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Words you picked up at the datalounge that you started using in your everyday life


Referring to cake as "cak"

by Anonymousreply 9009/27/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 109/23/2013

"meat curtains"

by Anonymousreply 209/24/2013

It's "beef curtains," you stupid noob.

by Anonymousreply 309/24/2013

"ghastly" spoken as if with a tongue compressor

by Anonymousreply 409/24/2013

Cane wielding lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 509/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 609/24/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 709/24/2013

nacreous layers of permacum

by Anonymousreply 809/24/2013

"die in a grease fire"

by Anonymousreply 909/24/2013

I love you, r4!

by Anonymousreply 1009/24/2013

"Insatiable bottom"

by Anonymousreply 1109/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 1209/24/2013

"It's FEWER, not LESS"

by Anonymousreply 1309/24/2013

" Frau"

by Anonymousreply 1409/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 1509/24/2013

graxy and jandra, sillies!

by Anonymousreply 1609/24/2013

when the man goes inside the man...

by Anonymousreply 1709/24/2013

Really you queens use these sayings in your everyday life? Ummmm....ok.

by Anonymousreply 1809/24/2013

^^^ what a bore^^^

by Anonymousreply 1909/24/2013

I think r18 has a valid point. For me, "verificatia" is a word that I say to myself. I don't use it mixed company, so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 2009/24/2013

Punch and delete or just smoke copius amounts of pot silly are my answers when asked for relationship advice

by Anonymousreply 2109/24/2013

"I'm telling you this NOW so I do not have to tell you THEN!"

Thank you Nan Mychygynwomyn or whomever!

by Anonymousreply 2209/24/2013

My michfest vocabulary and of course the word loon.

by Anonymousreply 2309/24/2013

Power bottom and 'there, I said it.'

by Anonymousreply 2409/24/2013

I charge my friends $18 for the privilege of speaking to me.

by Anonymousreply 2509/24/2013

"jamaica" for "yarmulke"

by Anonymousreply 2609/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 2709/24/2013

Caftans, caftans & effin' caftans. I predict that one they they'll be more fashionable than leather jogging pants.

by Anonymousreply 2809/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 2909/24/2013

Surprise anal.

by Anonymousreply 3009/24/2013

You in danger, gurrrrrl.

by Anonymousreply 3109/24/2013

"graxy and jandra, sillies!"

I forgot about "jandra"! Yeah, I use that one, too.

by Anonymousreply 3209/24/2013

Mincing prisspot

by Anonymousreply 3309/24/2013

I told a co-worker to die in a grease fire yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 3409/24/2013

Graxy. Shit bra.

by Anonymousreply 3509/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 3609/24/2013

Present your hole

by Anonymousreply 3709/24/2013

Love Pump.

by Anonymousreply 3809/24/2013

I actually said "African Baby Winter Catalog" on a first date (inadvertently).

by Anonymousreply 3909/24/2013

"Jandra"... but not because of DL. We saw AI the night Bo used misused the word and still mock it to each other. Funniest thing ever said on AI (not much else ever was).

We used to use "That's BULLSHIT" because of Andra, too, but that dropped off.

I use 'cunt' so much I'm sometimes embarrassed (only at home, but I hear myself, and it sounds bad), and that's from being on DL for 15 years.

The only one that ever slipped out was 'what was on his iPod?' after a celeb died this summer. Might have been Monteith, but I don't think so. Then I had to explain.

by Anonymousreply 4009/24/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 4109/24/2013

r39, I always think of the African Baby Catalog every time I read about some female star adopting a kid

by Anonymousreply 4209/24/2013

Oh, and I can't stop laughing whenever I hear the name Cheryl/Sheryl (sorry, Cheryl Burke and Sheryl Crow!).

by Anonymousreply 4309/24/2013

Not DL-specific, but I learned it here: "scenery-chewing ham." I like saying it. I like typing it.

by Anonymousreply 4409/24/2013

Pearl clutching! Mary! Crying as I type!

by Anonymousreply 4509/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 4609/24/2013

A friend told me she was feeling depressed. "Make a spiral ham, have a threesome, volunteer!" jumped out of my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 4709/24/2013


Oh Dear! (when I hear or read bad grammar)


by Anonymousreply 4809/24/2013

Lip gloss & Prada queen: mincing prisspot; beef curtains; shit-bra; you in danger girl; so many to choose from.

by Anonymousreply 4909/24/2013

Explosive diarrhea.

by Anonymousreply 5009/24/2013

I love "crying as I type". Needed laugh at the end of a workday.

by Anonymousreply 5109/24/2013

Twink. I know ... I don't get out much!

by Anonymousreply 5209/24/2013

beard and merkin

by Anonymousreply 5309/24/2013

Bearding! Took me a while to figure it out.

by Anonymousreply 5409/24/2013

My mom now talks about the "mincing prisspot" at the end of her street.

by Anonymousreply 5509/24/2013

r17, its when the man goes up into the man

by Anonymousreply 5609/24/2013

you uncut cunt

by Anonymousreply 5709/24/2013

I don't say them out loud, but "douchebag," "rancid cunt" and "insufferable cunt" pass through my head far too often.

One I would love to say out loud, but have yet to find an opportunity, is "cooked not event toast." It's not every day you can talk about such things.

by Anonymousreply 5809/24/2013

"I charge my friends $18 for the privilege of speaking to me."

