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I want to yank Milley Cyrus' filthy tongue right out of her mouth

The Rolling Stone cover pushed me right over the edge

by Madgereply 2810/07/2013

Me too, OP. Me too.

by Madgereply 109/25/2013

Madge, I'm with you on this one, bitch. That tougue and all that spit on her teeth during her close-ups in "Wrecking Ball" just make me think of her having heinous DEATH BREATH every time I see her now. Forget having that twerking twat stuck high in the air!

by Madgereply 209/25/2013

OP I would buy tickets to see that.

by Madgereply 309/25/2013

'Twerking Twat'.....that's funny

by Madgereply 409/25/2013

Piss on her tongue.

by Madgereply 509/27/2013

When is this twerking twat going to hit rehab? Surely she doesn't have Lohan's ox-like constitution.

by Madgereply 609/27/2013

I have seen enough of her and her thrush coated tongue to last a lifetime. This girl is being pimped and she's too stupid to know it. She reminds me of the underage hooker in Taxi Driver. Only that girl had a modicum of sense and wasn't nearly as sleazy. Her videos are soft porn and everytime I see her lift her flat ass in the air and slap it I realize she is taking direction from some scumbag "director" who is probably the rapper she is collaborating with. I think she has more than a mild curiosity about being with another girl. She should just come out. The reason she never closes her mouth is because she was ashamed of her teeth and has clearly overdone the veneers but thinks she looks good. Well Honey, you don't.

by Madgereply 709/27/2013

You're talking about my tongue still? I've SUCCEEDED!!!

by Madgereply 809/27/2013

She reminds me of Kesha. They try so hard to be sexy and they simply aren't.

by Madgereply 909/27/2013

I disagree with r6&7. She probably does not have a drug problem. Sure she probably tried everything just to say she did as part of the rebellion. She's not being pimped out. She's doing the pimping. All that she's doing is a great big fuck you to either her parents or ex-boyfriend. How does a nice white girl rebel and piss off her parents and ex boyfriend? Appropriate what she thinks is black culture and hang around and all over tough looking black dudes. It's a time honored tradition. Instant lesbian is passé.

by Madgereply 1009/28/2013

R7 sounds so so old.

by Madgereply 1109/28/2013

She eats too many Cheetos and doesn't brush her tooth --- er, teeth. Yuck.

by Madgereply 1209/28/2013

Let's all start calling her 'Milley'.

by Madgereply 1309/28/2013

Cyrus is such an ignorant dumbshit.....

white trash doesn't begin to describe her.

by Madgereply 1409/28/2013

The only reason her mouth looks like it has white gunk on it in her video is because it was intended to. It's supposed to look like semen. Thank NYC "elite" tattooed Gollum Terry Richardson for this sick drivel. Her career is a Satanic ritual unfolding.

by Madgereply 1509/28/2013

When is there going to be a hardcore porn version of her AMA performance?

by Madgereply 1609/28/2013

Doesn't know the difference between trying to 'shock', and trying to 'entertain'. Its a problem show biz has been facing for a while. That, and the egos far outweighing the talent, as is Cum Tongue's problem (my name for Ms. Cyrus), as it is Kanye's, Niki's, Chris Brown, etc. Humility is a rare, and precious source these days.

by Madgereply 1710/05/2013

I want to surgically detach it while leaving enough of it attached so it still can taste things, and through the magic of modern medical science find a way to stuff it up her ass after feeding her gorgonzola, steak tartare and kimchi for three days.

by Madgereply 1810/05/2013

She's a hillbilly retard. I love "doesn't have Logan's ox-like constitution".

by Madgereply 1910/05/2013

In 60 years , she'll be Mitzi Gaynor !*

*(see 'Mitzi Gaynor selling old timey Bev.Hills mansion' thread

by Madgereply 2010/05/2013

[quote] That, and the egos far outweighing the talent, as is Cum Tongue's problem (my name for Ms. Cyrus), as it is Kanye's

Funny you would mention that piece of shit kanye. He's miley's new mentor

by Madgereply 2110/05/2013

you can eat shitty asshole with your tongue and you've got nerve to talk about someone else's tongue?

by Madgereply 2210/06/2013

>>This girl is being pimped and she's too stupid to know it. - Spot on.

My friend actually raved about her on SNL, and actually said it was a, 'huge turning point in pop culture for us all', and compared her, 'brilliance' to that of Marilyn Monroe's. I was speechless.

I said that I hadn't seen it - I hadn't, but read about it, here - and he cackled, saying that I am, 'one of the people she wants to shock', and, 'that I fell for it!'

Um, no, Pete - YOU are the one, 'falling for it'..I banged some books onto the floor and made an excuse to get off the phone, at that point.

by Madgereply 2310/07/2013

She seems to be quite dense even though she doesn't have tattoos.

by Madgereply 2410/07/2013

A no talent using "shock" to get attention? Ground breaking.

by Madgereply 2510/07/2013

I'm enjoying Miley's staged meltdown, and will even more now that I find out Kanye is into it too.

by Madgereply 2610/07/2013

Does this tool realize what's readily available on-line to the demo she's trying so hard to "shock." They've been looking at hardcore porn since they were 11 y/o. There is no shocking them. She makes people cringe with embarrassment for her. Huge difference.

Miley's making a fool of herself, but she won't realize it until she's older and figures out she's been used like a cum rag. Maybe the comparison to Marilyn Monroe is apt after all. MM was pimped and discarded....and it destroyed her.

by Madgereply 2710/07/2013

If I had such hatred for Miley I would be able to find a way to just ignore any articles or television on which she appeared. She doesn't own the airways. Avoiding her would leave you bitches looking for someone else to bitch about.

You cunts need to get pacifiers and suck it.

by Madgereply 2810/07/2013
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