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Do you wish a men's bathroom could be more like a ladie's room?

The men's room in my office is pretty blah. It's a tiny space with that awful white subway tile on the walls, white urinals, and gray stalls. I was working late the other night. The place was empty, so I decided to sneak into the ladies' room to get a "pee-k" (thank you, I'll be here all week lmao), and I was awestruck by how different it was. When you first walk in, there's a large foyer area painted in robin egg blue. In the foyer, is a mirrored ebony white vanity with a vase of roses. OK, the flowers were cheap and plastic, but they lend a soothing effect. The foyer leads you to the actual "bathroom area" which is painted a gorgeous saffron yellow. There are even pictures on the wall, each with a different flower...gladiola, petunia, and calla lily to name three. It's no wonder women spend so much time in the bathroom. If the men's room looked like that, I'd want to spend as much time as possible too. So how come ladies' rooms are so colorful, while men's room are so dull?

by Anonymousreply 5609/30/2013

If you're a girleena that would be great!

by Anonymousreply 109/25/2013

You must have gotten there early.

Women are pigs when it comes to ladies rooms.

by Anonymousreply 209/25/2013

And yet they all spread their fat asses on the toilet seat, give a push, and shoot their crap into the bowl, just like we men do. Except the ladies have plastic flowers.

by Anonymousreply 309/25/2013

Have you seen the fallen sequins and tear puddles in our men's restroom?

by Anonymousreply 609/25/2013

I would take it up with management, OP.

Tell management that you feel cheated because the men's room isn't pretty like the women's, with pretty pastel walls, pretty pictures on the walls, and pretty flowers in pretty vase.

Tell them that it's important to you to feel pretty while taking a dump in pretty surroundings. It would make everyone's day so much more pleasant.

by Anonymousreply 709/25/2013

I hate to admit I know this...

Women's rooms smell much worse than man's rooms.

When a man needs to fart, he farts. Women save it up until they get to the restroom.

The ladies' room contains more methane than a New Zealand sheep pasture.

by Anonymousreply 809/25/2013

In addition, r9, you forgot the PERIOD....menstrual cramps

by Anonymousreply 1109/25/2013

[quote]Women are pigs when it comes to ladies rooms.

This is true, apparently. I hear horror stories from female coworkers about piss on the floor, crap on the toilet seat and sometimes menstrual blood.

by Anonymousreply 1209/25/2013

My favorite public bathrooms have glory holes. Screw the flowers and cut famine things.

by Anonymousreply 1309/25/2013

[all posts by flame bait troll (hates:men,women,muslims,gays,lesbians,jews and Obama, loves posting about stabbing women, bashing gays, killing jews etc.) #10 removed, ISP notified with full text of all posts.]

by Anonymousreply 1409/25/2013

Girly girly girleenas

by Anonymousreply 1509/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 1609/25/2013

I have yet to discover a fetus in a urinal.

by Anonymousreply 1709/25/2013

I have never worked in an office where the women's room was decorated any differently from the men's. They've always been pretty much the same, minus urinals. And, yes, women are pigs in there, and it's disgusting.

Where the farting issue is concerned, though, r8, better to have the methane contained to one area that's not likely to smell great under any circumstances, than to have people crop dusting the hallways, or booby-trapping their offices with stealth bombs. I had one gigantically obese, alcoholic male coworker whose office I quickly learned never to step into without asking if the air was clear.

by Anonymousreply 1809/25/2013

They still smear their feces on the wall.

by Anonymousreply 1909/25/2013

I wonder if shit-smearing is more common among men than women, or vice-versa?

by Anonymousreply 2009/25/2013

OP, won't they ask you HOW you know the ladies' room is so pretteh?

by Anonymousreply 2109/25/2013

I convinced my employer to install a harness and enema hook in the men's bathroom and couldn't be happier.

by Anonymousreply 2209/25/2013

[quote] ladie's room

by Anonymousreply 2409/26/2013

I would want pretty bathroom scenery too if I had to hover over a seat every time I to tinkle, that sucks

by Anonymousreply 2509/26/2013

Yes OP, just this morning I was thinking I wanted to go into a toilet to find it plugged up by a maxi-pad some frau decided to flush. I also long to catch a glimpse of a discarded tampon hiding behind the toilet and the sneaky peak of a tampon string hanging out of the trashcan. The thing I long to see most though is the desperate Frau, beating on the feminine hygiene product machine that just took her money. You just know what is going on in her pants and it makes you want to vomit.

by Anonymousreply 2609/26/2013

OP, have you had your testosterone level checked, dude?

by Anonymousreply 2709/26/2013

Christ Almighty, I hate gay men who hate women (which, it seems, is all of them). I often wonder why I still come here.

However, I did stop paying the $18.

by Anonymousreply 2809/26/2013

Right, OP. The place could look like the Palace of Versailles and it's still somewhere people poop. I'd rather spend as little time as there as possible. As long as it's clean, I'm fine.

by Anonymousreply 2909/26/2013

I pooped in the garden of Versailles. Just kidding...I just peed.

by Anonymousreply 3009/26/2013

[quote]Constant foot prints in the toilet seats from high-up squatters

WTF?! You mean women actually stand on the toilet?

by Anonymousreply 3109/26/2013

"You mean women actually stand on the toilet?"

