I almost told my mother than her pussy stank.
Have you ever started speaking to someone and forgot that you were chatting on DL?
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|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/23/2013|
I actually told someone to "go dry off their mussy" and I got a "WTF?" look.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/23/2013|
Correction: "go dry off your mussy"
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/23/2013|
Your doppelganger just posed this same question a few threads down. Are you a twin or just schizophrenic, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/23/2013|
I started twerking at last week's company board meeting, but they seemed to like it. I made over $40 in one dollar bills.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/23/2013|
I use "frau" a lot and friends will ask about my affinity for German.
Also, I thought even the straight word understood "tops" and "bottoms" but they don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/23/2013|
There have been times at work when I almost told people I thought someone needed a vicious face slapping.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/23/2013|
I once yelled "lick my shitter" at some bitch who cut me off on the freeway.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/23/2013|
"You CUNT!" I screamed at the ancient nun who stumbled before me in the Communion line and soiled my suede shoes.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/23/2013|
A fellow caustic queen and I were dishing the maudlin 9/11-fest a few years back, and I quoted the "insatiable bottom" infamous quote.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/23/2013|
Would someone explain to me the joke behind the insatiable bottom joke with the twin towers? I can't figure it out. Is it because the towers fell to the ground, and so it is a bottom? Where does the insatiable come in? I'm serious---I don't get the joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/24/2013|
I was once asked by a customer service rep to spell my last name and I started O...P...and then realized what I was doing.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/24/2013|
I get the feeling it's the other way around.
Lots of threads started by gay men in weird relationships with their mother creeping into the datalounge.
My mother thinks I'm bi.
My mother hates tattoos.
What's your relationship like with your mother?
And on and on and on...
Do you all live with your mothers?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/24/2013|
"Would someone explain to me the joke behind the insatiable bottom joke with the twin towers?"
It was simply one of the first posts on the original WTC on 9/11 before posters knew it was a serious event.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/24/2013|
I once called a friend of mine a frau. He agreed with me.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/24/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/24/2013|
I call a couple friends 'Mary' when they totally gay out and they have no idea what I mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/24/2013|
Do you mean "forgot you [italic]weren't[/italic] chatting on DL"?
Now that I've been reading DL for several months, circumcision is something I bring up in conversation with two of my friends (one is, one isn't).
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/24/2013|
DL didn't invent twerking, and it certainly didn't invent "Mary!"
Some of you are really stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/24/2013|
"I almost told my mother than her pussy stank."
You're using your mother's $18 subscription to insult her here too? I almost feel sorry for Cheryl.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/24/2013|
I find myself actively having to stop from using the word "cunty" in regular conversation.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/24/2013|
I find myself leaving posts on other boards using DL jargon arise.
I've left a few MARY!s and a 'smell you' or two.
That and calling out people as Cheetos munching, mother's basement dwellers.
Ripping off DL in regular life is a joy.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/24/2013|
There's another forum I participate in, in which I find myself having to consciously stop myself from calling someone a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/24/2013|
R24, that one didn't go over too well for me on Apartment Therapy.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/24/2013|