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Jude Law's Bare Butt

He gained 30 pounds for his new role in Don Hemingway

by Anonymousreply 4909/26/2013

Love the new daddy look.

by Anonymousreply 109/24/2013

Glad he drank 12 fizzy drinks a day Gotta the Brits' way with certain words and expressions. Fizzy drinks. Fab Flab ass! I like the way his forties are going.

by Anonymousreply 209/24/2013

Every time you link to the Daily Mail, a fuzzy little cute kitten dies.

by Anonymousreply 309/24/2013

I went off him for many years after he was banging that ugly nanny, but he's become interesting to me again lately.

by Anonymousreply 409/24/2013

That is a man's naked body. The beautiful creature from The Talented Mr. Ripley was little more than a boy.

by Anonymousreply 509/24/2013

He has filled out quite nicely. Looks like a very entertaining movie.

by Anonymousreply 609/24/2013

"...through what appeared to be a vineyard"—? It doesn't look like a vineyard.

by Anonymousreply 709/24/2013

It's always sad when a man gains weight but the buttocks still show signs of deflation when in action (as his left side does as he walks.)

Ripeness is all.

by Anonymousreply 809/24/2013

Jude's gone soft. Yes, I realize he's getting older, but hop on the treadmill every now and then.

by Anonymousreply 909/24/2013

I'd still do him

by Anonymousreply 1009/24/2013

Can you not read r9? He put on the weight for the part.

by Anonymousreply 1109/24/2013

Richard E Grant looks great!

by Anonymousreply 1209/24/2013

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by Anonymousreply 1309/24/2013

I am worried about his anus

by Anonymousreply 1409/24/2013

He's not unattractive--I'd still do him. But his days of being the pretty boy are long, long gone.

by Anonymousreply 1509/24/2013

He's too thin.

by Anonymousreply 1609/24/2013

I'd give him a large part, anytime.

by Anonymousreply 1709/24/2013

He looks hot heavier. I'd fuck him like a wild animal!

by Anonymousreply 1809/24/2013

I wonder if he gives backrubs.

by Anonymousreply 1909/24/2013

"'I feel sorry for Jude because even after gaining 30 pounds he still looks like a walking love god,' Grant explained.

'And wherever we were on location, women's knees were literally wobbling, so he seems immune no matter what he looks like.'"

Well, he doesn't make this man's knees wobble. His bearish side-burned looks make him look quite the opposite of a walking love god. While I realize that he was going to age, when I first saw him on film and in photos, I thought he was one of the most gorgeous, beautiful creatures I'd ever seen. He looked ethereal, unreal, angelic. Now he looks unremarkable.

by Anonymousreply 2009/24/2013

He looks fantastic in the naked photos.

Very nice upper body, shoulders, arms, chest, torso - gorgeous actually.

Very nice form and development.

by Anonymousreply 2109/24/2013

oh my

by Anonymousreply 2209/24/2013

(Most) of you guys weren't kidding. He looks tres chaud with more meat on him!

by Anonymousreply 2309/24/2013

Jude Law gained the weight for the role, but he won't lose it. He's now officially and permanently fat.

by Anonymousreply 2409/24/2013

R24 = more of the traditionally waifish gay chap.

by Anonymousreply 2509/24/2013

2 tubs of icecream a day and 12 cans of fizzy? Dafuq no way would a dietician create a diet like that for an actor to gain weight. Daily Mail is one of the most ridiculous tabloids.

by Anonymousreply 2609/24/2013

Cellulitey ass. Ughhh. That shit ain't gonna go away when he loses weight.

And why didn't he ever do anything to rescue his hair?

So sad when men let themselves go.

by Anonymousreply 2709/24/2013

R27. Weight you can control or change. But losing hair especially in the front--you can't change that.

by Anonymousreply 2809/24/2013

He's looking much hotter now with the extra meat!

by Anonymousreply 2909/24/2013

Finally ... a Jude Law I can get on board with!

by Anonymousreply 3009/24/2013

The hell with you fickle queens. I would still tap his ass in a hot second.

by Anonymousreply 3109/24/2013

That looks like 30lbs of muscle! Not FAT!

Such a nice and well defined body. Very natural physique.

by Anonymousreply 3209/24/2013

I never understand how attractive people put on weight for a movie role - surely its going to be hell trying to get it off ? Poor Renee Zellweger's weight went up and down like a yo-yo for those silly Bridget Jones films - I mean it was not like it was for an Oscar bait movie, like De Niro did.

If Jude is 40 now it will be harder to shift the excess weight. His butt has certainly filled out since that Mr Ripley bath-tub scene !

by Anonymousreply 3309/25/2013

And 'Oscar' too - where his Bosie flashed his arse a few times. I wonder if Kevin Spacey managed to grab it when Jude played his toyboy in that Clint Eastwood film - the Garden of Good & Evil ?

by Anonymousreply 3409/25/2013

I think he has a very nice dick too. Not too big, not too small...uncut. Just right. Very lickable.

by Anonymousreply 3509/25/2013

I think Jude looks great, thick with shoulder muscle. He should stay this way, he is not fat at all.

by Anonymousreply 3609/25/2013

"But losing hair especially in the front--you can't change that"

by Anonymousreply 3709/25/2013

I so would.

by Anonymousreply 3809/25/2013

R35, thanks for making my puke up my breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 3909/25/2013

He looks fat and is no longer beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 4009/25/2013

He looks better than ever!!

by Anonymousreply 4109/25/2013

Squat bitch, squat!

by Anonymousreply 4209/25/2013

Jude's bid for an Oscar, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 4309/25/2013

I like it..hes all thick and juicy. I actually don't mind him not doing something with his hair. If he does I hope its Rogaine and not hair plugs..but hes so good looking I barely notice, especially when he lets his hair grow out

by Anonymousreply 4409/26/2013

Nice guns

by Anonymousreply 4509/26/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4609/26/2013

The photo caption said he was walking through "what looked like a vineyard."

That's no vineyard, it's an orchard, dummy.

by Anonymousreply 4709/26/2013

It is the rare individual who can look stunning as Oscar Wilde's twink lover and still look stunning 20 years and 30 pounds later. Jude is that individual. I'm his age and 30 pounds heavier than I was in the '90s, and I sure as hell don't look like *that*. Ye gods!

by Anonymousreply 4809/26/2013

"fat bare butt!"

"skinny bare butt!"

by Anonymousreply 4909/26/2013
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