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What do straight bros do in their "man caves"?

They seem to be all the rage these days. What goes on in there? Do they jerk each other off while drinking brews and watching sports or straight porn?

by Anonymousreply 1509/22/2013

Judging by Craiglist posts, they lick each others man caves clean.

by Anonymousreply 109/22/2013

I've been in one-they're dirty and smelly. They allow straights to be themSLOPPYselves. After the experience, it only confirmed my view that we gays are smarter and more advanced than those primitive types. There's a reason why women stay out-and it's not about sex. After seeing a man turn into a pig, I wouldn't want to fuck with him either.

by Anonymousreply 209/22/2013

Straights reaffirm their heterosexuality in their man caves. No homo.

by Anonymousreply 309/22/2013

[quote] farts that barely avoid becoming sharts

Didn't Dr. Seuss write about this?

by Anonymousreply 409/22/2013

is glitter or chiffon allowed?

by Anonymousreply 509/22/2013

"straight bros" WGAS?

by Anonymousreply 609/22/2013

"They seem to be all the rage"? With whom do you fraternize?

by Anonymousreply 709/22/2013

If HouseHunters is any judge, they all want a man cave.

by Anonymousreply 809/22/2013

[quote]"They seem to be all the rage"? With whom do you fraternize?


by Anonymousreply 909/22/2013

Fart. The man cave probably reeks of fart.

by Anonymousreply 1009/22/2013

Do they masturbate to Prince and Brad Pitt?

by Anonymousreply 1109/22/2013

The guys I know either play video games or build shit.

by Anonymousreply 1209/22/2013

They hump the pillows, spread their snot on the shag rugs, and get potato chip crumbs all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 1309/22/2013

Edge each other to porn

by Anonymousreply 1409/22/2013
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