Sometimes, when I walk along the corridor, I fancy I hear her just behind me. That quick light step, I couldn't mistake it anywhere.
Random movie quotes, Part II; please don't identify
|by Anonymous||reply 600||11/07/2013|
Well, HOORAY for the bulldog!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/29/2013|
I heard it was really gnarly. She sucked down a bowl of multi-purpose deodorizing disinfectant, and then, SMASH!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/29/2013|
Eat my shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/29/2013|
We're the ones with the Imperial, and we're running last?!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/01/2013|
You're just like all the rest of the common dykes in this town!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/02/2013|
Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/02/2013|
Oh Lady Margaret, you really are naïve
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/02/2013|
Connor, let me duck your hole
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/02/2013|
They SAY she had laryngitis!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/02/2013|
You've lived in dirt so long you can't understand anything else. And you're jealous of something you can't understand. Good night.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/02/2013|
Good. Bad. Doesn't matter. I'm the man with the gun.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/02/2013|
My pussy needs more cock!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/02/2013|
Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/03/2013|
Do you know what a love letter is? [bold]IT'S A BULLET FROM A FUCKIN' GUN, FUCKER![/bold]
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/03/2013|
"What's in the box!? What's in the fuckin box?!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/03/2013|
Does anybody remember laughter?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/03/2013|
"My puberty in Buffalo was drab."
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/03/2013|
"I've had a bad night and I just hate the fucking Eagles, man!"
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/03/2013|
At first I thought he was walking a dog. [italic]Then[/italic] I realized it was his date!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/03/2013|
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison"
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/03/2013|
Dong? Where is my automobile?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/03/2013|
Are all men of the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/03/2013|
Don't be fooled by the grim exterior. It's a good deal grimmer inside.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/03/2013|
OMG I got a sequel thread!! I'm a DL success story!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/03/2013|
Well smell you, r24!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/03/2013|
The dark gift is different for each of us. But one thing is true for us all, we grow stronger as we go along. Just take my word for it. She blamed a slave for his murder. Imagine what they did to him. Evildoers are easier, and they taste better.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/03/2013|
It was nothing like that penis breath!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/03/2013|
"I've got a tube top I wanna cut the tags off of."
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/03/2013|
I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/03/2013|
Joo think I don't know what goes on in this place!?!?! All you boys going ha ha , he he he , bo bo bo.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/03/2013|
"Is it safe?"
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/03/2013|
"You, his loving, doting fraud of a father! And you, you SLUT! You're both so consumed with evil, so ROTTEN! Your filthy souls are too evil for Hell itself!"
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/03/2013|
When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/03/2013|
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/03/2013|
"There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us."
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/03/2013|
Alright you Freshman bitches. AIR RAID! That was pathetic.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/03/2013|
Push it in! Push it in harder!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/03/2013|
"Love? You've been in love before; it never lasts."
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/03/2013|
"I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone: MY kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into."
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/03/2013|
How can I be a good nun if I can't get the Congo out of my blood?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/03/2013|
"What is your obsession with this money? My father died when I was 13 and I inherited this money. You don't think that every day I wake up and wish I could give it back? That I would give it back in a second if I could have one more day with him? But I can't, and that's my life and I deal with it. So don't put your shit on me when you're the one that's afraid."
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/03/2013|
What's human or inhuman is not for human decision.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/03/2013|
Look, Mr. Barker, I wasn't there. I can only go on the evidence of my own eyes. We're talking about my baby daughter - not some object!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/03/2013|
And don't call me chicken. I've told you a hundred times if I've told you once, do not call me chicken! I'm not 12 years old anymore!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/03/2013|
You cad, you dirty swine! I never cared for you, not once! I was always makin' a fool of ya! Ya bored me stiff! I hated ya! It made me SICK when I had to let ya kiss me. I only did it because ya begged me, ya hounded me and drove me crazy! And after ya kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth! [bold]WIPE MY MOUTH![/bold]
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/03/2013|
I've done far worse than kill you - I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me - as you left her. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive. Buried alive!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/03/2013|
But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one-on-one with as little dribbling as possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/03/2013|
Elizabeth is yours. Watch her as she grows; she's yours. She's a Tudor! Get yourself a son off that sweet, pale girl--if you can--and hope that it will live. But Elizabeth will reign after you. Yes, Elizabeth--child of Anne the Whore and Henry the blood-stained lecher, shall be queen! And know this, Henry: Elizabeth shall be a greater queen than any king of yours! She shall rule a greater England than you could ever have built! Yes, MY Elizabeth shall be queen! And my blood will have been well spent!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/03/2013|
You lazy bitch! I'm out workin' my tail off all day and you're in there FUCKIN' MIDGETS!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/03/2013|
Did you just spit champagne on my pussy?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/03/2013|
Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/03/2013|
Oh, let her talk, Melanie. She's always hated me, ever since I took your brother Charles away from her, though she's too much of a hypocrite to admit it. Why, if she thought anybody would take after her, she'd walk down the street nekkid!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/03/2013|
This is how we do things on the Planet Maturia. We have much to teach you.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/03/2013|
I love you, r46!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/03/2013|
Moose, honey, they're into DOGGIES!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/03/2013|
"Twenty years ago I made the unpardonable error of thinking I could civilize a girl who bought her hats out of a Sears-Roebuck catalog!"
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/03/2013|
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/03/2013|
Cut some capers, man! Use your bladder!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/03/2013|
R51 Hello Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/03/2013|
Locked together in hatred. But I can't hate you Louis. Louis my love, I was mortal till you gave me your immortal kiss. You became my mother, and my father, and so I'm yours forever. But now it's time to end it, Louis.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/03/2013|
I received a transatlantic call one day. "Skip died," Daddy said. He and my mama wrapped him in my baseball jacket. "They buried him out under our elm tree," they said. That wasn't totally true. For he really lay buried in my heart.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/03/2013|
"Sure, I... I know what a geek is."
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/03/2013|
You arthritic sex kitten!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/03/2013|
Shit on your Mother!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/03/2013|
I should've killed myself when he put it in me. After the first time, before we were married, Ralph promised never again. He promised, and I believed him. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw him looking down at me that way. We got down on our knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me. I should've given you to God when you were born, but I was weak and backsliding, and now the devil has come home. We'll pray.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/03/2013|
You have ugly talents, Martha.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/03/2013|
"They're coming to get you, Barbara!"
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/03/2013|
You used to drink bergin...
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/03/2013|
But you're not the jealous type, are you?
No, I'm not.
You've never been jealous about me, have you?
No, I haven't.
And why haven't you ever been jealous about me?
Well, I don't know, Alice -- maybe it's because you're my wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/03/2013|
You probably even called us beavers on your CB radio, didn't you?
Damn. I hate that! I hate bein' called a beaver.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/03/2013|
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/03/2013|
Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
Rose! Rose! Rose! Rose! Rose!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/03/2013|
WHAT'S THE MATTER? I will tell you "what's the matter!" I go out of my way for you! I do everything to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get? "Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Annie, I can't write on this paper, Annie!" Well, I'll get your stupid paper but you just better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. MAN!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/03/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/03/2013|
Except for socially, you're my role model.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/03/2013|
Bring me the big knife! I'm gonna cut my throat!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||10/03/2013|
You white, you Ben Affleck.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/03/2013|
I love my dead gay son
|by Anonymous||reply 78||10/03/2013|
...I wear a size six but a seven feels so good I buy a size eight.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||10/03/2013|
This is war, woman! Not a garden party! Harumph!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||10/03/2013|
Well, hip-hip-hooray for your cheap climax! What about ME, fuckface? Some pitiful excuse for a husband YOU turned out to be! Why don't you take your fucking toolbox and GO FUCK A GARAGE!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10/03/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 82||10/03/2013|
I see you've had an accident. Back in Catholic Boys' School we used to call them "Nocturnal Emissions." It always made me think of Chopin; Nocturnal Emissions in G Minor.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/03/2013|
Fuck yeah! Coming again to save the motherfucking day, yeah!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||10/03/2013|
"I said phooey and I mean phooey. Phooey."
|by Anonymous||reply 85||10/03/2013|
Good Lawd Latrelle. Don't you know better than to sneak up on someone when they're tawkin' to a corpse?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||10/03/2013|
Honey, her hair looked like the cat's been suckin' on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||10/03/2013|
They was both butt-nekkid and covered with doo-doo!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||10/03/2013|
Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to let you put your finger in me then I suck your cock and get a movie role?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||10/03/2013|
"She stole my purse!"
|by Anonymous||reply 90||10/03/2013|
Don't FUCK with the babysitter.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||10/03/2013|
Where do you get the ass to tell anybody anything about class, or who the hell's got it, or what she typifies? You shouldn't even be in the same room with her, you pompous celibate... You're totally full of shit! You're all full of shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||10/03/2013|
You wanna see a bad facelift? Helen Danvers, 2 o'clock. She looks like she's re-entering the Earth's atmosphere.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||10/03/2013|
My Cunny is HOT for your cock!
|by Anonymous||reply 94||10/03/2013|
I know what's going on in here, with all of you men going "Hee hee hee, boo boo boo, hah hah hah.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||10/03/2013|
Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||10/03/2013|
I just hope she's not too loud. Or happy. Happy people always make such a racket.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||10/03/2013|
Why should the courtesan chose the penniless sitar player over the maharajah who is offering her a lifetime of security? That's real love. Once the sitar player has satisfied his lust he will leave her with nothing. I suggest that the courtesan chose the maharajah.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||10/03/2013|
They mostly come at night... Mostly
|by Anonymous||reply 99||10/03/2013|
All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. In her pretty pink tutu. My birthday. I was 10, and do you know what they got me? *Malibu* Barbie.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||10/03/2013|
My boyfriend fell on a knife I was holding.
