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A stranger just called me "Muscles"

I was standing with another guy waiting for the elevator in my building. As we were about to get on, the other guy gestures for me to go first and then says "you go first, Muscles." What a compliment! I've been taking creatine and going pretty intense at the weights lately, so I'm beyond thrilled that all that hard work has been paying off. This stranger made my day, and I just wanted to share this with my DL friends.

PS, I'm no muscle mary. I'm pretty masculine.

by Walking on Air!reply 5209/30/2013

Were you shirtless?

by Walking on Air!reply 109/26/2013

If you were "walking on air" over that comment, I'm afraid you are, indeed, a MARY!

by Walking on Air!reply 209/26/2013

He was more likely mocking you.

by Walking on Air!reply 309/26/2013

Pics pls.

by Walking on Air!reply 409/26/2013

Are you posting from the '50s, OP?

by Walking on Air!reply 509/26/2013

WW for wisdom from R2.

by Walking on Air!reply 609/26/2013

Was it really necessary to make some comment about how you are actually quite masculine?

The one thing I know for sure is you are actually quite insecure.

by Walking on Air!reply 709/26/2013

You have a DL membership, yet you claim you're masculine?

Let me guess;

you only collect the really butch American Girls

you only let him fuck you on the first date if it's Digiorno quality or better

you own the Mini Countryman S, not the Mini Cooper

by Walking on Air!reply 809/26/2013

Good for you.

by Walking on Air!reply 909/26/2013

You should have reciprocated by obviously staring at his crotch, licking your lips and purring, "yum."

by Walking on Air!reply 1009/26/2013

OP, it was not a compliment. He was mocking you.

by Walking on Air!reply 1109/26/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Walking on Air!reply 1209/26/2013

Next week we'll hear about how a saleslady called him "sailor."

by Walking on Air!reply 1309/26/2013

I was affectionately nicknamed lord God king Boo Foo in high school.

by Walking on Air!reply 1409/26/2013

Are you sure he didn't say "You first, missy"?

You know, ladies first and all that.

by Walking on Air!reply 1509/26/2013

Thrilled...

Walking on air..,

I'm not a muscle Mary...

Whatever you may or may not be, you certainly have a knack for irony, accidental or otherwise.

by Walking on Air!reply 1609/26/2013

You probably misheard him saying "princess" under his breath.

by Walking on Air!reply 1709/26/2013

He said "HUSTLE" because you were blocking the elevator by walking slow and showing a Big Mac down your gullet.

by Walking on Air!reply 1809/26/2013

atta girl

by Walking on Air!reply 2109/26/2013

What were you wearing OP?

by Walking on Air!reply 2209/26/2013

"You first, Muscles" is "Move it along, toots." in a jockstrap. That's all.

by Walking on Air!reply 2409/26/2013

I saw the OP, he's pretty hot.

by Walking on Air!reply 2609/26/2013

Are you sure you don't smell like steamed mussels? He might have meant that.

by Walking on Air!reply 2809/26/2013

Reminds me of the time in high school when a guy called me "pretty boy" as he was throwing me into a locker. I was so thrilled, I ignored the padlock jammed in my back.

by Walking on Air!reply 3009/27/2013

Did you rush to a mirror, or do you just carry one?

by Walking on Air!reply 3109/27/2013

Let me guess, you walked out of your penny loafers.

by Walking on Air!reply 3209/27/2013

He probably thought that goiter on your neck was trapazoids.

by Walking on Air!reply 3409/27/2013

Darlin'...

by Walking on Air!reply 3509/27/2013

You first, Mussy!

by Walking on Air!reply 3909/28/2013

Enjoy is while you can, OP.

by Walking on Air!reply 4109/28/2013

This thread is hilarious. I rarely laugh out loud at the posts here anymore. Thanks DL.

Indeed, WW for R2.

by Walking on Air!reply 4209/28/2013

I have a feeling that's how it was intended...

Nothing is more obvious than guys with muscle bloat as overcompensation for something.

Taking creatine is not only like cheating, it's stupid for your health and produces unnatural looking builds.

No wonder you're walking on air - you probably look inflated.

by Walking on Air!reply 4309/28/2013

The pianist for the Linguine Sisters was body builder, Mussels Marinara.

by Walking on Air!reply 4409/28/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Walking on Air!reply 4509/28/2013

No muscle Mary - he prefers to be called Marguerite.

by Walking on Air!reply 4609/28/2013

OP:

by Walking on Air!reply 4709/28/2013

Just after you've broken your back to blow yourself up like a poisoned dog.

by Walking on Air!reply 4809/28/2013

He called you mussels?

I get called lobster boy, alot.

Maybe we should get together and make a stew.

by Walking on Air!reply 4909/30/2013

Lookin' HAWT, Mister OP!!!!

by Walking on Air!reply 5009/30/2013

Stage people are special!

by Walking on Air!reply 5109/30/2013

They say that cheerleader with Downs from Texas is quite muscular - frighteningly strong.

by Walking on Air!reply 5209/30/2013
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