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It's not easy being a whore

I don't know how some of you do it - it takes an awful lot of time and effort.

Constantly changing sheets and towels. The detailed grooming. Trying to fit in a job and a workout plus a fuck. Damn, people. This is wearing me out and I've only been at it a month.

by Whorn outreply 3209/28/2013

In time you'll realize it's much easier and more efficient to be a dirty whore.

by Whorn outreply 109/24/2013

This thread is useless without pics.

by Whorn outreply 209/25/2013

OP, are you a whore (doing it for material gain) or a slut (just enjoy a lot of sex)?

by Whorn outreply 309/25/2013

Get that paper on rolls that doctors use on their exam tables OP. Saves time on changing and washing sheets.

by Whorn outreply 409/25/2013

No really, OP. Kick out with the pics. Ass first, please.

by Whorn outreply 509/27/2013

Are you good enough to be a Sugar Baby? A lot easier.

by Whorn outreply 609/27/2013

How funny! Assuming sheets and towels are changed!

by Whorn outreply 709/27/2013

Amateur

by Whorn outreply 809/27/2013

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by Whorn outreply 909/27/2013

Not to mention the expense of so many turkey meatballs.

by Whorn outreply 1009/27/2013

All of your holes get sore, too.

by Whorn outreply 1109/27/2013

Check out the scabies thread, OP. Or is that your thread too?

by Whorn outreply 1209/27/2013

Wait until the lymphadenopathy and night sweats start.

Then tell us about being tired.

by Whorn outreply 1309/27/2013

Don't get me started on the stairs.

by Whorn outreply 1409/27/2013

"I just flew in from Whoreville... and, boy, is my mussy tired!"

by Whorn outreply 1509/27/2013

Well, a slut actually. But I don't want to be a dirty slut. Ew.

That's a good idea, r4. I think I might have to try it.

by Whorn outreply 1609/27/2013

Hire a manager, and an assistant!

by Whorn outreply 1709/27/2013

I guess I should give up the slut life and turn to whoring, then, r17? Then I could afford to hire those people.

That sounds like it might work. Will the assistant change the sheets?

by Whorn outreply 1809/27/2013

i hear you OP!

Like you - I find it hard at times to fit it all in. Complete slut here - I feel I just give and give - and give! - to my community...

And only once - just recently - a semi-regular of long standing turned up with a hamper - which included a coupla bottles of nice wine, a couple of new big bath-towels, poppers and lube. He was kinda shy and embarrassed about it - but said he felt he'd had so many great experiences with me (and some of my other buds in group meets!) and said he felt he wanted to give something back for once...

I was touched and got quite teary.

by Whorn outreply 1909/27/2013

r19, once they start bringing you gifts, you are officially a WHORE, darlin'!

by Whorn outreply 2009/27/2013

R19, you are a whore extraordinaire, darlin'.

by Whorn outreply 2109/27/2013

When a whore is all there is to be

It could make you wonder why

But why wonder why wonder

I'm a whore, and it'll do fine

It's beautiful, and I think it's what I want to be

by Whorn outreply 2209/27/2013

r19, both you and OP perform a valuable service to your municipality. Allow me to thank you for the rigorous, disciplined standards you apply to your physique AND your bed linens. On behalf of The Fraternal Order of Fuckbuddies, please accept this lovingly crafted pot of homemade jam. You are, truly, a whore with a heart of gold.

by Whorn outreply 2309/27/2013

[quote]I was touched and got quite teary.

You are still a whore, darlin.

by Whorn outreply 2409/27/2013

It's easy being a whore . OP has no idea what he is talking about

by Whorn outreply 2509/27/2013

You think being a whore ain't easy? Try being cheesy.

by Whorn outreply 2609/27/2013

You're all big phoneys otherwise you would know that the worst thing about being a whore is the hours!! Think it's great leaving your trick's at 4 in the morning and looking for a taxi?!

by Whorn outreply 2709/28/2013

Damn, r19, I'm rather envious! I aspire to be you! Nobody has brought me so much as a bottle of wine for my community efforts!

I must be working in the wrong neighborhood.

by Whorn outreply 2809/28/2013

Wasn't this a song Kermit the Frog used to sing?

by Whorn outreply 2909/28/2013

My trick's come to my place, r27. And they all drive. Hence my complaint about constantly changing the bed linens and the towels and keeping the fridge stocked properly.

Actually, the hours are kinda nice. I can generally fit in two or three per day. It's all of the fucking cleaning (myself, the bathroom, the sheets) that's a pain.

Should I start charging for my services? I'm afraid if I do, I won't get any takers.

by Whorn outreply 3009/28/2013

In the movie version, we would see a montage set to "The Flight of The BumbleBee".

We'd pan in on David Hyde Pierce riding some guy's cock in front of a fireplace while checking his watch, change scenes to David sucking another guy's cock while surreptitiously wiping down shower tiles, and change scenes again to feature David seated on the floor rimming yet another guy who is sprawled over the edge of the bed. David is furtively scissor kicking underneath to dust the floor.

The montage ends as David shows up at Old Navy to fold XXL sweaters.

by Whorn outreply 3109/28/2013

I was touched and my pussy is on FIRE

by Whorn outreply 3209/28/2013
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