Norman took a wife?
Random movie quotes!! Don't identify!!
|by Anonymous||reply 600||09/29/2013|
Some snowy night, in front of the fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/26/2013|
With all my heart, I still love the man I killed...
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/26/2013|
"I wonder if I know what you mean."
"I wonder if you wonder."
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/26/2013|
Honey, don't be weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/26/2013|
When General Motors has to go to the bathroom ten times a day, the whole country's ready to let go.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/26/2013|
"I'm Ethel Toffelmier, the pianola girl."
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/26/2013|
Go suck a fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/26/2013|
#3 Double Indemnity
I don't like to follow rules
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/26/2013|
Hey lady, wanna fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/26/2013|
He didn't get out of the cock-a-doody car.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/26/2013|
Rome is a very old city. Three-thousand years. How old are you? Fifty?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/26/2013|
She was a home breaker. She was a man-eater. And she was a *bad* actress.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/26/2013|
Double dumbass on you!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/26/2013|
If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/26/2013|
"Lick me, all of you!"
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/26/2013|
"Fuck my nasty hole!"
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/26/2013|
Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/26/2013|
Why would I want you to step in dog shit?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/26/2013|
He's going to be sucking his way through town!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/26/2013|
Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/26/2013|
I didn't ask for the anal probe. I didn't ASK for the anal probe. *I* didn't ask for the anal probe. I didn't ask for the ANAL probe.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/26/2013|
I don't like tea.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/26/2013|
"Consistency is not really a human trait."
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/26/2013|
"He's a clean old man."
"I love you guys."
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/26/2013|
The reason these things happen is because the world is full of people who, when these things happen, just say "These things happen." And that's why they happen!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/26/2013|
Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/26/2013|
"Well, I don't think he does. This guy in the morgue, whoever he is. He's got kind of…does the phrase 'needle-dick' 'the bug fuckah' mean anything to you?"
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/26/2013|
Well, THAT'S the pot calling the kettle bezh...
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/26/2013|
Aren't you neat, Agnes.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/26/2013|
She's so over the hill, she's below sea level!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/26/2013|
You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/26/2013|
Why would he want to kill you in public?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/26/2013|
R3, are you sure don't mean?
"I doubt that you doubt it."
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/26/2013|
Oh, you're not going to do anything. Now drive on, you big, stupid idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/26/2013|
uh, [R30]... don't you mean "beige"?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/26/2013|
Take them. For without them, you are like a walking light-bulb, waiting to be screwed.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/26/2013|
Come with us quietly, Rosemary.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/26/2013|
I hope his pecker falls off and he gets a permanent case of the clap.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/26/2013|
Hey pool boy!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/26/2013|
"...for a niggardly sum... [looks at nearby black woman] Sorry."
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/26/2013|
He'll suck your box until your nose bleeds.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/26/2013|
"It's lonely up there on that white horse."
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/26/2013|
I don't want to fish. I wanna fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/26/2013|
"Saw this in a movie once. Guy signed his wife's insurance policy, then he bumped her off."
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/26/2013|
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/26/2013|
"We met at the intersexual, the homosection, the intersection."
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/26/2013|
Back off, man, I'm a scientist!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/26/2013|
everywhere you went, I had a restaurant.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/26/2013|
The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/26/2013|
....everything but the hound dogs snappin' at her rear end.....
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/26/2013|
Oh, piss boy...
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/26/2013|
"Johnny hates Sylvia. He says he'd like to do her nails right down to the wrist with a big buzz saw".
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/26/2013|
I can see your dirty pillows.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/26/2013|
And stop calling me Shirley.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/26/2013|
"..but she's so dumb they almost had to burn the schoolhouse down to get her out of it!"
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/26/2013|
Catholics only. I wish we weren't bound by these prejudices,but unfortunately we are.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/26/2013|
"I'm somebody else. I'm white---white---WHITE!"
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/26/2013|
Who the fuck do you think you are? Don't you know who I am? I'll have you fired!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/26/2013|
"That little whore makes me feel nine feet tall!"
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/26/2013|
"Moe, Larry, cheese!"
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/26/2013|
Buck would have never been in the hospital!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/26/2013|
[Slim kisses Steve]
Steve: What did you do that for?
Slim: I've been wondering if I'd like it.
Steve: What's the decision?
Slim: I don't know yet.
[They kiss again]
Slim: It's even better when you help.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/26/2013|
"Thank you, sir! May I have another?"
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/26/2013|
"My mother - a waitress."
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/26/2013|
When I married, I didn't realize that in the Czerny family there was a streak of... shall we say, eccentricity? And yet, I had warning. Why else should his grandfather have sent me, as an engagement present, one roller skate - covered with Thousand Island dressing?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/26/2013|
He's dead now. But last night? Complete blur. Couldn't you just die?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/26/2013|
Frederick: No, Mabel! A terrible disclosure's just been made!
Mabel: Then zip it up!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/26/2013|
Oh, that's tacky. That's [italic]really[/italic] tacky.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/26/2013|
Mabel: Frederic, you're not gay, are you?
Frederic: [high voice] No!
[clears throat and in a lower voice]
Mabel: The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.
Mabel: Hey! I'm not prejudiced. I mean, what does this country have a navy for? Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/26/2013|
You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/26/2013|
"Can you turn the TV on?"
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/26/2013|
He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/26/2013|
Absolutely not. The combination of morphine and alcohol would've been enough to sink the Titanic.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/26/2013|
You see... I don't leave my diamonds in the soap dish... and when the time comes when nobody desires me... for myself... I'd rather not be... desired... at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/26/2013|
Touch the skin, honey. Touch the skin, darling. Touch all of this skin.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/26/2013|
Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm SAYING excuse me!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/26/2013|
We have so much in common -- we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/26/2013|
I'm not gonna fuckin debate you, Jerry!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/26/2013|
You ask how to fight an idea. I will tell you: with another idea!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/26/2013|
"I say who, I say where, I say...WHO!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/26/2013|
Just because a woman meets a man in a bar room doesn't mean he's your pa.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/26/2013|
[quote]I can see your dirty pillows.
"Boobies, Mama...they're called boobies and every woman has them"
Oh wait, I think I'm mixing up two different movies.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/26/2013|
It must be nice to always think you're the smartest person in the room. To always think you know better.
No, it's awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/26/2013|
"Would you mind waiting over there with the gifts?"
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/26/2013|
And say what? "Will you please remove your dick from my ass?!"
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/26/2013|
You floor-scrubbing old hag... you ain't got nothing on me... and even if you did, who'd believe you?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/26/2013|
You're overwrought, madam. I've opened a window for you. A little air will do you good.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/26/2013|
You look like a piece of chalk! You make him feed you, love...
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/26/2013|
Do you think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass???
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/26/2013|
Nothing human disgusts me unless it's unkind.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/26/2013|
"oh to hell with em...let em droop!"
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/26/2013|
They love me in Berlin, baby!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||09/26/2013|
"Would it be too much to ask for a little excitement? I mean I wouldn't want you to break a sweat or anything."
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/26/2013|
If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||09/26/2013|
"Oh, this is really swell. I'm going to tell. Oh, I am. I'm going to tell!"
|by Anonymous||reply 101||09/26/2013|
"Oh, you're Sly."
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/26/2013|
I tried to push her out of a window once in Little Rock.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/26/2013|
I'm not a madame! I'm a concierge! My husband used to be the concierge, but he's dead, so now I'm the concierge!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||09/26/2013|
remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||09/26/2013|
Moving out again huh joe, don't I even get a goodbye this time?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/26/2013|
Ladies and gentlemen....Esther Hoffman Howard
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/26/2013|
"I was nuts about him. Know what he did to me. First he gave me a phony name. Second, he was already married. Third, the minute the preacher said amen, he never did another tap of work. Then he stole my TV set and gave it to a car hop. When I asked him about that, he hit me with a chicken."
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/26/2013|
You see darlin'.... you ARE a whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/26/2013|
"Hey - remember that guy you pretended to be married to in Atlantic City? He's DEAD."
"I coulda told ya that in Atlantic City."
