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If a double decker bus crashes into us

To die by your side, the pleasure the privelge

by Is mine.reply 3509/25/2013

If it's a double-decker tour bus, one can be somewhat certain the passengers of a lower socio-economic status.

by Is mine.reply 109/23/2013

And if a 10 ton truck, kills the both of us

to die by your side, well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine

by Is mine.reply 209/23/2013

Please, please, please, please, please

Let me get what I want

This time

by Is mine.reply 309/23/2013

There is a light that never goes out.

by Is mine.reply 409/23/2013

Wow and who could have foreseen Megabus back then?

by Is mine.reply 509/23/2013

You shut your mouth. How can you say I go about things the wrong way?!?

by Is mine.reply 609/23/2013

Why ponder life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

by Is mine.reply 709/23/2013

Wtf are you all talking about?!?

by Is mine.reply 809/23/2013

Lyrics from The Smiths songs.

When you say it's gonna happen now When exactly do you mean? See I've already waited too long And all my hope is gone

by Is mine.reply 909/23/2013

And if you ever need self-validation

Just meet me in the alley by the Railway station

It's all over my face

by Is mine.reply 1009/24/2013

I wonder if he meant the double entendre in "it's all over my face". Probably.

by Is mine.reply 1109/24/2013

I figured this was Morrisey's doing. Just go ahead and die already. It will never happen though. He'll keep going, and going, and going like that robotic bunny.

by Is mine.reply 1209/24/2013

I would go out tonight But I haven't got a stitch to wear This man said "it's gruesome That someone so handsome should care"

by Is mine.reply 1309/24/2013

It's time the tale were told of how you took a child And you made him old

by Is mine.reply 1409/24/2013

I can laugh about it now but at the time it was terrible.

by Is mine.reply 1509/24/2013

But, no, nothing tops "There Is A Light..." If you were a gay man of a certain age, you got it and then some. Still gets to me.

by Is mine.reply 1609/24/2013

Her skirt ascends for a watching eye, it's a hideous trait (on her mother's side).

by Is mine.reply 1709/24/2013

R8 is an idiot.

by Is mine.reply 1809/24/2013

I dreamt about you last night and I fell out of bed twice

by Is mine.reply 1909/25/2013

Take me anywhere, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care...

by Is mine.reply 2009/25/2013

The Vicar in a tutu

He's not strange

He just wants to live his life this way

by Is mine.reply 2109/25/2013

You're like a hairdresser on fire. Busy! Busy! Busy!!!

by Is mine.reply 2209/25/2013

there is a light, and it never goes out...

by Is mine.reply 2309/25/2013

Some girls are bigger than others. Some girls are bigger than others. Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers.

by Is mine.reply 2409/25/2013

Sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled making Christmas Cards with the mentally ill.

by Is mine.reply 2509/25/2013

Burn down the discos!

Hang the blessed DJ!

by Is mine.reply 2609/25/2013

Our Kid (OP) - you could at least write the lyrics in the Mancunian language.

by Is mine.reply 2709/25/2013

There's a club, if you'd like to go. You could meet somebody who really loves you. So you go, and you stand on your own. And you leave on your own. And you go home. And you cry, and you want to die.

by Is mine.reply 2809/25/2013

r28, was waiting for someone to post this. Story of my fucking life.

by Is mine.reply 2909/25/2013

Tonight a friend is coming round And I'm cooking us a Spanish feast. Yes, complete with my veggie take on Spanish Sawsage.

by Is mine.reply 3009/25/2013

I love the bootleg where he said "privelge." When the official single came out, I was so disappointed it had been changed to an actual word.

by Is mine.reply 3109/25/2013

William, it was nothing. William, it was nothing! It was your...eyes.

by Is mine.reply 3209/25/2013

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt As the flames rose to her roman nose And her hearing aid started to melt

by Is mine.reply 3309/25/2013

I hope Adele is between me and the bus!

by Is mine.reply 3409/25/2013

And I know it's over Still I cling I don't know where else I can go It's over, it's over, it's over

by Is mine.reply 3509/25/2013
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