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Colton.

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 3509/27/2013

Couldn't agree more.

by Anonymousreply 109/26/2013

OP, you better take it back before you get cut bitch!

by Anonymousreply 209/26/2013

Colton, the fabric of our lives.

by Anonymousreply 309/26/2013

Even though he's young, his mentality is a relic of a society that turns gay people into minstrels, and so he's a parody of himself.

He's also there with his fiance, and so it further destabilizes a personality which is already not the most level-headed, to begin with.

Makes perfect sense to me, what's happening, and previews for next week.

by Anonymousreply 409/26/2013

First Andy on Big Brother, now Colton, even I hate us now

by Anonymousreply 509/26/2013

When assholes like this act out with such confidence and joy they're just raging, tangled messes of identity crisis inside. Plus, Colton is probably spoiled rotten and prone to sissy tantrums. And although gay marriage is becoming more and more legal and more widely accepted, that doesn't mean that many of us gay folk don't get "engaged" after two weeks of dating. Shit, I knew guys who were fiances after the second date before gay marriage was even on any agenda. So I question the severity of Colton and his "fiance". I'd rather stick my dick in a chinese finger trap than even have passing eye contact with Colton.

by Anonymousreply 609/26/2013

What are you guys talking about? Is this a soap thread?

by Anonymousreply 709/26/2013

Survivor contestant is my guess, R7. Colton Cumbie or some such.

by Anonymousreply 809/26/2013

It's a contestant on Survivor, R7. A vile queen unlike any ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 909/26/2013

Colton = REPUBLICAN bitchy queen on Survivor talking shit about everyone.

by Anonymousreply 1009/26/2013

ATTENTION: Any threads containing the name "Colton" referencing any other persons besides Datalounge's person of interest COLTON HAYNES must note in the thread title that the thread is not in fact referencing COLTON HAYNES.

May this serve a warning, any other violations will result in ass beatings carried out by COLTON HAYNES's depressed, on again off again lover Shawn Pyfrom.

by Anonymousreply 1109/26/2013

What the hell does Caleb see in a bitchy queen like Colton? Granted, I haven't seen enough of Caleb to tell what he's really like, but he seems like a nice-enough guy. Are there so few gay men in whatever Alabama town they live in that Colton is his only dating choice? They're the closest thing I've seen in gay men to a butch-femme couple.

by Anonymousreply 1209/26/2013

On the first season, Colton bragged about how he was a Republican because he "valued work".

Colton is so vile, that after a few more weeks you all will be begging for Big Brother's Andy to come back.

by Anonymousreply 1309/26/2013

Girl at R12, you did not just call my man a femme!

by Anonymousreply 1409/26/2013

Caleb agreed to pose as Colton's S.O. to get on Survivor.

by Anonymousreply 1509/26/2013

I thought this thread would be about Colton Ford.

by Anonymousreply 1609/26/2013

Can we talk about me instead? Im the hot one

by Anonymousreply 1709/26/2013

Who the fuck is Colton Haynes, seriously?

by Anonymousreply 1809/26/2013

No idea, R18, and I don't care.

by Anonymousreply 1909/26/2013

Bish please, R18

by Anonymousreply 2009/26/2013

[quote]Who the fuck is Colton Haynes, seriously?

No you just didn't!

by Anonymousreply 2109/26/2013

Really, I had no idea, and after seeing the pics I still don't care. I prefer men who look like men, anyway, not teenage boys.

by Anonymousreply 2209/26/2013

This thread is dumb.

by Anonymousreply 2309/26/2013

Don't know what are you guys talking about.

by Anonymousreply 2409/26/2013

No R23, YOU'RE dumb!

So there!

by Anonymousreply 2509/26/2013

Shawn Pyfrom is gearing up to smack a bitch, even if he has to stand on a stack of phonebooks to do it.

by Anonymousreply 2609/26/2013

You bitches need to leave me alone or I'll sick Yolanda, my old black maid and Grady, my coloured butler, on you all.

by Anonymousreply 2709/26/2013

Aww Shawny you are so devoted to me, I might take you back someday!

by Anonymousreply 2809/27/2013

I clicked on this for the latest on Colton Haynes. Highly disappointed. Does anyone know why ONTD doesn't like Colton on that board?

by Anonymousreply 2909/27/2013

You laugh but I actually had co-workers who started putting me down because of how Richard Hatch behaved on the first Survivor.

by Anonymousreply 3009/27/2013

R12, maybe he does a good Monica Lewinsky impersonation. That explains a lot of weird pairings, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 3109/27/2013

R29, he did "black face" twice for halloween and people in ONTD think he is a racist.

by Anonymousreply 3209/27/2013

He did Kanye West and Ghandi. He also did that Powder character from that cult movie from the 90s.

He's an equal opportunity color-facer.

by Anonymousreply 3309/27/2013

This thread was very confusing. I thought Colton Haynes had gotten engaged to a woman, and we were lashing out.

Then I realized it was about the Survivor guy. I only saw the first ep because I was waiting for the finale of BB. He was insufferable.

What's his history on the show?

by Anonymousreply 3409/27/2013

Well, he was brought on the show as a sidekick for Stephen Amell. His character will eventually become Speedy.

by Anonymousreply 3509/27/2013
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