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I misplaced my iPhone 5s last night.

After searching for it for an hour, I found it under a pile of clothes on my bed. I don't have a landline, so my iPhone 5s is my only link to the outside world. That hour without it seemed like eternity. Geez, it's don't realize how dependent you are on these devices until you lose them.

by Anonymousreply 2709/29/2013

Use the find my iphone App. It will send a loud signal until you find it.

by Anonymousreply 109/28/2013

Why didn't you use Find My Phone on your iPad?

by Anonymousreply 209/28/2013

OP, tell your iPhone every day that you love it. There will come a day when you won't get to say it anymore.

by Anonymousreply 309/28/2013

Ya' never miss the water 'til the well runs dry, bucko. Throw it in that bowl by the door as soon as yu come home, then you'll always know where it is.

by Anonymousreply 409/28/2013

You really found it necessary to mention the specific model number not just once but TWICE?

by Anonymousreply 509/28/2013

Why didn't you just go buy another one after looking for 15 minutes?

by Anonymousreply 609/28/2013

You can use an iPad or a computer to make the phone ring until you find it.

by Anonymousreply 709/28/2013

Not the brightest color in iOS 7 are we OP?

by Anonymousreply 809/28/2013

If you stand in line to buy the latest gadget, you've only got a few days where you can casually mention that you own said gadget and imagine that people somehow aren't thinking what a boob you must be.

by Anonymousreply 909/28/2013

What's on your iPhone's iPod?

by Anonymousreply 1009/28/2013

Fifteen minutes doing something? I'd have killed myself if it didn't require doing something.

by Anonymousreply 1109/28/2013

It would've sent you a shock if uou had just called it a phone.

by Anonymousreply 1209/28/2013

Bees you got da golts one?

by Anonymousreply 1309/28/2013

Easy on OP fellas... his 5s makes him ditzy.

by Anonymousreply 1409/28/2013

It's gold, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 1509/28/2013

This was so deep. Who needs Dalai Lama when we have OP.

by Anonymousreply 1609/28/2013

How you did it while sucking both thumbs is mystifying.

by Anonymousreply 1709/28/2013

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

by Anonymousreply 1809/28/2013

[quote]my iPhone 5s is my only link to the outside world. That hour without it seemed like eternity.

Mary, I'm choked with tears!

by Anonymousreply 1909/29/2013

Well, I can't imagine being TOO freaked if no one CALLED your friendless ass for an hour. I mean, you would have heard it ring, you know. So, probably not a lot of lost communication there. Angry Birds awaits!

by Anonymousreply 2009/29/2013

Find My iPhone works like magic. You're funny, OP. šŸ˜€

by Anonymousreply 2109/29/2013

That sounds really unhealthy and disturbing. Technology has made slaves of us all.

by Anonymousreply 2209/29/2013

Wow, OP. That sounds worse than 9/11. Do you have a gofundme page where we can send donations?

by Anonymousreply 2309/29/2013

I remember when I couldn't find my iPhone 5s, the gold one, which I had encased in a $700 pleather iPhone 5s case. Even though I had paid $900 for the lost iPhone insurance, I was planning to wave it around on the bus ride to work that day, and, now, none of my fellow commuters could see what I've been saving up for four years for.

Who can forget that day. The sky was so blue.

by Anonymousreply 2409/29/2013

Another well spent $18.

by Anonymousreply 2509/29/2013

OP probably had his iPhone stolen at the anonymous gang bang with seven strangers he participated in. You think I am making this up...

by Anonymousreply 2609/29/2013

R13 You are a font of cleverness!

by Anonymousreply 2709/29/2013
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