Boy, I've met hard-boiled before, but you -- you're twenty minutes.
You're too short for that gesture.
Happiness is something I know nothing about. If you say we're happy, let's leave it at that.
I feel the way I have always felt.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||10/03/2013|
Barbara Jean had a collapse.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||10/03/2013|
Captain Howdy, do you think my mom's pretty? Captain Howdy? Captain Howdy, that isn't very nice!
|by Anonymous||reply 103||10/03/2013|
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||10/03/2013|
your ass looks really hot in that sling
|by Anonymous||reply 105||10/03/2013|
S: Who dat? R: Who dat who say who dat? S: Who dat who say who dat who say who dat?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||10/03/2013|
His hair is crisp... crisp? I never noticed that. All these years I've never noticed that. Lettuce is crisp. [takes a head of lettuce from the refrigerator] Lettuce head, go to bed, your nose is red, your name is Fred, I'll kill you dead!
|by Anonymous||reply 107||10/03/2013|
It's not cool, Jack. It's not sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||10/03/2013|
"I'm Howard's mother. And I'm a lesbian."
|by Anonymous||reply 109||10/03/2013|
I wonder what the nice people are doing tonight...
|by Anonymous||reply 110||10/03/2013|
Not feeesh.... snake scale!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||10/03/2013|
It's easy. She's standing right next to you.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||10/03/2013|
Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle- aged fag. But I know who I am, Val. It took me twenty years to get here, and I'm not gonna let some idiot senator destroy that. Fuck the senator, I don't give a damn what he thinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||10/03/2013|
Lets throw you two a pity party. Two fraidy ol' ladies. You gotta live live before it lives you, you stupid... You gonna be second class you gonna be second rate your whole life.
* * *
Uh uh I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch of the West's toenails in my face and your Godzilla breath on me, no way!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||10/04/2013|
You're going to die. You know you're going to die. I'll be waiting for you to die!
|by Anonymous||reply 115||10/04/2013|
There was another game that Kay insisted on playing: the Truth Game. Everyone was to make a list of their friends, in order of preference, and then compare the lists. What Kay never stopped to think about was that somebody always had to be at the bottom of every list. And when that somebody cried, Kay was honestly surprised.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||10/04/2013|
I think today is a say-something-hat day!
|by Anonymous||reply 117||10/04/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 118||10/04/2013|
Shoot her Wardell - Shoot her in the head!!
My Mother.... A waitress!
We both like soup.... and snow peas... we could talk or not talk for hours....
Im rich, richer than all this new Hollywood trash.....
We have the same blood type - type O...
My dear, Television is nothing but auditions....
Get me a Bromide..... and put some gin in it!!!
That's a 7 letter word that describes your father...
Ive had 2 years to grow claws mother... Jungle Red!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 119||10/04/2013|
Well, ain't you the lucky one?
|by Anonymous||reply 120||10/04/2013|
NOW a warning?!
|by Anonymous||reply 121||10/04/2013|
Aunt Barbara, I love you but you're gonna get it.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||10/04/2013|
Al: Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!
Ar: I made you short?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||10/04/2013|
Sandy, please try to do as I say and not as I do. Remember, you are a child, Sandy, and far from your prime.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||10/04/2013|
Found this spoon, sir!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||10/04/2013|
"Well, you don't know me very well, do you, Creepella? I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe. I got more legs than a bucket of chicken."
|by Anonymous||reply 126||10/04/2013|
"Look at her, runnin' like she's runnin' cross the border!"
|by Anonymous||reply 127||10/04/2013|
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like...victory."
|by Anonymous||reply 128||10/04/2013|
What in gay hell?
|by Anonymous||reply 129||10/04/2013|
There's somethin' I've always been curious about. Just between us girls...just what did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye?
I called him a miserable old fool.
Ooh. Bad idea.
You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool. I poisoned his fish heads. And I told him, "To me, the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing". That's right, I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own sword no less. Which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword.
Bitch...you don't have a future.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||10/04/2013|
Hi Annette! I got some!
|by Anonymous||reply 131||10/04/2013|
I could eat a can of Kodak and PUKE a better movie!
|by Anonymous||reply 132||10/04/2013|
Gurl, you don't wanna get involved in that Latin mess! She might turn out to be a Sandinista or somethin'!
|by Anonymous||reply 133||10/04/2013|
Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 134||10/04/2013|
If you gonna go down, go down with the best of them!
|by Anonymous||reply 135||10/04/2013|
You are France. When I think of France, I think of you.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||10/04/2013|
I write doodads because it's a doodad kind of town.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||10/04/2013|
What a story! All that's missin' are the bloodhounds nippin' at her rear end!
|by Anonymous||reply 138||10/04/2013|
I'll have the last laugh. I may have committed the gay cardinal sin of being a bit overweight, but it's this so-called unattractiveness that's spared me from the plague.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||10/04/2013|
Ohhhh, Agnes! You DO have breasts!
|by Anonymous||reply 140||10/04/2013|
And I thought I read the rules so carefully!
|by Anonymous||reply 141||10/04/2013|
Beware of the dwarf.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||10/04/2013|
EC: Towanda! Righter of Wrongs, Queen Beyond Compare!
NT: How many of them hormones you takin', honey?
|by Anonymous||reply 143||10/04/2013|
Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||10/04/2013|
Not the beeeees!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||10/04/2013|
NOW a warning?
|by Anonymous||reply 146||10/04/2013|
You died on a Saturday morning, and I had you placed here under our tree.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||10/04/2013|
Demented and sad, but social.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||10/04/2013|
I make maps!
|by Anonymous||reply 149||10/04/2013|
Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||10/04/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 151||10/04/2013|
Beef jerky time!
|by Anonymous||reply 152||10/04/2013|
Son, you got a panty on your head.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||10/04/2013|
Purr Francine. Purr, purr Francine!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||10/04/2013|
I think I'm gonna give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod, and just instruct them to just *zap* him in his badoobies.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||10/04/2013|
Who cares if we fail? It'd be fun to be expelled!
|by Anonymous||reply 156||10/04/2013|
WIPE THAT SMILE..OFF YOUR FACE!
|by Anonymous||reply 157||10/04/2013|
He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||10/04/2013|
Inside every girl, there is a swan, waiting to burst into flight! In ever boy, a lordly lion slumbers!
|by Anonymous||reply 159||10/04/2013|
Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?
|by Anonymous||reply 160||10/04/2013|
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||10/04/2013|
They're coming to get you, Barbra.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||10/04/2013|
Get off my lawn!
|by Anonymous||reply 163||10/04/2013|
Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercises. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye. . . Oh, to hell with them! Let 'em droop!
|by Anonymous||reply 164||10/04/2013|
You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress. I have all of them!
|by Anonymous||reply 165||10/04/2013|
"No, no, no, no, no. I do believe Marcellus, my husband/your boss told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted. Now, I wanna dance. I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good."
|by Anonymous||reply 166||10/04/2013|
Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||10/04/2013|
Look kids, Big Ben.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||10/04/2013|
I offered you my blessing. You refused it. Now move along!
|by Anonymous||reply 169||10/04/2013|
"The test results have come back. And I'm afraid the results are very disturbing. It seems that Angelique has a rare case of brake fluid...bran...fluid. Bran flavor."
|by Anonymous||reply 170||10/04/2013|
Worse than the chicken at Treski's, oh well...
|by Anonymous||reply 171||10/04/2013|
Now listen here, you mullet, why don't you light your tampon and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're EVER gonna get, sweetheart!
|by Anonymous||reply 172||10/04/2013|
The guy was DECAPITATED ... do you know what that means? It means HE DOESNT HAVE A HEAD! How am I supposed to write for a guy who DOESNT HAVE A HEAD?!
|by Anonymous||reply 173||10/04/2013|
I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||10/04/2013|
"What do they got? A lot of sand. We've got a hot crustacean band."
|by Anonymous||reply 175||10/04/2013|
"... and the Reverend Al Sharpton said in an interview today that Jackson's last words—'Your money's on the dresser, Chocolate'—were racist and demeaning."
|by Anonymous||reply 176||10/04/2013|
R168, I love you.
