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Holy shit, I've totally become.....a frau!

I've followed the frau posts for a long time now and was pleasantly amused and entertained by the frauen ways.

However, I've started drinking at about 4pm every day, I've started to brag about my kid's accomplishments (WHEN NOT ASKED) and when my kid was sick today, I called out even though I could've probably found a place for him to go with a fever.

I know this sounds snarky but it is not. There comes a point in every frau's life when one realizes one's true self.

Is there help/intervention? Should I just go with it? Should I try to apologize to everyone I know and ignore it?

What do I do? WHAT DO I DO??????

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 2609/25/2013

What's a frau? (apart from the German word for Mrs)

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 209/23/2013

I've read that cupping is only what assholes do.

I don't want to be a frau. I don't want to be an asshole.

Maybe I should get therapy. I've heard there's a lot of good progress being made in the frau healing.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 309/23/2013

R1, you sound like a good parent. Fraus are those with very, very low self-awareness. The fact that you're aware and can identify your frau-like behavior means you aren't a frau.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 409/23/2013

Yes, because hands are SOP when typing shit into the interwebverse.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 709/23/2013

What IS a frau?

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 809/23/2013

Completely agree with R4. Your being so self aware of developing frau traits contradicts the very definition of a frau.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 909/23/2013

R6 How do you cut off the other hand?

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 1009/23/2013

A table saw or have one of your scrapbooking friends do it for you.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 1109/23/2013

Thanks, DL.

I need a pedicure in the worst way and I feel so much better knowing that I'm not what they call a "frau".

My bagel bites are almost cooked. Dinner is served.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 1209/23/2013

Go for it and have fun with it. It takes all kinds to make the world go round.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 1309/23/2013

WHET to scrapbooking? People were giving me vile scrapbooks for Christmas for a few years and then everything stopped.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 1409/23/2013

Scrapbooking is EXPENSIVE!

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 1509/23/2013

Faccebook happened

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 1609/23/2013

You could always try Ex-Frau therapy. It's a lifestyle choice.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 1709/23/2013

start posting on the Jeremy Renner threads.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 1809/23/2013

Can someone explain what a Frau is?

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 1909/24/2013

You were always a frau. It's just that were also a HATE-RAPIST back in the days when you still had some testosterone flowing through your veins. Now that it has reduced, you are back to reading Andrea Dworkin because you admire her mind.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 2009/24/2013

R2/8/19 must be new to datalounge!

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 2109/24/2013

Now that you're an official Frau, you're going to have to grapple with big Frau problems. For instance, what to do if a recipe calls for grape tomatoes and you only have cherry.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 2209/24/2013

If you're a straight woman posting on DL, you always were a frau to me.

If that helps.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 2309/24/2013

you should beware of the 'mysoginist troll'

if it hasn't posted yet it will no doubt rise from its lair and do a copy and paste from every other post which contains the word frau and do its mysoginy rant....

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 2409/24/2013

R1 nailed it. Don't forget a chunky cable knit sweater.

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 2509/24/2013

There are European fraus and American fraus, of course....

by Dawning of the age of Frauquarius reply 2609/25/2013
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