Natalie Green defects!
Natalie Green, longtime pickle wrangler at Peekskill gourmet emporium Edna's Edibles, has left local tongues wagging by reportedly ankling proprietress Garrett and her galpals for a competing shop! Green's been seen charging for cheeses and chatting up homosexuals at Beekman 1802, an upstate upstart slinging saleables strikingly similar to Garrett's goodies.
When called for comment, Edibles' mouthpiece Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey replied, "There's gonna be troublllllle!"
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/01/2013|
I didn't know they sold Polka Spot wares! I wonder if they're knitted using her own hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/26/2013|
Josh, you're writing is one note and soooooo obvious.
Stop. Just stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/26/2013|
It's all good.
We went out of the gourmet snack shop business back in '85.
Jo saw the future earnings potential in assorted knick-knacks and gag gifts.
I guess you could say we got in Over Our Heads.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/26/2013|
Kudos, OP! That was great.
R2? Learn the proper use of your, you're, etc. before attempting pointless bitchery. Thank you!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/26/2013|
I always wondered if the novelty boutique stocked drug paraphernalia and sex aids in the back. Phyllis seemed much more pro-Bong than Mrs. Garret.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/26/2013|
You all thought Mrs. G bought all those cucumbers for salads...but notice how you never ate any?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/26/2013|
You forgot the comma after 'Green' in your thread title.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/26/2013|
This is as traumatic as when I found out Ann Miller was picking up some hours at The Pig.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/01/2013|