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Have you ever started speaking to someone and forgot that you were chatting on DL?

I almost told my mother than her pussy stank.

by Anonymousreply 2509/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 109/23/2013

I actually told someone to "go dry off their mussy" and I got a "WTF?" look.

by Anonymousreply 209/23/2013

Correction: "go dry off your mussy"

by Anonymousreply 309/23/2013

Your doppelganger just posed this same question a few threads down. Are you a twin or just schizophrenic, OP?

by Anonymousreply 409/23/2013

I started twerking at last week's company board meeting, but they seemed to like it. I made over $40 in one dollar bills.

by Anonymousreply 509/23/2013

I use "frau" a lot and friends will ask about my affinity for German.

Also, I thought even the straight word understood "tops" and "bottoms" but they don't.

by Anonymousreply 609/23/2013

There have been times at work when I almost told people I thought someone needed a vicious face slapping.

by Anonymousreply 709/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 809/23/2013

I once yelled "lick my shitter" at some bitch who cut me off on the freeway.

by Anonymousreply 909/23/2013

"You CUNT!" I screamed at the ancient nun who stumbled before me in the Communion line and soiled my suede shoes.

by Anonymousreply 1009/23/2013

A fellow caustic queen and I were dishing the maudlin 9/11-fest a few years back, and I quoted the "insatiable bottom" infamous quote.

by Anonymousreply 1109/23/2013

Would someone explain to me the joke behind the insatiable bottom joke with the twin towers? I can't figure it out. Is it because the towers fell to the ground, and so it is a bottom? Where does the insatiable come in? I'm serious---I don't get the joke.

by Anonymousreply 1209/24/2013

I was once asked by a customer service rep to spell my last name and I started O...P...and then realized what I was doing.

by Anonymousreply 1309/24/2013

I get the feeling it's the other way around.

Lots of threads started by gay men in weird relationships with their mother creeping into the datalounge.

My mother thinks I'm bi.

My mother hates tattoos.

What's your relationship like with your mother?

And on and on and on...

Do you all live with your mothers?

by Anonymousreply 1409/24/2013

"Would someone explain to me the joke behind the insatiable bottom joke with the twin towers?"

It was simply one of the first posts on the original WTC on 9/11 before posters knew it was a serious event.

by Anonymousreply 1509/24/2013

I once called a friend of mine a frau. He agreed with me.

by Anonymousreply 1609/24/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1709/24/2013

I call a couple friends 'Mary' when they totally gay out and they have no idea what I mean.

by Anonymousreply 1809/24/2013

Do you mean "forgot you [italic]weren't[/italic] chatting on DL"?

Now that I've been reading DL for several months, circumcision is something I bring up in conversation with two of my friends (one is, one isn't).

by Anonymousreply 1909/24/2013

DL didn't invent twerking, and it certainly didn't invent "Mary!"

Some of you are really stupid.

by Anonymousreply 2009/24/2013

"I almost told my mother than her pussy stank."

You're using your mother's $18 subscription to insult her here too? I almost feel sorry for Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 2109/24/2013

I find myself actively having to stop from using the word "cunty" in regular conversation.

by Anonymousreply 2209/24/2013

I find myself leaving posts on other boards using DL jargon arise.

I've left a few MARY!s and a 'smell you' or two.

That and calling out people as Cheetos munching, mother's basement dwellers.

Ripping off DL in regular life is a joy.

by Anonymousreply 2309/24/2013

There's another forum I participate in, in which I find myself having to consciously stop myself from calling someone a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 2409/24/2013

R24, that one didn't go over too well for me on Apartment Therapy.

by Anonymousreply 2509/24/2013
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