Ted Cruz is not handsome
I am just gobsmacked when he's described as being good-looking.
It's not that Republican assholes can't be physically attractive. If we can divorce him from his personality (hard to do), Aaron Schock is very hot. I even see how people can find Paul Ryan hot (though I do not).
But Ted Cruz is NOT hot. He looks like the bastard lovechild of Joe McCarthy and LBJ.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/10/2016|
He's overweight with a Karl Malden ski-slope nose, thinning greasy hair, squinty eyes and the disposition of someone who has an exceedingly small or malformed dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/29/2013|
[quote]He looks like the bastard lovechild of Joe McCarthy and LBJ.
Neither one of those two were ever hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/29/2013|
Uh, I think that's the point, R2.
Who in the world is calling Ted Cruz even remotely "hot?"
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/29/2013|
He's a fat little troll. The only thing he has going for him are his eyelashes.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/29/2013|
Cruz isn't even lukewarm, he's repulsive on every possible level.
He reminds me of someone, a character actor, but I can't place him.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/29/2013|
I've heard several interviews with people who worked for LBJ who, although they were repulsed by some of his mannerisms, found him handsome up close. I don't see it, but there you go.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/29/2013|
OP, we loved you on your cover shoot for Mobility Scooter Digest. You sexy thing you.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/29/2013|
Well in a way he is hand some. That mug has clearly seen his father's punitive hand, some.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/29/2013|
I thought LBJ had big-dick face. Pretty revolting otherwise, especially since he was "supposedly" the mastermind of the Kennedy assassination.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/29/2013|
Plus listening to him talk is like hearing china breaking.
His. Voice. Sucks.
Worse than Whitney Houston after a crack binge.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/29/2013|
"His. Voice. Sucks. Worse than Whitney Houston after a crack binge."
That crack is whack.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/29/2013|
R10, LBJ is supposed to have had the Biggest Dick in the Universe. Fairly well known, actually.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/29/2013|
You know, Whitney Houston on crack may be a better senator than Ted Cruz.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/29/2013|
"LBJ is supposed to have had the Biggest Dick in the Universe. Fairly well known, actually."
Yeah, and I ended up married to a Lady Bird instead of a Bluethroat, Woodpecker or Swallow.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/29/2013|
Why did you need to start this thread? Anyone who's ever looked at him knows he is one of the ugliest men who is photographed on a regular basis. Camera lenses must break every day from the sheer misery of capturing his image. I don't know how he can get up in the morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/29/2013|
You'll get no argument from me,op
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/29/2013|
LBJ wouldn't fuck anything that would produce Ted Cruz.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/29/2013|
He's got an ugly nose, nasty jowls and a hideous accent. He speaks like a slimey evangelical shyster, and his hair pattern is disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/29/2013|
He's the kind of smug fuck you just want to kick in his fat face, but there was a time where he was somewhat attractive (although he ruined the packaging with a terrible hairstyle):
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/29/2013|
He looks like a Doonesbury character.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/29/2013|
Ted is very attractive and very smart. You people are idiots.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/01/2015|
Nice try, R23, we're not falling for it.
That man puts the pulse in repulsive.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/01/2015|
He's not even handsome if you get drunk, squint your eyes and tilt your head.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/01/2015|
I have never heard of him being called handsome, omg, the asshole looks like a weasel with that pointy nose, that ferrat voice. The man is seriously creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/01/2015|
He is the living incarnation of Sen. John Blutarsky, but more sexist and without the winsomeness.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/01/2015|
Oh yes he is, OP. Get a job, commies.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/01/2015|
He has "church lady" face.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/01/2015|
does not have a clean anus
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/01/2015|
He's as good looking as Obama.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/01/2015|
Karl Malden X Joe McCarthy
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/01/2015|
No, Obama's a lot better looking than Ted Cruz. He's not better looking than Cockgobbler Aaron Schock, if that makes you feel better, R33.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/01/2015|
Cruz wears too much eye makeup. Do you think he does that just when he expects to be on camera, or does he always do so?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/01/2015|
He looks like his face is melting.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/01/2015|
You people are petty , sick losers. Have you nothing better to do than make degrading comments against people? He may not be handsome by your standards but you all are classless , pathetic. Losers !
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/07/2015|
Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, Scott Brown, Mitt Romney - but they are dicks so?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/07/2015|
Blobby-faced, dumbo-eared, balding Marco Rubio is a 3 at best.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/07/2015|
The one with too much makeup is Boehner. Does anyone else think he dyes his eyelashes?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/07/2015|
Rick Perry is not handsome.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/07/2015|
Whoever does Ted Cruz's eye makeup should make Tammy Faye proud.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/07/2015|
I know some who think this is attractive. I'm not one of them. Partially because I'm not an idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/07/2015|
He reminds me of a character actor who I think was on Green Acres. He even sounds like him.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/07/2015|
You're referring to Green Acres character Mr. Haney as played by veteran character actor Pat Buttram.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/09/2016|
OMG. He DOES look like Mr. Haney. He even sounds like him. LOL!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/09/2016|
He has serious backpfeifengesicht.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/09/2016|
I agree with R39 list of handsome republicans
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/09/2016|
Ted Cruz looks like the Perdue Chicken guy, Frank Perdue.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/09/2016|
Grow up. I hope none of you are parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/09/2016|
The muppet is a little cuter though.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/09/2016|
R54 Well, I'm not parent and Ted is still ugly as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/09/2016|
Frau @ 54: If I was a parent, I would get my child the surgery necessary to not look like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/09/2016|
Not trying to be rude but yeah, he is hard to look at
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/09/2016|
Politicians are not great looking in general. It doesn't (and shouldn't) matter.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/09/2016|
Yeah, but unless you're Lincoln, you need something else to fall back on to make up for the lack of brains.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/09/2016|
Cruz is known to be highly intelligent.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/09/2016|
In other news, Julius Caesar is not alive.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/09/2016|
Lincoln wasn't aggressively ugly like cruz. Cruz is legitimately hard to look at. The thought that he even has a chance to represent the USA is frightening. R62 / R58 / R54 - this website isn't for you dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/09/2016|
Yes, because only attractive people can represent America.
What will we do this November then?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/09/2016|
[quote]The thought that he even has a chance to represent the USA is frightening.
That was more about his politics, but it will be hard to look at his face, should it be on TV all the time. None of the other candidates are aggressively ugly, just average or below average. Cruz' face leaps out and attacks.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/09/2016|
R66 = aggressively ugly
Who else would know that phrase unless it's been used on them?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/09/2016|
This was the closest he ever got to being "not bad-looking."
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/09/2016|
[quote]Who else would know that phrase unless it's been used on them?
Oh please. Don't even try. I am not good looking, but I am not aggressively ugly. That is a term I read describing someone else long ago - and I loved the phrase. At least Ted Cruz is one person I can confidently say I am definitely more attractive than. That's something.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/09/2016|
Yes, it's hard to live up to the typical DL'er in looks. The bar is just set so high.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/09/2016|
R70 / R67 / R62 / R58 / R54 - don't you have some chardonnay to drink and motherly duties to attend to? You're a little defensive for a man who (if you are truly a gay person, as this is a gay site) would shit all over your rights.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/09/2016|
He's very ugly and has anti-charisma. He repulses.
He has this faux compassionate and kindly persona that he tries to project, but it doesn't ring true to be at all. He's smart enought know to project this fake character to the voters, so that's something, I guess..
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/09/2016|
Why do all his coworkers hate him? That knowledge makes it very difficult for me to trust anything he has to say.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/09/2016|
Do we have verificatia of sizemeat in the R70 guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/10/2016|