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Norman took a wife?

by Anonymousreply 60009/29/2013

Some snowy night, in front of the fire.

by Anonymousreply 109/25/2013

With all my heart, I still love the man I killed...

by Anonymousreply 209/25/2013

"I wonder if I know what you mean."

"I wonder if you wonder."

by Anonymousreply 309/26/2013

Honey, don't be weird.

by Anonymousreply 409/26/2013

When General Motors has to go to the bathroom ten times a day, the whole country's ready to let go.

by Anonymousreply 509/26/2013

"I'm Ethel Toffelmier, the pianola girl."

by Anonymousreply 609/26/2013

Go suck a fuck.

by Anonymousreply 709/26/2013

#1 Pyscho

#3 Double Indemnity

I don't like to follow rules

by Anonymousreply 809/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 909/26/2013

Hey lady, wanna fuck.

by Anonymousreply 1009/26/2013

He didn't get out of the cock-a-doody car.

by Anonymousreply 1109/26/2013

Rome is a very old city. Three-thousand years. How old are you? Fifty?

by Anonymousreply 1209/26/2013

She was a home breaker. She was a man-eater. And she was a *bad* actress.

by Anonymousreply 1309/26/2013

Double dumbass on you!

by Anonymousreply 1409/26/2013

If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.

by Anonymousreply 1509/26/2013

"Lick me, all of you!"

by Anonymousreply 1609/26/2013

"Fuck my nasty hole!"

by Anonymousreply 1709/26/2013

Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?

by Anonymousreply 1809/26/2013

Why would I want you to step in dog shit?

by Anonymousreply 1909/26/2013

He's going to be sucking his way through town!

by Anonymousreply 2009/26/2013

Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?

by Anonymousreply 2109/26/2013

I didn't ask for the anal probe. I didn't ASK for the anal probe. *I* didn't ask for the anal probe. I didn't ask for the ANAL probe.

by Anonymousreply 2209/26/2013

I don't like tea.

by Anonymousreply 2309/26/2013

"Consistency is not really a human trait."

by Anonymousreply 2409/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 2509/26/2013


"He's a clean old man."

"I love you guys."

by Anonymousreply 2609/26/2013

The reason these things happen is because the world is full of people who, when these things happen, just say "These things happen." And that's why they happen!

by Anonymousreply 2709/26/2013

Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!

by Anonymousreply 2809/26/2013

"Well, I don't think he does. This guy in the morgue, whoever he is. He's got kind of…does the phrase 'needle-dick' 'the bug fuckah' mean anything to you?"

by Anonymousreply 2909/26/2013

Well, THAT'S the pot calling the kettle bezh...

by Anonymousreply 3009/26/2013

Aren't you neat, Agnes.

by Anonymousreply 3109/26/2013

Jungle red!

by Anonymousreply 3209/26/2013

She's so over the hill, she's below sea level!

by Anonymousreply 3309/26/2013

You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.

by Anonymousreply 3409/26/2013

Why would he want to kill you in public?

by Anonymousreply 3509/26/2013

R3, are you sure don't mean?

"I doubt that you doubt it."

by Anonymousreply 3609/26/2013

Oh, you're not going to do anything. Now drive on, you big, stupid idiot.

by Anonymousreply 3709/26/2013

How vivid!

by Anonymousreply 3809/26/2013

uh, [R30]... don't you mean "beige"?

by Anonymousreply 3909/26/2013

Take them. For without them, you are like a walking light-bulb, waiting to be screwed.

by Anonymousreply 4009/26/2013

Come with us quietly, Rosemary.

by Anonymousreply 4109/26/2013

I hope his pecker falls off and he gets a permanent case of the clap.

by Anonymousreply 4209/26/2013

Hey pool boy!

by Anonymousreply 4309/26/2013

"...for a niggardly sum... [looks at nearby black woman] Sorry."

by Anonymousreply 4409/26/2013

He'll suck your box until your nose bleeds.

by Anonymousreply 4509/26/2013

"It's lonely up there on that white horse."

by Anonymousreply 4609/26/2013

"Don't fuck with me, fellas!"

by Anonymousreply 4709/26/2013

I don't want to fish. I wanna fuck.

by Anonymousreply 4809/26/2013

"Saw this in a movie once. Guy signed his wife's insurance policy, then he bumped her off."

by Anonymousreply 4909/26/2013

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"

by Anonymousreply 5009/26/2013

"We met at the intersexual, the homosection, the intersection."

by Anonymousreply 5109/26/2013

Back off, man, I'm a scientist!

by Anonymousreply 5209/26/2013

everywhere you went, I had a restaurant.

by Anonymousreply 5309/26/2013

The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina!

by Anonymousreply 5409/26/2013

....everything but the hound dogs snappin' at her rear end.....

by Anonymousreply 5509/26/2013

Oh, piss boy...

by Anonymousreply 5609/26/2013

"Johnny hates Sylvia. He says he'd like to do her nails right down to the wrist with a big buzz saw".

by Anonymousreply 5709/26/2013

I can see your dirty pillows.

by Anonymousreply 5809/26/2013

And stop calling me Shirley.

by Anonymousreply 5909/26/2013

"..but she's so dumb they almost had to burn the schoolhouse down to get her out of it!"

by Anonymousreply 6009/26/2013

Catholics only. I wish we weren't bound by these prejudices,but unfortunately we are.

by Anonymousreply 6109/26/2013

"I'm somebody else. I'm white---white---WHITE!"

by Anonymousreply 6209/26/2013

Who the fuck do you think you are? Don't you know who I am? I'll have you fired!

by Anonymousreply 6309/26/2013

"That little whore makes me feel nine feet tall!"

by Anonymousreply 6409/26/2013

"Moe, Larry, cheese!"

by Anonymousreply 6509/26/2013

Buck would have never been in the hospital!

by Anonymousreply 6609/26/2013

[Slim kisses Steve]

Steve: What did you do that for?

Slim: I've been wondering if I'd like it.

Steve: What's the decision?

Slim: I don't know yet.

[They kiss again]

Slim: It's even better when you help.

by Anonymousreply 6709/26/2013

"Thank you, sir! May I have another?"

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

by Anonymousreply 6809/26/2013

"My mother - a waitress."

by Anonymousreply 6909/26/2013

When I married, I didn't realize that in the Czerny family there was a streak of... shall we say, eccentricity? And yet, I had warning. Why else should his grandfather have sent me, as an engagement present, one roller skate - covered with Thousand Island dressing?

by Anonymousreply 7009/26/2013

He's dead now. But last night? Complete blur. Couldn't you just die?

by Anonymousreply 7109/26/2013

Frederick: No, Mabel! A terrible disclosure's just been made!

Mabel: Then zip it up!

by Anonymousreply 7209/26/2013

Oh, that's tacky. That's [italic]really[/italic] tacky.

by Anonymousreply 7309/26/2013

Mabel: Frederic, you're not gay, are you?

Frederic: [high voice] No!

[clears throat and in a lower voice]

Frederic: No.

Mabel: The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.

Frederic: Mabel!

Mabel: Hey! I'm not prejudiced. I mean, what does this country have a navy for? Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!

by Anonymousreply 7409/26/2013

You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

by Anonymousreply 7509/26/2013

"Can you turn the TV on?"

by Anonymousreply 7609/26/2013

He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms!

by Anonymousreply 7709/26/2013

Absolutely not. The combination of morphine and alcohol would've been enough to sink the Titanic.

by Anonymousreply 7809/26/2013

You see... I don't leave my diamonds in the soap dish... and when the time comes when nobody desires me... for myself... I'd rather not be... desired... at all.

by Anonymousreply 7909/26/2013

Touch the skin, honey. Touch the skin, darling. Touch all of this skin.

by Anonymousreply 8009/26/2013

"Oh, you know I really am fascinated by aviation. I never knew they did it all with rubber bands."

by Anonymousreply 8109/26/2013

Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm SAYING excuse me!!!

by Anonymousreply 8209/26/2013

We have so much in common -- we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

by Anonymousreply 8309/26/2013

I'm not gonna fuckin debate you, Jerry!

by Anonymousreply 8409/26/2013

You ask how to fight an idea. I will tell you: with another idea!

by Anonymousreply 8509/26/2013

"I say who, I say where, I say...WHO!!"

by Anonymousreply 8609/26/2013

Just because a woman meets a man in a bar room doesn't mean he's your pa.

by Anonymousreply 8709/26/2013

[quote]I can see your dirty pillows.