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/26/2013|
You know how bitchy fags can be.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/26/2013|
I wasn't there, Mr. Barker. I can only go on the evidence of my own eyes. We're talking about my baby daughter here... NOT. SOME. OBJECT!
|by Anonymous||reply 112||09/26/2013|
I bet you've never seen an [italic]OLEANDER[/italic] in your life.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||09/26/2013|
The dogs approve of you. They only approve of murderers and perverts. Which one are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 114||09/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 115||09/26/2013|
I'm writing you a check. You've seen me write checks before.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||09/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 117||09/26/2013|
DON'T TAWLK BOUT ME LAHK I'M NOT HEEERE!
|by Anonymous||reply 118||09/26/2013|
Laugh it up, Fuzzball.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||09/26/2013|
I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||09/26/2013|
"Well, nobody's perfect!"
|by Anonymous||reply 121||09/26/2013|
Dear, do you like it when they shave their assholes?
|by Anonymous||reply 122||09/26/2013|
Here it is ... one hell of a rotten face!
|by Anonymous||reply 123||09/26/2013|
Will you just please go to the end of the pulpit!
I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale.
Foreground, my ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||09/26/2013|
Sometimes I take a picture that isn't like me. But I took it so it is like me. It has to be. I put those pictures away.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||09/26/2013|
VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA! Does that word do ANYTHING for you???
|by Anonymous||reply 126||09/26/2013|
I've got a girl whose pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||09/26/2013|
"I think your the fucking Anti-Christ"
|by Anonymous||reply 128||09/26/2013|
R39, I quoted it as Harold delivered it.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||09/26/2013|
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||09/26/2013|
I am the Walrus! John Lennon said that. I could be the Walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off my friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||09/26/2013|
It's that disco everybody's talking about!
|by Anonymous||reply 132||09/26/2013|
Weathermen don't get the kinda pussy I got. I got that PEANUT BUTTER PUSSY—brown, smooth, and easy to spread!
|by Anonymous||reply 133||09/26/2013|
"This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay."
|by Anonymous||reply 134||09/26/2013|
You'll sleep with anyone, won't you?
Well....yes... but I do have my preferences!
|by Anonymous||reply 135||09/26/2013|
OK, some of THEM are going home t'day.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||09/26/2013|
It's like the daytime didn't want to end, isn't it? It's like the daytime was gonna put up a big scrap, set the world on fire to keep the night from creeping on.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||09/26/2013|
If I'm a bitch, yo momma's a bitch, bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 138||09/26/2013|
"Mmm hmmm. The San Quentin Country Club. With a cute little rear end like that, you'll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card'll be filled every day. You'll be so popular, making all kinds of new, close friends. Big, ugly, hairy friends! Not that you'll ever see what they look like ... 'cause you'll be facing the other way!"
|by Anonymous||reply 139||09/26/2013|
Just for R133: "As soon as that camera is off he gonna fuck that little dawg.... Dawg fucker!"
|by Anonymous||reply 140||09/26/2013|
Ever since I came here, you've done nothin' but treat me like shit. Who the hell do you think you are? Yeah, I was a dance-hall girl, but what makes YOU so high and mighty? You own a whorehouse! A [italic]whorehouse[/italic] -- and with only three whores in it! One of 'em is just a senile old cow -- no offense, honey -- and the other one's so new at it, she doesn't know which end to use! So what does that make [italic]you[/italic]? THE ONLY WHORE IN CHILE VERDE!
|by Anonymous||reply 141||09/26/2013|
What are you going to do, charge me with smoking?
|by Anonymous||reply 142||09/26/2013|
I don't see how they do that. I could never eat a bug.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||09/26/2013|
Who were these men?
Who were these men? I wanted to be a NURSE!
|by Anonymous||reply 144||09/26/2013|
You were in Dames at Sea!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||09/26/2013|
The prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||09/26/2013|
Congratulations on your colon transplant.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||09/26/2013|
Remember, honey, on your wedding day it's all right to say "yes."
|by Anonymous||reply 148||09/26/2013|
He was a marvelous painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||09/26/2013|
Lady Beekman: You'll find I mean business!
Dorothy Shaw: Oh, really? Then why are you wearing that hat?
|by Anonymous||reply 150||09/26/2013|
You liquidated her! Very resourceful!
|by Anonymous||reply 151||09/26/2013|
Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||09/26/2013|
You ever see that show, Gossip Girl? Mmm...I watched an episode last night. I fingered myself so hard to that Penn Badgley guy, broke a nail.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||09/26/2013|
I have always fond girls fragrant in any phase of the moon.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||09/26/2013|
Mutual, I'm sure!
|by Anonymous||reply 155||09/26/2013|
I gotta winky-tink.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||09/26/2013|
A part in a play... you'd do all that, just for a part in a play?
|by Anonymous||reply 157||09/26/2013|
And then what, after supper? Music? Whispers?
|by Anonymous||reply 158||09/26/2013|
He's grown greedier over the years. Before he only wanted my money; now he wants my love as well. Well, he came to the wrong house - and he came twice. I shall see that he does not come a third time.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||09/26/2013|
What does he do? Oh, he's just in business, you know, the way men are.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||09/26/2013|
One usual has to go to bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature
|by Anonymous||reply 161||09/26/2013|
Catholics only, Miss. I'm afraid that we're bound by these prejudices.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||09/26/2013|
Well, well. I've escorted six husbands to the eternal threshold and come back alone without them. Now it's my turn. I've no choice but to do it, but I want to do it alone. I don't want to be escorted. I want to go forth alone. And you... you counted on touching my heart because you knew I was dying. Well, you miscalculated with this one. The milk train doesn't stop here anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||09/26/2013|
Finally, [bold]do[/bold] remember to tolerate your friends’ friends, however alien and peculiar they may seem to you. Don’t despise minorities. Smother malice. Strangle violence. Suppress prejudice. Hate hate. Be tolerant today!
|by Anonymous||reply 164||09/26/2013|
"To be," Robin: Prime Minister "to be." I haven't asked him yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||09/26/2013|
“…I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.”
|by Anonymous||reply 166||09/26/2013|
He came back with the same lines and the same silly phrases.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||09/26/2013|
Are my eyes really brown?
|by Anonymous||reply 168||09/26/2013|
I've always been known to have a stack of style I tell ya.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||09/26/2013|
It matters, Mr. Crawford.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||09/26/2013|
You are protected by the enormity of your stupidity.
Put the bunny in the box.
Everybody uses everybody.
The minutes will fly like hours.
One night while I was sleeping, my wife set fire to me. Eight months later, our marriage was falling apart.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||09/26/2013|
You got the same wig I got?
You got same the same dress I got?
Then shut up!
|by Anonymous||reply 172||09/26/2013|
Because he was a drunk, you're a drunk. Because he loved women, you're a tramp. But you forget one thing: he did it with style.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||09/26/2013|
Miss Fern dyes her hair!
|by Anonymous||reply 174||09/26/2013|
Listen... I'm tired of your chickenshit games! I don't want hints... I need to know what you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||09/26/2013|
I'm sorry to differ with you, sir, but you are the caretaker. You have always been the caretaker. I should know, sir. I've always been here.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||09/26/2013|
"Let's go, Chris. There's pee on the floor." (hisses)
|by Anonymous||reply 177||09/26/2013|
"What's happening? What's happening? WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING?"
|by Anonymous||reply 178||09/26/2013|
That there is Cundalini. And Cundalini wants his hand back.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||09/26/2013|
Well, Rick is the kind of man that... well, if I were a woman, (and I were not around,) I should be in love with Rick...
|by Anonymous||reply 180||09/26/2013|
Va où je vais, le Magnifique! Va! Va! Va!
|by Anonymous||reply 181||09/26/2013|
"Novelties and notions--what kinda notions you got?"
