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"It's hard to believe that Madonna..."

Finish this sentence.

by Anonymousreply 5509/27/2013

is still relevant in the gay community.

by Anonymousreply 109/26/2013

...generates umpteen threads on DataLounge...daily.

by Anonymousreply 209/26/2013

...still fascinates to the point of obsession the nutcases on DL who claim that she's irrelevant and who apparently hate her.

by Anonymousreply 309/26/2013

..... is still erect.

by Anonymousreply 409/26/2013

has had a successful career in music for 31 years. She should have been over after that Sex Book attention whoring rip off.

by Anonymousreply 509/26/2013

... won an academy award for best actress.

by Anonymousreply 609/26/2013

pussy hasn't fallen out yet

by Anonymousreply 709/26/2013

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by Anonymousreply 809/26/2013

made her ex-husband Guy Ritchie get circumcised

by Anonymousreply 909/26/2013

Slept with Warren Beatty's withered cock in her mouth

by Anonymousreply 1009/26/2013

Bought my Beverly Hills home , and took out all my lavender, in the front yard

by Anonymousreply 1109/26/2013

was immacualately conceived.

by Anonymousreply 1209/26/2013

....wasn't Christina.

by Anonymousreply 1309/26/2013

Christina Who?

by Anonymousreply 1409/26/2013

can stay alive, now that nothing's left but the connective tissue.

by Anonymousreply 1509/26/2013

can still move her face.

by Anonymousreply 1609/26/2013

Lived on my block last winter and I had no idea until a few weeks ago.

by Anonymousreply 1709/26/2013

never fixed those fugly, jacked up teeth. No, they don't give her appearance "character"; they're an eyesore.

by Anonymousreply 1809/26/2013

Didn't star in Death Becomes Her.

by Anonymousreply 1909/26/2013

r19 i think she is living it.

by Anonymousreply 2009/26/2013

Hasn't died of syphilis yet.

by Anonymousreply 2109/26/2013

...is not a man.

by Anonymousreply 2209/26/2013

eats Greek yogurt whilst sitting on the loo and then hides the empty containers in the water tank!

by Anonymousreply 2309/26/2013

Finish the sentence? But that IS a sentence.

by Anonymousreply 2409/26/2013

...has a head.

by Anonymousreply 2509/26/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2609/26/2013

..hasn't won an oscar! She's the Meryl Streep of Pop Music!

by Anonymousreply 2709/26/2013

[quote]Finish this sentence.

It seems complete to me.

by Anonymousreply 2809/26/2013

consumes oxygen that others could use.

by Anonymousreply 2909/26/2013

is still able to confuse any of the public that she A) is talented B) is a kind, caring woman and C) is original

by Anonymousreply 3009/26/2013

You take that back, R31! She bought several African babies!

by Anonymousreply 3109/26/2013

When my people bought them we were called "Slave Owners". Tell Madge to do a PSA for us.

by Anonymousreply 3209/26/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3309/26/2013

Can't Raquel afford wigs that look like real hair?

by Anonymousreply 3409/26/2013

hasn't eaten her children.

by Anonymousreply 3509/26/2013

... hasn't had her Screen Actors Guild card revoked.

by Anonymousreply 3609/26/2013

... exists.

by Anonymousreply 3709/26/2013

Is still pretentious, snobby, and bitchy than ever!

by Anonymousreply 3809/26/2013

is Jesus' mom.

by Anonymousreply 3909/26/2013

became a big star with so little looks and talent

by Anonymousreply 4009/26/2013

R42 - Not nagging, just a minor correction. She has ZERO talent.

by Anonymousreply 4109/26/2013

.......hasn't succumbed to gonorrhea.

by Anonymousreply 4209/26/2013

...still doesn't get that she's one of the worst actresses to hit the screen. Even her "good" work is stiff and amateurish, and by that I mean A League Of Their Own and nothing else.

by Anonymousreply 4309/26/2013

Out-lasted all of her competitors.

by Anonymousreply 4409/26/2013

....paid $40 million for property in New York, when in her youth she could have bought it for mere trinkets from the Native Americans.

by Anonymousreply 4509/26/2013

... can't believe how many Natives she screwed for said trinkets. (But you know she was in on that Smallpox racket.)

by Anonymousreply 4609/26/2013

Has such ugly hands

by Anonymousreply 4709/27/2013

is revered by so many other pop stars.

by Anonymousreply 4809/27/2013

...isn't pulping "Mommie Dearest 2"

by Anonymousreply 4909/27/2013

...isn't a mafia don.

by Anonymousreply 5009/27/2013

...wouldn't shoot up shopping malls if she swapped Kabbalah for Allah.

by Anonymousreply 5109/27/2013

...installed a gold tooth, like a lucky rat.

by Anonymousreply 5209/27/2013

...seriously lost the game in the early 2000s. She was supposed to be the Mother of Reinvention, but she's been stuck on Dominatrix mode for way too long, and she's way to old for it now.

It's hard to believe that Madonna didn't evolve a more suitable persona by this stage. It's hard to believe she turned out to be the one-trick pony everyone accused her if being.

by Anonymousreply 5309/27/2013
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