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He hasn't been returning my calls all day and I was worried but he just texted me...

He was in jail but it's 'all cleared up'

by Anonymousreply 409/29/2013

People can text from jail?

And if he's still in jail, what's cleared up? His rash?

by Anonymousreply 109/29/2013

One of my students did that once. We had an appointment for class, he didn't show up, didn't reply to my texts, nothing, and one week later (or maybe 3 days later) tellsme he got arrested, that it got real bad with the cops and he's now on sick leave; Many months later he contacted me again because he wanted to pick up where we left off; Why not. I noticed he had a limp, asked what happened there and he shrugged it off.

I often wondered if he was gay. He was of North African descent, in France. Sort of a soft bear type.

by Anonymousreply 209/29/2013

Whew, what a relief OP ....he's a keeper.

by Anonymousreply 309/29/2013

Questions OP must ask:

"Did they disinfect you with a hose as they did on Charlie's Angels?"

"Were you anyone's bitch?"

"Did you have to wear kool-aid lipstick?"

"Did you wear a doo-rag?"

"How many push-ups can you do now that you're out?"

"Did you trade oranges for cookies so they could make hooch?"

"Must I serve you everything in a segmented cafeteria tray?"

by Anonymousreply 409/29/2013
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