BTW--I love you, R148.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||09/26/2013|
A bitch is no match for a lady except in a brass bed, honey, and sometimes not even there.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||09/26/2013|
"You know sheriff, we had an elephant in our carnival with a memory like that. He went after a keeper that he'd held a grudge against for almost 15 years. Had to be shot. You just wouldn't believe how much trouble it is to dispose of a dead elephant."
|by Anonymous||reply 184||09/26/2013|
As god is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
|by Anonymous||reply 185||09/26/2013|
I'm never going into that jungle again. I gotta remember - never get outta the boat. Never get outta the boat.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||09/26/2013|
What do people say if I thumb my nose at them? What do people say if I walk down the street with little pink panties on? What do I care what people say!
|by Anonymous||reply 187||09/26/2013|
"I don't hate women. I just...hate the way they are."
|by Anonymous||reply 188||09/26/2013|
If you've nothing more to say, then pray [italic]scat[/italic]!
|by Anonymous||reply 189||09/26/2013|
Roll roll roll in za hay
|by Anonymous||reply 190||09/26/2013|
Wouldn't it be a little too much if we both grinned at her like idiots?
|by Anonymous||reply 191||09/26/2013|
Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||09/26/2013|
"Look, why don't you stop pressing? Mrs. Crandall might have been interested in in your product, but Mrs. Markham is not."
|by Anonymous||reply 193||09/26/2013|
So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||09/26/2013|
You aren't very clever, are you? I like that in a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||09/26/2013|
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||09/26/2013|
Oh, really? Did she like it?
[italic]Oh, really? Did she like it?[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 197||09/26/2013|
Shoot straight you bastards, don't make a mess of it!
|by Anonymous||reply 198||09/26/2013|
You're the kind of guy who offers a girl a ride then has to steal a car in order to give it to her.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||09/26/2013|
Down there I sell whiskey and cards. All you can buy up these stairs is a bullet in the head. Now which do you want?
|by Anonymous||reply 200||09/26/2013|
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop Dave? Stop, Dave.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||09/26/2013|
What did you do to get this role? He always said you were such a frigid little girl. What did you do to change his mind? Did you suck his cock?
|by Anonymous||reply 202||09/26/2013|
Little Miss Fire and Music. You know...junior -- the kid
|by Anonymous||reply 203||09/26/2013|
I'm gonna go wash out my vagina.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||09/26/2013|
What's a-happenin', hot stuff?
|by Anonymous||reply 205||09/26/2013|
Do I look like I'm ready for homework?!?!
|by Anonymous||reply 206||09/26/2013|
I can't believe it, Jim. That girl's standing over there listening and you're telling him about our back doors?
|by Anonymous||reply 207||09/26/2013|
Put the candle back
|by Anonymous||reply 208||09/26/2013|
I have my father's gun and a SCORCHING case of herpes.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||09/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 210||09/26/2013|
I lost my left eyelash!
|by Anonymous||reply 211||09/26/2013|
Hurry up, doctor. This baby's gots to go tinky winky!
|by Anonymous||reply 212||09/26/2013|
I'm eager to hear more of your interesting ideas about words and deeds. My rooms are in Trinity.
And I have a dining club whose members would, if I'm not mistaken, interest you. No need to bring your chum.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||09/26/2013|
What we have here is a failure to communicate
|by Anonymous||reply 214||09/26/2013|
I'm sorry... please forgive me. I'm just [italic]so[/italic] close to my menstrual cycle that I could scream!
|by Anonymous||reply 215||09/26/2013|
I still think it would be wonderful to have a man love you so much he'd kill for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||09/26/2013|
I'd just die for a ring like that. Yes sir, for a ring like that, I'd just about die.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||09/26/2013|
I'm ready for my close up
|by Anonymous||reply 218||09/26/2013|
The swimming pool... the swimming pool, the swimming pool, oh my God, she's in the swimming pool!
|by Anonymous||reply 219||09/26/2013|
It was a music made of noise!
|by Anonymous||reply 220||09/26/2013|
Jangan tembak. Nanti.
Don't shoot. Wait.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||09/26/2013|
Is this the superintendent? Yes, I want you to know sir you have a whore living in 2R! Rossi--Janice Rossi, do you hear me?!
|by Anonymous||reply 222||09/26/2013|
An architect! I could cry with pride!
|by Anonymous||reply 223||09/26/2013|
Hot sun, cool breeze, white horse on the sea, and a big shot of vitamin B in me!
|by Anonymous||reply 224||09/26/2013|
The beauty of that sentiment is something you will never know!
|by Anonymous||reply 225||09/26/2013|
She's my sister and my daughter.... understand?
|by Anonymous||reply 226||09/26/2013|
"Leave the gun, don't forget the cannoli."
|by Anonymous||reply 227||09/26/2013|
No time for the old in-out now, love. I've come to read the meter.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||09/26/2013|
Your money's no good here, Mr. Torrance. What'll it be, sir?
|by Anonymous||reply 229||09/26/2013|
Flies? Flies? Poor puny things! Who wants to eat flies?
Not when I can get nice fat spiders!
|by Anonymous||reply 230||09/26/2013|
Is this the Cocksucker residence?
|by Anonymous||reply 231||09/26/2013|
Is it possible, even conceivable, that you've confused me with that gang of backward children you play tricks on, that you have the same contempt for me as you have for them?
|by Anonymous||reply 232||09/26/2013|
Take me away...from...all...this...DEATH!
|by Anonymous||reply 233||09/26/2013|
Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy...! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX!
|by Anonymous||reply 234||09/26/2013|
It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry.
But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||09/26/2013|
You know, the hardest part of all is finding out too late that none of it lasts.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||09/26/2013|
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."
|by Anonymous||reply 237||09/26/2013|
How the fuck am I supposed to eat pigs feet without collard greens, dummy?
|by Anonymous||reply 238||09/26/2013|
Get off the grift, Roy... You don't have the stomach for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||09/26/2013|
On second thought, I don't think I want you to do my nails. I'm getting a little too old for that whorey look.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||09/26/2013|
It was right after yogurt time.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||09/26/2013|
You'll find the shame is like the pain: you only feel it once.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||09/26/2013|
Betty Sue, your mommy just wrote herself a song.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||09/26/2013|
"This should be open. Its civil rights. This is the 90s."
|by Anonymous||reply 244||09/26/2013|
$6000 dollars??? It's not even LEATHER!
|by Anonymous||reply 245||09/26/2013|
No wire hangers, ever!
|by Anonymous||reply 246||09/27/2013|
A boy's best friend is his mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||09/27/2013|
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||09/27/2013|
Stella! Hey, Stella!
|by Anonymous||reply 249||09/27/2013|
Someday, children will eat of its fruit.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||09/27/2013|
"This ain't Nam! THERE ARE RULES!"
|by Anonymous||reply 251||09/27/2013|
"Now with Naomi ...yeah... you're gonna get it. You're get it goooood!"
|by Anonymous||reply 252||09/27/2013|
"I want to pick up the pieces of my life."
"Well if it's just a piece you want you can pick it up right here."
|by Anonymous||reply 253||09/27/2013|
Wretched stuff! Fetch me a chocolate. Quick!
|by Anonymous||reply 254||09/27/2013|
Shove it! Shove it! Shove it!
|by Anonymous||reply 255||09/27/2013|
"Oh, Mike, I could have gotten a job acting, modeling, something..."
|by Anonymous||reply 256||09/27/2013|
If he wants to dream for a while, he can dream for a while, and if he wants to come back and sell peanuts, oh, how I'll believe in those peanuts!
|by Anonymous||reply 257||09/27/2013|
What an actress. I just loved her in 'Gone With the Wind'.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||09/27/2013|
Sometimes Dolores - sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hang onto.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||09/27/2013|
"Kids! I love 'em."
|by Anonymous||reply 260||09/27/2013|
"...Chicken isn't vegan??"
|by Anonymous||reply 261||09/27/2013|
Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?
|by Anonymous||reply 262||09/27/2013|
I did a show in St. Louis, maybe you saw it? It was called "Leave a Specimen".
|by Anonymous||reply 263||09/27/2013|
My colors are blush and bashful!!
|by Anonymous||reply 264||09/27/2013|
Yeah, they're dead, they're--all messed up.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||09/27/2013|
I won't be here when you get back, don't you see? It's going to happen before then. Don't ask me to explain it, I just know. There'll be somebody with my name, and she'll cook and clean like crazy, but she won't take pictures, and she won't be me! She'll - she'll, she'll be like one of those the robots in Disneyland.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||09/27/2013|
Anyone for Ion Propulsion?
|by Anonymous||reply 267||09/27/2013|
You know what Gus, I feel like breaking your broken legs!
