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Macarons are gross.

I hate the texture, I hate the taste.

Why are they so hot? because they're pretty?

by Anonymousreply 2609/23/2013

They're very difficult to bake.

by Anonymousreply 109/22/2013

I prefer macaroons. So much tastier!

by Anonymousreply 209/22/2013

maricon

by Anonymousreply 309/22/2013

OP sticks his fingers in the holes in butter cookies, and then eats all ten cookies, one petal at a time.

by Anonymousreply 409/22/2013

I hate Maracas. They're very noisy.

by Anonymousreply 509/22/2013

Did you start this thread because of me?

by Anonymousreply 609/22/2013

They are the new cupcakes. I like the ones from Paris from Pierre Herme. I can order them, here in London. I have had 2 deliveres so far. Love the packaging took. The circular box is a conversation piece.

by Anonymousreply 709/22/2013

Macaca!!!

by Anonymousreply 809/22/2013

Aren't they over now? They were so 2011.

by Anonymousreply 909/22/2013

Heeeeeyyyyyy Macarena!

by Anonymousreply 1009/22/2013

OP, that brown one on the top in your photo looks like your mom's pussy after I pounded the hell out of it and blew my load all over her beef flaps. I made her let my load dry out and get crusty and then she picked it off with her fingernails and ate it while I watched American Dad.

True story

by Anonymousreply 1109/22/2013

I agree, OP. They taste like sugar-coated, styrofoam shit!

by Anonymousreply 1209/22/2013

Macaroons are shitty. They taste terrible and the coconut sticks in your teeth forever. Boo Hiss.

by Anonymousreply 1309/22/2013

Macarons think they're special.

They're not.

Their collapse is imminent.

by Anonymousreply 1409/22/2013

Agree, OP.

I also prefer macaroons.

by Anonymousreply 1509/22/2013

I bet that motherfucking frog who came up with the cronut is working on a macaron-cupcake hybrid as we speak!

by Anonymousreply 1609/22/2013

[quote]I bet that motherfucking frog who came up with the cronut is working on a macaron-cupcake hybrid as we speak!

The cucaron!

by Anonymousreply 1709/22/2013

If one trips and falls on the macadam one is likely to hurt oneself.

by Anonymousreply 1809/22/2013

[quote]They are the new cupcakes. I like the ones from Paris from Pierre Herme. I can order them, here in London. I have had 2 deliveres so far. Love the packaging took. The circular box is a conversation piece.

Yes. And I imagine the conversation is "You paid $97.00 for COOKIES??"

by Anonymousreply 1909/22/2013

In this case "one" is either a person or a macaron. Either way, lousy luck, unless of course the macaron is artisanal.

by Anonymousreply 2009/22/2013

I always get Macarons and Macaques confused. Which ones fling their own poo?

by Anonymousreply 2109/22/2013

They look like labias.

by Anonymousreply 2209/22/2013

I love listening to a mariachi band when I drink margaritas.

by Anonymousreply 2309/22/2013

You won't win Wit and Wisdom, R11.

by Anonymousreply 2409/22/2013

Reminds me of the time the switchboard operator called me a "maracon" in front of other Spanish speaking people, thinking I did no know what a maracon was. She never used that word again when I was finished with her and she was still apologizing several years later.

by Anonymousreply 2509/23/2013

Stuck a feather

Uhm a 'macaron n ah go nukuler

Sex pistol boss

'macaron individual

by Anonymousreply 2609/23/2013
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