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Ted Cruz is not handsome

I am just gobsmacked when he's described as being good-looking.

It's not that Republican assholes can't be physically attractive. If we can divorce him from his personality (hard to do), Aaron Schock is very hot. I even see how people can find Paul Ryan hot (though I do not).

But Ted Cruz is NOT hot. He looks like the bastard lovechild of Joe McCarthy and LBJ.

by Anonymousreply 7404/10/2016

He's overweight with a Karl Malden ski-slope nose, thinning greasy hair, squinty eyes and the disposition of someone who has an exceedingly small or malformed dick.

by Anonymousreply 109/29/2013

[quote]He looks like the bastard lovechild of Joe McCarthy and LBJ.

Neither one of those two were ever hot.

by Anonymousreply 209/29/2013

Uh, I think that's the point, R2.

Who in the world is calling Ted Cruz even remotely "hot?"

by Anonymousreply 309/29/2013

He's a fat little troll. The only thing he has going for him are his eyelashes.

by Anonymousreply 409/29/2013

Cruz isn't even lukewarm, he's repulsive on every possible level.

He reminds me of someone, a character actor, but I can't place him.

by Anonymousreply 509/29/2013

I've heard several interviews with people who worked for LBJ who, although they were repulsed by some of his mannerisms, found him handsome up close. I don't see it, but there you go.

by Anonymousreply 609/29/2013


by Anonymousreply 809/29/2013

Well in a way he is hand some. That mug has clearly seen his father's punitive hand, some.

by Anonymousreply 909/29/2013

I thought LBJ had big-dick face. Pretty revolting otherwise, especially since he was "supposedly" the mastermind of the Kennedy assassination.

by Anonymousreply 1009/29/2013

Plus listening to him talk is like hearing china breaking.

His. Voice. Sucks.

Worse than Whitney Houston after a crack binge.

by Anonymousreply 1109/29/2013

"His. Voice. Sucks. Worse than Whitney Houston after a crack binge."

That crack is whack.

by Anonymousreply 1209/29/2013

R10, LBJ is supposed to have had the Biggest Dick in the Universe. Fairly well known, actually.

by Anonymousreply 1309/29/2013

You know, Whitney Houston on crack may be a better senator than Ted Cruz.

Bobby Beeeeeee!

by Anonymousreply 1409/29/2013

"LBJ is supposed to have had the Biggest Dick in the Universe. Fairly well known, actually."

Yeah, and I ended up married to a Lady Bird instead of a Bluethroat, Woodpecker or Swallow.

by Anonymousreply 1509/29/2013

Why did you need to start this thread? Anyone who's ever looked at him knows he is one of the ugliest men who is photographed on a regular basis. Camera lenses must break every day from the sheer misery of capturing his image. I don't know how he can get up in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 1609/29/2013

You'll get no argument from me,op

by Anonymousreply 1709/29/2013

LBJ wouldn't fuck anything that would produce Ted Cruz.

by Anonymousreply 1809/29/2013

He's got an ugly nose, nasty jowls and a hideous accent. He speaks like a slimey evangelical shyster, and his hair pattern is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 1909/29/2013

He's the kind of smug fuck you just want to kick in his fat face, but there was a time where he was somewhat attractive (although he ruined the packaging with a terrible hairstyle):

by Anonymousreply 2009/29/2013

R21 LOL that is so true.

by Anonymousreply 2209/29/2013

He's 44 and looks 64.

by Anonymousreply 2403/01/2015

Nice try, R23, we're not falling for it.

That man puts the pulse in repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 2503/01/2015

He's not even handsome if you get drunk, squint your eyes and tilt your head.

by Anonymousreply 2603/01/2015

I have never heard of him being called handsome, omg, the asshole looks like a weasel with that pointy nose, that ferrat voice. The man is seriously creepy.

by Anonymousreply 2703/01/2015

He is the living incarnation of Sen. John Blutarsky, but more sexist and without the winsomeness.

by Anonymousreply 2803/01/2015


by Anonymousreply 2903/01/2015

Oh yes he is, OP. Get a job, commies.

by Anonymousreply 3003/01/2015

He has "church lady" face.

by Anonymousreply 3103/01/2015

does not have a clean anus

by Anonymousreply 3203/01/2015

He's as good looking as Obama.

by Anonymousreply 3303/01/2015

Karl Malden X Joe McCarthy

by Anonymousreply 3403/01/2015

No, Obama's a lot better looking than Ted Cruz. He's not better looking than Cockgobbler Aaron Schock, if that makes you feel better, R33.

by Anonymousreply 3503/01/2015

Cruz wears too much eye makeup. Do you think he does that just when he expects to be on camera, or does he always do so?