"Boobies, Mama...they're called boobies and every woman has them"

Oh wait, I think I'm mixing up two different movies.

by Anonymousreply 8809/26/2013

It must be nice to always think you're the smartest person in the room. To always think you know better.

No, it's awful.

by Anonymousreply 8909/26/2013

"Would you mind waiting over there with the gifts?"

by Anonymousreply 9009/26/2013

And say what? "Will you please remove your dick from my ass?!"

by Anonymousreply 9109/26/2013

You floor-scrubbing old hag... you ain't got nothing on me... and even if you did, who'd believe you?

by Anonymousreply 9209/26/2013

You're overwrought, madam. I've opened a window for you. A little air will do you good.

by Anonymousreply 9309/26/2013

You look like a piece of chalk! You make him feed you, love...

by Anonymousreply 9409/26/2013

Do you think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass???

by Anonymousreply 9509/26/2013

Nothing human disgusts me unless it's unkind.

by Anonymousreply 9609/26/2013

"oh to hell with em...let em droop!"

by Anonymousreply 9709/26/2013

They love me in Berlin, baby!

by Anonymousreply 9809/26/2013

"Would it be too much to ask for a little excitement? I mean I wouldn't want you to break a sweat or anything."

by Anonymousreply 9909/26/2013

If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.

by Anonymousreply 10009/26/2013

"Oh, this is really swell. I'm going to tell. Oh, I am. I'm going to tell!"

by Anonymousreply 10109/26/2013

"Oh, you're Sly."

by Anonymousreply 10209/26/2013

I tried to push her out of a window once in Little Rock.

by Anonymousreply 10309/26/2013

I'm not a madame! I'm a concierge! My husband used to be the concierge, but he's dead, so now I'm the concierge!

by Anonymousreply 10409/26/2013

remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.

by Anonymousreply 10509/26/2013

Moving out again huh joe, don't I even get a goodbye this time?

by Anonymousreply 10609/26/2013

Ladies and gentlemen....Esther Hoffman Howard

by Anonymousreply 10709/26/2013

"I was nuts about him. Know what he did to me. First he gave me a phony name. Second, he was already married. Third, the minute the preacher said amen, he never did another tap of work. Then he stole my TV set and gave it to a car hop. When I asked him about that, he hit me with a chicken."

by Anonymousreply 10809/26/2013

You see darlin'.... you ARE a whore.

by Anonymousreply 10909/26/2013

"Hey - remember that guy you pretended to be married to in Atlantic City? He's DEAD."

"I coulda told ya that in Atlantic City."

by Anonymousreply 11009/26/2013

You know how bitchy fags can be.

by Anonymousreply 11109/26/2013

I wasn't there, Mr. Barker. I can only go on the evidence of my own eyes. We're talking about my baby daughter here... NOT. SOME. OBJECT!

by Anonymousreply 11209/26/2013

I bet you've never seen an [italic]OLEANDER[/italic] in your life.

by Anonymousreply 11309/26/2013

The dogs approve of you. They only approve of murderers and perverts. Which one are you?

by Anonymousreply 11409/26/2013

What knockers!

by Anonymousreply 11509/26/2013

I'm writing you a check. You've seen me write checks before.

by Anonymousreply 11609/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 11709/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 11809/26/2013

Laugh it up, Fuzzball.

by Anonymousreply 11909/26/2013

I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 12009/26/2013

"Well, nobody's perfect!"

by Anonymousreply 12109/26/2013

Dear, do you like it when they shave their assholes?

by Anonymousreply 12209/26/2013

Here it is ... one hell of a rotten face!

by Anonymousreply 12309/26/2013

Will you just please go to the end of the pulpit!

What for?

I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale.

Foreground, my ass!

by Anonymousreply 12409/26/2013

Sometimes I take a picture that isn't like me. But I took it so it is like me. It has to be. I put those pictures away.

by Anonymousreply 12509/26/2013

VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA! Does that word do ANYTHING for you???

by Anonymousreply 12609/26/2013

I've got a girl whose pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine.

by Anonymousreply 12709/26/2013

"I think your the fucking Anti-Christ"

by Anonymousreply 12809/26/2013

R39, I quoted it as Harold delivered it.

by Anonymousreply 12909/26/2013

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.

by Anonymousreply 13009/26/2013

I am the Walrus! John Lennon said that. I could be the Walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off my friends.

by Anonymousreply 13109/26/2013

It's that disco everybody's talking about!

by Anonymousreply 13209/26/2013

Weathermen don't get the kinda pussy I got. I got that PEANUT BUTTER PUSSY—brown, smooth, and easy to spread!

by Anonymousreply 13309/26/2013

"This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay."

by Anonymousreply 13409/26/2013

You'll sleep with anyone, won't you?

Well....yes... but I do have my preferences!

by Anonymousreply 13509/26/2013

OK, some of THEM are going home t'day.

by Anonymousreply 13609/26/2013

It's like the daytime didn't want to end, isn't it? It's like the daytime was gonna put up a big scrap, set the world on fire to keep the night from creeping on.

by Anonymousreply 13709/26/2013

If I'm a bitch, yo momma's a bitch, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 13809/26/2013

"Mmm hmmm. The San Quentin Country Club. With a cute little rear end like that, you'll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card'll be filled every day. You'll be so popular, making all kinds of new, close friends. Big, ugly, hairy friends! Not that you'll ever see what they look like ... 'cause you'll be facing the other way!"

by Anonymousreply 13909/26/2013

Just for R133: "As soon as that camera is off he gonna fuck that little dawg.... Dawg fucker!"

by Anonymousreply 14009/26/2013

Ever since I came here, you've done nothin' but treat me like shit. Who the hell do you think you are? Yeah, I was a dance-hall girl, but what makes YOU so high and mighty? You own a whorehouse! A [italic]whorehouse[/italic] -- and with only three whores in it! One of 'em is just a senile old cow -- no offense, honey -- and the other one's so new at it, she doesn't know which end to use! So what does that make [italic]you[/italic]? THE ONLY WHORE IN CHILE VERDE!

by Anonymousreply 14109/26/2013

What are you going to do, charge me with smoking?

by Anonymousreply 14209/26/2013

I don't see how they do that. I could never eat a bug.

by Anonymousreply 14309/26/2013

Who were these men?

Who were these men? I wanted to be a NURSE!

by Anonymousreply 14409/26/2013

You were in Dames at Sea!

by Anonymousreply 14509/26/2013

The prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges.

by Anonymousreply 14609/26/2013

Congratulations on your colon transplant.

by Anonymousreply 14709/26/2013

Remember, honey, on your wedding day it's all right to say "yes."

by Anonymousreply 14809/26/2013

He was a marvelous painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon.

by Anonymousreply 14909/26/2013

Lady Beekman: You'll find I mean business!

Dorothy Shaw: Oh, really? Then why are you wearing that hat?

by Anonymousreply 15009/26/2013

You liquidated her! Very resourceful!

by Anonymousreply 15109/26/2013

Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.

by Anonymousreply 15209/26/2013

You ever see that show, Gossip Girl? Mmm...I watched an episode last night. I fingered myself so hard to that Penn Badgley guy, broke a nail.

by Anonymousreply 15309/26/2013

I have always fond girls fragrant in any phase of the moon.

by Anonymousreply 15409/26/2013

Mutual, I'm sure!

by Anonymousreply 15509/26/2013

I gotta winky-tink.

by Anonymousreply 15609/26/2013

A part in a play... you'd do all that, just for a part in a play?

by Anonymousreply 15709/26/2013

And then what, after supper? Music? Whispers?

by Anonymousreply 15809/26/2013

He's grown greedier over the years. Before he only wanted my money; now he wants my love as well. Well, he came to the wrong house - and he came twice. I shall see that he does not come a third time.

by Anonymousreply 15909/26/2013

What does he do? Oh, he's just in business, you know, the way men are.

by Anonymousreply 16009/26/2013

One usual has to go to bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature

by Anonymousreply 16109/26/2013

Catholics only, Miss. I'm afraid that we're bound by these prejudices.

by Anonymousreply 16209/26/2013

Well, well. I've escorted six husbands to the eternal threshold and come back alone without them. Now it's my turn. I've no choice but to do it, but I want to do it alone. I don't want to be escorted. I want to go forth alone. And you... you counted on touching my heart because you knew I was dying. Well, you miscalculated with this one. The milk train doesn't stop here anymore.

by Anonymousreply 16309/26/2013

Finally, [bold]do[/bold] remember to tolerate your friends’ friends, however alien and peculiar they may seem to you. Don’t despise minorities. Smother malice. Strangle violence. Suppress prejudice. Hate hate. Be tolerant today!

by Anonymousreply 16409/26/2013

"To be," Robin: Prime Minister "to be." I haven't asked him yet.

by Anonymousreply 16509/26/2013

“…I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.”

by Anonymousreply 16609/26/2013

He came back with the same lines and the same silly phrases.

by Anonymousreply 16709/26/2013

Are my eyes really brown?

by Anonymousreply 16809/26/2013

I've always been known to have a stack of style I tell ya.

by Anonymousreply 16909/26/2013

It matters, Mr. Crawford.

by Anonymousreply 17009/26/2013

You are protected by the enormity of your stupidity.