|by Anonymous||reply 268||09/27/2013|
"Tom, you know you surprise me. If anything in this life is certain - if history has taught us anything - it's that you can kill anybody."
|by Anonymous||reply 269||09/27/2013|
"Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream! You know when fluoridation began?... 1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women ... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake ... but I do deny them my essence."
|by Anonymous||reply 270||09/27/2013|
Excuse the soiled sock.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||09/27/2013|
He ran away with a woman momma, and everybody knows it.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||09/27/2013|
All right, college boy, I'll help. But there's a case you boys in Homicide don't care about, you think it's just another Hollywood "homo"-cide. Well, I don't. You help me with mine, I'll help you with yours. Deal?
|by Anonymous||reply 273||09/27/2013|
Bonjour, je veux mon livre.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||09/27/2013|
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
|by Anonymous||reply 275||09/27/2013|
I got off that boat with nothing but my dance belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!
|by Anonymous||reply 276||09/27/2013|
And please don't tell me to fuck off, because it really hurts my feelings.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||09/27/2013|
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
|by Anonymous||reply 278||09/27/2013|
"Well boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule ... the radio is gone and we're leakin' fuel, and if we was flyin' any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing. But we got one little fudge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!"
|by Anonymous||reply 279||09/27/2013|
Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!
|by Anonymous||reply 280||09/27/2013|
I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!
|by Anonymous||reply 281||09/27/2013|
"Damn your eyes."
|by Anonymous||reply 282||09/27/2013|
Are you a lesbian? Leslie says that nine out of ten prostitutes are lesbians.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||09/27/2013|
What most wives fail to realize is that their husband's philandering has nothing whatever to do with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||09/27/2013|
"Hello Devil, welcome to Hell."
|by Anonymous||reply 285||09/27/2013|
My date? We had dim sum. I was almost raped.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||09/27/2013|
Anxiety, nightmares and a nervous breakdown, there’s only so many traumas a person can withstand until they take to the streets and start screaming.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||09/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 288||09/27/2013|
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||09/27/2013|
DOLLY! You've got a WILLIE!
|by Anonymous||reply 290||09/27/2013|
Never burn bridges. Today's junior *prick*, tomorrow's senior partner.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||09/27/2013|
I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||09/27/2013|
You're passing up a swell chance, honey. Where I spit no grass grows ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||09/27/2013|
We have to get these people to a hospital.
Yes, it's a big building with doctors but that's not important right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||09/27/2013|
Now we're through the looking glass here, people. White is black and black is white.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||09/27/2013|
I seen a wolf in anyone I ever met, and I see a wolf in YOU!
|by Anonymous||reply 296||09/27/2013|
Thank you. I wanna tell you all a little secret which you might not know, and that is that last night I thanked my lucky stars that I could be here at all to sing for ya. I heard on the radio this little boy, nine years old. Sometimes a deejay'll play a tune and ask everybody to phone in and say how they like it. I was listenin', and this little nine-year-old called in. The song had voices in the background, like the way they use backup voices these days, soundin' like little munchkins. He called up, the deejay said, "How old are you, son?" The boy said, "I'm nine, and I think it's gonna be a hit. " The deejay said, "Why?" "Because it had those chipmunks in it. " And I thought that was so cute, because, well, I can sing like a munchkin myself. I'm real fond of The Wizard of Oz. Plus, I live out, you know, just a ways off of Interstate on the road to Chattanooga. So you can see why I kinda related to that. I think me and the boys are gonna strike up another tune for you now. Let's go, boys. I think there's a storm... seems like it's a-brewin'. That's what my grandaddy used to say before he lost his hearin'. Once he got deaf, he never talked much no more. 'Cept sometimes he'd say "Oh, gosh" or "Durn it" or "My word!" My granny'd go around clickin' her teeth to the radio all day. Boy, was she a lot of fun, and cooked my favorite, roast beef. She was a sweetheart. She raised chickens too. She, um... Did you ever hear a chicken sound? You know how chickens go? Here, chick, chick, chick. Here, chick, chick, chick. Anyway, I guess we'd better strike up this tune before it's too late. Okay, boys. The first job I ever really got... Grandma... She's the one who clacked her false teeth to the radio. She taught my mama how to sing, and my mama taught me. One time she took me, 'cause we was gonna get a new Frigidaire. She took me to the Frigidaire store where the man was advertisin'. This record was goin' 'round, and Mama told him I knew how to sing. He said, "If she learns this tune, I'll give y'all a quarter. " So Mama and I went home... And then what happened? Let's see, I think... Uh, yeah. We went home and I learned both sides of the record in half an hour. We went back and told him that I'd learned 'em, and he said, "Let me hear," so I sang both sides of the record instead of just one. So he gave us cents, and we went across the street and had us a soda.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||09/27/2013|
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
|by Anonymous||reply 298||09/27/2013|
Why don't you come up sometime and, ah, see me?
|by Anonymous||reply 299||09/27/2013|
Tell me about it, stud!
|by Anonymous||reply 300||09/27/2013|
Keep away from her, send for Chino
This is not the María wee-no'
|by Anonymous||reply 301||09/27/2013|
This Wenesday, one woman will teach another woman to sound a little less retarded.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||09/27/2013|
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby...
|by Anonymous||reply 303||09/27/2013|
She was the greatest of them all. You wouldn't know, you're too young. In one week she received 17,000 fan letters. Men bribed her hairdresser to get a lock of her hair. There was a maharajah who came all the way from India to beg one of her silk stockings. Later he strangled himself with it!
|by Anonymous||reply 304||09/27/2013|
I AM big. It's the pictures that got small!
|by Anonymous||reply 305||09/27/2013|
Let me make one thing clear. I am not now — nor have I ever been — named ‘Fred.’
|by Anonymous||reply 306||09/27/2013|
Is this true?
|by Anonymous||reply 307||09/27/2013|
“I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.”
“Where did he conduct?”
“On the Baltimore and Ohio.”
|by Anonymous||reply 308||09/27/2013|
We was at Rigoletto's, wit' you. Right, boss?
|by Anonymous||reply 309||09/27/2013|
"Hey! Knock it off, will you, sis. I ain't saying this is the classiest joint in town, but we gotta draw the line somewhere. Come on! Back in your seat!"
|by Anonymous||reply 310||09/27/2013|
Why is it that sooner or later no matter what we talk about... we wind up talking about Addie Ross?
----------[off voice] Maybe it's because if you girls didn't talk about me you wouldn't talk at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||09/27/2013|
"We can make it! We can make it! I don't think we can make it."
|by Anonymous||reply 312||09/27/2013|
I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all. It stretches on forever, like an ocean of time. For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout Camp, watching falling stars. [Gunshot] And yellow leaves from the maple trees that lined our street. [Gunshot] Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper. And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird. And Janie, and Janie. And Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will someday.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||09/27/2013|
R314 might be my favorite ever!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 314||09/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 315||09/27/2013|
Wat'cha taking speech cleasses foah? Ya tawk foine!
|by Anonymous||reply 316||09/27/2013|
Then you have shitty taste, R315
|by Anonymous||reply 317||09/27/2013|
I'm damned if I'm going to stand here and have you tell me you're in love with somebody else. Because this isn't a convention weekend with your secretary, is it? Or - or some broad that you picked up after three belts of booze. This is your great winter romance, isn't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 318||09/27/2013|
We're not a respectable network. We're a whorehouse network, and we have to take whatever we can get.
