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Why are so many Jewish guys so fucking thin??!

Don't they eat? They're either lanky and emaciated, or obese in their old age.

by Anonymousreply 4109/24/2013

Epigenetics. Allegedly, something happened to them in the not-so-distant past, and their genes have moved to entrench this change.

by Anonymousreply 109/23/2013

Are you serious? There are Jewish guys with every body type. Plenty of athletic builds, plenty average build, and plenty fat ass too. Not just thin. OP you're stupid.

by Anonymousreply 209/23/2013

I resemble that remark!

by Anonymousreply 309/23/2013

You can thank us for that little diet we put you on.

by Anonymousreply 409/23/2013

r2, fuck off. Tons of them are lanky. You sound like the harpy PC police.

by Anonymousreply 509/23/2013

There are Jewish men who have average bodies, but the amount of REALLY thin ones is staggering. It's such a common body type among them. I've been to Jewish functions. Those peeps can eat with the best of them. It's not like anyone's starving themselves. At least being really thin makes your cock look massive! I go for the cute (sometimes semi-twinky) thin look, but there's such a large amount of Jewish guys who are skin and bones. Maybe it's a specific sect of Jews who descend from a specific country that have inherited this body type. I don't know.

Think Andrew Garfield. There's a ton of him.

by Anonymousreply 609/23/2013

for the nude seen

by Anonymousreply 709/23/2013

Thin as matza.

But them Goyim! Oy Vay!

by Anonymousreply 809/24/2013

I own this thread!

by Anonymousreply 909/24/2013

OP is fucking stupid. There are many non-thin Jewish men out there. I hate simpletons like you

by Anonymousreply 1009/24/2013

I kinda like that look. I love a lanky, dark haired, dark eyed guy. I think it's pretty damned attractive.

by Anonymousreply 1109/24/2013

Because they are weak and puny.

by Anonymousreply 1209/24/2013

Don't feed this b.s.. There are Jewish men in all shapes and sizes. Just like anybody else.

In fact, if anything Jewish men are more likely to reveal a broad variety of any physical characteristic which might even arguably be linked to genetic heritage, given that they come from so many different ethnic backgrounds.

by Anonymousreply 1309/24/2013

Because they aren't fed very much in those camps.

by Anonymousreply 1409/24/2013

Gotten the response you wanted yet, troll?

by Anonymousreply 1509/24/2013

Drive down LaBrea in LA on a Saturday. You will be cured of this misperception.

by Anonymousreply 1609/24/2013

I know quite a few fatties.

by Anonymousreply 1709/24/2013

I wonder if we've met, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1809/24/2013

The thin and lanky male body type is a trait that is common within the Jewish community. There are other body types, but this specific body type is found in huge supply. Makes for tight pert little butts that need a good spanking!

by Anonymousreply 1909/24/2013

It's not that we're so thin. It's that our cocks are so thick, our bodies look thin by comparison

by Anonymousreply 2009/24/2013

[quote]It's not that we're so thin. It's that our cocks are so thick, our bodies look thin by comparison

Tell us more!

by Anonymousreply 2109/24/2013

R20, so true. Who gives a shit how thin they are because the ones I met were thick where it counts.

by Anonymousreply 2209/24/2013

Adam Levine is HAWT!

by Anonymousreply 2309/24/2013

Little mutilated cocks.

by Anonymousreply 2409/24/2013

Adam Levine is another one. He's exactly the body type I'm referring to (sans all those horrible tattoos!!).

by Anonymousreply 2509/24/2013

Disgusting thread, and if you think this is just not PC, you have a problem.

by Anonymousreply 2609/24/2013

My Barry isn't one of them.

by Anonymousreply 2709/24/2013

ALL Jewish boys are too thin according to their mothers.

by Anonymousreply 2809/24/2013

[quote]Disgusting thread

Are you an antisemite?

by Anonymousreply 2909/24/2013

[quote]

One of the most "I wish the fuck I had a camera" moments was when I saw this group of very large mostly middle aged group of Hasidic Jews walking past the Tom Kat Theater on S.M. right past a porn poster of "Sins of the Father"

The juxtaposition was priceless.

by Anonymousreply 3009/24/2013

Sorry

[quote]Drive down LaBrea in LA on a Saturday. You will be cured of this misconception

Goes with r30

by Anonymousreply 3109/24/2013

R30, love ya, but only three of us get that joke. (It's a good bit, though.)

by Anonymousreply 3209/24/2013

Junk Food isn't Kosher.

by Anonymousreply 3309/24/2013

Um, hello?

by Anonymousreply 3409/24/2013

OP,

You sound like a REAL charmer!

by Anonymousreply 3509/24/2013

You're too skinny. Have some more!

by Anonymousreply 3609/24/2013

Shit! How come the skinny gene passed this Jew right on by????

They are very, very lucky.

by Anonymousreply 3709/24/2013

George Costanza?

by Anonymousreply 3809/24/2013

R38, as hard as it may be to be believed, the Costanza family was not Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 3909/24/2013

Can't stand ya!

by Anonymousreply 4009/24/2013

Maybe their food tastes like shit. It certainly looks bland and unappealing. Do they use any seasonings or garlic?

by Anonymousreply 4109/24/2013
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