Ted Cruz is not handsome
I am just gobsmacked when he's described as being good-looking.
It's not that Republican assholes can't be physically attractive. If we can divorce him from his personality (hard to do), Aaron Schock is very hot. I even see how people can find Paul Ryan hot (though I do not).
But Ted Cruz is NOT hot. He looks like the bastard lovechild of Joe McCarthy and LBJ.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/08/2015|
He's overweight with a Karl Malden ski-slope nose, thinning greasy hair, squinty eyes and the disposition of someone who has an exceedingly small or malformed dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/29/2013|
[quote]He looks like the bastard lovechild of Joe McCarthy and LBJ.
Neither one of those two were ever hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/29/2013|
Uh, I think that's the point, R2.
Who in the world is calling Ted Cruz even remotely "hot?"
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/29/2013|
He's a fat little troll. The only thing he has going for him are his eyelashes.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/29/2013|
Cruz isn't even lukewarm, he's repulsive on every possible level.
He reminds me of someone, a character actor, but I can't place him.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/29/2013|
I've heard several interviews with people who worked for LBJ who, although they were repulsed by some of his mannerisms, found him handsome up close. I don't see it, but there you go.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/29/2013|
OP, we loved you on your cover shoot for Mobility Scooter Digest. You sexy thing you.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/29/2013|
Well in a way he is hand some. That mug has clearly seen his father's punitive hand, some.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/29/2013|
I thought LBJ had big-dick face. Pretty revolting otherwise, especially since he was "supposedly" the mastermind of the Kennedy assassination.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/29/2013|
Plus listening to him talk is like hearing china breaking.
His. Voice. Sucks.
Worse than Whitney Houston after a crack binge.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/29/2013|
"His. Voice. Sucks. Worse than Whitney Houston after a crack binge."
That crack is whack.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/29/2013|
R10, LBJ is supposed to have had the Biggest Dick in the Universe. Fairly well known, actually.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/29/2013|
You know, Whitney Houston on crack may be a better senator than Ted Cruz.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/29/2013|
"LBJ is supposed to have had the Biggest Dick in the Universe. Fairly well known, actually."
Yeah, and I ended up married to a Lady Bird instead of a Bluethroat, Woodpecker or Swallow.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/29/2013|
Why did you need to start this thread? Anyone who's ever looked at him knows he is one of the ugliest men who is photographed on a regular basis. Camera lenses must break every day from the sheer misery of capturing his image. I don't know how he can get up in the morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/29/2013|
You'll get no argument from me,op
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/29/2013|
LBJ wouldn't fuck anything that would produce Ted Cruz.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/29/2013|
He's got an ugly nose, nasty jowls and a hideous accent. He speaks like a slimey evangelical shyster, and his hair pattern is disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/29/2013|
He's the kind of smug fuck you just want to kick in his fat face, but there was a time where he was somewhat attractive (although he ruined the packaging with a terrible hairstyle):
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/29/2013|
Nice try, R23, we're not falling for it.
That man puts the pulse in repulsive.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/01/2015|
He's not even handsome if you get drunk, squint your eyes and tilt your head.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/01/2015|
I have never heard of him being called handsome, omg, the asshole looks like a weasel with that pointy nose, that ferrat voice. The man is seriously creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/01/2015|
He is the living incarnation of Sen. John Blutarsky, but more sexist and without the winsomeness.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/01/2015|
Oh yes he is, OP. Get a job, commies.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/01/2015|
He has "church lady" face.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/01/2015|
does not have a clean anus
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/01/2015|
He's as good looking as Obama.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/01/2015|
Karl Malden X Joe McCarthy
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/01/2015|
No, Obama's a lot better looking than Ted Cruz. He's not better looking than Cockgobbler Aaron Schock, if that makes you feel better, R33.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/01/2015|
Cruz wears too much eye makeup. Do you think he does that just when he expects to be on camera, or does he always do so?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/01/2015|
He looks like his face is melting.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/01/2015|
Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, Scott Brown, Mitt Romney - but they are dicks so?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/07/2015|
Blobby-faced, dumbo-eared, balding Marco Rubio is a 3 at best.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/07/2015|
The one with too much makeup is Boehner. Does anyone else think he dyes his eyelashes?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/07/2015|
Rick Perry is not handsome.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/07/2015|
Whoever does Ted Cruz's eye makeup should make Tammy Faye proud.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/07/2015|
I know some who think this is attractive. I'm not one of them. Partially because I'm not an idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/07/2015|
He reminds me of a character actor who I think was on Green Acres. He even sounds like him.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/08/2015|