Well, I don't want any part of it. I don't fancy myself the president of a whorehouse.
|by Anonymous||reply 319||09/27/2013|
What's really bugging me now is my daytime programming. NBC's got a lock on daytime - lousy game shows - and I'd like to bust them. I'm thinking of doing a homosexual soap opera, "The Dykes": The heart-rending saga about a woman hopelessly in love with her husband's mistress.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||09/27/2013|
Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.
|by Anonymous||reply 321||09/27/2013|
Sorry...I never forget a face...especially when I've sat on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 322||09/27/2013|
I play the flute,sir, in honor of our forefathers who died in Lexington and Concord.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||09/27/2013|
I'm going to go sink into a long, hot beauty bath now and try to erase the stink of a five-year marriage!
|by Anonymous||reply 324||09/27/2013|
Your maudlin and full of self pity. Your magnificent.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||09/27/2013|
It puts the lotion in the basket.
|by Anonymous||reply 326||09/27/2013|
Not a quote, but a great visual:
[bold]DUSK TO DAWN
3 MARGUERITE DURAS HITS
THE TRUCK - INDIA SONG - DESTROY, SHE SAID[/bold]
|by Anonymous||reply 327||09/27/2013|
"Save a little craziness for menopause!"
|by Anonymous||reply 328||09/27/2013|
"You don't need props, do you Baby?"
|by Anonymous||reply 329||09/27/2013|
Having you in my family is a pretty dismal prospect.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||09/27/2013|
"Oh Bomber..don't be forever a creep!"
|by Anonymous||reply 331||09/27/2013|
You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
|by Anonymous||reply 332||09/27/2013|
I make more money than Calvin Coolidge.....put togetha!
|by Anonymous||reply 333||09/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 334||09/27/2013|
I can't figure out if you're a detective or a pervert.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||09/27/2013|
"What's wrong with Muriel Puce???"
|by Anonymous||reply 336||09/27/2013|
"...they even used Bon-Ami!"
|by Anonymous||reply 337||09/27/2013|
"take off her binder! take off her binder!"
|by Anonymous||reply 338||09/27/2013|
Eat your checkers!
|by Anonymous||reply 339||09/27/2013|
i've got the most scathingly brilliant idea!
|by Anonymous||reply 340||09/27/2013|
I have to return some videotapes.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||09/27/2013|
I live with two men, who live together.
|by Anonymous||reply 342||09/27/2013|
I'll tell you in another life when we are both cats.
|by Anonymous||reply 343||09/27/2013|
LOL @ R340! That's one movie I never expected to see quoted. "Taro caro salomon!"
|by Anonymous||reply 344||09/27/2013|
"Beulah--peel me a grape!"
|by Anonymous||reply 345||09/27/2013|
Save the speech rummy. She's fucked - I'm ready - and the god damn show must go on.
|by Anonymous||reply 346||09/27/2013|
Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||09/27/2013|
"Dr. Eve, next time I masturbate I think I'll try to fantasize about a woman that's a bit more manly. Oh I know! How about that Miss Jane Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies? She kinda manly."
|by Anonymous||reply 348||09/27/2013|
"There's only ONE little operation performed here, Mama, it's on the brain! It's called a lobotomy! You may have heard of it, or read about it, I know I have! They bore HOLES into your skull."
|by Anonymous||reply 349||09/27/2013|
"Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!"
|by Anonymous||reply 350||09/27/2013|
"Because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt."
|by Anonymous||reply 351||09/27/2013|
He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!
|by Anonymous||reply 352||09/27/2013|
"They know I can't move a finger, and I won't. I'll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do... suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly."
|by Anonymous||reply 353||09/27/2013|
I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
|by Anonymous||reply 354||09/27/2013|
"Mister Mango on my shoulder... Freddy! Dance with me!"
|by Anonymous||reply 355||09/27/2013|
"A wed wose. How womantic."
|by Anonymous||reply 356||09/27/2013|
"Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday,..."
"Say! Any of you guys know how to Madison?"
|by Anonymous||reply 357||09/27/2013|
"You think every girl's a dope. You think a girl goes to a party and there's some guy in a fancy striped vest strutting around giving you that I'm-so-handsome-you-can't-resist-me look. From this she's supposed to fall flat on her face. Well, she doesn't fall on her face. But there's another guy in the room, over in the corner. Maybe he's nervous and shy and perspiring a little. First, you look past him. But then you sense that he's gentle and kind and worried. That he'll be tender with you, nice and sweet. That's what's really exciting."
|by Anonymous||reply 358||09/27/2013|
If you have a milkshake. And I have a milkshake. And if I have a straw... My straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
|by Anonymous||reply 359||09/27/2013|
"A cat makes a better mother then you!"
|by Anonymous||reply 360||09/27/2013|
When you see the girl in the picture that was shown to you earlier today, you will say, "this is the girl". The rest of the cast can stay, that's up to you. But the choice for that lead girl is NOT up to you. Now,you will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad. Good night.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||09/27/2013|
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
|by Anonymous||reply 362||09/27/2013|
I always had hopes of being a big star. But as you get older, you aim a little lower. Everybody wants to make an impression, some mark upon the world. Then you think, you've made a mark on the world if you just get through it, and a few people remember your name. Then you've left a mark. You don't have to bend the whole world. I think it's better to just enjoy it. Pay your dues, and just enjoy it. If you shoot a arrow and it goes real high, hooray for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 363||09/27/2013|
R348 I love that you caught my quote....LOVE that movie!
|by Anonymous||reply 364||09/27/2013|
"10 cents a cake? Well, its fine to be homespun in the country, but really!"
|by Anonymous||reply 365||09/27/2013|
"Bunny Bixler and I were in the semi-finals - the very semi-finals, mind you - of the ping-pong tournament at the club and this ghastly thing happened. We were both playing way over our heads and the score was 29-28. And we had this really terrific volley and I stepped back to get this really terrific shot. And I stepped on the ping-pong ball! I just squashed it to bits. And then Bunny and I ran to the closet of the game room to get another ping-pong ball and the closet was locked! Imagine? We had to call the whole thing off. Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly."
|by Anonymous||reply 366||09/27/2013|
Last week he entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument. One of them pulled a knife. Chris who would always make the best peace tried to break it up. He was stabbed in the throat. He died almost instantly.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||09/27/2013|
It lies to her. It says things only a child can understand. It has been using her to restrain the others. To her it simply is another child. To us it is The Beast.
[yes, I know this movie was referenced earlier in the thread]
|by Anonymous||reply 368||09/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 369||09/27/2013|
If she was here I'd probably be just as crazy now as I was then in about 5 minutes. Ain't that ridiculous?... Naw, it ain't really. 'Cause being crazy about a woman like her is always the right thing to do. Being an old decrepit bag of bones, that's what's ridiculous. Gettin' old.
|by Anonymous||reply 370||09/27/2013|
Brian: Screw Maximilian!
Sally: I do.
Brian: So do I.
Sally: You two bastards!
Brian: Two? Two? Shouldn't that be three?
|by Anonymous||reply 371||09/27/2013|
I'm afraid once they're done singing they're gonna take hostages!
|by Anonymous||reply 372||09/27/2013|
Aww, the milk went bad while I was in jail.
|by Anonymous||reply 373||09/27/2013|
But... but maybe he's only a little crazy like painters or composers or... or some of those men in Washington.
|by Anonymous||reply 374||09/27/2013|
When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.
|by Anonymous||reply 375||09/27/2013|
Robert! You came back!
|by Anonymous||reply 376||09/27/2013|
Such a pretty name for a disease. Sounds like a rare flower, doesn't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 377||09/27/2013|
All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 378||09/27/2013|
open the door for Mr. Muckle!
|by Anonymous||reply 379||09/27/2013|
I think my biggest problem is being young and beautiful. It's my biggest problem because I've never BEEN young and beautiful. Oh, I been beautiful, and god knows I been young, but never the twain have met -- not so's anyone would notice, anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 380||09/27/2013|
Waiter. There is too much pepper in my paprikash.
|by Anonymous||reply 381||09/27/2013|
I won't be ignored, Dan.
|by Anonymous||reply 382||09/27/2013|
You,re not a man! Neither you, nor your father,if you know him, nor your sons if your neighbours made them for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 383||09/27/2013|
His brain has not only been washed, as they say... It has been dry cleaned.
|by Anonymous||reply 384||09/27/2013|
I'm poor, Black, I may even be ugly, but dear God, I'm here! I'm here!
|by Anonymous||reply 385||09/27/2013|
Scudder missed his boat ?
|by Anonymous||reply 386||09/27/2013|
Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think one's all right, he turns legit.
|by Anonymous||reply 387||09/27/2013|
Not on Christmas, Dawn... not on Christmas!
|by Anonymous||reply 388||09/27/2013|
I hate these walls! I hate that sofa! The only thing in this house that doesn't make me puke, is the front door... because THAT'S the way I'm getting OUT!
|by Anonymous||reply 389||09/27/2013|
Oh, Heintz, she's straight from the gutter— a [italic]fille de joie[/italic]!
|by Anonymous||reply 390||09/27/2013|
I said, turn it off! Nobody laughs at me! Because I laugh first. At me! Me, from Seattle! Me, with no education. Me, with no talent, as you kept reminding me my whole life! Well, Mama look at me now. I'm a star!
|by Anonymous||reply 391||09/27/2013|
I keep seeing these people, all recognizing each other. Something is passing between them all, some secret. It's a conspiracy, I know it.
|by Anonymous||reply 392||09/27/2013|
Put 'em up! Put 'em up!
|by Anonymous||reply 393||09/27/2013|
I'm going to sing you a song. I do hope you just love it. And even if you don't, I don't really mind. As long as you love me!
|by Anonymous||reply 394||09/27/2013|
"You can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause."
|by Anonymous||reply 395||09/27/2013|
S: "Chewing gum helps me think."
