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California vanishes!

Creating Thread By Reqeust: I have, all my life, had a fantasy that one day, the entire state of California would just slide into the ocean and disappear.

Inspired by the Fukushima radiation hitting California.

by Anonymousreply 4909/28/2013

Learn to dream bigger!

by Anonymousreply 209/26/2013

It's like the 70s Superman film. Lex Luthor's desert property in Nevada and Arizona is finally beachfront!

by Anonymousreply 309/26/2013

The California of my youth has already disappeared. It isn't going to end well.

by Anonymousreply 409/26/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 509/26/2013

"Learn to swim..."

by Anonymousreply 709/26/2013

Yes, can we sink Florida first?

by Anonymousreply 809/26/2013

a more amusing version with disaster footage:

by Anonymousreply 909/26/2013

If we lose Florida, won't the US be emasculated?

by Anonymousreply 1009/26/2013

Actually if you run the simulations online that rise sea level as is expected in the next 40 years most of southern Florida is under water.

by Anonymousreply 1109/26/2013

CA needs to call an exterminator.

by Anonymousreply 1209/26/2013

"Flyovers" don't dream of California's demise, asshole. East coasters are the combatants in this battle.

by Anonymousreply 1509/26/2013

R13 is delusional on so many levels.

by Anonymousreply 1709/26/2013

California—the state—is an awesome place. It's the Californians that I wish would all fall into the ocean.

by Anonymousreply 1909/26/2013

I remember this one from my youth.

by Anonymousreply 2109/26/2013

I have lived in Texas all my life--Austin for over a decade--and can tell you I have only ever heard this in the media, never from another Texan. Indeed, they are self-centered and often self-righteous, but this belief that people in Texas are the all-evil cunts that you dream up is as much of an indication of your own need to belittle and degrade others as it is a reflection of their thoughts on you. I don't think people spend all that much time worrying about what other people are up to, quite honestly. I know I don't give a flying fuck about what you think or whether you fall into the ocean or not.

by Anonymousreply 2209/26/2013

The irony is that while cinema loves to make east and west coast cities get destroyed because all the iconic architecture makes for a good visual (see the video montage & Tool song linked above), statistically, flyover states are the hardest hit by natural disasters.

It's just boring to watch.

by Anonymousreply 2309/26/2013

[quote]California—the state—is an awesome place. It's the Californians that I wish would all fall into the ocean.

THIS. Beautiful place on a postcard. The people ruin it.

by Anonymousreply 2609/26/2013

Yes, please just wash away all the people - let the coyotes and lizards and roadrunners stay!

by Anonymousreply 2709/27/2013

Um, R25, that's applicable anywhere, you snoot.

by Anonymousreply 2809/27/2013

Or the big quake could do some damage due to the San Andreas fault. I've got my life raft ready in case we break off .

by Anonymousreply 3009/27/2013

I read that "Last Days of the Late GreatState" years ago. All I remember is a scene at the Oscars, and most of the nominees were missing because they'd been killed.

This was a time when people believed that California could actually break off and slide into the ocean, which has since been disproved.

by Anonymousreply 3109/27/2013

That'll be the day I move back to Annandale.

by Anonymousreply 3209/27/2013

And I'm never going back to my old school.

by Anonymousreply 3309/27/2013

I'm sure R25 understands that there is a growing income gap across the country but he's not wrong in what he writes. Major companies have been steadily leaving the state over the past few decades for tax friendly pastures leaving behind swaths of economically depressed regions and the recession and housing crash only worsened things. There are a few economically stable areas (the Bay Area, LA) but try purchasing property and thriving or growing as a middle class earner. You can't.

by Anonymousreply 3409/27/2013

Which will give you cancer...

by Anonymousreply 3609/27/2013

[quote]Of course, California represents every racist Republican white cunt's worst nightmare come true: the most diverse, progressive multicultural state in the nation filled with minorities and gays. Ooooh, how scary.

That's pretty funny.

California the state that gave us: Richard Nixon Ronald Reagan Arnold Schwarzenegger LAPD (Rodney King) Prop 8 Prop 21 Prop 209

Yeah, looks like CA is closer to a "racist Republican white cunt's" wet dream.

by Anonymousreply 3909/27/2013

This is obviously another in the long tired line of NY vs. Cali. threads. Girls, you're both self-important.

by Anonymousreply 4109/27/2013

California is a very conservative place outside of its metropolitan areas.

by Anonymousreply 4309/27/2013

I'd definitely trade Cali falling into the sea for New York City falling into the sea. Buh-bye NYC!

by Anonymousreply 4409/27/2013

Tried to warn you about Chino and Daddy Gee.

by Anonymousreply 4709/27/2013

black people in Cali did feel put upon but in my experience they were wrong. Certainly racism is far worse in other places.

by Anonymousreply 4909/28/2013
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