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Natalie Green defects!

Natalie Green, longtime pickle wrangler at Peekskill gourmet emporium Edna's Edibles, has left local tongues wagging by reportedly ankling proprietress Garrett and her galpals for a competing shop! Green's been seen charging for cheeses and chatting up homosexuals at Beekman 1802, an upstate upstart slinging saleables strikingly similar to Garrett's goodies.

When called for comment, Edibles' mouthpiece Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey replied, "There's gonna be troublllllle!"

by Anonymousreply 910/01/2013

I didn't know they sold Polka Spot wares! I wonder if they're knitted using her own hair.

by Anonymousreply 109/26/2013

Josh, you're writing is one note and soooooo obvious.

Stop. Just stop.


by Anonymousreply 209/26/2013

It's all good.

We went out of the gourmet snack shop business back in '85.

Jo saw the future earnings potential in assorted knick-knacks and gag gifts.

I guess you could say we got in Over Our Heads.

by Anonymousreply 309/26/2013

Kudos, OP! That was great.

R2? Learn the proper use of your, you're, etc. before attempting pointless bitchery. Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 409/26/2013

I always wondered if the novelty boutique stocked drug paraphernalia and sex aids in the back. Phyllis seemed much more pro-Bong than Mrs. Garret.

by Anonymousreply 509/26/2013

You all thought Mrs. G bought all those cucumbers for salads...but notice how you never ate any?

by Anonymousreply 609/26/2013

You forgot the comma after 'Green' in your thread title.

by Anonymousreply 709/26/2013

This is as traumatic as when I found out Ann Miller was picking up some hours at The Pig.

by Anonymousreply 810/01/2013
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