A: "Try more gum!"
|by Anonymous||reply 396||09/27/2013|
"I call myself Phoebe."
"And why not?"
|by Anonymous||reply 397||09/27/2013|
Difficult color, green.
|by Anonymous||reply 398||09/27/2013|
Tonya! Can you play the balalaika?
|by Anonymous||reply 399||09/27/2013|
You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 400||09/27/2013|
Pink is my signature color.
|by Anonymous||reply 401||09/27/2013|
S: Would you ever hurt me? O: No! S: Neglect me? O: Never! S: Shit on me? O: [pause] Do you want me to?
|by Anonymous||reply 402||09/27/2013|
You're too short for that gesture. Besides, it went out with Mrs. Fiske.
|by Anonymous||reply 403||09/27/2013|
"...Then you give your sister her half of THIS (slap)!"
|by Anonymous||reply 404||09/27/2013|
Would you like me to seduce you?
|by Anonymous||reply 405||09/27/2013|
“You do care a little for me, I know... but nothing to speak of, and you don't love me. I was yours once till death if you'd cared to keep me, but I'm someone else's now... and he's mine in a way that shocks you, but why don't you stop being shocked, and attend to your own happiness.”
|by Anonymous||reply 406||09/27/2013|
Now, we shan't never be parted. It's finished.
|by Anonymous||reply 407||09/27/2013|
"It looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
|by Anonymous||reply 408||09/27/2013|
"No one thinks you're crazy, Nancy."
|by Anonymous||reply 409||09/27/2013|
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
|by Anonymous||reply 410||09/27/2013|
"How could I tell if there was toast under all that goo?"
|by Anonymous||reply 411||09/27/2013|
"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'."
|by Anonymous||reply 412||09/27/2013|
"I keep her underwear on this side. They were made specially for her by the nuns in the Convent of St. Claire."
|by Anonymous||reply 413||09/27/2013|
"Sorry? What good is that? How could you ever repay the 30 seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate you, your husband, your children, and your relatives!"
|by Anonymous||reply 414||09/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 415||09/27/2013|
"I'm almost sure that was the name."
"Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide gorilla?"
|by Anonymous||reply 416||09/27/2013|
"Well, whatever I am, I could get you whatever you want."
"Well, what I really want is to suck his cock."
|by Anonymous||reply 417||09/27/2013|
Oh my dear...that's something you'll never have to worry about.
|by Anonymous||reply 418||09/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 419||09/27/2013|
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
|by Anonymous||reply 420||09/27/2013|
Do you love her?
I don't know how I feel. I'm grateful I can feel anything. I know I'm obsessed with her.
Then say it. You keep telling me that you're obsessed, you're infatuated. Say that you're in love with her.
I'm in love with her.
|by Anonymous||reply 421||09/27/2013|
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
|by Anonymous||reply 422||09/27/2013|
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
|by Anonymous||reply 423||09/27/2013|
Soylent Green...is PEOPLE!
|by Anonymous||reply 424||09/27/2013|
"...So how 'bout it, honey? Just for a little while? Let 'ole Trixie sit up front with her big tits."
On censored TV, "tits" is substituted with a poorly dubbed "ones."
|by Anonymous||reply 425||09/27/2013|
"Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"
|by Anonymous||reply 426||09/27/2013|
Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.
You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
|by Anonymous||reply 427||09/27/2013|
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious.
|by Anonymous||reply 428||09/27/2013|
Good Lord, Francine! Don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home? Call me a cab, this instant.
|by Anonymous||reply 429||09/27/2013|
Three days later, the unthinkable happened. Mrs. Manson Mingott sent out invitations summoning everyone to a formal dinner. Such an occasion demanded the most careful consideration. It required the appropriate plate. It also called for three extra footmen, two dishes for each course, and a Roman punch in the middle. The dinner, New York read on the invitation, was "to meet the Countess Olenska." And New York... declined.
|by Anonymous||reply 430||09/27/2013|
Morris... deserted me. Now do you admire me, Father?
|by Anonymous||reply 431||09/27/2013|
Can't you just sit here and look out into the air? Isn't that enough? Do you always have to badger me for attention?
|by Anonymous||reply 432||09/28/2013|
Mount me if you must, but please ... not a kiss!
|by Anonymous||reply 433||09/28/2013|
What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.
|by Anonymous||reply 434||09/28/2013|
The grief from his wife's death became greater and greater agony. The home they had so long shared became a tomb, a sweet memory of her joyous living. The sky to which he had once looked was now only a covering for her dead body. The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted with her own hands became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks. Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home... never to return again!
|by Anonymous||reply 435||09/28/2013|
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence -- the word and the act.
While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains: sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well.
Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of Woman. The softness is there -- the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: Handle with care, and don't drop your guard.
This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, anytime, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist -- or a dancer in a go-go club!
|by Anonymous||reply 436||09/28/2013|
"Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily...(sips scotch)I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only thing left for you to do.."
"And what would that be?"
"Say 'auf Wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls!"
|by Anonymous||reply 437||09/28/2013|
Orange mocha frappuccino!
|by Anonymous||reply 438||09/28/2013|
And when they bury me, they can put on the gravestone, 'This was a big waste of time.'
|by Anonymous||reply 439||09/28/2013|
I coulda' been a contender.....
Instead of a bum, which is what I am - let's face it, Charley
|by Anonymous||reply 440||09/28/2013|
Well, here we are at another murder. I'd rather we met for miniature golf!
|by Anonymous||reply 441||09/28/2013|
"Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard."
|by Anonymous||reply 442||09/28/2013|
Seize them and FUCK them!
|by Anonymous||reply 443||09/28/2013|
We're into B&D, but not S&M. We met at the A&P.
|by Anonymous||reply 445||09/28/2013|
Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
|by Anonymous||reply 446||09/28/2013|
"Are you sure you have everything, Otis?"
"I've never had any complaints yet."
|by Anonymous||reply 447||09/28/2013|
"Now here is a little peninsula and, uh, here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland."
"Why a duck?"
"I'm all right. How are you?"
|by Anonymous||reply 448||09/28/2013|
"You look like the Fourth of July!, makes me want a hot dog real baaad..."
|by Anonymous||reply 449||09/28/2013|
My God, it's full of stars.
|by Anonymous||reply 450||09/28/2013|
You're so resourceful, dear. I ought to go to you for plots.
You ought to go to someone!
|by Anonymous||reply 451||09/28/2013|
You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
|by Anonymous||reply 452||09/28/2013|
Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?
|by Anonymous||reply 453||09/28/2013|
Rebels are we! Born to be free!
|by Anonymous||reply 454||09/28/2013|
H: You stupid fuck.
V: You goddamn bitch.
H: I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke.
