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Andy Samberg marries Joanna Newsom

... I had absolutely no clue that Andy Samberg was straight.

Is he bearding?

I mean... there's no way he's REALLY straight, is there?

I mean... come [italic]on[/italic]!!

by Anonymousreply 5810/16/2013

the series premiers next week!!!!

by Anonymousreply 109/23/2013

I thought he was a long time ago, but they've been quietly dating for years now and I don't think Joanna is the type to beard.

Maybe he's bi, but I think the relationship's legit.

And this is coming from a lesbian and long-time fan of Joanna Newsom who wishes she was queer. I mean, aside from the talent and genius, I think she has a perfect body.

by Anonymousreply 209/23/2013

Andy is 1 of those guys with big noses who sometimes looks pretty attractive to me. On SNL when he would wear skimpy outfits I thought his body was good too.

His roast "jokes" for James Franco were pathetic and not funny though.

by Anonymousreply 309/23/2013

I never got a gay vive from Samberg.

He's just got that dorky look and manner that a lot of hipsters have.

by Anonymousreply 409/23/2013

He's Jewish - very often mistake for gay.

by Anonymousreply 509/23/2013

Why is weird folk fav Joanna Newsom marrying a mainstream douche like Andy. I doubt Andy even knows who she is.

by Anonymousreply 609/23/2013

C'mon you didn't know that Andy Samberg was straight. Everything about Andy Samberg says straight. Nebbishy Jewish guy, creative, with looks that straddle the fence between interesting and odd and at some times attractive. I know we play fast and loose with who's gay and straight on this board, but there was no way that Andy Samberg was ever in question.

by Anonymousreply 709/23/2013

I very much enjoyed episode one of his new show.

by Anonymousreply 809/23/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 909/23/2013

There are some gays who think EVERYONE is gay.

by Anonymousreply 1109/23/2013

"Andy is 1 of those guys with big noses who sometimes looks pretty attractive to me."

Andy played the gay card so often on talk shows and SNL, there was no way he was really gay.

Agree his new TV show is very good, called Brooklyn nine-nine.

by Anonymousreply 1209/23/2013

R13=orangutan.

by Anonymousreply 1409/23/2013

Smug is okay - it's what can lend a hot authenticity to the phrase, "Yeah, take that load. Uh!"

And no one does it better than a nice Jewish guy.

by Anonymousreply 1509/23/2013

His new show is surprisingly funny -- and he is adorable in it.

by Anonymousreply 1609/23/2013

Person who can't sing marries unfunny comedian.

by Anonymousreply 1709/23/2013

Is she Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 1809/23/2013

R18,but she can play the harp.

by Anonymousreply 1909/23/2013

I wonder if Samberg had the urge to make one of those unfunny quirky digital shorts about his wedding?

by Anonymousreply 2009/23/2013

I didn't know he was putting his dick in her box.

by Anonymousreply 2109/23/2013

He never seemed gay in the least to me.

by Anonymousreply 2209/23/2013

He's so fugly, the hets can have him.

by Anonymousreply 2309/23/2013

I hpe she doesn't start to make R'n'B music now she married a guy of that ilk.

by Anonymousreply 2409/23/2013

I still don't know how this man gets work. He's ordinary in every conceivable way.

by Anonymousreply 2509/23/2013

R25: Samberg is very good in "Brookly Nine-Nine" and often on "Saturday Night Live." Yes, he can be annoying, very annoying but how can you deny that he is talented?

by Anonymousreply 2609/23/2013

Who in the hell thought he was gay?

by Anonymousreply 2709/23/2013

Joanna is Gavin Newsom's second cousin.

by Anonymousreply 2809/23/2013

If you just saw Samberg in a few apearances like this on Conan, I might wonder why he seems so fixated on the subject of gay humor. But, most people have seen him on many more shows.

by Anonymousreply 2909/23/2013

[quote]Who in the hell thought he was gay?

Honestly, I never considered that he was straight. Bi maybe. But if I had been asked to bet, I probably would have put money down that he was gay. He pings to high heaven to me, and has kissed more guys than I have I think... and that's just on camera.

