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Moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and

showed them what I

by got.reply 4309/28/2013

Sometimes I've been to cryin' for unborn children

That might have made me complete

by got.reply 109/22/2013

I've seen things that a woman

by got.reply 209/22/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by got.reply 309/23/2013

[quote]Ain't s'posed to see. Like COCK

God, you're a tard.

by got.reply 409/23/2013

[quote] God, you're a tard.

God, you're a boring, pretentious twat.

by got.reply 509/23/2013

Took the hand of a preacher man who took it in the rump.

by got.reply 609/23/2013

I've been to paradise but I ain't ever beena me sweetie

by got.reply 709/23/2013

I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece....

WHICH ONE?

by got.reply 809/24/2013

Hey Lady

by got.reply 909/24/2013

Fuck all of you.

by got.reply 1009/24/2013

I've been undressed in Queens...

by got.reply 1109/24/2013

I rented my apartment on a Monday at one

A-singin' doo-lally-lally shikky-bum shikky-bum

Started movin' in it on a Tuesday at two

A-singin' doo-lally-lally shikky-doo shikky-doo

by got.reply 1209/24/2013

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun bitches, but the wine and the song like the seasons are all gone - prolly stolen by that verminous cunt that's seen things she wasn't meant to see.

Bring back my wine or I'll cut a bitch.

by got.reply 1309/24/2013

Selfish bitch. I've never been anywhere.

by got.reply 1409/24/2013

She's got Bette Davis eyes.

She'll expose you.

She'll decompose you.

by got.reply 1509/24/2013

But I wish someone would've talked to me like I wanna talk to you.

Subtext: Gurl, I basically want to tell you that while I had a blast being a whore, I don't think you should do it. Go get married and have children. Being a frau is not half bad.

by got.reply 1609/24/2013

[quote]God, you're a boring, pretentious twat.

[quote]Ain't s'posed to see. Like COCK

Come up with something clever or original, or maybe even something someone who's emotionally older than nine would come up with.

Until then, you're a tard.

by got.reply 1709/25/2013

Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be But you know what truth is? It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning The same one you're going to make love with tonight That's truth, that's love......

Jesus, it's that spoken word part that really sends it over the top of the cheese-o-meter.

by got.reply 1809/25/2013

8 6 7 5 3 O 9

by got.reply 1909/26/2013

Does Jet Blue ever run specials on tickets to ME?

by got.reply 2009/26/2013

99 Luftballons

by got.reply 2109/26/2013

"Does Jet Blue ever run specials on tickets to ME?"

Yes, yes, please say yes.

by got.reply 2209/26/2013

Listen lady, ain't no fun being an old whore

by got.reply 2309/26/2013

Won't someone PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH???!!!!?????

by got.reply 2409/26/2013

You think you've got it bad. I'm torn between two lovers. I know, I know, and yes I'm feeling like a fool.

by got.reply 2509/26/2013

Loving both of them, though, is breaking all the rules.

MARY!

by got.reply 2609/26/2013

Did Harlow go to Monte Carlo? It wasn't 'all that' during her short lifetime, it was much less built up and had a shady reputation.

by got.reply 2709/26/2013

Let me call you a Taxi.

by got.reply 2809/26/2013

R27, that is EXACTLY the kind of minutae that should be getting 400 replies on a DL thread.

by got.reply 2909/26/2013

[quote]Won't someone PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH???!!!!?????

Yup. A tard.

by got.reply 3009/26/2013

[quote] Did Harlow go to Monte Carlo? It wasn't 'all that' during her short lifetime, it was much less built up and had a shady reputation.

I've always interpreted that part of the song as saying the singer moved like Harlow when the singer was in Monte Carlo, not that she moved like Harlow did when Harlow was in Monte Carlo.

by got.reply 3109/27/2013

Well, I've got two lovers, and I ain't ashamed.

by got.reply 3209/27/2013

Your name, it is heard in high places You know the Aga Khan He sent you a racehorse for Christmas And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh a-ha-ha-ha

by got.reply 3309/27/2013

How interesting that in the 70's Charlene moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo, and in the present day the consort of HSH The Prince of Monaco is also named Charlene.

by got.reply 3409/27/2013

My brown eyes are turning blue

by got.reply 3509/27/2013

I'm gonna just sit and watch. Anyone got some hot buttered popcorn?

by got.reply 3609/27/2013

[quote] Did Harlow go to Monte Carlo? It wasn't 'all that' during her short lifetime, it was much less built up and had a shady reputation.

The reference is to Harlow Cuadra, not Jean Harlow.

by got.reply 3709/27/2013

[quote]Hey, you know what paradise is?

It's a LIE.

That... is a lie.

by got.reply 3809/27/2013

This song always makes me think of Tara Reid, even though she's still in business.

by got.reply 3909/27/2013

R38 Maybe just a little true.

by got.reply 4009/28/2013

I don't know about Monte Carlo. I'm just the lineman of the county.

by got.reply 4109/28/2013

I have most of these on my iPod.

Have we gotten to The Nights the Lights went out in Georgia or Harper Valley PTA?

by got.reply 4209/28/2013

[quote] Have we gotten to The Nights the Lights went out in Georgia

Not yet.

by got.reply 4309/28/2013
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