V: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.
|by Anonymous||reply 455||09/28/2013|
"Just say NO!!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 456||09/28/2013|
3 minutes to Wapner
|by Anonymous||reply 457||09/28/2013|
"I'm an excellent driver."
|by Anonymous||reply 458||09/28/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 459||09/28/2013|
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
|by Anonymous||reply 460||09/28/2013|
Do you know that they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, Ernest?
|by Anonymous||reply 461||09/28/2013|
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
|by Anonymous||reply 462||09/28/2013|
THE GREATEST THING YOU'LL EVER LEARN IS JUST TO LOVE AND BE LOVED IN RETURN.
|by Anonymous||reply 463||09/28/2013|
It's wrong! Shockingly wrong!
|by Anonymous||reply 464||09/28/2013|
I want them to know I want them to know.
|by Anonymous||reply 465||09/28/2013|
" On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this, I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building. And when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck, it looked...like THIS!! Yessir--the worst accident I ever seen!"
|by Anonymous||reply 466||09/28/2013|
I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
|by Anonymous||reply 467||09/28/2013|
[italic]BREAD MAKES YOU [bold]FAT[/bold]?!?[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 468||09/28/2013|
I wasn't always like this. Oh, I mean, of course I was always visually stunning ...
|by Anonymous||reply 469||09/28/2013|
Heather over there in the deli, she comes to work in her blue jeans and her tattoos and her piercings. No glamor. Bag your groceries, yes, but I'm talkin' about glamor. Mystique.
|by Anonymous||reply 470||09/28/2013|
Blanche: You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair.
Jane: But you *are*, Blanche! You *are* in that chair!
|by Anonymous||reply 472||09/28/2013|
"This check seems to be made out to "selfish, arrogant dickhead." "They'll cash it. They know it's you."
|by Anonymous||reply 473||09/28/2013|
"Do you like vegetables? I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi', OH so very special... about a FIRM young carrot."
|by Anonymous||reply 474||09/28/2013|
"Emma, how is your life going to turn out if you keep having children with that man? What miracle is going to come along to rescue you?"
|by Anonymous||reply 475||09/28/2013|
"I was talking to Bianca, and she was saying that in her culture they have these rites of passages and rituals and cermonies, and, just all kinds of things that, when you do them, go through them, let you know that you're an adult? Doesn't that sound great?"
|by Anonymous||reply 476||09/28/2013|
Bialistok and Blume, Bialistok and Blume
|by Anonymous||reply 477||09/28/2013|
"Ah yes, little Mary! A delightful if somewhat... willful child. She'll make an excellent Pileforth student!"
|by Anonymous||reply 478||09/28/2013|
"I don't believe this! I have to get up at 5:30 every morning so I can beat rush hour traffic into the city and go sit behind a desk for eight hours a day and miss Oprah Winfrey everyday on my summer vacation!!! And then, I get to drive home in gridlock IN A VOLVO with no air conditioning just so I can take care of you guys and put food on the damn table! It's a rat race and it sucks, Kenny. So what do you want, a medal?!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 479||09/28/2013|
I love, R486.
|by Anonymous||reply 480||09/28/2013|
I'll never let go, Jack. I promise.
|by Anonymous||reply 481||09/28/2013|
"Christopher Columbus! What richness!"
|by Anonymous||reply 482||09/28/2013|
Julius Caesar: Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in fo' me!
|by Anonymous||reply 483||09/28/2013|
"It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!"
"Like I said, Hell No!"
|by Anonymous||reply 484||09/28/2013|
Dora, I suspect you're a treasure.
|by Anonymous||reply 485||09/28/2013|
"Newland. You couldn't be happy if it meant being cruel. If we act any other way I'll be making you act against what I love in you most. And I can't go back to that way of thinking. Don't you see? I can't love you unless I give you up."
|by Anonymous||reply 486||09/28/2013|
"Will somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat steals all of my press? THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!"
|by Anonymous||reply 487||09/28/2013|
"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo! So long ago when there was nothing but our love! No politics, no plotting, no war!"
|by Anonymous||reply 488||09/28/2013|
"Militant arm of the warm blooded oppressors! Animal protectors of the status quo! FIRST... I'll rid myself of the FURRED and FEATHERED pests... and then Gotham will be mine.. for the GREENING!"
|by Anonymous||reply 489||09/28/2013|
"So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!"
|by Anonymous||reply 490||09/28/2013|
"All the Schlegels are exceptional. They are British to the backbone, of course, but their father was German, which is why they care for literature and art."
|by Anonymous||reply 491||09/28/2013|
Vuld the doctor care for a brandy?
|by Anonymous||reply 492||09/28/2013|
They'll love it Pomona.
They'll love it every place!
|by Anonymous||reply 493||09/28/2013|
A: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
D:: Well, there goes your social life.
|by Anonymous||reply 494||09/28/2013|
"Have you known what it was to lie in bed for three days because you had nothing to eat... in a room with three other families and a toilet in the middle... a big pan with a plank on it... and your father making love to a street whore in the corner?"
|by Anonymous||reply 495||09/28/2013|
"Whores and metaphors don't mix. Who are you?"
"I'm Cinderella, Cleopatra. Goldie Hawn, Eva Braun. I'm little Miss Muffett, I'm Pocahontas. I'm whoever you want me to be, reverend!"
|by Anonymous||reply 496||09/28/2013|
"Signor Ravelli's first selection will be, 'Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping', with a male chorus."
|by Anonymous||reply 497||09/28/2013|
"I catch you with that punk one more time, and he's a dead man! You know what I'm saying? D-E-D!"
|by Anonymous||reply 498||09/28/2013|
"I'm approaching the age when Mother first began showing signs of strain."
|by Anonymous||reply 499||09/28/2013|
This is a major intellectual and he leaves a note that says "I've gone out the window."
|by Anonymous||reply 500||09/28/2013|
Yeah. Well. That's just like. Your opinion. Man.
|by Anonymous||reply 501||09/28/2013|
"You mean the David Lo Pan that is Chairman of the National Orient Bank and owns the Wing Kong Import/Export Trading Company, but who's so reclusive that no one's even laid eyes on this guy in years?!"
|by Anonymous||reply 502||09/28/2013|
"When one woman strikes at the heart of another she seldom misses, and the wound is invariably fatal!"
|by Anonymous||reply 503||09/28/2013|
"DEBBY DOES DALLAS. DEBBY DOES DES MOINES. DEBBY DOES DÜSSELDORF. Busy girl, that Debby."
|by Anonymous||reply 504||09/28/2013|
"No, no, no, no. I'm too young to be a grandmother. Grandmothers are old. They bake, and they sew, and they tell you stories about the Depression. I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake! I peed in a field! I hung on to The Who's helicopter as it flew away!"
|by Anonymous||reply 505||09/28/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 506||09/28/2013|
"You selfish girl! This union has been planned since their infancy. Do you think it can be prevented by a young woman of inferior birth whose own sister's elopement resulted in a scandalously patched-up marriage only achieved at the expense of your uncle? Heaven and Earth! Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted?!!! Now tell me once and for all, are you engaged to him?"
|by Anonymous||reply 507||09/28/2013|
I'll wind up like the guy with the wool cap who delivers for the florist.
|by Anonymous||reply 508||09/28/2013|
And I was taught that to be an actress, one should be fashionable, and to be fashionable is to be androgynous. And I am androgynous not less than David Bowie himself. And they call me beautiful, and I kill with my cunt. Isn't it fashionable?
|by Anonymous||reply 509||09/28/2013|
I can hear Dame Judi right now, R514.
“If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.”
|by Anonymous||reply 510||09/28/2013|
"He's not a floozy. He can't be a floozy. You're a floozy."
|by Anonymous||reply 511||09/28/2013|
Love you, R410! Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah?
|by Anonymous||reply 512||09/28/2013|
Thanks, I just got it stuffed.
|by Anonymous||reply 513||09/28/2013|
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.
|by Anonymous||reply 514||09/28/2013|
You know where you can bury your hatchet? Now get your bony ass outta my sight!
|by Anonymous||reply 515||09/28/2013|
I think it's a reasonable assumption that if you're dead you don't suddenly turn up in the New York City Transit System.
|by Anonymous||reply 516||09/28/2013|
She's my sister AND my daughter!
|by Anonymous||reply 517||09/28/2013|
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.
Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis breath!
|by Anonymous||reply 518||09/28/2013|
"We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks."
|by Anonymous||reply 519||09/28/2013|
Molly, you in danger, girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 520||09/28/2013|
[through the wall] ... and please don't tell me what Laura-Louise said, 'cause I'm *not* interested!
|by Anonymous||reply 521||09/28/2013|
"Operator, I've been trying to get 555-8129. 212? The recording says its been disconnected?!! Operator, this is a real emergency. PLEASE. You HAVE to give me that number.
