, and pull the arms and legs off Janbot. Thankx!

by Anonymousreply 5310/04/2013

ABC was cheap, darlings. That's why I always wore the same caftan.

Now witches like me are doomed to posting on message boards about people even older than I, like Madonna, Janet Jackson and Cher. But I still look fabulous in my caftan!

by Anonymousreply 5410/09/2013

Why has Meg Ryan adopted my face?

by Anonymousreply 5510/14/2013
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