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Foods you cannot eat, because they look like vomit

Tuna salad

Egg salad

Potato salad

Sauerkraut

by Anonymousreply 10009/28/2013

I forgot, hummus

by Anonymousreply 109/25/2013

OP has successfully started a list of poor people's food. Carry on!

by Anonymousreply 209/25/2013

Oh goody. Another baby-taste thread.

by Anonymousreply 309/25/2013

Egg salad...so redundant...eggs,more egg yolks,oil...why?

by Anonymousreply 409/25/2013

Adobo sauce on anything - tastes and looks vomitous

by Anonymousreply 509/25/2013

grits and that white gravy the US southerns pour on everything

by Anonymousreply 609/25/2013

OP is so delicate that he carries a vial of smelling salts everywhere he goes.

by Anonymousreply 709/25/2013

Tapioca or rice pudding. Also, cottage cheese.

by Anonymousreply 809/25/2013

Indian food looks like baby vomit. I still love it though.

by Anonymousreply 909/25/2013

Boiled "babby".

by Anonymousreply 1009/25/2013

Who has never eaten vomit?

by Anonymousreply 1109/25/2013

Webmaster, please don't allow my husband to post an answer to this question.

by Anonymousreply 1209/25/2013

Soup

Chili

by Anonymousreply 1309/25/2013

Oatmeal

by Anonymousreply 1409/25/2013

Beef stew looks like what I imagine dinosaur diarrhea looked like.

by Anonymousreply 1509/25/2013

What's wrong with how vomit looks?

by Anonymousreply 1609/25/2013

[quote] that white gravy the US southerns pour on everything

I believe that is called "liquid salt."

by Anonymousreply 1709/25/2013

S.O.S. Appropriately named yet still delicious.

Anyone under 20 probably has no idea what that is.

by Anonymousreply 1809/25/2013

"that white gravy the US southerns pour on everything"

Is that a Paula Dean recipe?

by Anonymousreply 1909/25/2013

Oatmeal owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 2009/25/2013

R18, SOS/ shit on a shingle is creamed chipped beef on toast right ? Def looks vomitous.

by Anonymousreply 2109/25/2013

R21. Yes that is correct but how old are you?

by Anonymousreply 2209/25/2013

I can't eat fish because it smells like pussy.

by Anonymousreply 2309/25/2013

R22 I am 43. Gah!

by Anonymousreply 2409/25/2013

The Marine Hotel in San Francisco serves S.O.S. at its breakfast buffet and labels it as such. My Dad tried some and said it tasted just like it did in 'nam.

by Anonymousreply 2509/25/2013

Campbell's pea soup.

by Anonymousreply 2709/25/2013

R9 took my answer. All Indian food I've seen looks like different colors of mush.

by Anonymousreply 2809/25/2013

I've never seen vomit that looked like tuna salad, or egg salad, or potato salad, or sauerkraut.

Creamed corn, on the other hand, could pass for vomit. I heard John Waters used creamed corn to simulate vomit in some of his films.

by Anonymousreply 2909/25/2013

R3 took my answer. Another thread for a bunch of people to brag about how they can't enjoy an assortment of perfectly good ingredients and food for reasons I would barely tolerate from my 6 year old nephew.

by Anonymousreply 3009/25/2013

R5, adobo sauce is red & about the consistency of a cream soup. You may not like the flavor (quite spicey, often with lots of garlic), but it does not look like vomit.

by Anonymousreply 3109/25/2013

Spam. And not just because it looks like vomit. And not just because I'm a vegetarian. Because SPAM.

by Anonymousreply 3209/25/2013

Hamburger Helper. Or Tuna Helper.

by Anonymousreply 3309/25/2013

R33. So true.

by Anonymousreply 3409/25/2013

Chile cheese fries

by Anonymousreply 3509/25/2013

eggs are so gross

by Anonymousreply 3609/25/2013

I agree, R36, as are beans and chili.

by Anonymousreply 3709/25/2013

what's wrong with vomit?

by Anonymousreply 3809/25/2013

Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 3909/25/2013

Schmaltz.

by Anonymousreply 4009/25/2013

That liquid pool of refried beans they dump on your plate at many a Mexican restaurant but few people eat.

by Anonymousreply 4109/25/2013

Vomit

by Anonymousreply 4209/25/2013

I know what S.O.S. is, r18, but I'm 41. My dad used to make it every once in a while.