Put the bunny in the box.

Everybody uses everybody.

The minutes will fly like hours.

One night while I was sleeping, my wife set fire to me. Eight months later, our marriage was falling apart.

by Anonymousreply 17109/26/2013

You got the same wig I got?


You got same the same dress I got?


Then shut up!

by Anonymousreply 17209/26/2013

Because he was a drunk, you're a drunk. Because he loved women, you're a tramp. But you forget one thing: he did it with style.

by Anonymousreply 17309/26/2013

Miss Fern dyes her hair!

by Anonymousreply 17409/26/2013

Listen... I'm tired of your chickenshit games! I don't want hints... I need to know what you know.

by Anonymousreply 17509/26/2013

I'm sorry to differ with you, sir, but you are the caretaker. You have always been the caretaker. I should know, sir. I've always been here.

by Anonymousreply 17609/26/2013

"Let's go, Chris. There's pee on the floor." (hisses)

by Anonymousreply 17709/26/2013

"What's happening? What's happening? WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

by Anonymousreply 17809/26/2013

That there is Cundalini. And Cundalini wants his hand back.

by Anonymousreply 17909/26/2013

Well, Rick is the kind of man that... well, if I were a woman, (and I were not around,) I should be in love with Rick...

by Anonymousreply 18009/26/2013

Va où je vais, le Magnifique! Va! Va! Va!

by Anonymousreply 18109/26/2013

"Novelties and notions--what kinda notions you got?"

BTW--I love you, R148.

by Anonymousreply 18209/26/2013

A bitch is no match for a lady except in a brass bed, honey, and sometimes not even there.

by Anonymousreply 18309/26/2013

"You know sheriff, we had an elephant in our carnival with a memory like that. He went after a keeper that he'd held a grudge against for almost 15 years. Had to be shot. You just wouldn't believe how much trouble it is to dispose of a dead elephant."

by Anonymousreply 18409/26/2013

As god is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!

by Anonymousreply 18509/26/2013

I'm never going into that jungle again. I gotta remember - never get outta the boat. Never get outta the boat.

by Anonymousreply 18609/26/2013

What do people say if I thumb my nose at them? What do people say if I walk down the street with little pink panties on? What do I care what people say!

by Anonymousreply 18709/26/2013

"I don't hate women. I just...hate the way they are."

by Anonymousreply 18809/26/2013

If you've nothing more to say, then pray [italic]scat[/italic]!

by Anonymousreply 18909/26/2013

Roll roll roll in za hay

by Anonymousreply 19009/26/2013

Wouldn't it be a little too much if we both grinned at her like idiots?

by Anonymousreply 19109/26/2013

Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.

by Anonymousreply 19209/26/2013

"Look, why don't you stop pressing? Mrs. Crandall might have been interested in in your product, but Mrs. Markham is not."

by Anonymousreply 19309/26/2013

So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 19409/26/2013

You aren't very clever, are you? I like that in a man.

by Anonymousreply 19509/26/2013

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

by Anonymousreply 19609/26/2013

Oh, really? Did she like it?

[italic]Oh, really? Did she like it?[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 19709/26/2013

Shoot straight you bastards, don't make a mess of it!

by Anonymousreply 19809/26/2013

You're the kind of guy who offers a girl a ride then has to steal a car in order to give it to her.

by Anonymousreply 19909/26/2013

Down there I sell whiskey and cards. All you can buy up these stairs is a bullet in the head. Now which do you want?

by Anonymousreply 20009/26/2013

Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop Dave? Stop, Dave.

by Anonymousreply 20109/26/2013

What did you do to get this role? He always said you were such a frigid little girl. What did you do to change his mind? Did you suck his cock?

by Anonymousreply 20209/26/2013

Little Miss Fire and Music. You know...junior -- the kid

by Anonymousreply 20309/26/2013

I'm gonna go wash out my vagina.

by Anonymousreply 20409/26/2013

What's a-happenin', hot stuff?

by Anonymousreply 20509/26/2013

Do I look like I'm ready for homework?!?!

by Anonymousreply 20609/26/2013

I can't believe it, Jim. That girl's standing over there listening and you're telling him about our back doors?

by Anonymousreply 20709/26/2013

Put the candle back

by Anonymousreply 20809/26/2013

I have my father's gun and a SCORCHING case of herpes.

by Anonymousreply 20909/26/2013

What hump?

by Anonymousreply 21009/26/2013

I lost my left eyelash!

by Anonymousreply 21109/26/2013

Hurry up, doctor. This baby's gots to go tinky winky!

by Anonymousreply 21209/26/2013

I'm eager to hear more of your interesting ideas about words and deeds. My rooms are in Trinity.

And I have a dining club whose members would, if I'm not mistaken, interest you. No need to bring your chum.

by Anonymousreply 21309/26/2013

What we have here is a failure to communicate

by Anonymousreply 21409/26/2013

I'm sorry... please forgive me. I'm just [italic]so[/italic] close to my menstrual cycle that I could scream!

by Anonymousreply 21509/26/2013

I still think it would be wonderful to have a man love you so much he'd kill for you.

by Anonymousreply 21609/26/2013

I'd just die for a ring like that. Yes sir, for a ring like that, I'd just about die.

by Anonymousreply 21709/26/2013

I'm ready for my close up

by Anonymousreply 21809/26/2013

The swimming pool... the swimming pool, the swimming pool, oh my God, she's in the swimming pool!

by Anonymousreply 21909/26/2013

It was a music made of noise!

by Anonymousreply 22009/26/2013

Jangan tembak. Nanti.

Don't shoot. Wait.

by Anonymousreply 22109/26/2013

Is this the superintendent? Yes, I want you to know sir you have a whore living in 2R! Rossi--Janice Rossi, do you hear me?!

by Anonymousreply 22209/26/2013

An architect! I could cry with pride!

by Anonymousreply 22309/26/2013

Hot sun, cool breeze, white horse on the sea, and a big shot of vitamin B in me!

by Anonymousreply 22409/26/2013

The beauty of that sentiment is something you will never know!

by Anonymousreply 22509/26/2013

She's my sister and my daughter.... understand?

by Anonymousreply 22609/26/2013

"Leave the gun, don't forget the cannoli."

by Anonymousreply 22709/26/2013

No time for the old in-out now, love. I've come to read the meter.

by Anonymousreply 22809/26/2013

Your money's no good here, Mr. Torrance. What'll it be, sir?

by Anonymousreply 22909/26/2013

Flies? Flies? Poor puny things! Who wants to eat flies?

Not when I can get nice fat spiders!

by Anonymousreply 23009/26/2013

Is this the Cocksucker residence?

by Anonymousreply 23109/26/2013

Is it possible, even conceivable, that you've confused me with that gang of backward children you play tricks on, that you have the same contempt for me as you have for them?

by Anonymousreply 23209/26/2013

Take me away...from...all...this...DEATH!

by Anonymousreply 23309/26/2013

Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy...! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX!

by Anonymousreply 23409/26/2013

It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry.