'These are OR scrubs.'
'O R they?'
|by Anonymous||reply 177||10/04/2013|
I want to tell you something which I thought I would never say, which I thought nobody should ever say because I thought it didn't exist. And Leon, I can't say it.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||10/04/2013|
TAKE the cannoli."
|by Anonymous||reply 179||10/04/2013|
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature. Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||10/04/2013|
Stand still, Godfrey. It'll all be over in a minute.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||10/04/2013|
Please say hello to our residents, Pedro and his wife Inez. Inez is holding a clay pot that she seems very proud of. She has carefully detailed it with lots of paint and glaze. And Pedro is working on an "adobe." Can you say that with me? "Adobe".
|by Anonymous||reply 182||10/04/2013|
You and your rabbit-faced wife can both GO TO HELL!
|by Anonymous||reply 183||10/04/2013|
Bill shoot you in the head, no? I woulda been much nicer. I would have just cut your face.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||10/04/2013|
"If y'all want to play with C.W. why don't you go in your own room."
|by Anonymous||reply 185||10/04/2013|
I am HIGH on marijuana cigarettes! But I'll get drunk too!
|by Anonymous||reply 186||10/04/2013|
Robert E. Lee..Prewitt. Isn't that a silly, ole name?
|by Anonymous||reply 187||10/04/2013|
MARRY ME, R186! We can ogle Stephen Boyd together.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||10/04/2013|
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
|by Anonymous||reply 189||10/04/2013|
You've got a death wish. So selfish. [pause] I have one too, but I direct it toward others.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||10/04/2013|
We can't keep them past four.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||10/04/2013|
She had a big ass then and she's got a big ass now!
|by Anonymous||reply 192||10/04/2013|
I'd like to ask you to stay and have a drink, but I'm afraid you might accept.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||10/04/2013|
For R196: I wouldn't have you if you were hung with diamonds upside down!
|by Anonymous||reply 194||10/04/2013|
For God's sake, I wish you could hear yourself sometimes -- I mean, REALLY hear yourself! Christ! Aren't you ever going to stop deluding yourself? Hmmm? "Handling" Max... Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale -- you're about as fatale as an after-dinner mint!
|by Anonymous||reply 195||10/04/2013|
There's nothing tragic about being fifty. Not unless you're trying to be twenty-five.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||10/04/2013|
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||10/04/2013|
I can't make love to a BUSH!
|by Anonymous||reply 198||10/04/2013|
Shut your mouth English shit bird.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||10/04/2013|
You better calm yourself down before I haul off and smack you upside your wide, wide head! We killed your husband ... and I AIN'T your maid anymore, bitch! I'm your SISTA IN CRIME!
|by Anonymous||reply 200||10/04/2013|
"Do you resent the idea of wife swapping?". . . I resent the question.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||10/04/2013|
There can be only one.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||10/05/2013|
You swapped me? For a milkmaid?
|by Anonymous||reply 203||10/05/2013|
Yeah baby , yeah right there, yeaaaaa, that's it suck my dick
|by Anonymous||reply 204||10/05/2013|
"Edelweiss. Georg, you never told me how charming your children are."
|by Anonymous||reply 205||10/05/2013|
Wagon Wheel Watusi!
|by Anonymous||reply 206||10/05/2013|
READING A BOOK???
|by Anonymous||reply 207||10/05/2013|
You won't get any dancing here, it's illegal.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||10/05/2013|
Never give up. Never surrender.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||10/05/2013|
You're not anybody in America unless you're on TV. On TV is where we learn about who we really are. Because what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if nobody's watching? And if people are watching, it makes you a better person.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||10/05/2013|
California, tell your people to stay away. Stay away now, don't - don't come in here. Whatever you hear, stay away! John Doe has the upper hand!
|by Anonymous||reply 211||10/05/2013|
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||10/05/2013|
My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||10/05/2013|
I hate to tell you what they call my son in Harlem.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||10/05/2013|
Now that's how I'm gonna clear the table. Don't you ever talk that way to me. 'Pig,' 'Pollack,' 'disgusting,' 'vulgar,' 'greasy.' Those kind of words have been on your tongue and your sister's tongue just too much around here. What do you think you are? A pair of queens? Now just remember what Huey Long said - that every man's a king - and I'm the King around here, and don't you forget it.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||10/05/2013|
Her eyes in certain light were violet, and all her teeth were even. That's a rare, fair feature: even teeth. She smiled to excess, but she chewed with real distinction.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||10/05/2013|
No, no, don't speak. Don't speak. Please don't speak. Please don't speak. No. No. No. Go. Go, gentle Scorpio, go. Your Pisces wishes you every happy return.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||10/05/2013|
I was born a poor black child...
|by Anonymous||reply 218||10/05/2013|
Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||10/05/2013|
Hush, dear, mother's fighting.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||10/05/2013|
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce Miss Blaze Starr. She is a performin' artist on the local cultural scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||10/05/2013|
Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Divitz's class, there was like always a word problem. Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It's like, 'Who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?
|by Anonymous||reply 222||10/05/2013|
It's true. She's a cannibal. She could drink the blood of her children from the skull of her lover and not feel so much as a stomachache.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||10/05/2013|
I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||10/05/2013|
Dear God, I know I don't believe in you, but since I'll be starting Catholic school soon, I thought I should at least practice. Let's see, what do I want? I want Lisa to realize what a bitch she is and feel really bad and apologize for how she hurt me and know how much I still love her. In spite of everything, I still want Paul to win tomorrow, not that cunt Tracy. Oh, and I also want a really expensive pair of leather pants and someday I wanna be really good friends with Madonna. Love, Tammy.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||10/05/2013|
"She went to shit and the hogs ate her!"
|by Anonymous||reply 226||10/05/2013|
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||10/05/2013|
You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and your gonna eat that?!
|by Anonymous||reply 228||10/05/2013|
But Darius is a dancer. He's in "Cats."
|by Anonymous||reply 229||10/05/2013|
Don't be ridiculous, Sister. You can't handle that monster.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||10/05/2013|
Um, the number has some wind effects in it but you'll just have to use your imagination about them.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||10/06/2013|
Mrs. Waldbaum had a steel plate in her head, and it was said she couldn't walk near magnets!
|by Anonymous||reply 232||10/06/2013|
I'll always love you, come what may. "Come what may"? We'll all be murdered in our beds come what may. Well run. For God's sake run! Death before dishonor. Besides, have you tried running in one of these things? It's a real bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||10/06/2013|
I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||10/06/2013|
Oh, Cosmo, you know everything!
|by Anonymous||reply 235||10/06/2013|
Mr. Successful, you've got it made!
|by Anonymous||reply 236||10/06/2013|
"My problem is that it's 2am. My problem is I'm asleep. I'm on a tour bus with eight stinkin' men. Rule number one: Don't propose to a girl on a bus. You got that? Rule number two: Don't tell her its because you had a bad dream."
|by Anonymous||reply 237||10/06/2013|
Hey, Yankees! You can take your apology and your trophy and shove it straight up your ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 238||10/06/2013|
"Hit it Toots!"
|by Anonymous||reply 239||10/06/2013|
Come on, honey, the old bat slaved all day over a hot stove, now eat it!
|by Anonymous||reply 240||10/06/2013|
Then, go to the moon, you selfish dreamer!
|by Anonymous||reply 241||10/06/2013|
Pardon me boy--is this the Transylvania Station?
Ja! Ja! Track 29. Oh--can I give you a shine?
|by Anonymous||reply 242||10/06/2013|
"Who are you? WHAT are you?"...
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?"
I think you're the cause of all this..."
I think you're evil"...
|by Anonymous||reply 243||10/06/2013|
Hey, I'm not square, you're the one that's square. You're full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussy for peanuts? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one that's square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with a bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that bein' hip? What world are you from?
|by Anonymous||reply 244||10/06/2013|
"Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy."
|by Anonymous||reply 245||10/06/2013|
Don't fuck with my distribution costs! I'm making a lousy two-fifteen per segment and I'm already deficiting twenty-five grand a week with Metro! I'm paying William Morris ten percent off the top, and I'm giving this turkey ten thou per segment, and another five to this fruitcake! And Helen, don't start no shit about a piece again! I'm paying Metro 20 percent for all foreign and Canadian distribution, and that's after recoupment! The Communist Party's not gonna see a nickel of this goddamn show until we go into syndication! I'm not giving this pseudoinsurrectionary sectarian a piece of my show! I'm not giving him script approval, and I sure as shit ain't cuttin' him in on my distribution charges!
