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I called out sick today and spent all afternoon getting head.

I love mental health days.

by Anonymousreply 3809/26/2013

[bold]Wanton harlot![/bold]

by Anonymousreply 109/25/2013

We wanna know...

Boyfriend? Trick - if so, where from? Just the one guy? Or was it self-service?

by Anonymousreply 209/25/2013

So I ran some errands and paid some bills this morning, smoked about 4 bowls by 1pm and finally connected with a guy I've been chatting with on Manhunt. He actually exceeded my expectations physically, indicated that I did his as well, and was really fun and friendly, too. Oh, and he spent about 3 hours with my cock down his throat. All in all, a very good day. I'm going to drink a little wine, order dinner in and go to bed early.

by Anonymousreply 309/25/2013

Just head? No anal?

by Anonymousreply 409/25/2013

smoked about 4 bowls

bowls of what?

by Anonymousreply 509/25/2013

I wonder if this is how trans guys like Chaz Bono will end up.

by Anonymousreply 609/25/2013

Ain't mad at u

by Anonymousreply 709/25/2013

No anal. It's ok since I love head and it's so easy for a first time hookup (anal is for relationships IMO) We also made out and I reciprocated the head about 25/75%. He was more the bottom type from the get go but I'm orally versatile, I return the favor cuz I'm a bro like that (lol).

Still, love getting head. Dude was cute, early 40s like me, S&P buzzcut and a really nice, hard beefy body. Nice fat cock, too. He was really into blowing me because I make precum like crazy when I'm edged, and he really got off on that. I might've made a new friend out of this too. Bonus!

by Anonymousreply 809/25/2013

Rice crispies, R5.

by Anonymousreply 909/25/2013

OP Bowls of WHAT?

by Anonymousreply 1009/25/2013

Damn that does sound like a good day. Bitch.

If I was like everyone else on here I'd yell FAKE over meeting someone from online and not being utterly disappointed when seeing them in real life.

by Anonymousreply 1109/25/2013

[quote]anal is for relationships IMO

Define "relationship" please.

by Anonymousreply 1209/25/2013

R11, I swear, that's why I posted the thread: THIS IS RARE. This is the mental health day I always want. Instead I usually spend all day playing video games and rejecting clearly gross guys online/mindlessly chatting with the same ones who never meet. For once I made a connection with a guy I've been chatting up and it actually seemed mutually enjoyable/fulfilling. One and done is cool but I hope we hook up again. Just awesome, no recip-necessary head, but with a guy so cute and fun I was happy to recip.

I swear I'm not gloating. Thank you, universe!

by Anonymousreply 1309/25/2013

OP doesn't want to fess up WHAT he was smoking.

by Anonymousreply 1409/25/2013

Not a hookup, R12. I might develop a FB relationship with this guy, but until then oral is fine.

by Anonymousreply 1509/25/2013

OP said it was pot, mary. Unclench.

Sounds like an awesome day, OP, and you sound like a fun hookup yourself! What do you look like? I love precum!

by Anonymousreply 1609/25/2013

R16 he said 'smoked about 4 bowls'

4 bowls of what?

OP refuses to answer the question

by Anonymousreply 1709/25/2013

The didn't fuck because OP has warts.

by Anonymousreply 1809/25/2013

Karma says you will develop an STD from this encounter, and run out of sick days when you feel really miserable. But life is full of such choices.

by Anonymousreply 1909/25/2013

I'm told I'm handsome but my body is just ok (fit-fat). This dude was cute in a less handsome way but with a nicer more muscular body. His dick was bigger and fatter but he was more into mine, which is more than adequate bad oozes precum like crazy. A good match IMO, anyway. I hope we hook up again. I really liked his muscles.

by Anonymousreply 2009/25/2013

I smoked pot, Nancy Reagan!

by Anonymousreply 2109/25/2013

op is 83 and likes to pretend

by Anonymousreply 2209/25/2013

*more than adequate AND

by Anonymousreply 2309/25/2013

Darlin' you're a truant whore.

by Anonymousreply 2409/25/2013

Chicken noodle soup, R5!

by Anonymousreply 2509/25/2013

I love you, OP. call me!

by Anonymousreply 2609/25/2013

[quote]Dude was cute, early 40s like me

My jealously ended here, this is just gross!

by Anonymousreply 2709/25/2013

R27, if it's any consolation I find 22 year olds gross, too!

by Anonymousreply 2809/25/2013

All afternoon?

Jesus, get a hobby.

by Anonymousreply 2909/25/2013

OP this thread is useless if we don't know how many times you came!

by Anonymousreply 3009/25/2013

Me too, OP!

by Anonymousreply 3109/25/2013

"smoked about 4 bowls

bowls of what?"

Chunky Soup, Rose!

by Anonymousreply 3209/25/2013

Just once R30. He edged me and I'm pretty good at controlling myself. We would 69 and take make out breaks. Then we'd swap head back and forth. Lather, rinse, repeat. 3 hours. I think I leaked a gallon of precum. I'm hard remembering it!

by Anonymousreply 3309/25/2013

OP, I think it's a great way to spend a day off. Congrats!

So when you say you hope you'll hook up with this guy again, what is the likelihood for that? Does he live close by or far away? Did you guys exchange phone numbers? If so, will you wait for him to call you or would you be willing to call him?

I say go for it, OP!

by Anonymousreply 3409/25/2013

Seems like a great day, although I'm more jealous of you having four bowls of pot to smoke than getting head for three hours. Anyway, good for you, and it sounds like your new FB had fun too!

by Anonymousreply 3509/25/2013

Did you go to work today, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3609/26/2013

Jaysus, R34. Get your own life.

by Anonymousreply 3709/26/2013

OP = stud

by Anonymousreply 3809/26/2013
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