I tap danced on mine.

by Anonymousreply 3209/26/2013

Foreign women who are used to the hole in the floor type toilet stand on the seat. And they make a mess.

Who wants to sit on some other woman's shoe prints?

by Anonymousreply 3309/26/2013

One of the nice features of ladies room is the sofa and table. It's a better place to chat next to the toilets than being talked to in front of the urinal.

by Anonymousreply 3409/26/2013

All I want is a restroom where you don't have to touch a door handle after you've washed your hands, like is done in casinos. And why do some restrooms have a door to enter the sink area, and then another door to enter the toilet area? And where I currently work, you have an entry door followed by another entry door. What the fuck is that all about? What's with all of the fucking doors?

by Anonymousreply 3509/26/2013

The only thing men's rooms need is lockable stalls with glory-holes.

by Anonymousreply 3609/26/2013

I took a dump once at Hearst Castle in San Simeon.

Note to self, they don't flush.

by Anonymousreply 3709/26/2013

Um, R35 because crapping and pissing, in developed countries, isn't a group activity or spectator sport.

by Anonymousreply 3809/27/2013

I worked as a student custodian at the university I went to, and noticed this in the administration building. The women's restroom had a foyer with padded benches, a vanity and mirror, and was nicely decorated. The men's room...well, you just walked right into the "business" section. No flowers.

by Anonymousreply 3909/27/2013

OP, do you always get this emotional when it's your time of the month?

by Anonymousreply 4009/27/2013

Did you post in the wrong thread, R28, or is this just a comment for general consumption?

by Anonymousreply 4109/28/2013

r42 damn

by Anonymousreply 4309/28/2013

Maybe R28 is upset because some gay men in this thread don't like plastic flowers and she happens to love them.

by Anonymousreply 4409/28/2013

"Did you post in the wrong thread, [R28], or is this just a comment for general consumption?"

R[28]'s comment can be applied to just about any human experience post on DL. All DL queens hate women, it's OBVIOUS they hate women. Could be jealousy, envy, or just lack of affection/love/nurture when they were babies.

by Anonymousreply 4509/28/2013

I second the idea that women are pigs in the bathroom. In my office, the building mgr placed signs in each stall with tips on how to keep the bathroom clean. I try to limit my trips to 1-2 a day. Luckily I work from home most of the time so I have access to a nice clean bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 4609/28/2013

Get rid of the urinal dividers in all men's rooms, and I'll be fine. Damn, those boner killer dividers bug me.

by Anonymousreply 4709/28/2013

OP, you're ready to fly right outta here, aren't ya?

by Anonymousreply 4809/28/2013

[quote]A woman will not get up on her feet on the seat to "high squat"

Other posters disagree.

by Anonymousreply 4909/28/2013

R42 you're really fucked up. Did Daddy touch you?

You're screeching and freaking out about what people are saying about public toilets? You're just a mess, a complete fucked up mental case who can't deal with the fact that your personal experiences differ from that of 7 billion other personal experiences.

I've heard more than one woman complain about the filth in womens' toilets, and so have you. I've also heard of women standing on and squatting over public toilets and two that I know have told me that they do it. Deal with it, it's reality.

You need to come to grips, sweetie, or continue to live in misery and pain. You're obviously in deep pain and you need to get help. A discussion about public toilets is nothing to get upset about, yet here you are, having a shit-fit.

Get help now, please, for your own sake.

by Anonymousreply 5009/28/2013

[quote]Could be jealousy, envy, or just lack of affection/love/nurture when they were babies.

Look who's talking.

by Anonymousreply 5109/28/2013

Chelsea Handler was just talking about this the other women's bathrooms are fucking disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 5209/28/2013

No. Actually, I want a urinal for my home.

by Anonymousreply 5309/28/2013

Will there be paper bags to jam our bloody tampons in?!

by Anonymousreply 5409/28/2013

I worked at Disneyland as a teen (cleaning up restrooms was a part of it) and I can corroborate that women's public restrooms at least are ghastly. At least in Anaheim in the '90s. Men's rooms were no picnic either, but I was expecting that men's rooms would be dirty and gross. I was shocked at how clean men's rooms were in comparison to the grossness I witnessed from the "fairer, cleaner" sex: tampons thrown on the floor and diapers stuffed into the tampon receptacle box were only the beginning of the horror.

by Anonymousreply 5509/28/2013

I'm going to use this thread to point out that my thread entitle, "Do you pass gas in front of your significant other?" has been deleted, just as I suspected it would be! Luckily I posted it the day before my membership was scheduled to expire, so mister iron-fist webmaster couldn't rip me off my $18 again like he did last year after I attempted to post that same thread! And yet somehow every other thread on this site about 'bathroom' habits seems to stay up. What's up with this idiot? Get a fuckin' life, brah.

by Anonymousreply 5609/30/2013
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