YOU FUCKING FASCIST! Did you see the film we made of the San Marino jail breakout, demonstrating the rising up of the Seminole prisoner class infrastructure?
You can BLOW the Seminole prisoner class infrastructure OUT YOUR ASS! I'm not knockin' down my goddamn distribution charges!
|by Anonymous||reply 246||10/06/2013|
"Nurse Ratched, Nurse Ratched! The Chief voted! Now will you please turn on the television set?"
|by Anonymous||reply 247||10/06/2013|
Ah luv ya, Sissy!
Ah luv yew tew, Bud.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||10/06/2013|
Mom, you don't love someone because he's perfect.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||10/06/2013|
Who's gonna rape you that you ain't already fucked?
|by Anonymous||reply 250||10/06/2013|
MH: What are you just standing around here for? You're supposed to clean the bathroom and the kitchen before lunch, my little pig droppings, and if you skip the corners, there will be no lunch. And we're not having hot mush today...
MH: We're having *cold* mush!
|by Anonymous||reply 251||10/06/2013|
"Tell your adorable little brother to mind his manners or I'll slap his face!"
|by Anonymous||reply 252||10/06/2013|
Blue Fairy. In the world of Orga, blue is the color of melancholy. Yet the services I provide will put a blush back on anyone's cheek. I will change the color of your fairy for you. She will scream out: 'Oh yes! Oh God! Oh, yes! Oh, God! Oh, God!' She will make you a real boy for I will make her a real woman and all will be right with the world because you held my hand and saved my brain so that once again my customers my ask for me by name: 'Gigolo Joe, what do you know?'
|by Anonymous||reply 253||10/06/2013|
When you were a kid that made you look sexy. Now it just makes you look drunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||10/06/2013|
Elle, if I'm gonna be a senator by the time I'm 30, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||10/06/2013|
"You know how those creatures are, just babble babble babble..."
|by Anonymous||reply 256||10/06/2013|
"Poor Becky... raped by the horse trainer."
|by Anonymous||reply 257||10/06/2013|
What's in the box?
|by Anonymous||reply 258||10/06/2013|
I was just getting ready to brush my teeth and watch Lawrence Welk, then I looked out the window and...BANG!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 259||10/06/2013|
"I wonder if I'll get discovered at the Lizard Lounge tonight."
|by Anonymous||reply 260||10/06/2013|
"You don't know shit cause you've never been fucked in the ass."
|by Anonymous||reply 261||10/06/2013|
My husband!... My gigolo! That's what you are. You're a miserable parasite! You're just after my money! I was rid of you once. Why did I take you back? Why? Why?
|by Anonymous||reply 262||10/06/2013|
I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown outta the house!
|by Anonymous||reply 263||10/06/2013|
"'Raped at Twelve', 'Raped at Thirteen', what do I know about rape? I'm just another sordid exhibitionist."
|by Anonymous||reply 264||10/06/2013|
We forgot about the flowers.
Stay with me.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||10/06/2013|
Dreyfus once wrote from Devil's Island that he would see the most glorious birds. Many years later in Brittany he realized they had only been seagulls... For me they will always be - *glorious* birds.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||10/06/2013|
"My name is Francine Fishpaw, and I am an alcoholic!"
|by Anonymous||reply 267||10/06/2013|
"That was the everlasting moment he had been waiting for. And the moment had passed, for Monica was sound asleep. More than merely asleep. Should he shake her she would never rouse. So David went to sleep too. And for the first time in his life, he went to that place where dreams are born."
|by Anonymous||reply 268||10/06/2013|
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||10/06/2013|
"I'll hang out a sign that says don't disturb and go back to nature."
|by Anonymous||reply 270||10/06/2013|
Did you ever hear of a thing called paranoia? No, I guess you didn't. Well, it's what happens to people when they get to believe they're something they're not...they can go on for a long time and be okay, except when the illusion is shattered. Then they kind of wither up and... phht. Unless it's restored.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||10/06/2013|
"They kicked me out before I could get to them, into see them..."
"What about the petition?"
"They wouldn't let me give it to them."
"Can't you give it to ANYBODY?"
|by Anonymous||reply 272||10/06/2013|
Leslie Lapidus could say "fuck", but she couldn't do it!
|by Anonymous||reply 273||10/06/2013|
It'd be a terrific innovation if you could get your minds stretched a little further than the next wisecrack.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||10/06/2013|
You know why they call them Indians? Because Columbus thought he was in India. They're "Indians" because some white guy got lost.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||10/07/2013|
You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?
|by Anonymous||reply 276||10/07/2013|
"I'm the all time Self-Amuser."
|by Anonymous||reply 277||10/07/2013|
What kind of tea do you want? We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffle, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||10/07/2013|
You just head-butted my boyfriend so hard he burst!
|by Anonymous||reply 279||10/07/2013|
If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?
|by Anonymous||reply 280||10/07/2013|
Look, I didn't write the gay handbook. If you got a problem with it, take it up with Liberace's ghost.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||10/07/2013|
All right, this next song goes to the guy yelling from the balcony. It's called, 'We Hate You, Please Die.'
Sweet! I love this song!
|by Anonymous||reply 282||10/07/2013|
When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||10/07/2013|
J: "15 years ago I was out there on the floor where you are now and I was very like you, Bagley, I was the best. But I got myself into some trouble with a gas-fired heating system. I tell you, I was desperate. I made myself ill with worry. I finally ended up with a specialist who told me I'd given myself an ulcer. But it was a lot more than that to me. As far as I was concerned, I'd given myself a detonator. I became obsessed with fears of spontaneous combustion. This gas-fired business had penetrated so deeply into my subconscious, I thought I was seconds away from busting into flames. I started drinking water. Sometimes as much as 25 pints a day. I slept with a bucketful by the bed. I even bought a fire extinguisher."
DB: "I'm surprised you needed to bother. You must have pissed like a fire engine."
|by Anonymous||reply 284||10/07/2013|
THEE IS STANDING WHERE I'M ABOUT TO SHOOT!
|by Anonymous||reply 285||10/07/2013|
I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||10/07/2013|
Don't stick out your tongue, dear; It's coated!
|by Anonymous||reply 287||10/07/2013|
He did it! He missed the barn!
|by Anonymous||reply 288||10/07/2013|
Miss Fleming, please call us when the shuttle lands.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||10/07/2013|
Your clones are impressive indeed!
|by Anonymous||reply 290||10/07/2013|
Because he was a drunk, you're a drunk. Because he loved women, you're a tramp. But you forget one thing: he did it with style.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||10/07/2013|
You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||10/07/2013|
(to Joanne) Look at that face. Is that a face for a magazine cover? The profile. You're beautiful, and I love you. I sleep with a lot of women; I make love to you. The single most important person in my life, next to my family. Is that right, Pepe? Huh? (smashes a coke bottle on her face) Get her out of here! (To Marlowe)Now, that's someone I love! And you I don't even like! You got an assignment, cheapie: FIND MY MONEY!
|by Anonymous||reply 293||10/07/2013|
Yeah, I was a dance hall girl, but what makes you so high and mighty? You own a whorehouse! A whorehouse!... And with only three whores in it. One of them is just a senile old cow - no offense, honey - and the other one's so new at it, she doesn't know which end to use. So what does that make you? The only whore in Chili Verde!
|by Anonymous||reply 294||10/07/2013|
"He was trying to burgle me."
"From what I hear, he's been burgling you three times a week for the past month."
|by Anonymous||reply 295||10/07/2013|
Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||10/07/2013|
J: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
W: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||10/07/2013|
"This is a giant cock."
|by Anonymous||reply 298||10/07/2013|
Have her then, but you're a lordly fool. She's been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you... it takes a woman to know it.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||10/07/2013|
Are you a burglar?
|by Anonymous||reply 300||10/07/2013|
And when you die, which is regrettable but necessary, what will happen to frail Alais and her pruny prince? You can't think Richard's going to wait for your grotesque to grow.
You wouldn't let him do a thing like that.
"Let" him? I'd *push* him through the nursery door!
You're not that cruel.
Don't fret. We'll wait until you're dead to do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||10/07/2013|
You must learn, Mrs. Collins, to draw a firm line between the deserving poor and the undeserving.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||10/07/2013|
When the boy was born, like all Spartans, he was inspected.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||10/07/2013|
Joanna! How could you do a thing like that? How could you do a thing like that? How could you do a thing like that? When I was just going to give you coffee. When I was just going to give you coffee! When I was just going to give you coffee! I thought we were friends! I thought we were friends! I was just going to give you coffee! I was just going to give you coffee! I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends. How could you *do* a thing like that? I thought we were friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||10/07/2013|
"See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?"
"Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?"
"Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring."
|by Anonymous||reply 305||10/07/2013|
It really ain't the place nor time to reel off rhyming diction, but yet we'll write a final rhyme while waiting crucifixion. For we bequeath a parting tip of sound advice for such men who come in transport ships to polish off the Dutchman. If you encounter any Boers, you really must not loot 'em, and if you wish to leave these shores, for pity's sake, don't shoot 'em. Let's toss a bumper down our throat before we pass to Heaven, and toast a trim-set petticoat we leave behind in Devon.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||10/07/2013|
"The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain"
|by Anonymous||reply 307||10/07/2013|
She has mean eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||10/07/2013|
The mangina: It's the professional term we manwhores use to describe our he-pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||10/07/2013|
Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!
|by Anonymous||reply 310||10/07/2013|
Dottie Del Taco?
|by Anonymous||reply 311||10/07/2013|
Why do I think Becky'll win? Yer talkin' about the richest family in a small town ... it's front-page news when one of 'em takes a shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 312||10/07/2013|
Come on love! Part me beef cur'ains.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||10/07/2013|
"Oh, this old theater, this church. So replete with memories, so full of ghosts. Mrs. Alving… Uncle Vanya…there’s Cordelia, here's Ophelia. Clytemenstra! Each performance a birth, each curtain...a death. Was that a MUTT?!"
|by Anonymous||reply 314||10/07/2013|
FUCK BARBRA STREISAND! AND [bold]YOU![/bold]
|by Anonymous||reply 315||10/07/2013|
Congratulations! It's your first suicide!
|by Anonymous||reply 316||10/08/2013|
"It's not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character."
|by Anonymous||reply 317||10/08/2013|
I'm a kid. That's my job.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||10/08/2013|
"Oh, look, Millie, its Mrs. Meers. Maybe she'd like a lift."
|by Anonymous||reply 319||10/08/2013|
"Repeat after me - Tah, Tey, Tee, Toe, Too."
"Tah, Tey, Tye, Tow, Tyo."
"No, no, no Miss Lamont, Round tones, round tones. Now, let me hear you read your line."
"And I cayn't stand'im."
"And I can't stand him."
"And I cayn't stand'im."
|by Anonymous||reply 320||10/08/2013|
You three ... what a bunch of cocksuckers.
|by Anonymous||reply 321||10/08/2013|
Indy! Cover your heart! Cover your heart!
|by Anonymous||reply 322||10/08/2013|
"Yes. Yes. I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean, your destiny."
|by Anonymous||reply 323||10/08/2013|
Guido: What are your political views? Other Man: [speaking to his two sons] Benito, Adolf! Sit Down!... Sorry Guido, what did you say?
|by Anonymous||reply 324||10/08/2013|
I know how you feel. You don't know if you wanna hit me or kiss me. I get a lot of that.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||10/08/2013|
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach-all the damn vampires.
|by Anonymous||reply 326||10/08/2013|
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
|by Anonymous||reply 327||10/08/2013|
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||10/08/2013|
"No, I'll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!"
"Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it?"
|by Anonymous||reply 329||10/08/2013|
Everyone in L.A is an actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||10/08/2013|
"Thank you, James Franco."
|by Anonymous||reply 331||10/08/2013|
The sun does not spit!
|by Anonymous||reply 332||10/08/2013|
What did one cocksucker say to the other cocksucker?
|by Anonymous||reply 333||10/08/2013|
This thread called for random movie quotes, not selected ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||10/08/2013|
ChiChi! Chichi, get the yayo!
|by Anonymous||reply 335||10/08/2013|
Her first natural sleep in weeks.
Poor little thing. Tomorrow you can take the boards out from under her.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||10/08/2013|
"I want my Liberace record back tonight!"
"It has a scratch on it!"
|by Anonymous||reply 337||10/08/2013|
"From the top of my head to the tip of my penis".
|by Anonymous||reply 338||10/08/2013|
"That's right, honey. You've attacked an innocent dwarf."
|by Anonymous||reply 339||10/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 340||10/08/2013|
What d'ya mean fake? You say "I do", I say "I do", and the judge says "You BET you do", and we're MARRIED!
|by Anonymous||reply 341||10/08/2013|
If you put lemon with it, it's all right
|by Anonymous||reply 342||10/08/2013|
You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.
|by Anonymous||reply 343||10/08/2013|
"You think you got problems.What about Jeannie's kid? He was in an argument. A lousy ten dollar card game. He pulls out a gun. The gun goes off. Some kid gets killed. When the grandmother hears it and finds out he's in jail, she has a heart attack she drops dead right on the spot. Now Jeannie has a husband and son in jail and a mother in the funeral parlor."
|by Anonymous||reply 344||10/08/2013|
In my experience it's always worth waiting for Omar.
|by Anonymous||reply 345||10/08/2013|
Go get the butter.
|by Anonymous||reply 346||10/08/2013|
Go on, tell me... tell me something sweet. Smile at me and say I just misunderstood. Go on, tell me. You pig-fucker... you goddamn, fucking, pig-fucking liar.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||10/08/2013|
I'm a nothing. I spend my life counting other people's money. People I'm smarter than. Better than. I want...I want...I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!
|by Anonymous||reply 348||10/08/2013|
Well its official, my penis is now just for show.
|by Anonymous||reply 349||10/08/2013|
Everything you told me was a lie!
|by Anonymous||reply 350||10/08/2013|
I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||10/09/2013|
It was the Dukes! It was the Dukes!
|by Anonymous||reply 352||10/09/2013|
I spy, with my lttle eye, something that starts with C.
|by Anonymous||reply 353||10/09/2013|
Brad? Brad Stevenson? Aren't you the guy who popped Amy's cherry?
|by Anonymous||reply 354||10/09/2013|
I've got something for your face, mother-FUCKER!
|by Anonymous||reply 355||10/09/2013|
I worry that you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||10/09/2013|
You're a beast, and a swine, and a bloody, bloody thief!
|by Anonymous||reply 357||10/09/2013|
I've told you a million times not to talk to me when I'm doing my lashes!
|by Anonymous||reply 358||10/09/2013|
I ended by falling on my knees and pledging her eternal love. And do you know that, at that time, and for several hours afterwards, I actually meant it.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||10/09/2013|
Don't eat the figs.
|by Anonymous||reply 360||10/09/2013|
Go into the office, and make out a check, for "cash," for the sum of $5,000. Then carefully, but carefully Hilary, remove absolutely everything that might subsequently remind me that you had ever been there, including that yellow thing with the blue bulbs which you have such an affection for. Then take the check, for $5,000, which I feel you deserve, and get - permanently - lost. It's not that I don't want to know you, Hilary - although I don't - it's just that I'm afraid we're not really the sort of people that you can afford to be associated with.
[Hilary opens her mouth to say something]
Don't speak, Hilary, just... go.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||10/09/2013|
I can't remember what my parents look like.
|by Anonymous||reply 362||10/10/2013|
Git out of our way, trash!!
|by Anonymous||reply 363||10/10/2013|
Marriage license? Did you say marriage license? Oh I love you Adam, Alex, Peter, Brian, whatever your name is. I hope we have a lot of boys and we can name them all after you.
|by Anonymous||reply 364||10/10/2013|
That woman always makes me feel so grubby. I can't stop myself from going down to her level. She's always been a troublemaker. I landed a good few blows today. We're like two dogs fighting over an old slipper.
|by Anonymous||reply 365||10/10/2013|
And so it was decreed that each year, the various districts of Panem would offer up in tribute, one young man and woman to fight to the death in a pageant of honor, courage and sacrifice.
|by Anonymous||reply 366||10/10/2013|
You were ice-cream for freaks, and I saved your life!
|by Anonymous||reply 367||10/10/2013|
Come off it, R33!
|by Anonymous||reply 368||10/10/2013|
Chook couldn't come.
|by Anonymous||reply 369||10/10/2013|
We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you.