But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.

by Anonymousreply 23509/26/2013

You know, the hardest part of all is finding out too late that none of it lasts.

by Anonymousreply 23609/26/2013

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

"A girl's gotta have her standards."

by Anonymousreply 23709/26/2013

How the fuck am I supposed to eat pigs feet without collard greens, dummy?

by Anonymousreply 23809/26/2013

Get off the grift, Roy... You don't have the stomach for it.

by Anonymousreply 23909/26/2013

On second thought, I don't think I want you to do my nails. I'm getting a little too old for that whorey look.

by Anonymousreply 24009/26/2013

It was right after yogurt time.

by Anonymousreply 24109/26/2013

You'll find the shame is like the pain: you only feel it once.

by Anonymousreply 24209/26/2013

Betty Sue, your mommy just wrote herself a song.

by Anonymousreply 24309/26/2013

"This should be open. Its civil rights. This is the 90s."

by Anonymousreply 24409/26/2013

$6000 dollars??? It's not even LEATHER!

by Anonymousreply 24509/26/2013

No wire hangers, ever!

by Anonymousreply 24609/26/2013

A boy's best friend is his mother.

by Anonymousreply 24709/26/2013

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

by Anonymousreply 24809/26/2013

Stella! Hey, Stella!

by Anonymousreply 24909/26/2013

Someday, children will eat of its fruit.

by Anonymousreply 25009/26/2013

"This ain't Nam! THERE ARE RULES!"

by Anonymousreply 25109/26/2013

"Now with Naomi ...yeah... you're gonna get it. You're get it goooood!"

by Anonymousreply 25209/26/2013

"I want to pick up the pieces of my life."

"Well if it's just a piece you want you can pick it up right here."

by Anonymousreply 25309/26/2013

Wretched stuff! Fetch me a chocolate. Quick!

by Anonymousreply 25409/26/2013

Shove it! Shove it! Shove it!

by Anonymousreply 25509/26/2013

"Oh, Mike, I could have gotten a job acting, modeling, something..."

by Anonymousreply 25609/26/2013

If he wants to dream for a while, he can dream for a while, and if he wants to come back and sell peanuts, oh, how I'll believe in those peanuts!

by Anonymousreply 25709/26/2013

What an actress. I just loved her in 'Gone With the Wind'.

by Anonymousreply 25809/26/2013

Sometimes Dolores - sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hang onto.

by Anonymousreply 25909/26/2013

"Kids! I love 'em."

by Anonymousreply 26009/26/2013

"...Chicken isn't vegan??"

by Anonymousreply 26109/26/2013

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?

by Anonymousreply 26209/26/2013

I did a show in St. Louis, maybe you saw it? It was called "Leave a Specimen".

by Anonymousreply 26309/26/2013

My colors are blush and bashful!!

by Anonymousreply 26409/26/2013

Yeah, they're dead, they're--all messed up.

by Anonymousreply 26509/26/2013

I won't be here when you get back, don't you see? It's going to happen before then. Don't ask me to explain it, I just know. There'll be somebody with my name, and she'll cook and clean like crazy, but she won't take pictures, and she won't be me! She'll - she'll, she'll be like one of those the robots in Disneyland.

by Anonymousreply 26609/26/2013

Anyone for Ion Propulsion?

by Anonymousreply 26709/26/2013

You know what Gus, I feel like breaking your broken legs!

by Anonymousreply 26809/26/2013

"Tom, you know you surprise me. If anything in this life is certain - if history has taught us anything - it's that you can kill anybody."

by Anonymousreply 26909/26/2013

"Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream! You know when fluoridation began?... 1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women ... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake ... but I do deny them my essence."

by Anonymousreply 27009/26/2013

Excuse the soiled sock.

by Anonymousreply 27109/26/2013

He ran away with a woman momma, and everybody knows it.

by Anonymousreply 27209/26/2013

All right, college boy, I'll help. But there's a case you boys in Homicide don't care about, you think it's just another Hollywood "homo"-cide. Well, I don't. You help me with mine, I'll help you with yours. Deal?

by Anonymousreply 27309/26/2013

Bonjour, je veux mon livre.

by Anonymousreply 27409/27/2013

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

by Anonymousreply 27509/27/2013

I got off that boat with nothing but my dance belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!

by Anonymousreply 27609/27/2013

And please don't tell me to fuck off, because it really hurts my feelings.

by Anonymousreply 27709/27/2013

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

by Anonymousreply 27809/27/2013

"Well boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule ... the radio is gone and we're leakin' fuel, and if we was flyin' any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing. But we got one little fudge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!"

by Anonymousreply 27909/27/2013

Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!

by Anonymousreply 28009/27/2013

I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!

by Anonymousreply 28109/27/2013

"Damn your eyes."

"Too late."

by Anonymousreply 28209/27/2013

Are you a lesbian? Leslie says that nine out of ten prostitutes are lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 28309/27/2013

What most wives fail to realize is that their husband's philandering has nothing whatever to do with them.

by Anonymousreply 28409/27/2013

"Hello Devil, welcome to Hell."

by Anonymousreply 28509/27/2013

My date? We had dim sum. I was almost raped.

by Anonymousreply 28609/27/2013

Anxiety, nightmares and a nervous breakdown, there’s only so many traumas a person can withstand until they take to the streets and start screaming.

by Anonymousreply 28709/27/2013

"The affirmative!"

by Anonymousreply 28809/27/2013

Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

by Anonymousreply 28909/27/2013

DOLLY! You've got a WILLIE!

by Anonymousreply 29009/27/2013

Never burn bridges. Today's junior *prick*, tomorrow's senior partner.

by Anonymousreply 29109/27/2013

I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.

by Anonymousreply 29209/27/2013

You're passing up a swell chance, honey. Where I spit no grass grows ever.

by Anonymousreply 29309/27/2013

We have to get these people to a hospital.

A hospital?

Yes, it's a big building with doctors but that's not important right now.

by Anonymousreply 29409/27/2013

Now we're through the looking glass here, people. White is black and black is white.

by Anonymousreply 29509/27/2013

I seen a wolf in anyone I ever met, and I see a wolf in YOU!

by Anonymousreply 29609/27/2013

Thank you. I wanna tell you all a little secret which you might not know, and that is that last night I thanked my lucky stars that I could be here at all to sing for ya. I heard on the radio this little boy, nine years old. Sometimes a deejay'll play a tune and ask everybody to phone in and say how they like it. I was listenin', and this little nine-year-old called in. The song had voices in the background, like the way they use backup voices these days, soundin' like little munchkins. He called up, the deejay said, "How old are you, son?" The boy said, "I'm nine, and I think it's gonna be a hit. " The deejay said, "Why?" "Because it had those chipmunks in it. " And I thought that was so cute, because, well, I can sing like a munchkin myself. I'm real fond of The Wizard of Oz. Plus, I live out, you know, just a ways off of Interstate on the road to Chattanooga. So you can see why I kinda related to that. I think me and the boys are gonna strike up another tune for you now. Let's go, boys. I think there's a storm... seems like it's a-brewin'. That's what my grandaddy used to say before he lost his hearin'. Once he got deaf, he never talked much no more. 'Cept sometimes he'd say "Oh, gosh" or "Durn it" or "My word!" My granny'd go around clickin' her teeth to the radio all day. Boy, was she a lot of fun, and cooked my favorite, roast beef. She was a sweetheart. She raised chickens too. She, um... Did you ever hear a chicken sound? You know how chickens go? Here, chick, chick, chick. Here, chick, chick, chick. Anyway, I guess we'd better strike up this tune before it's too late. Okay, boys. The first job I ever really got... Grandma... She's the one who clacked her false teeth to the radio. She taught my mama how to sing, and my mama taught me. One time she took me, 'cause we was gonna get a new Frigidaire. She took me to the Frigidaire store where the man was advertisin'. This record was goin' 'round, and Mama told him I knew how to sing. He said, "If she learns this tune, I'll give y'all a quarter. " So Mama and I went home... And then what happened? Let's see, I think... Uh, yeah. We went home and I learned both sides of the record in half an hour. We went back and told him that I'd learned 'em, and he said, "Let me hear," so I sang both sides of the record instead of just one. So he gave us cents, and we went across the street and had us a soda.

by Anonymousreply 29709/27/2013

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

by Anonymousreply 29809/27/2013

Why don't you come up sometime and, ah, see me?

by Anonymousreply 29909/27/2013

Tell me about it, stud!

by Anonymousreply 30009/27/2013

Keep away from her, send for Chino

This is not the María wee-no'

by Anonymousreply 30109/27/2013

This Wenesday, one woman will teach another woman to sound a little less retarded.

by Anonymousreply 30209/27/2013

Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby

(Aaah, Aaah!)

Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby

(Aaah, Aaah!)

Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby...

by Anonymousreply 30309/27/2013

She was the greatest of them all. You wouldn't know, you're too young. In one week she received 17,000 fan letters. Men bribed her hairdresser to get a lock of her hair. There was a maharajah who came all the way from India to beg one of her silk stockings. Later he strangled himself with it!

by Anonymousreply 30409/27/2013

I AM big. It's the pictures that got small!

by Anonymousreply 30509/27/2013

Let me make one thing clear. I am not now — nor have I ever been — named ‘Fred.’

by Anonymousreply 30609/27/2013

Is this true?

by Anonymousreply 30709/27/2013

“I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.”

“Where did he conduct?”

“On the Baltimore and Ohio.”

by Anonymousreply 30809/27/2013

We was at Rigoletto's, wit' you. Right, boss?

by Anonymousreply 30909/27/2013

"Hey! Knock it off, will you, sis. I ain't saying this is the classiest joint in town, but we gotta draw the line somewhere. Come on! Back in your seat!"

by Anonymousreply 31009/27/2013

Why is it that sooner or later no matter what we talk about... we wind up talking about Addie Ross?

----------[off voice] Maybe it's because if you girls didn't talk about me you wouldn't talk at all.

by Anonymousreply 31109/27/2013

"We can make it! We can make it! I don't think we can make it."

by Anonymousreply 31209/27/2013

I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all. It stretches on forever, like an ocean of time. For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout Camp, watching falling stars. [Gunshot] And yellow leaves from the maple trees that lined our street. [Gunshot] Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper. And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird. And Janie, and Janie. And Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will someday.

by Anonymousreply 31309/27/2013

R314 might be my favorite ever!!!

by Anonymousreply 31409/27/2013

that's HEDLEY!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 31509/27/2013

Wat'cha taking speech cleasses foah? Ya tawk foine!

by Anonymousreply 31609/27/2013

Then you have shitty taste, R315

by Anonymousreply 31709/27/2013

I'm damned if I'm going to stand here and have you tell me you're in love with somebody else. Because this isn't a convention weekend with your secretary, is it? Or - or some broad that you picked up after three belts of booze. This is your great winter romance, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 31809/27/2013

We're not a respectable network. We're a whorehouse network, and we have to take whatever we can get.

Well, I don't want any part of it. I don't fancy myself the president of a whorehouse.

by Anonymousreply 31909/27/2013

What's really bugging me now is my daytime programming. NBC's got a lock on daytime - lousy game shows - and I'd like to bust them. I'm thinking of doing a homosexual soap opera, "The Dykes": The heart-rending saga about a woman hopelessly in love with her husband's mistress.

by Anonymousreply 32009/27/2013

Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.

by Anonymousreply 32109/27/2013

Sorry...I never forget a face...especially when I've sat on it.

by Anonymousreply 32209/27/2013

I play the flute,sir, in honor of our forefathers who died in Lexington and Concord.

by Anonymousreply 32309/27/2013

I'm going to go sink into a long, hot beauty bath now and try to erase the stink of a five-year marriage!

by Anonymousreply 32409/27/2013

Your maudlin and full of self pity. Your magnificent.

by Anonymousreply 32509/27/2013

It puts the lotion in the basket.

by Anonymousreply 32609/27/2013

Not a quote, but a great visual:




by Anonymousreply 32709/27/2013

"Save a little craziness for menopause!"

by Anonymousreply 32809/27/2013

"You don't need props, do you Baby?"

by Anonymousreply 32909/27/2013

Having you in my family is a pretty dismal prospect.

by Anonymousreply 33009/27/2013

"Oh Bomber..don't be forever a creep!"

by Anonymousreply 33109/27/2013

You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

by Anonymousreply 33209/27/2013

I make more money than Calvin Coolidge.....put togetha!

by Anonymousreply 33309/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 33409/27/2013

I can't figure out if you're a detective or a pervert.

by Anonymousreply 33509/27/2013

"What's wrong with Muriel Puce???"

by Anonymousreply 33609/27/2013

"...they even used Bon-Ami!"

by Anonymousreply 33709/27/2013

"take off her binder! take off her binder!"

by Anonymousreply 33809/27/2013

Eat your checkers!

by Anonymousreply 33909/27/2013

i've got the most scathingly brilliant idea!

by Anonymousreply 34009/27/2013

I have to return some videotapes.

by Anonymousreply 34109/27/2013

I live with two men, who live together.

by Anonymousreply 34209/27/2013

I'll tell you in another life when we are both cats.

by Anonymousreply 34309/27/2013

LOL @ R340! That's one movie I never expected to see quoted. "Taro caro salomon!"

by Anonymousreply 34409/27/2013

"Beulah--peel me a grape!"

by Anonymousreply 34509/27/2013

Save the speech rummy. She's fucked - I'm ready - and the god damn show must go on.

by Anonymousreply 34609/27/2013

Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

by Anonymousreply 34709/27/2013

"Dr. Eve, next time I masturbate I think I'll try to fantasize about a woman that's a bit more manly. Oh I know! How about that Miss Jane Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies? She kinda manly."

by Anonymousreply 34809/27/2013

"There's only ONE little operation performed here, Mama, it's on the brain! It's called a lobotomy! You may have heard of it, or read about it, I know I have! They bore HOLES into your skull."

by Anonymousreply 34909/27/2013

"Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!"

by Anonymousreply 35009/27/2013

"Because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt."

by Anonymousreply 35109/27/2013

He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!

by Anonymousreply 35209/27/2013

"They know I can't move a finger, and I won't. I'll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do... suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly."

by Anonymousreply 35309/27/2013

I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.

by Anonymousreply 35409/27/2013

"Mister Mango on my shoulder... Freddy! Dance with me!"

by Anonymousreply 35509/27/2013

"A wed wose. How womantic."

by Anonymousreply 35609/27/2013

"Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday,..."

"Say! Any of you guys know how to Madison?"

by Anonymousreply 35709/27/2013

"You think every girl's a dope. You think a girl goes to a party and there's some guy in a fancy striped vest strutting around giving you that I'm-so-handsome-you-can't-resist-me look. From this she's supposed to fall flat on her face. Well, she doesn't fall on her face. But there's another guy in the room, over in the corner. Maybe he's nervous and shy and perspiring a little. First, you look past him. But then you sense that he's gentle and kind and worried. That he'll be tender with you, nice and sweet. That's what's really exciting."

by Anonymousreply 35809/27/2013

If you have a milkshake. And I have a milkshake. And if I have a straw... My straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

by Anonymousreply 35909/27/2013

"A cat makes a better mother then you!"

by Anonymousreply 36009/27/2013

When you see the girl in the picture that was shown to you earlier today, you will say, "this is the girl". The rest of the cast can stay, that's up to you. But the choice for that lead girl is NOT up to you. Now,you will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad. Good night.

by Anonymousreply 36109/27/2013

Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

by Anonymousreply 36209/27/2013

I always had hopes of being a big star. But as you get older, you aim a little lower. Everybody wants to make an impression, some mark upon the world. Then you think, you've made a mark on the world if you just get through it, and a few people remember your name. Then you've left a mark. You don't have to bend the whole world. I think it's better to just enjoy it. Pay your dues, and just enjoy it. If you shoot a arrow and it goes real high, hooray for you.

by Anonymousreply 36309/27/2013

R348 I love that you caught my quote....LOVE that movie!

by Anonymousreply 36409/27/2013

"10 cents a cake? Well, its fine to be homespun in the country, but really!"

by Anonymousreply 36509/27/2013

"Bunny Bixler and I were in the semi-finals - the very semi-finals, mind you - of the ping-pong tournament at the club and this ghastly thing happened. We were both playing way over our heads and the score was 29-28. And we had this really terrific volley and I stepped back to get this really terrific shot. And I stepped on the ping-pong ball! I just squashed it to bits. And then Bunny and I ran to the closet of the game room to get another ping-pong ball and the closet was locked! Imagine? We had to call the whole thing off. Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly."

by Anonymousreply 36609/27/2013

Last week he entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument. One of them pulled a knife. Chris who would always make the best peace tried to break it up. He was stabbed in the throat. He died almost instantly.

by Anonymousreply 36709/27/2013

It lies to her. It says things only a child can understand. It has been using her to restrain the others. To her it simply is another child. To us it is The Beast.

[yes, I know this movie was referenced earlier in the thread]

by Anonymousreply 36809/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 36909/27/2013

If she was here I'd probably be just as crazy now as I was then in about 5 minutes. Ain't that ridiculous?... Naw, it ain't really. 'Cause being crazy about a woman like her is always the right thing to do. Being an old decrepit bag of bones, that's what's ridiculous. Gettin' old.

by Anonymousreply 37009/27/2013

Brian: Screw Maximilian!