I'd have to go with creamed corn, too. I mean, I wouldn't eat it in the first place because it tastes like shit, but it probably most closely resembles vomit.

by Anonymousreply 4309/25/2013

I'll eat German chocolate cake but won't eat the icing. It's gross and just happens to look like vomit.

by Anonymousreply 4409/25/2013

mmm, German chocolate cake, frosted with the tasty, tasty vomit of the gods, r44. And coconut.

by Anonymousreply 4509/25/2013

Y'all have children's idiosyncratic opinions!!

by Anonymousreply 4609/25/2013

cream of mushroom soup.

by Anonymousreply 4709/26/2013

I just looked up SOS because I'd never heard of it. Eww.

by Anonymousreply 4809/26/2013

Refried beans.

by Anonymousreply 4909/26/2013

chicken a la king

by Anonymousreply 5009/26/2013

r18 Another SOS lover here. The best way is to serve it over homefries or mashed potatoes, then use your toast to mop up the plate Can't seem to find it in many places outside of my hometown(Philadelphia) Have you ever tried the version made with ground beef? Even better. Vomit-esque food? Lima bean soup, but I love the stuff. Will be having a bowlful with dinner today.

by Anonymousreply 5109/26/2013

Poutine

by Anonymousreply 5209/26/2013

Barilla Pasta

by Anonymousreply 5309/26/2013

OP, I agree with your original list. But I do love hummus.

by Anonymousreply 5409/26/2013

I love sauteed sauerkraut when it starts to turn brown and crispy. So delicious.

by Anonymousreply 5509/26/2013

Save SOS these are good foods. Folks with baby taste are so tedious.

by Anonymousreply 5609/27/2013

R18, creamed chipped beef on toast is a diner staple in the Northeast.

by Anonymousreply 5709/27/2013

You could eat an entire meal of Chicken à la King, allow it to digest for 30 minutes, vomit it back up on a platter of egg noodles and serve it to guests without anyone knowing.

by Anonymousreply 5809/27/2013

I make SOS with ground beef quite often. It's delicious and yes it does sort of look like vomit.

by Anonymousreply 5909/27/2013

No, you don't, R59. You make creamed ground beef on toast. S.O.S. is made from chipped beef.

by Anonymousreply 6009/27/2013

Raisins.

(Bunny turds)

by Anonymousreply 6109/27/2013

Anything from Chik Kil Gay.

by Anonymousreply 6209/27/2013

How does one chip beef?

by Anonymousreply 6309/27/2013

With a chisel, Rose!

by Anonymousreply 6409/27/2013

Military SOS is ground beef, not chipped beef.

Chipped beef is for the Country Club set.

by Anonymousreply 6509/27/2013

Another vote for refried beans. Also, r17, it's called creamed gravy...

by Anonymousreply 6609/27/2013

Actually, it's called a white sauce. That's all it is.

by Anonymousreply 6709/27/2013

This is sad!

by Anonymousreply 6809/27/2013

Is chpped beef like Underwood Deviled Ham?

by Anonymousreply 6909/27/2013

r60 You may very well be correct, but, if you had a plate of each in front of you, which one would look more like Shit on a Shingle?

by Anonymousreply 7009/27/2013

r29 here. I always had the ground beef version. Didn't know about the chipped beef.

Another vomitrocious food? Minestrone. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 7109/27/2013

Oops. I meant r43. I can't count this morning.

by Anonymousreply 7209/27/2013

tomato seeds. look like bird poop to me

by Anonymousreply 7309/27/2013

Chipped beef is totally different from ground beef. I only know creamed chipped beef from diner menus, I was never in the military so I never had true S.O.S. Did they really make it with ground beef? That IS vomitous! I actually like creamed chip beef over toast but ground beef? Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 7409/27/2013

Doesn't look like vomit, but I can't eat wild rice because it looks like mouse droppings.

by Anonymousreply 7509/27/2013

r74 Yep, ground beef fried til done and stirred while cooking, so the pieces end up as small as possible. Drained of all excess fat, then a medium white sauce is prepared in the same skillet as the beef is in(just the same as you'd do the gravy for biscuits and sausage gravy) Flavor with salt, black pepper, Worchestershire sauce. This is true comfort food. Around this neck of the woods, creamed chipped beef is a breakfast dish. I remember years ago being able to buy small glass jars of slices of the chipped beef(and also freshly sliced at some delis) to make the SOS. You had to rinse the slices in hot water, to remove some of the monstrous amount of salt it had been prepared with. My Mom loved the stuff, we had it every Sunday as part of the big breakfast after church.

by Anonymousreply 7609/27/2013

Coronation chicken looks as if it has been eaten at least once before.

by Anonymousreply 7709/27/2013

UK food like mushy peas and of course...

haggis:

by Anonymousreply 7809/27/2013

You can buy chipped beef slices

by Anonymousreply 7909/27/2013

Shrimp in Lobster Sauce. At least from the Chinese restaurants near me in northern NJ.

by Anonymousreply 8009/27/2013

I never knew that ham salad existed until I moved to the midwest and first saw it. It looked revolting and I have no problem with egg/tuna/chicken/potato salads

by Anonymousreply 8109/27/2013

That's exactly the way I make my SOS r76, except I add some chopped onion to the ground beef while it is browning and some hot pepper flakes too. You're right - true comfort food . Reminds me of my dad who made it for us occasionally. He was in the Air Force and learned to love it during his service.