by Anonymousreply 3603/01/2015

He looks like his face is melting.

by Anonymousreply 3703/01/2015

Handsome Republicans:

Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, Scott Brown, Mitt Romney - but they are dicks so?

by Anonymousreply 3906/07/2015

Blobby-faced, dumbo-eared, balding Marco Rubio is a 3 at best.

by Anonymousreply 4006/07/2015

The one with too much makeup is Boehner. Does anyone else think he dyes his eyelashes?

by Anonymousreply 4106/07/2015

Rick Perry is not handsome.

by Anonymousreply 4206/07/2015

Whoever does Ted Cruz's eye makeup should make Tammy Faye proud.

by Anonymousreply 4306/07/2015

I know some who think this is attractive. I'm not one of them. Partially because I'm not an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 4406/07/2015

He reminds me of a character actor who I think was on Green Acres. He even sounds like him.

by Anonymousreply 4506/08/2015

:-) :-)

by Anonymousreply 4604/09/2016


by Anonymousreply 4704/09/2016

You're referring to Green Acres character Mr. Haney as played by veteran character actor Pat Buttram.

by Anonymousreply 4804/09/2016

OMG. He DOES look like Mr. Haney. He even sounds like him. LOL!

by Anonymousreply 4904/09/2016

He has serious backpfeifengesicht.

by Anonymousreply 5004/09/2016

I agree with R39 list of handsome republicans

by Anonymousreply 5104/09/2016

Ted Cruz looks like the Perdue Chicken guy, Frank Perdue.

by Anonymousreply 5204/09/2016


by Anonymousreply 5304/09/2016

Grow up. I hope none of you are parents.

by Anonymousreply 5404/09/2016

The muppet is a little cuter though.

by Anonymousreply 5504/09/2016

R54 Well, I'm not parent and Ted is still ugly as hell.

by Anonymousreply 5604/09/2016

Frau @ 54: If I was a parent, I would get my child the surgery necessary to not look like that.

by Anonymousreply 5704/09/2016

So immature. And cruel.

by Anonymousreply 5804/09/2016

Not trying to be rude but yeah, he is hard to look at

by Anonymousreply 5904/09/2016

Politicians are not great looking in general. It doesn't (and shouldn't) matter.

by Anonymousreply 6004/09/2016

Yeah, but unless you're Lincoln, you need something else to fall back on to make up for the lack of brains.

by Anonymousreply 6104/09/2016

Cruz is known to be highly intelligent.

by Anonymousreply 6204/09/2016

In other news, Julius Caesar is not alive.

by Anonymousreply 6304/09/2016

Lincoln wasn't aggressively ugly like cruz. Cruz is legitimately hard to look at. The thought that he even has a chance to represent the USA is frightening. R62 / R58 / R54 - this website isn't for you dear.

by Anonymousreply 6404/09/2016

Yes, because only attractive people can represent America.

What will we do this November then?

by Anonymousreply 6504/09/2016

[quote]The thought that he even has a chance to represent the USA is frightening.

That was more about his politics, but it will be hard to look at his face, should it be on TV all the time. None of the other candidates are aggressively ugly, just average or below average. Cruz' face leaps out and attacks.

by Anonymousreply 6604/09/2016

R66 = aggressively ugly

Who else would know that phrase unless it's been used on them?

by Anonymousreply 6704/09/2016

This was the closest he ever got to being "not bad-looking."

by Anonymousreply 6804/09/2016

[quote]Who else would know that phrase unless it's been used on them?

Oh please. Don't even try. I am not good looking, but I am not aggressively ugly. That is a term I read describing someone else long ago - and I loved the phrase. At least Ted Cruz is one person I can confidently say I am definitely more attractive than. That's something.

by Anonymousreply 6904/09/2016

Yes, it's hard to live up to the typical DL'er in looks. The bar is just set so high.

by Anonymousreply 7004/09/2016

R70 / R67 / R62 / R58 / R54 - don't you have some chardonnay to drink and motherly duties to attend to? You're a little defensive for a man who (if you are truly a gay person, as this is a gay site) would shit all over your rights.

by Anonymousreply 7104/09/2016

He's very ugly and has anti-charisma. He repulses.

He has this faux compassionate and kindly persona that he tries to project, but it doesn't ring true to be at all. He's smart enought know to project this fake character to the voters, so that's something, I guess..

by Anonymousreply 7204/10/2016

Why do all his coworkers hate him? That knowledge makes it very difficult for me to trust anything he has to say.

by Anonymousreply 7304/10/2016

Do we have verificatia of sizemeat in the R70 guy?

by Anonymousreply 7404/10/2016
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