But I'm not laughing.
|by Anonymous||reply 370||10/10/2013|
You're really at the center of it all now, aren't you? You got your powerjob, you got your hipster friends. And all that access... I mean, it's the real shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 371||10/10/2013|
Are you black?
|by Anonymous||reply 372||10/10/2013|
I am a gentleman's gentleman, and you are no gentleman!
|by Anonymous||reply 373||10/10/2013|
Don't anybody leave this room I've lost my purse!
|by Anonymous||reply 374||10/10/2013|
It was a son, a son, and I had to kill because this must all end!
|by Anonymous||reply 375||10/10/2013|
They put me in Special Ed because of my HAIR!
|by Anonymous||reply 376||10/10/2013|
This is a person named Eunice?
|by Anonymous||reply 377||10/10/2013|
Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.
|by Anonymous||reply 378||10/10/2013|
Whaddya need speech clahss for you tahk fine!
|by Anonymous||reply 379||10/10/2013|
Why are some people insisting on putting the name of the character in the Author line? These are supposed to be random.
|by Anonymous||reply 380||10/10/2013|
What movie is that from, r387?
|by Anonymous||reply 381||10/10/2013|
No, no, it's all right. My wine is not poisoned. It was just a bad year.
|by Anonymous||reply 382||10/10/2013|
Shame on you, Swanny!
|by Anonymous||reply 383||10/10/2013|
Point it the other way, Wink! You know how I detest organs!
|by Anonymous||reply 384||10/10/2013|
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
|by Anonymous||reply 385||10/10/2013|
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive, how far can you pull back ?
How do you feel about Cleveland?
|by Anonymous||reply 386||10/10/2013|
"Eric bought a black man."
"I wasn't aware that we sold them."
|by Anonymous||reply 387||10/10/2013|
The royal penis is clean, your Highness.
|by Anonymous||reply 388||10/10/2013|
This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags.
|by Anonymous||reply 389||10/10/2013|
I can't "make a run for it". I have bad ankles from waitressing.
|by Anonymous||reply 390||10/10/2013|
You old poop!
|by Anonymous||reply 391||10/10/2013|
There are no more real men. Facsimiles, that's all. Facsimiles!
|by Anonymous||reply 392||10/11/2013|
Thanks, I'll get it later.
|by Anonymous||reply 393||10/11/2013|
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 394||10/11/2013|
Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!
|by Anonymous||reply 395||10/11/2013|
I met him, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply...EVIL.
|by Anonymous||reply 396||10/12/2013|
You start to play it and it's like somebody's nightmare. And then this woman comes on, smiling at you, right? Seeing you... through the screen. Then when it's over, your phone rings, someone knows you watched the tape... and what they say is, "You will die in seven days."
|by Anonymous||reply 397||10/12/2013|
Hot damn! My sister's gonna bust a gut!
|by Anonymous||reply 398||10/12/2013|
You see, swimming through corridors and up and down stairwells I'm the only one trained to do things like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 399||10/12/2013|
Who the HELL are you?
I'm Owen's friend.
Owen doesn't have a friend!
That's because he's shy.
No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!
|by Anonymous||reply 400||10/12/2013|
No! No! I want an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-Shot range model air rifle!
|by Anonymous||reply 401||10/12/2013|
The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 402||10/12/2013|
No, Luke. I am your father!
|by Anonymous||reply 403||10/12/2013|
"It would be bad enough if you were brother and sister, but twins! It's like fucking a mirror!"
|by Anonymous||reply 404||10/12/2013|
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 405||10/12/2013|
Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
|by Anonymous||reply 406||10/12/2013|
R408 and R412: Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian.
|by Anonymous||reply 407||10/12/2013|
Please to excuse the disorder of my home.
|by Anonymous||reply 408||10/12/2013|
[italic]I wish people would identify some of the more esoteric quotes. Some of them make me want to see the movies. This one shouldn't be hard[/italic]
whole place turned into a gigantic orgy, every kind of sex freak, from homosexuals to nymphomaniacs, especially the needle and mainlining scene, losing syringes down the pool drains and blocking up the water infiltration system with broken syringes. Oh, it was really some night...Drinking, guzzling tequila, vodka, and scotch, and bourbon, and shooting up every other half-second, and just going into an incredible sexual tailspin. Gobble gobble gobble gobble. Just couldn't get enough of it. It was one of the wildest scenes I've ever been in or ever hope to be in, and I should be ashamed of myself. I'm not, but I should be.
|by Anonymous||reply 409||10/12/2013|
"Buzzard's gotta eat, same as the worms."
|by Anonymous||reply 410||10/12/2013|
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
|by Anonymous||reply 411||10/12/2013|
"Well, this is the .44 Magnum Auto-Mag and it holds a 300-grain cartridge. And, if properly used, it can remove the fingerprints."
|by Anonymous||reply 412||10/12/2013|
"Go ahead, make my day."
|by Anonymous||reply 413||10/12/2013|
"The only people who grow old were born old to begin with."
|by Anonymous||reply 414||10/12/2013|
'Dong, where is my automobile?'
|by Anonymous||reply 415||10/12/2013|
I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 416||10/12/2013|
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we have encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
|by Anonymous||reply 417||10/12/2013|
McCroskey: Johnny, what do you make of this? [hands Johnny a map]
Johnny: This? Well, I can make a hat; a broach; a pterodactyl!
|by Anonymous||reply 418||10/12/2013|
Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows, and wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol!
|by Anonymous||reply 419||10/12/2013|
THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE! Ceti Alpha Six exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste. Admiral Kirk never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my genetically-engineered intellect that allowed us to survive. On Earth...200 years ago...I was a prince...with power over millions...
|by Anonymous||reply 420||10/12/2013|
You can't catch me sleepin'...Don't you ever believe that. I'm not that dumb. The day you try to put anything over on me will be a costly one for both of you...Any more lip out of you and I'll haul off and let ya have it. If ya know what's good for ya, ya won't monkey around with Fred C. Dobbs.
|by Anonymous||reply 421||10/12/2013|
"We're something, aren't we? The only animals that shove things up their ass for survival."
|by Anonymous||reply 422||10/12/2013|
I know. I'm a queer, a fairy, a poof, huh? But there's one thing you forgot. You may have been framed, as you say you were... but I wasn't. Between the two of us... I'm the one who's killed a man, not you.
|by Anonymous||reply 423||10/12/2013|
You better bury Ned right; and don't go cuttin' up... nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-a-bitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 424||10/12/2013|
Well, now the Duck of Death is as good as dead 'cause this time Corky does it right an' aims real good, no hurry... Bam! That Walker Colt blew up in his hand... which was a failing common to that model. Now if Corky would have really had two guns instead of just a big dick he could have defended himself to the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 425||10/12/2013|
I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem MAY have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
|by Anonymous||reply 426||10/12/2013|
There is no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 427||10/12/2013|
That ain't tactics, honey. It's just the beast in me.
|by Anonymous||reply 428||10/12/2013|
Oh my God... I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
|by Anonymous||reply 429||10/12/2013|
“Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one, a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. …Hmm? On what he was doing.”
|by Anonymous||reply 430||10/12/2013|
“Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes; your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your… sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now, his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side… then perhaps she will…”
|by Anonymous||reply 431||10/12/2013|
Brokeback got us good, don't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 432||10/12/2013|
Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis. I know what it means. Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!
|by Anonymous||reply 433||10/12/2013|
Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!
|by Anonymous||reply 434||10/12/2013|
"Well, Mr. Carpetbagger, we've got something in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."
|by Anonymous||reply 435||10/12/2013|
Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them.
|by Anonymous||reply 436||10/12/2013|
Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed.
|by Anonymous||reply 437||10/12/2013|
I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die...
|by Anonymous||reply 438||10/12/2013|
"Wendy, darling, light of my life! I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!"
|by Anonymous||reply 439||10/12/2013|
You know how I know you're gay?
Your dick tastes like shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 440||10/12/2013|
They're coming to get you, Barbara!
|by Anonymous||reply 441||10/12/2013|
"What are you people, on dope?"
|by Anonymous||reply 442||10/12/2013|
And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
|by Anonymous||reply 443||10/12/2013|
R: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
V: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
R: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
V: You look like a blueberry.
R: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
V: Well, you have bad hair.
R: [insulted] What did you say?
V: I said... your hair... looks stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 444||10/12/2013|
Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall I say, more colorful metaphors-- "Double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
|by Anonymous||reply 445||10/12/2013|
"You liked me once." "Sure. For about 10 minutes one ginny evening."
|by Anonymous||reply 446||10/12/2013|
He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker.
|by Anonymous||reply 447||10/12/2013|
It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.
|by Anonymous||reply 448||10/12/2013|
Were blowin' the shit out of these prices...Here's a Mercedes Benz. It's hot, it's loaded, and got a price that's too fuckin' high...
|by Anonymous||reply 449||10/12/2013|
There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up. Their planes would buffet wildly and they would disintegrate. The demon lived at mach 1 on the meter, 750 miles an hour, where the air could no longer move out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it the sound barrier.
|by Anonymous||reply 450||10/12/2013|
Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? "Fuck you, pay me." Oh, you had a fire? "Fuck you, pay me." Place got hit by lightning, huh? "Fuck you, pay me."
|by Anonymous||reply 451||10/12/2013|
I looked at you tonight and you weren't there... And I'm gonna howl it out, and I'm not gonna give a damn what I do and I'm gonna make the biggest god-damn explosion you've ever heard.