I charge mine $18 to start a conversation with my other friends and shut out the ones who don't even when most of them are asleep or at work.

by Anonymousreply 5909/24/2013

I told a pissy little 12 year old at a water park years ago who was giggling to her friend at my, then, piercings (no I don't have them anymore)-- "at least my pussy doesn't stink, cheryl"

by Anonymousreply 6009/24/2013

Cube Frau and House Frau. Salesbottom. Sizemeat. For crying out loud, would someone please shit in my mouth. Noodles. Caftans.

by Anonymousreply 6109/24/2013

r39, I need context and how that went over.

by Anonymousreply 6209/24/2013

Last Sunday, I got to use "hanging beef curtains," "the man goes up into the man," and "nacreous layer of permacum" in a conversation.

Granted, it was in a bathhouse.

by Anonymousreply 6309/24/2013

I took a break from DL because this site demonstrates a terrible way to speak and think of people in this world. I am not that diplomatic, but the the balcony seethes with hostility and hatred here.

Some y'all are nasty and mean, black-hearted and cruel under the pretense of wit and proving a point. There is some fake inside DL camaraderie when the status quo is questioned. Bitchery is way too nice a word for it. Ugly.

I am out, married, handsome, successful and in the arts. DL is not the way gay people behave in a realized life.

Some smarter, funnier, wiser and more knowledgeable people than I keep me coming back.


by Anonymousreply 6409/25/2013

[quote]I am out, married, handsome, successful and in the arts. DL is not the way gay people behave in a realized life.

Well, smell you, Nancy Drew.

by Anonymousreply 6509/25/2013

Blatino husbear

Granted, it doesn't come up too often ...

by Anonymousreply 6609/25/2013

I had a friend who used to refer to her rather violent, drug-addled boyfriend as her "blatino husbear."

And then she died.

by Anonymousreply 6709/25/2013

"Some y'all are nasty and mean, black-hearted and cruel under the pretense of wit and proving a point. "

HERE we're mean. This is like a bitterness ventilator. I don't act like I type. But you obviously do, you smug humblebragging humor-free twit.

by Anonymousreply 6809/25/2013

R64 : "It's so DARK SIDEED!"

by Anonymousreply 6909/25/2013


I am not humble.

A "Bitterness Ventilator." I guess that is as good a description as any. You should breathe deeper. I am glad you have this outlet, but I suggest a therapist too. The collective bitterness on this site could poison many young minds and convince many older souls that their life is not of value.

Vent away you fool. What you type is not who you are? Are you an artist, no. Are you secretly a philanthropist rather than a misanthrope and misogynist and racist? No. Are you a creative writer creating a character. NO.

What you type IS who you are, at least in part. Examine yourself and the collective consciousness that you contribute to. You can be better r68.

DL is not a sophisticated set of iconoclastic social rebels. There are wits out here to be sure, but don't claim what you cannot be. Here collects a bilious pool of gay men's defensive vomit. This is where you contribute. Swim.

Humblebragging is a new DL phrase, like you losers invent everything. It has been called the nobility game for hundreds of years. I can't play fully, but I surely know the rules.

I am not humble and I only brag in person.

Be well r68.

by Anonymousreply 7009/25/2013

You're a whore, darling.

This never happened.

by Anonymousreply 7109/25/2013

AWG (average white guy) is a hilarious term I've picked up here. When I see someone over whom people are drooling but who I feel is not worthy of such drooling.

by Anonymousreply 7209/25/2013

Kisses to R13!

by Anonymousreply 7309/25/2013

I like "Romanian Orphanage Face". I hadn't heard that one before.

by Anonymousreply 7409/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 7509/25/2013

'nasty rippers' for especially smelly farts. I read it HERE. It made me laugh out loud. Then I farted.

by Anonymousreply 7609/26/2013

Gayvoice, gayface, carbface, cane-wielding lesbian

by Anonymousreply 7709/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 7809/26/2013

Carb face!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7909/26/2013

I have stated my boundaries!

by Anonymousreply 8009/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 8109/26/2013

"Im sorry, Miss, but with all due respect, I have problems of my own."

"We don't think about THOSE things" (with accompanying hand gestures and facial expression as delivered by GOD aka Phylicia Rashad)

by Anonymousreply 8209/26/2013

Priss pot "Take a dick" Caftan

And yes, there are a lot of sad, bitter, hate filled, shallow, alcoholic, robotic, youth obsessed ,"proud" to be democrats, tattoo hating persons on this site. I don't even have pity for you people. Good luck with life and your Gin and tonic..

by Anonymousreply 8309/27/2013

"Speaker of the Truth"

by Anonymousreply 8409/27/2013

Cunt, cunty, cuntiness, cuntified, cuntless.

I think that about covers today's lesson. Class dismissed.

by Anonymousreply 8509/27/2013

'This is why they hate us'.

Not used much anymore...but in the right setting, it's very effective.


by Anonymousreply 8609/27/2013

Oh dear

by Anonymousreply 8709/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 8809/27/2013

Alright, which one of you cunty fucktards scared away R88?

by Anonymousreply 8909/27/2013

Yo, Whistledick @ R89, he was bumping from a smartphone. Dur. Dur.

by Anonymousreply 9009/27/2013
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