Well *FUCK YOU*!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 522||09/28/2013|
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 523||09/28/2013|
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
|by Anonymous||reply 524||09/28/2013|
Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!
|by Anonymous||reply 525||09/28/2013|
Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?
|by Anonymous||reply 526||09/28/2013|
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!
|by Anonymous||reply 527||09/28/2013|
Who wants to go to a fucking school and learn to dance anyway?!
|by Anonymous||reply 528||09/28/2013|
"Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
|by Anonymous||reply 529||09/28/2013|
I want to deceive him enough to make him - want me.
|by Anonymous||reply 530||09/28/2013|
R373 ....Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.
|by Anonymous||reply 531||09/28/2013|
Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 532||09/28/2013|
So, my sister and Robbie were never able to have the time together they both so longed for... and deserved. Which ever since I've... ever since I've always felt I prevented. But what sense of hope or satisfaction could a reader derive from an ending like that?
|by Anonymous||reply 533||09/28/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 534||09/28/2013|
There seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin. Never seen it before in my life! Have you?
|by Anonymous||reply 535||09/28/2013|
See how beautiful Edie was when she was young? It’s perfectly foolish of her not to look that way now. You look horrible.
|by Anonymous||reply 536||09/28/2013|
"You're sore because you've fallen for a little drunk you tamed in Miami and you don't like it. It makes you sick all over, doesn't it? People will laugh at you, the invincible Devlin, in love with someone who isn't worth even wasting the words on."
|by Anonymous||reply 537||09/28/2013|
All right, all right, don't lose your blob!
|by Anonymous||reply 538||09/28/2013|
"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for awhile because you're probably wanted for murder."
|by Anonymous||reply 539||09/28/2013|
Look, I've got ONE job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it! OK?!?!?
|by Anonymous||reply 540||09/28/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 541||09/28/2013|
You're just a virgin who can't drive.
|by Anonymous||reply 542||09/28/2013|
"He's what you'd call neat. Not 'neat': terrific. 'Neat': neat. He is so neat its revolting. He only does it to show me up. A real goody-goody. A perfect person and a creep. His name is Ben, but I call him Ape-Face."
|by Anonymous||reply 543||09/28/2013|
Is everybody gay?!
|by Anonymous||reply 544||09/28/2013|
I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold... Oh, dinner at eight, Harold. And do try and be a little more vivacious.
|by Anonymous||reply 545||09/28/2013|
Now, listen. I've put up with a lot. I've tolerated plastic flower arrangements. I overlooked ceramic hands clasped in prayer and even a sphinx whose head lit up.
But I draw the line at pickled Negro babies on the mantelpiece in a jar!
|by Anonymous||reply 546||09/28/2013|
I am not mad at you; I am mad at the dirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 547||09/28/2013|
Benjamin don't be absurd.
|by Anonymous||reply 548||09/28/2013|
"I'm going back in the closet, where men are empty overcoats."
|by Anonymous||reply 549||09/28/2013|
Wrinkled, wrinkled little star, hope they never see the scars.
|by Anonymous||reply 550||09/28/2013|
"Peppermint dick. Peppermint clit!"
|by Anonymous||reply 551||09/28/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 552||09/28/2013|
Don't you lower your voice to me!
|by Anonymous||reply 553||09/28/2013|
"You are a sad and pathetic man. You're a homosexual and you don't want to be. But there is nothing you can do to change it. Not all your prayers to your God, not all the analysis you can buy in all the years you have left to live. You may very well one day be able to know a heterosexual life if you want it desperately enough - if you pursue it with the fervor with which you annihilate - but you will always be homosexual as well. Always, Michael. Always. Until the day you die."
|by Anonymous||reply 554||09/28/2013|
"Why am I not right for this part, Mr. Carlyle? I'm an actress. I'm a character actress."
|by Anonymous||reply 555||09/29/2013|
"Five hundred dolla!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 556||09/29/2013|
There's an old joke: uh, two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
|by Anonymous||reply 557||09/29/2013|
"You might as well wait. It'll save time. I'm going in the house to murder someone. Wilmer!"
|by Anonymous||reply 558||09/29/2013|
"Where are the chips? You ate 'em, didn't you? You did! You did!"
|by Anonymous||reply 559||09/29/2013|
"Imagine my surprise when I got your call, Max."
"Yeah. I had the feeling that I got you at a bad moment. You know, I heard high-pitched squealing."
"Twins, Max! 16 years-old. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?"
|by Anonymous||reply 560||09/29/2013|
Hey man! What's in the big pink box?
|by Anonymous||reply 561||09/29/2013|
"Why is there a watermelon there?"
"I'll tell you later."
|by Anonymous||reply 562||09/29/2013|
Even I know the difference between lovin’ somebody and just going to bed with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 563||09/29/2013|
My, my, the bulimia has certainly paid off.
|by Anonymous||reply 564||09/29/2013|
Rommel...you magnificent bastard, I read your BOOK!
|by Anonymous||reply 565||09/29/2013|
Hello. Is this the Harrington residence?
Yes, this is the Harrington residence.
Can I talk to your mother, please?
Well, you could, but you can't.
This will only take a moment, I promise you.
My mother isn't receiving today.
Well, perhaps if you told her that--
Don't you understand English, you arse? We are not at home!
|by Anonymous||reply 566||09/29/2013|
"Shut up! You're in Dubrovnik. I don't hear you."
|by Anonymous||reply 567||09/29/2013|
There are worse things than chastity, Mr. Shannon.
|by Anonymous||reply 568||09/29/2013|
Everyday, you make me proud. But today, you get a card.
|by Anonymous||reply 569||09/29/2013|
I carried a watermelon ????
|by Anonymous||reply 570||09/29/2013|
Charlotte, you drive like old people make love.
|by Anonymous||reply 571||09/29/2013|
I wanna stay!
And do what?
Finish high school!
Great start. What's your major? Town tramp?
No Mom, the town already has one.
|by Anonymous||reply 572||09/29/2013|
You're a vile, sorry little bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 573||09/29/2013|
Fuck you...and Barbra Streisand!
|by Anonymous||reply 574||09/29/2013|
Life... is a cookie.
|by Anonymous||reply 575||09/29/2013|
Take thirty dollars, you'll need cab fare.
|by Anonymous||reply 576||09/29/2013|
That image will hhhhaunt me forever.
|by Anonymous||reply 577||09/29/2013|
Dora, I suspect you are a treasure.
Lets not linger over it.
|by Anonymous||reply 578||09/29/2013|
Meet me in Montauk
|by Anonymous||reply 579||09/29/2013|
We both love soup.
|by Anonymous||reply 580||09/29/2013|
Likewise, I'm sure
|by Anonymous||reply 581||09/29/2013|
We could not talk or talk for ever and still find things to not talk about.
|by Anonymous||reply 582||09/29/2013|
I Always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
|by Anonymous||reply 583||09/29/2013|
A tiger????? In Africah???
|by Anonymous||reply 584||09/29/2013|
Miss Barrett, do you realize you are going UP the down staircase?
|by Anonymous||reply 585||09/29/2013|
Our new one-piece foundation garment, zips up the back and no bones.
|by Anonymous||reply 586||09/29/2013|
I feel like I just need to really listen to my inner instinct and my inner instinct says... "Don't go right now". So I'm not going out. I'm gonna be right here until I, until I get another message... from myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 587||09/29/2013|
"This is my life. It always will be. There's nothing else - just us, and the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark. All right, Mr De Mille, I'm ready for my close-up..."
|by Anonymous||reply 588||09/29/2013|
There's people who sit home all day, they have potential, okay. I mean they go to the balls and they prove that they have potentials on actually selling a garment. Okay, but they like, being that I have this potential the ballroom tells me, okay, the ballroom tells me that I'm somebody.
When the ballroom is over, when you come home, you have to convince yourself that you are somebody. And that's where they get lost.
|by Anonymous||reply 589||09/29/2013|
"You will kneel." "I will WHAAAAAT?!" "ON YOUR KNEEEES." "You DARE ask the Proconsul of the Roman Empire?!!" "I ASKED it of Julius Caesar! I ***DEMAND*** it of YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 590||09/29/2013|
Oh Paul! What a poet you are!
|by Anonymous||reply 591||09/29/2013|