Try and I'll beat you at your own game.
Is that a threat George, huh?
It's a threat, Martha.
You're gonna get it, baby.
Be careful Martha. I'll rip you to pieces.
You're not man enough. You haven't the guts.
|by Anonymous||reply 452||10/12/2013|
"Hey Blondie! You know what you are?! Just a dirty son of a b---"
|by Anonymous||reply 453||10/12/2013|
"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughin'. Gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..."
|by Anonymous||reply 454||10/12/2013|
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!
|by Anonymous||reply 455||10/12/2013|
So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
|by Anonymous||reply 456||10/12/2013|
Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.
|by Anonymous||reply 457||10/12/2013|
I've been with thousands of men/again and again/they promise the moon/they're always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 458||10/12/2013|
I understand you have taken exception to my calling you whores. I'm sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say "whores." No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize.
|by Anonymous||reply 459||10/12/2013|
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horn-swogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
|by Anonymous||reply 460||10/12/2013|
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
|by Anonymous||reply 461||10/12/2013|
Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
|by Anonymous||reply 462||10/12/2013|
Don't leave this girl alone with any handsome deaf mutes, Marty. that's my advice to you!
|by Anonymous||reply 463||10/12/2013|
Never in my wildest imagination, I NEVER thought it could be like that. That was the most exciting sexual encounter - without actually having it - that I ever, almost had.
|by Anonymous||reply 464||10/12/2013|
I've been afraid a lot of times in my life, but I didn't know the real meaning of fear until... until I had kissed Becky.
|by Anonymous||reply 465||10/12/2013|
I'm an unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort.
|by Anonymous||reply 466||10/12/2013|
You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll. You know what? I'm the biggest star here, man. That's the way it is! I want to fuck! It's my big dick! So, everybody get ready fuckin' NOW!
|by Anonymous||reply 467||10/12/2013|
You're going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 468||10/12/2013|
Well, I ain't sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!
|by Anonymous||reply 469||10/12/2013|
You bitch! You cunt! Oh, you can act like the grande dame but we both know what you are...a dirty, filthy little cunt. A disgusting guttersnipe who fucked her way into what's now considered "society"...You won't last long, I can promise you that! And I'll be waiting to rejoice your downfall!
|by Anonymous||reply 470||10/12/2013|
Even those who are pure of heart, and say their prayers by night, become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, and the moon is clear and bright.
|by Anonymous||reply 471||10/12/2013|
"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dong too."
|by Anonymous||reply 472||10/12/2013|
You see... I don't leave my diamonds in the soap dish... and when the time comes when nobody desires me... for myself... I'd rather not be... desired... at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 473||10/12/2013|
Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being.
|by Anonymous||reply 474||10/12/2013|
Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.
|by Anonymous||reply 475||10/12/2013|
Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.
|by Anonymous||reply 476||10/12/2013|
She only holds you in middling esteem.
|by Anonymous||reply 477||10/12/2013|
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
|by Anonymous||reply 478||10/12/2013|
Wait, Jack. I'm not a complicated man. I like cinema. In particular, I like to see people fucking on film. But I don't want to win an Oscar and I don't want to reinvent the wheel.
I like simple pleasures... like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.
Call me crazy, call me a pervert... but there's one little thing I want to do in this life and that is to make a dollar and a cent in this business. I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm trying to help you stay one step ahead of the game.
|by Anonymous||reply 479||10/12/2013|
"Excuse me... Uh, Excuse me. What does God need with a starship?"
|by Anonymous||reply 480||10/12/2013|
Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile.
|by Anonymous||reply 481||10/12/2013|
Maybe we coo hava peek neek.
|by Anonymous||reply 482||10/12/2013|
"Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?"
|by Anonymous||reply 483||10/12/2013|
Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?
|by Anonymous||reply 484||10/12/2013|
I hate space.
|by Anonymous||reply 485||10/12/2013|
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"
|by Anonymous||reply 486||10/12/2013|
"There are all sorts of different families, Katie. Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy, or two families. And some children live with their uncle or aunt. Some live with their grandparents, and some children live with foster parents. And some live in separate homes, in separate neighborhoods, in different areas of the country - and they may not see each other for days, or weeks, months... even years at a time. But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you, poppet, you're going to be all right... bye-bye."
|by Anonymous||reply 487||10/12/2013|
When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 488||10/12/2013|
I don't take whores in taxis!
|by Anonymous||reply 489||10/12/2013|
Good Lawd Latrelle. Don't you know better than to sneak up on someone when they're tawkin' to a corpse?
|by Anonymous||reply 490||10/12/2013|
How cheap! How loathsome! And on your way home to see your fiancee.
|by Anonymous||reply 491||10/12/2013|
"They're never gonna let you perform naked. I asked."
|by Anonymous||reply 492||10/12/2013|
"SHE'S NOT LISTENING TO YOU. She's nerv, she's freaking out!"
"Well get the Busy Bee. You want your Busy Bee? We'll get your Busy Bee."
YOU GET THE Busy Bee, I need to trim her whiskers. It's in the CRATE! It's in the CRATE!!!"
"Why didn't you have it out to begin with?"
"Where in the crate? It's not in here!"
"IT SHOULD BE IN THE CRATE!"
"IT'S NOT IN THE CRATE! I JUST TOLD YOU THAT!"
"GOD HAMILTON, IF SHE DOESN'T GET HER BUSY BEE SHE'S GONNA FLIP OOOOUT!!!!"
"It's not in here. You left it at the hotel!"
"You go back to the hotel AND YOU GET HER BUSY BEE!"
"GO TO THE HOTEL AND GET BUSY BEE!!!"
"RUN!" "RUN!" "GO!!!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 493||10/13/2013|
Are you kidding me? It was a fucking paradise. They got pool... They got golf... Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a fucking sofa. Look, I know you are a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. Can you imagine what that's like?
|by Anonymous||reply 494||10/13/2013|
When I was a young girl, I was gay all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 495||10/13/2013|
I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the prince of darkness.
|by Anonymous||reply 496||10/13/2013|
We're sisters under the mink.
|by Anonymous||reply 497||10/13/2013|
"My grandmother would have pissed on you bitches till you sprouted daisies."
|by Anonymous||reply 498||10/13/2013|
I think I'll dye my hair another color and start dressing like a dyke!
|by Anonymous||reply 499||10/14/2013|
I met him, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply...evil.
|by Anonymous||reply 500||10/14/2013|
"They are not the Hell your whales."
|by Anonymous||reply 501||10/14/2013|
Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
|by Anonymous||reply 502||10/14/2013|
Her pussy gets sooooooo wet!
|by Anonymous||reply 503||10/14/2013|
On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.
|by Anonymous||reply 504||10/14/2013|
"Why can't I quit you?"
|by Anonymous||reply 505||10/14/2013|
You got a wife? Well, you be sweet to her. My husband wasn't sweet to me and look how I turned out.
|by Anonymous||reply 506||10/14/2013|
But your Majesty, you cannot die an old maid.
I have no intention to, Chancellor. I shall die a bachelor!
|by Anonymous||reply 507||10/14/2013|
Twenty-five words or less? Okay. Movie exec calls writer. Writer's girlfriend says he's at the movies. Exec goes to the movies, meets writer, drinks with writer. Writer gets conked and dies in four inches of dirty water. Movie exec is in deep shit. What do you think?
|by Anonymous||reply 508||10/14/2013|
"You try to live three miles from me and you won't live long, honey. You best keep runnin', Clyde Barrow. And you know it."
|by Anonymous||reply 509||10/14/2013|
Actually R513, it's "I wish I knew how to quit you."
|by Anonymous||reply 510||10/14/2013|
"You thought I loved Rebecca? I hated her."