But it still looks like vomit!

by Anonymousreply 8209/27/2013

Dayum, this thread is making me hungry. My mom always made chipped beef and used that Budig (sp?) sliced beef which could actually be sliced horse. But I grew to love it.

Now I need to find mom food recipes for Swiss Steak and Scalloped ham and potatoes.

by Anonymousreply 8309/27/2013

I experimented and made a dish of sautéed onions, green peppers, mushrooms and garlic. I added black beans, cut up chicken breast, and some shredded end pieces of various cheese I had, mozzarella, smoked gouda, cream cheese, S&P. It came out really looking like puke but sure did taste good.

I was trying to copy the Chicken Bake from Costco so I coated the outside of a piece of Italian bread got some shredded provolone to stick to it to simulate the cheese bread, scooped out the bready part of the bread filled it with my puke looking mixture and it tasted really close. Although I think they add bacon to theirs and for sure don't use beans but still...close.

Sometimes puke looking food ain't so bad. Just shove into some bread and you don't see what it looks like.

by Anonymousreply 8409/27/2013

r83 I got a Swiss steak recipe that'd make you swoon.

by Anonymousreply 8509/27/2013

The ONLY thing in this thread that I cannot abide is tapioca pudding. The rest is good stuff. I always called tapioca pudding "booger pudding." It has those disgusting lumps in it. Gag.

by Anonymousreply 8609/27/2013

A big, steaming bowl of chitlins owns this thread!

by Anonymousreply 8709/27/2013

Hot dogs -- because they SMELL like mass vomiting in a school cafeteria.

by Anonymousreply 8809/27/2013

The recipe please, r85. I loves me some Swiss Steak.

by Anonymousreply 8909/27/2013

Beauty is in the mouth of the beholder.

by Anonymousreply 9009/28/2013

Cream of wheat. I can't even type that without gagging.

by Anonymousreply 9109/28/2013

r86 I guess you never heard of tapioca referred to as "fish eyes and glue"? Doesn't that make your eyes light up and your tummy say "Howdy!"?

by Anonymousreply 9209/28/2013

[quote]I believe that is called "liquid salt."

You think that because your mother was a sorry cook.

by Anonymousreply 9309/28/2013

Chorizo looks disgusting but tastes delicious.

I restrain myself from eating too much by remembering that it is a heart attack on a plate.

by Anonymousreply 9409/28/2013

R94, you might also consider that it's made from hog jowls and pig rectums.

by Anonymousreply 9509/28/2013

r95 Honey, I eat SCRAPPLE. Hog jowls and pig rectums would be heaven.

by Anonymousreply 9609/28/2013

What are we all 11 in this thread? Jesus

by Anonymousreply 9709/28/2013

Potted Meat Product...look for it in your grocery store next to canned vienna sausages!

by Anonymousreply 9809/28/2013

I agree with creamed corn, split pea soup, tapioca, lobster bisque, refried beans, SOS and oatmeal.

Other foods mentioned here might be gross to look at/eat but they don't really look like half digested food sitting on your plate.

by Anonymousreply 9909/28/2013

Here ya' go, r89: 2lbs trimmed bottom round roast, cut into 1/4" thick slices; seasoned flour(salt, pepper, paprika, dried thyme) Dredge the slices of meat in the flour, and pound them(both sides) with a meat mallet/tenderizer, use about 1 tablespoon of flour per slice, depending on size. Fry the meat in hot oil until browned on both sides. Remove from the pan, and saute for 5 minutes one large onion and one large red pepper, sliced. Also one or two carrots, scraped, and then cut into long,thin slices(use a potato peeler).Layer the meat and veggies and one 15oz can stewed tomatoes(cut the tomatoes up if the pieces are large) in a casserole, sprinkling with S&P as you go. Pour over enough beef broth cover, a few dashes of Worchestershire sauce, and tuck in a few bay leaves. Put the lid on, bake @ 350F, about an hour. Serve with REAL mashed potatoes, nothing less will do. Dee-lish, and the leftovers are even better.

by Anonymousreply 10009/28/2013
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