Sally: I do.

Brian: So do I.

Sally: You two bastards!

Brian: Two? Two? Shouldn't that be three?

by Anonymousreply 37109/27/2013

I'm afraid once they're done singing they're gonna take hostages!

by Anonymousreply 37209/27/2013

Aww, the milk went bad while I was in jail.

by Anonymousreply 37309/27/2013

But... but maybe he's only a little crazy like painters or composers or... or some of those men in Washington.

by Anonymousreply 37409/27/2013

When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.

by Anonymousreply 37509/27/2013

Robert! You came back!

by Anonymousreply 37609/27/2013

Such a pretty name for a disease. Sounds like a rare flower, doesn't it?

by Anonymousreply 37709/27/2013

All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me.

by Anonymousreply 37809/27/2013

open the door for Mr. Muckle!

by Anonymousreply 37909/27/2013

I think my biggest problem is being young and beautiful. It's my biggest problem because I've never BEEN young and beautiful. Oh, I been beautiful, and god knows I been young, but never the twain have met -- not so's anyone would notice, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 38009/27/2013

Waiter. There is too much pepper in my paprikash.

by Anonymousreply 38109/27/2013

I won't be ignored, Dan.

by Anonymousreply 38209/27/2013

You,re not a man! Neither you, nor your father,if you know him, nor your sons if your neighbours made them for you.

by Anonymousreply 38309/27/2013

His brain has not only been washed, as they say... It has been dry cleaned.

by Anonymousreply 38409/27/2013

I'm poor, Black, I may even be ugly, but dear God, I'm here! I'm here!

by Anonymousreply 38509/27/2013

Scudder missed his boat ?

by Anonymousreply 38609/27/2013

Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think one's all right, he turns legit.

by Anonymousreply 38709/27/2013

Not on Christmas, Dawn... not on Christmas!

by Anonymousreply 38809/27/2013

I hate these walls! I hate that sofa! The only thing in this house that doesn't make me puke, is the front door... because THAT'S the way I'm getting OUT!

by Anonymousreply 38909/27/2013

Oh, Heintz, she's straight from the gutter— a [italic]fille de joie[/italic]!

by Anonymousreply 39009/27/2013

I said, turn it off! Nobody laughs at me! Because I laugh first. At me! Me, from Seattle! Me, with no education. Me, with no talent, as you kept reminding me my whole life! Well, Mama look at me now. I'm a star!

by Anonymousreply 39109/27/2013

I keep seeing these people, all recognizing each other. Something is passing between them all, some secret. It's a conspiracy, I know it.

by Anonymousreply 39209/27/2013

Put 'em up! Put 'em up!

by Anonymousreply 39309/27/2013

I'm going to sing you a song. I do hope you just love it. And even if you don't, I don't really mind. As long as you love me!

by Anonymousreply 39409/27/2013

"You can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause."

by Anonymousreply 39509/27/2013

S: "Chewing gum helps me think."


A: "Try more gum!"

by Anonymousreply 39609/27/2013

"I call myself Phoebe."

"And why not?"

by Anonymousreply 39709/27/2013

Difficult color, green.

by Anonymousreply 39809/27/2013

Tonya! Can you play the balalaika?

by Anonymousreply 39909/27/2013

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.

by Anonymousreply 40009/27/2013

Pink is my signature color.

by Anonymousreply 40109/27/2013

S: Would you ever hurt me? O: No! S: Neglect me? O: Never! S: Shit on me? O: [pause] Do you want me to?

by Anonymousreply 40209/27/2013

You're too short for that gesture. Besides, it went out with Mrs. Fiske.

by Anonymousreply 40309/27/2013

"...Then you give your sister her half of THIS (slap)!"

by Anonymousreply 40409/27/2013

Would you like me to seduce you?

by Anonymousreply 40509/27/2013

“You do care a little for me, I know... but nothing to speak of, and you don't love me. I was yours once till death if you'd cared to keep me, but I'm someone else's now... and he's mine in a way that shocks you, but why don't you stop being shocked, and attend to your own happiness.”

by Anonymousreply 40609/27/2013

Now, we shan't never be parted. It's finished.

by Anonymousreply 40709/27/2013

"It looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

by Anonymousreply 40809/27/2013

"No one thinks you're crazy, Nancy."

by Anonymousreply 40909/27/2013

"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

by Anonymousreply 41009/27/2013

"How could I tell if there was toast under all that goo?"

by Anonymousreply 41109/27/2013

"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'."

by Anonymousreply 41209/27/2013

"I keep her underwear on this side. They were made specially for her by the nuns in the Convent of St. Claire."

by Anonymousreply 41309/27/2013

"Sorry? What good is that? How could you ever repay the 30 seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate you, your husband, your children, and your relatives!"

by Anonymousreply 41409/27/2013

"No tongues."

by Anonymousreply 41509/27/2013

"Abby Normal?"

"I'm almost sure that was the name."

"Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide gorilla?"

by Anonymousreply 41609/27/2013

"Well, whatever I am, I could get you whatever you want."

"Well, what I really want is to suck his cock."

by Anonymousreply 41709/27/2013

Oh my dear...that's something you'll never have to worry about.

by Anonymousreply 41809/27/2013

Well...nobody's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 41909/27/2013

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

by Anonymousreply 42009/27/2013

Do you love her?

I don't know how I feel. I'm grateful I can feel anything. I know I'm obsessed with her.

Then say it. You keep telling me that you're obsessed, you're infatuated. Say that you're in love with her.

I'm in love with her.

by Anonymousreply 42109/27/2013

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

by Anonymousreply 42209/27/2013

I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

by Anonymousreply 42309/27/2013

Soylent PEOPLE!

by Anonymousreply 42409/27/2013

"...So how 'bout it, honey? Just for a little while? Let 'ole Trixie sit up front with her big tits."

On censored TV, "tits" is substituted with a poorly dubbed "ones."

by Anonymousreply 42509/27/2013

"Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"

by Anonymousreply 42609/27/2013

Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.

You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

by Anonymousreply 42709/27/2013

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious.

by Anonymousreply 42809/27/2013

Good Lord, Francine! Don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home? Call me a cab, this instant.

by Anonymousreply 42909/27/2013

Three days later, the unthinkable happened. Mrs. Manson Mingott sent out invitations summoning everyone to a formal dinner. Such an occasion demanded the most careful consideration. It required the appropriate plate. It also called for three extra footmen, two dishes for each course, and a Roman punch in the middle. The dinner, New York read on the invitation, was "to meet the Countess Olenska." And New York... declined.

by Anonymousreply 43009/27/2013

Morris... deserted me. Now do you admire me, Father?

by Anonymousreply 43109/27/2013

Can't you just sit here and look out into the air? Isn't that enough? Do you always have to badger me for attention?

by Anonymousreply 43209/27/2013

Mount me if you must, but please ... not a kiss!

by Anonymousreply 43309/27/2013

What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.

by Anonymousreply 43409/27/2013

The grief from his wife's death became greater and greater agony. The home they had so long shared became a tomb, a sweet memory of her joyous living. The sky to which he had once looked was now only a covering for her dead body. The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted with her own hands became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks. Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home... never to return again!

by Anonymousreply 43509/27/2013

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence -- the word and the act.

While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains: sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well.

Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of Woman. The softness is there -- the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: Handle with care, and don't drop your guard.

This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, anytime, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist -- or a dancer in a go-go club!

by Anonymousreply 43609/27/2013

"Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily...(sips scotch)I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only thing left for you to do.."

"And what would that be?"


"Say 'auf Wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls!"

by Anonymousreply 43709/27/2013

Orange mocha frappuccino!

by Anonymousreply 43809/27/2013

And when they bury me, they can put on the gravestone, 'This was a big waste of time.'

by Anonymousreply 43909/27/2013

I coulda' been a contender.....

Instead of a bum, which is what I am - let's face it, Charley

by Anonymousreply 44009/27/2013

Well, here we are at another murder. I'd rather we met for miniature golf!

by Anonymousreply 44109/27/2013

"Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard."

by Anonymousreply 44209/27/2013

Seize them and FUCK them!

by Anonymousreply 44309/27/2013

There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.

by Anonymousreply 44409/27/2013

We're into B&D, but not S&M. We met at the A&P.

by Anonymousreply 44509/27/2013

Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

by Anonymousreply 44609/27/2013

"Are you sure you have everything, Otis?"