"Then why the fuck didn't you tell me before you fuckwad."
|by Anonymous||reply 511||10/15/2013|
You know, I'll bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.
|by Anonymous||reply 512||10/15/2013|
Let me lick your pretty piggy cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 513||10/15/2013|
AND EVE WUZ WAEK!
|by Anonymous||reply 514||10/15/2013|
I wanted hearts, not diamonds.
|by Anonymous||reply 515||10/15/2013|
This is the most important part of your education. The part your teachers fail to instruct you in. It's called balling.
|by Anonymous||reply 516||10/15/2013|
You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house? You think every morning I wake up, look in the mirror and say "Gee I'm glad I'm me and not some 19-year-old billionaire rockstar with the body of an athlete and a 24-hour erection!" No I don't! So just excuse the shit out of me!
|by Anonymous||reply 517||10/15/2013|
I wanna' see Garbo.
|by Anonymous||reply 518||10/15/2013|
If I were on death row, I'd request my final meal to be right between k d lang's legs.
|by Anonymous||reply 519||10/15/2013|
You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season
|by Anonymous||reply 520||10/15/2013|
Death has come to your little town, sheriff.
|by Anonymous||reply 521||10/15/2013|
I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
|by Anonymous||reply 522||10/15/2013|
Eight more days 'til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
Eight more days 'til Halloween, Silver Shamrock.
|by Anonymous||reply 523||10/15/2013|
Confidence! I want a man who gives me confidence. Somebody to fight off the blizzards and the floods. Somebody to beat off the world when it tries to swallow you up.
|by Anonymous||reply 524||10/15/2013|
Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 525||10/15/2013|
I see you are practiced in worshiping things that fly. Good. Now, rise before Zod.
|by Anonymous||reply 526||10/15/2013|
Just never take any class where they make you read Beowulf.
|by Anonymous||reply 527||10/15/2013|
So yes, I am nouveau riche. But then it's the riche that counts, doesn't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 528||10/17/2013|
I'm straight too! Straight to my house, let's go.
|by Anonymous||reply 529||10/17/2013|
I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I'd been going all this time, I'd probably almost be cured by now.
|by Anonymous||reply 530||10/17/2013|
You're immature, Fielding.
How am I immature?
Well, emotionally, sexually, and intellectually.
Yeah, but what other ways?
|by Anonymous||reply 531||10/17/2013|
Beverly, honey, you have some doo-doo on your shoe!
|by Anonymous||reply 532||10/17/2013|
I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown out of the house. You go find the guy who cut 'em off.
|by Anonymous||reply 533||10/17/2013|
I liked you once. Then I wished I didn't. And then I got my wish.
|by Anonymous||reply 534||10/17/2013|
Well, FUCK YOU. Half-dead muthafucka. Come on, sista!
|by Anonymous||reply 535||10/17/2013|
"Do a lot of people have the license plate 'So Cool'?"
|by Anonymous||reply 536||10/18/2013|
Wow, that was really scary. And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done, cause you definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something cause your breath STINKS!
|by Anonymous||reply 537||10/18/2013|
Bolt the door, Mariah.
|by Anonymous||reply 538||10/19/2013|
John-eeeeeeeee! They took my THUMB!
|by Anonymous||reply 539||10/19/2013|
But you will! But you will, and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that's what happens with me.
|by Anonymous||reply 540||10/19/2013|
He did it.
He did it last year, last week, last night, and he will do it again soon if he isn't stopped.
|by Anonymous||reply 541||10/19/2013|
One of those no-neck monsters hit me with some ice cream. Their fat little heads sit on their fat little bodies without a bit of connection...you can't wring their necks if they got no necks to wring. Isn't that right, honey?...Think of it, they've got five monsters and number six comin' up.
|by Anonymous||reply 542||10/19/2013|
But once he opens that door, we shall know everything.
|by Anonymous||reply 543||10/19/2013|
We accept her, one of us.
We accept her, one of us.
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble.
We accept her, we accept her.
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble.
One of us, one of us.
|by Anonymous||reply 544||10/19/2013|
"Hey Doolittle Lynn, who's that sow you got wallowin' in your jeep?"
|by Anonymous||reply 545||10/21/2013|
Captain Fucking Magic
|by Anonymous||reply 546||10/21/2013|
It was a cold and rainy day in March. I went to Kristoff's where I usually get my hair done but Kristoff wasn't there. He had mysteriously disappeared. In his place was a stranger named Rinaldo. I'll never forget him. His eyes were steely gray. His hands were like ice. He said, "I'll streak your hair and I'll give you a body wave." He worked very fast and then, as he turned my chair around to face the mirror, I saw it. He permed me!
|by Anonymous||reply 547||10/21/2013|
I'm not Roman. And you were not...
|by Anonymous||reply 548||10/21/2013|
"You presumed wrong."
|by Anonymous||reply 549||10/21/2013|
Where's my martini?!
|by Anonymous||reply 550||10/28/2013|
"There's a liquor store ahead on the right."
"I should've known you'd know where to find the boys AND the booze."
|by Anonymous||reply 551||10/28/2013|
I'm afraid Paolo is really a little marchetta.
|by Anonymous||reply 552||10/28/2013|
"Not now. I'm on my wine break!"
|by Anonymous||reply 553||10/28/2013|
"Could you please step, on the same foot, at the same time?!? My tits are falling off!"
|by Anonymous||reply 554||10/28/2013|
Why don't you get down on all fours again, Waldo? It's the only time you've ever kept your mouth shut.
|by Anonymous||reply 555||10/28/2013|
Get away from her, you BITCH!
|by Anonymous||reply 556||10/28/2013|
"There's more to life than just a little bit of money. Doncha know that?"
|by Anonymous||reply 557||10/28/2013|
Welcome to my maxi-pad.
|by Anonymous||reply 558||10/28/2013|
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to 'Sparkle Motion'...
|by Anonymous||reply 559||10/28/2013|
Well, the best thing I can say about her is that all her tatoos are spelled correctly.
|by Anonymous||reply 560||10/29/2013|
[quote]tatoos are spelled correctly.
Which, my friend, is more than we can say about you...wink.
|by Anonymous||reply 561||10/29/2013|
I love how rich people live. I love how I live when I'm with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 562||10/29/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 563||10/29/2013|
Six months in Miami! How I envy you!
|by Anonymous||reply 564||10/29/2013|
Money, pardon the expression, is like manure. It's not worth a thing unless it's spread around, encouraging young things to grow.
|by Anonymous||reply 565||10/30/2013|
"Don't do it."
|by Anonymous||reply 566||10/30/2013|
Matty: [to Ned] You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
Ned: What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all.
Matty: You don't look lazy.
|by Anonymous||reply 567||10/30/2013|
"I'll go heat up the lasagna"
|by Anonymous||reply 568||10/30/2013|
On a scale of one to ten, how good is he in bed?
|by Anonymous||reply 569||10/30/2013|
"Ten year old redhead? Nope! Sorry. Ain't got any."
|by Anonymous||reply 570||10/31/2013|
That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it.
|by Anonymous||reply 571||10/31/2013|
[yells] I am retired officer of the RAF, twice decorated. I flew two hundred and seven missions over occupied territory - in bra and panties!
|by Anonymous||reply 572||10/31/2013|
We rarely eat any form of noodle, Dawn, but I'll have a tiny portion to be polite. With cheese, please.
|by Anonymous||reply 573||10/31/2013|
I want my two dollars!
|by Anonymous||reply 574||10/31/2013|
"Well, we can't all just sit around here waitin' to grow tits."
|by Anonymous||reply 575||11/01/2013|
Don't you hate Perry's wife?
|by Anonymous||reply 576||11/01/2013|
"You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker dont's, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?"
|by Anonymous||reply 577||11/01/2013|
The room's a wreck but she folded her napkin!
|by Anonymous||reply 578||11/01/2013|
It's becoming ridiculous the way you grab attention. Whenever I start to tell a story, you finish it. If I go on a diet, you lose the weight. If I have a cold, you cough. And if we should ever have a baby, I'm not so sure I'd be the mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 579||11/01/2013|
"Sieze her! Sieze her and fuck her!"
|by Anonymous||reply 580||11/02/2013|
“No profit grows where is no pleasure ta'en"
|by Anonymous||reply 581||11/02/2013|
"Hey man, I've got a little brother who's retarded! Don't use that word in a derogatory fashion."
|by Anonymous||reply 582||11/02/2013|
"Her lover had the instincts of a stallion and the pride of an alley cat."
|by Anonymous||reply 583||11/04/2013|
I... never played a jewel thief.
|by Anonymous||reply 584||11/04/2013|
"Jennifer, this is fabulous liqueur. Reminds me of the moonshine Ricky's dead pappy used to make. God bless 'em."
|by Anonymous||reply 585||11/04/2013|
"Yes, but I chose to rise above the attitudes of this small town, while you chose to lay spread over a gravestone and take them inside you!"
|by Anonymous||reply 586||11/04/2013|
The end of the line, baby. This is where I get off.
|by Anonymous||reply 587||11/04/2013|
Did she read the script?
|by Anonymous||reply 588||11/04/2013|
"You weigh a little more than 108."
|by Anonymous||reply 589||11/04/2013|
"You can eat shit as far as I'm concerned, Miss Sandstone, or eat anything you like, or do anything you like, just don't assume that I want to know your troubles. Now if you wouldn't mind, I'm a busy woman with a full day's work ahead of me. Please remove yourself from my office!"
|by Anonymous||reply 590||11/07/2013|
"If anyone's gonna piss on him, it's going to be me. He don't like strangers peeing on him."
|by Anonymous||reply 591||11/07/2013|