Seriously. People think he's straight??

by Anonymousreply 3009/23/2013

He's showbiz straight

by Anonymousreply 3109/23/2013

He never seemed gay to me.

by Anonymousreply 3209/23/2013

I never thought he was gay, either.

by Anonymousreply 3309/23/2013

What in particular about Samberg would make anyone so convinced he was gay? Or straight for that matter? He's a guy. He could be anything. That's true of anyone, of course, but I'm having trouble even relating to any stereotypical or otherwise particularly gay-identified quality about him that would make OP think he was nec. gay. Deja vu to this whole Brad Pitt looks black trope.

by Anonymousreply 3409/23/2013

He could have been a good looking guy if it wasn't for that big ass jawline of his. He looks like he has habsburg jaw.

by Anonymousreply 3509/23/2013

These people aren't worth caring about.

by Anonymousreply 3609/23/2013

He looks dirty.

by Anonymousreply 3709/23/2013

Pssst! He is a ...JEW!

by Anonymousreply 3809/23/2013

Who cares? He's gross. I bet he has bad breath and skidmarked underwear. And he was/is NEVER EVER as funny as he thinks he is.

by Anonymousreply 3909/23/2013

Ach! Er ist ein Jude!!!

by Anonymousreply 4009/23/2013

Can stars really be cynical enough to think...hey lets have the wedding right around the season premiere of the new show. Free Publicity!!

by Anonymousreply 4109/23/2013

He only got married because his TRUE love, Seth Meyers, got married recently too.

by Anonymousreply 4209/24/2013

For future reference: Actors of fully Jewish background: -Logan Lerman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Bar Refaeli, James Wolk, Julian Morris, Esti Ginzburg, Kat Dennings, Erin Heatherton, Odeya Rush, Anton Yelchin, Paul Rudd, Scott Mechlowicz, Andrew Garfield, Lizzy Caplan, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gal Gadot, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Marla Sokoloff, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Adam Brody, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gabriel Macht.

Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers -Jake Gyllenhaal, James Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Eva Green, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Connelly, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan.

Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jews and/or identify as Jews: -Ezra Miller, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Ben Foster, Nikki Reed, Ansel Elgort.

Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism -Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

by Anonymousreply 4309/26/2013

R14 rectal swab.

by Anonymousreply 4409/26/2013

Matthew Broderick also "self identifies as Jewish" even though he wasn't brought up Jewish and his sister is an Episcopal priest.

by Anonymousreply 4509/26/2013

People we thought were Jewish or half-Jewish but weren't: Jason Robards, Gene Hackman, Judy Garland, Cyndi Lauper, Jimmy Kimmel, Robin Williams

by Anonymousreply 4609/26/2013

Ethel Fucking Merman!

by Anonymousreply 4709/26/2013

He was the one bomb at the Franco roast.

by Anonymousreply 4809/26/2013

Profoundly strange couple.

by Anonymousreply 4909/26/2013

There was a lot of talk of Samburg's "big white ass" tonight on Broolyn Nine-Nine. In fact, a guest star slaps Andy on his butt twice. Last week Samburg was almost completely naked.

Many people will continue to believe Samberg is gay like the OP. In fact, he's just seeing how far he can go on network TV.

by Anonymousreply 5010/15/2013

I sucked his dick in Bed, Bath & Beyond in Chelsea. He's 8.5 inches and thick. Cut, of course. Shot a heavy, creamy load. He has a high protein diet.i

by Anonymousreply 5110/15/2013

R35 I thought the Hapsburg jaw was a receding chin.

by Anonymousreply 5210/15/2013

Quite the opposite. It's a low, lantern-like jaw somewhat Leno like. See link.

by Anonymousreply 5310/16/2013

He has an adorable doppelgänger who has never openly dated anyone of either sex.

by Anonymousreply 5410/16/2013

Not extremely good looking, but he's got the gavorka. That mouth of his makes me crazy, I just want to feel him up all over.

by Anonymousreply 5510/16/2013

WHAT? This guy has a life? I thought he would be available forever. And young.

by Anonymousreply 5610/16/2013

His comedy troupe is called The Lonely Island, which is how each of his teeth feel.

by Anonymousreply 5710/16/2013

LMAO

by Anonymousreply 5810/16/2013
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