"I've never had any complaints yet."

"I have."

by Anonymousreply 44709/27/2013

"Now here is a little peninsula and, uh, here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland."

"Why a duck?"

"I'm all right. How are you?"

by Anonymousreply 44809/27/2013

"You look like the Fourth of July!, makes me want a hot dog real baaad..."

by Anonymousreply 44909/27/2013

My God, it's full of stars.

by Anonymousreply 45009/27/2013

You're so resourceful, dear. I ought to go to you for plots.

You ought to go to someone!

by Anonymousreply 45109/27/2013

You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.

by Anonymousreply 45209/27/2013

Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?

by Anonymousreply 45309/27/2013

Rebels are we! Born to be free!

by Anonymousreply 45409/27/2013

H: You stupid fuck.

V: You goddamn bitch.

H: I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke.

V: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.

by Anonymousreply 45509/28/2013

"Just say NO!!!"

by Anonymousreply 45609/28/2013

3 minutes to Wapner

by Anonymousreply 45709/28/2013

"I'm an excellent driver."

by Anonymousreply 45809/28/2013


by Anonymousreply 45909/28/2013

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

by Anonymousreply 46009/28/2013

Do you know that they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, Ernest?

by Anonymousreply 46109/28/2013

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

by Anonymousreply 46209/28/2013


by Anonymousreply 46309/28/2013

It's wrong! Shockingly wrong!

by Anonymousreply 46409/28/2013

I want them to know I want them to know.

by Anonymousreply 46509/28/2013

" On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this, I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building. And when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck, it THIS!! Yessir--the worst accident I ever seen!"

by Anonymousreply 46609/28/2013

I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!

by Anonymousreply 46709/28/2013

[italic]BREAD MAKES YOU [bold]FAT[/bold]?!?[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 46809/28/2013

I wasn't always like this. Oh, I mean, of course I was always visually stunning ...

by Anonymousreply 46909/28/2013

Heather over there in the deli, she comes to work in her blue jeans and her tattoos and her piercings. No glamor. Bag your groceries, yes, but I'm talkin' about glamor. Mystique.

by Anonymousreply 47009/28/2013

While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.

by Anonymousreply 47109/28/2013

Blanche: You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair.

Jane: But you *are*, Blanche! You *are* in that chair!

by Anonymousreply 47209/28/2013

"This check seems to be made out to "selfish, arrogant dickhead." "They'll cash it. They know it's you."

by Anonymousreply 47309/28/2013

"Do you like vegetables? I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi', OH so very special... about a FIRM young carrot."

by Anonymousreply 47409/28/2013

"Emma, how is your life going to turn out if you keep having children with that man? What miracle is going to come along to rescue you?"

by Anonymousreply 47509/28/2013

"I was talking to Bianca, and she was saying that in her culture they have these rites of passages and rituals and cermonies, and, just all kinds of things that, when you do them, go through them, let you know that you're an adult? Doesn't that sound great?"

by Anonymousreply 47609/28/2013

Bialistok and Blume, Bialistok and Blume

by Anonymousreply 47709/28/2013

"Ah yes, little Mary! A delightful if somewhat... willful child. She'll make an excellent Pileforth student!"

by Anonymousreply 47809/28/2013

"I don't believe this! I have to get up at 5:30 every morning so I can beat rush hour traffic into the city and go sit behind a desk for eight hours a day and miss Oprah Winfrey everyday on my summer vacation!!! And then, I get to drive home in gridlock IN A VOLVO with no air conditioning just so I can take care of you guys and put food on the damn table! It's a rat race and it sucks, Kenny. So what do you want, a medal?!!"

by Anonymousreply 47909/28/2013

I love, R486.

by Anonymousreply 48009/28/2013

I'll never let go, Jack. I promise.

by Anonymousreply 48109/28/2013

"Christopher Columbus! What richness!"

by Anonymousreply 48209/28/2013

Julius Caesar: Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in fo' me!

by Anonymousreply 48309/28/2013

"It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!"

"Like I said, Hell No!"

by Anonymousreply 48409/28/2013

Dora, I suspect you're a treasure.

by Anonymousreply 48509/28/2013

"Newland. You couldn't be happy if it meant being cruel. If we act any other way I'll be making you act against what I love in you most. And I can't go back to that way of thinking. Don't you see? I can't love you unless I give you up."

by Anonymousreply 48609/28/2013

"Will somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat steals all of my press? THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!"

by Anonymousreply 48709/28/2013

"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo! So long ago when there was nothing but our love! No politics, no plotting, no war!"

by Anonymousreply 48809/28/2013

"Militant arm of the warm blooded oppressors! Animal protectors of the status quo! FIRST... I'll rid myself of the FURRED and FEATHERED pests... and then Gotham will be mine.. for the GREENING!"

by Anonymousreply 48909/28/2013

"So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!"

by Anonymousreply 49009/28/2013

"All the Schlegels are exceptional. They are British to the backbone, of course, but their father was German, which is why they care for literature and art."

by Anonymousreply 49109/28/2013

Vuld the doctor care for a brandy?

by Anonymousreply 49209/28/2013

They'll love it Pomona.

They'll love it every place!

by Anonymousreply 49309/28/2013

A: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

D:: Well, there goes your social life.

by Anonymousreply 49409/28/2013

"Have you known what it was to lie in bed for three days because you had nothing to eat... in a room with three other families and a toilet in the middle... a big pan with a plank on it... and your father making love to a street whore in the corner?"

by Anonymousreply 49509/28/2013

"Whores and metaphors don't mix. Who are you?"

"I'm Cinderella, Cleopatra. Goldie Hawn, Eva Braun. I'm little Miss Muffett, I'm Pocahontas. I'm whoever you want me to be, reverend!"

by Anonymousreply 49609/28/2013

"Signor Ravelli's first selection will be, 'Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping', with a male chorus."

by Anonymousreply 49709/28/2013

"I catch you with that punk one more time, and he's a dead man! You know what I'm saying? D-E-D!"

by Anonymousreply 49809/28/2013

"I'm approaching the age when Mother first began showing signs of strain."

by Anonymousreply 49909/28/2013

This is a major intellectual and he leaves a note that says "I've gone out the window."

by Anonymousreply 50009/28/2013

Yeah. Well. That's just like. Your opinion. Man.

by Anonymousreply 50109/28/2013

"You mean the David Lo Pan that is Chairman of the National Orient Bank and owns the Wing Kong Import/Export Trading Company, but who's so reclusive that no one's even laid eyes on this guy in years?!"

by Anonymousreply 50209/28/2013

"When one woman strikes at the heart of another she seldom misses, and the wound is invariably fatal!"

by Anonymousreply 50309/28/2013


by Anonymousreply 50409/28/2013

"No, no, no, no. I'm too young to be a grandmother. Grandmothers are old. They bake, and they sew, and they tell you stories about the Depression. I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake! I peed in a field! I hung on to The Who's helicopter as it flew away!"

by Anonymousreply 50509/28/2013

Play Leibestraum

by Anonymousreply 50609/28/2013

"You selfish girl! This union has been planned since their infancy. Do you think it can be prevented by a young woman of inferior birth whose own sister's elopement resulted in a scandalously patched-up marriage only achieved at the expense of your uncle? Heaven and Earth! Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted?!!! Now tell me once and for all, are you engaged to him?"

by Anonymousreply 50709/28/2013

I'll wind up like the guy with the wool cap who delivers for the florist.

by Anonymousreply 50809/28/2013

And I was taught that to be an actress, one should be fashionable, and to be fashionable is to be androgynous. And I am androgynous not less than David Bowie himself. And they call me beautiful, and I kill with my cunt. Isn't it fashionable?

by Anonymousreply 50909/28/2013

I can hear Dame Judi right now, R514.

“If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.”

by Anonymousreply 51009/28/2013

"He's not a floozy. He can't be a floozy. You're a floozy."

by Anonymousreply 51109/28/2013

Love you, R410! Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah?

by Anonymousreply 51209/28/2013

Nice beaver!

Thanks, I just got it stuffed.

by Anonymousreply 51309/28/2013

Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.

by Anonymousreply 51409/28/2013

You know where you can bury your hatchet? Now get your bony ass outta my sight!

by Anonymousreply 51509/28/2013

I think it's a reasonable assumption that if you're dead you don't suddenly turn up in the New York City Transit System.

by Anonymousreply 51609/28/2013

She's my sister AND my daughter!

by Anonymousreply 51709/28/2013

Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.

Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis breath!

by Anonymousreply 51809/28/2013

"We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks."

by Anonymousreply 51909/28/2013

Molly, you in danger, girl.

by Anonymousreply 52009/28/2013

[through the wall] ... and please don't tell me what Laura-Louise said, 'cause I'm *not* interested!

by Anonymousreply 52109/28/2013

"Operator, I've been trying to get 555-8129. 212? The recording says its been disconnected?!! Operator, this is a real emergency. PLEASE. You HAVE to give me that number.

Well *FUCK YOU*!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 52209/28/2013

Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.

by Anonymousreply 52309/28/2013

Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.

by Anonymousreply 52409/28/2013

Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!

by Anonymousreply 52509/28/2013

Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?

by Anonymousreply 52609/28/2013

Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!

by Anonymousreply 52709/28/2013

Who wants to go to a fucking school and learn to dance anyway?!

by Anonymousreply 52809/28/2013

"Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

by Anonymousreply 52909/28/2013

I want to deceive him enough to make him - want me.

by Anonymousreply 53009/28/2013

R373 ....Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.

by Anonymousreply 53109/28/2013

Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it.

by Anonymousreply 53209/28/2013

So, my sister and Robbie were never able to have the time together they both so longed for... and deserved. Which ever since I've... ever since I've always felt I prevented. But what sense of hope or satisfaction could a reader derive from an ending like that?

by Anonymousreply 53309/28/2013

La publicité!

by Anonymousreply 53409/28/2013

There seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin. Never seen it before in my life! Have you?

by Anonymousreply 53509/28/2013

See how beautiful Edie was when she was young? It’s perfectly foolish of her not to look that way now. You look horrible.

by Anonymousreply 53609/28/2013

"You're sore because you've fallen for a little drunk you tamed in Miami and you don't like it. It makes you sick all over, doesn't it? People will laugh at you, the invincible Devlin, in love with someone who isn't worth even wasting the words on."

by Anonymousreply 53709/28/2013

All right, all right, don't lose your blob!

by Anonymousreply 53809/28/2013

"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for awhile because you're probably wanted for murder."

by Anonymousreply 53909/28/2013

Look, I've got ONE job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it! OK?!?!?

by Anonymousreply 54009/28/2013

I steal.

by Anonymousreply 54109/28/2013

You're just a virgin who can't drive.

by Anonymousreply 54209/28/2013

"He's what you'd call neat. Not 'neat': terrific. 'Neat': neat. He is so neat its revolting. He only does it to show me up. A real goody-goody. A perfect person and a creep. His name is Ben, but I call him Ape-Face."

by Anonymousreply 54309/28/2013

Is everybody gay?!

by Anonymousreply 54409/28/2013

I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold... Oh, dinner at eight, Harold. And do try and be a little more vivacious.

by Anonymousreply 54509/28/2013

Now, listen. I've put up with a lot. I've tolerated plastic flower arrangements. I overlooked ceramic hands clasped in prayer and even a sphinx whose head lit up.

But I draw the line at pickled Negro babies on the mantelpiece in a jar!

by Anonymousreply 54609/28/2013

I am not mad at you; I am mad at the dirt.

by Anonymousreply 54709/28/2013

Benjamin don't be absurd.

by Anonymousreply 54809/28/2013

"I'm going back in the closet, where men are empty overcoats."

by Anonymousreply 54909/28/2013

Wrinkled, wrinkled little star, hope they never see the scars.

by Anonymousreply 55009/28/2013

"Peppermint dick. Peppermint clit!"

by Anonymousreply 55109/28/2013

Lah-de-da, lah-de-da.

by Anonymousreply 55209/28/2013

Don't you lower your voice to me!

by Anonymousreply 55309/28/2013

"You are a sad and pathetic man. You're a homosexual and you don't want to be. But there is nothing you can do to change it. Not all your prayers to your God, not all the analysis you can buy in all the years you have left to live. You may very well one day be able to know a heterosexual life if you want it desperately enough - if you pursue it with the fervor with which you annihilate - but you will always be homosexual as well. Always, Michael. Always. Until the day you die."

by Anonymousreply 55409/28/2013

"Why am I not right for this part, Mr. Carlyle? I'm an actress. I'm a character actress."

by Anonymousreply 55509/28/2013

"Five hundred dolla!!"

by Anonymousreply 55609/28/2013

There's an old joke: uh, two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

by Anonymousreply 55709/28/2013

"You might as well wait. It'll save time. I'm going in the house to murder someone. Wilmer!"

by Anonymousreply 55809/28/2013

"Where are the chips? You ate 'em, didn't you? You did! You did!"

by Anonymousreply 55909/28/2013

"Imagine my surprise when I got your call, Max."

"Yeah. I had the feeling that I got you at a bad moment. You know, I heard high-pitched squealing."

"Twins, Max! 16 years-old. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?"

by Anonymousreply 56009/28/2013

Hey man! What's in the big pink box?

by Anonymousreply 56109/28/2013

"Why is there a watermelon there?"

"I'll tell you later."

by Anonymousreply 56209/28/2013

Even I know the difference between lovin’ somebody and just going to bed with him.

by Anonymousreply 56309/28/2013

My, my, the bulimia has certainly paid off.

by Anonymousreply 56409/28/2013 magnificent bastard, I read your BOOK!

by Anonymousreply 56509/28/2013

Hello. Is this the Harrington residence?

Yes, this is the Harrington residence.

Can I talk to your mother, please?

Well, you could, but you can't.

This will only take a moment, I promise you.

My mother isn't receiving today.

Well, perhaps if you told her that--

Don't you understand English, you arse? We are not at home!

by Anonymousreply 56609/28/2013

"Shut up! You're in Dubrovnik. I don't hear you."

by Anonymousreply 56709/29/2013

There are worse things than chastity, Mr. Shannon.

by Anonymousreply 56809/29/2013

Everyday, you make me proud. But today, you get a card.

by Anonymousreply 56909/29/2013

I carried a watermelon ????

by Anonymousreply 57009/29/2013

Charlotte, you drive like old people make love.

by Anonymousreply 57109/29/2013

I wanna stay!

And do what?

Finish high school!

Great start. What's your major? Town tramp?

No Mom, the town already has one.

by Anonymousreply 57209/29/2013

You're a vile, sorry little bitch!

by Anonymousreply 57309/29/2013

Fuck you...and Barbra Streisand!

by Anonymousreply 57409/29/2013

Life... is a cookie.

by Anonymousreply 57509/29/2013

Take thirty dollars, you'll need cab fare.

by Anonymousreply 57609/29/2013

That image will hhhhaunt me forever.

by Anonymousreply 57709/29/2013

Dora, I suspect you are a treasure.


Lets not linger over it.

by Anonymousreply 57809/29/2013

Meet me in Montauk

by Anonymousreply 57909/29/2013

We both love soup.

by Anonymousreply 58009/29/2013

Likewise, I'm sure

by Anonymousreply 58109/29/2013

We could not talk or talk for ever and still find things to not talk about.

by Anonymousreply 58209/29/2013

I Always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

by Anonymousreply 58309/29/2013

A tiger????? In Africah???

by Anonymousreply 58409/29/2013

Miss Barrett, do you realize you are going UP the down staircase?

by Anonymousreply 58509/29/2013

Our new one-piece foundation garment, zips up the back and no bones.

by Anonymousreply 58609/29/2013

I feel like I just need to really listen to my inner instinct and my inner instinct says... "Don't go right now". So I'm not going out. I'm gonna be right here until I, until I get another message... from myself.

by Anonymousreply 58709/29/2013

"This is my life. It always will be. There's nothing else - just us, and the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark. All right, Mr De Mille, I'm ready for my close-up..."

by Anonymousreply 58809/29/2013

There's people who sit home all day, they have potential, okay. I mean they go to the balls and they prove that they have potentials on actually selling a garment. Okay, but they like, being that I have this potential the ballroom tells me, okay, the ballroom tells me that I'm somebody.

When the ballroom is over, when you come home, you have to convince yourself that you are somebody. And that's where they get lost.

by Anonymousreply 58909/29/2013

"You will kneel." "I will WHAAAAAT?!" "ON YOUR KNEEEES." "You DARE ask the Proconsul of the Roman Empire?!!" "I ASKED it of Julius Caesar! I ***DEMAND*** it of YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 59009/29/2013

Oh Paul! What a poet you are!

by Anonymousreply 59109/29/2013
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