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Ted Cruz is not handsome

I am just gobsmacked when he's described as being good-looking.

It's not that Republican assholes can't be physically attractive. If we can divorce him from his personality (hard to do), Aaron Schock is very hot. I even see how people can find Paul Ryan hot (though I do not).

But Ted Cruz is NOT hot. He looks like the bastard lovechild of Joe McCarthy and LBJ.

by Anonymousreply 4506/08/2015

He's overweight with a Karl Malden ski-slope nose, thinning greasy hair, squinty eyes and the disposition of someone who has an exceedingly small or malformed dick.

by Anonymousreply 109/29/2013

[quote]He looks like the bastard lovechild of Joe McCarthy and LBJ.

Neither one of those two were ever hot.

by Anonymousreply 209/29/2013

Uh, I think that's the point, R2.

Who in the world is calling Ted Cruz even remotely "hot?"

by Anonymousreply 309/29/2013

He's a fat little troll. The only thing he has going for him are his eyelashes.

by Anonymousreply 409/29/2013

Cruz isn't even lukewarm, he's repulsive on every possible level.

He reminds me of someone, a character actor, but I can't place him.

by Anonymousreply 509/29/2013

I've heard several interviews with people who worked for LBJ who, although they were repulsed by some of his mannerisms, found him handsome up close. I don't see it, but there you go.

by Anonymousreply 609/29/2013

OP, we loved you on your cover shoot for Mobility Scooter Digest. You sexy thing you.

by Anonymousreply 709/29/2013


by Anonymousreply 809/29/2013

Well in a way he is hand some. That mug has clearly seen his father's punitive hand, some.

by Anonymousreply 909/29/2013

I thought LBJ had big-dick face. Pretty revolting otherwise, especially since he was "supposedly" the mastermind of the Kennedy assassination.

by Anonymousreply 1009/29/2013

Plus listening to him talk is like hearing china breaking.

His. Voice. Sucks.

Worse than Whitney Houston after a crack binge.

by Anonymousreply 1109/29/2013

"His. Voice. Sucks. Worse than Whitney Houston after a crack binge."

That crack is whack.

by Anonymousreply 1209/29/2013

R10, LBJ is supposed to have had the Biggest Dick in the Universe. Fairly well known, actually.

by Anonymousreply 1309/29/2013

You know, Whitney Houston on crack may be a better senator than Ted Cruz.

Bobby Beeeeeee!

by Anonymousreply 1409/29/2013

"LBJ is supposed to have had the Biggest Dick in the Universe. Fairly well known, actually."

Yeah, and I ended up married to a Lady Bird instead of a Bluethroat, Woodpecker or Swallow.

by Anonymousreply 1509/29/2013

Why did you need to start this thread? Anyone who's ever looked at him knows he is one of the ugliest men who is photographed on a regular basis. Camera lenses must break every day from the sheer misery of capturing his image. I don't know how he can get up in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 1609/29/2013

You'll get no argument from me,op

by Anonymousreply 1709/29/2013

LBJ wouldn't fuck anything that would produce Ted Cruz.

by Anonymousreply 1809/29/2013

He's got an ugly nose, nasty jowls and a hideous accent. He speaks like a slimey evangelical shyster, and his hair pattern is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 1909/29/2013

He's the kind of smug fuck you just want to kick in his fat face, but there was a time where he was somewhat attractive (although he ruined the packaging with a terrible hairstyle):

by Anonymousreply 2009/29/2013

R21 LOL that is so true.

by Anonymousreply 2209/29/2013

He's 44 and looks 64.

by Anonymousreply 2403/01/2015

Nice try, R23, we're not falling for it.

That man puts the pulse in repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 2503/01/2015

He's not even handsome if you get drunk, squint your eyes and tilt your head.

by Anonymousreply 2603/01/2015

I have never heard of him being called handsome, omg, the asshole looks like a weasel with that pointy nose, that ferrat voice. The man is seriously creepy.

by Anonymousreply 2703/01/2015

He is the living incarnation of Sen. John Blutarsky, but more sexist and without the winsomeness.

by Anonymousreply 2803/01/2015


by Anonymousreply 2903/01/2015

Oh yes he is, OP. Get a job, commies.

by Anonymousreply 3003/01/2015

He has "church lady" face.

by Anonymousreply 3103/01/2015

does not have a clean anus

by Anonymousreply 3203/01/2015

He's as good looking as Obama.

by Anonymousreply 3303/01/2015

Karl Malden X Joe McCarthy

by Anonymousreply 3403/01/2015

No, Obama's a lot better looking than Ted Cruz. He's not better looking than Cockgobbler Aaron Schock, if that makes you feel better, R33.

by Anonymousreply 3503/01/2015

Cruz wears too much eye makeup. Do you think he does that just when he expects to be on camera, or does he always do so?

by Anonymousreply 3603/01/2015

He looks like his face is melting.

by Anonymousreply 3703/01/2015

Handsome Republicans:

Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, Scott Brown, Mitt Romney - but they are dicks so?

by Anonymousreply 3906/07/2015

Blobby-faced, dumbo-eared, balding Marco Rubio is a 3 at best.

by Anonymousreply 4006/07/2015

The one with too much makeup is Boehner. Does anyone else think he dyes his eyelashes?

by Anonymousreply 4106/07/2015

Rick Perry is not handsome.

by Anonymousreply 4206/07/2015

Whoever does Ted Cruz's eye makeup should make Tammy Faye proud.

by Anonymousreply 4306/07/2015

I know some who think this is attractive. I'm not one of them. Partially because I'm not an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 4406/07/2015

He reminds me of a character actor who I think was on Green Acres. He even sounds like him.

by Anonymousreply 4506/08/2015
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