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Is there ever a dignified way to wait for your hook up to come on your face?

I was blowing him, but he didn't want me to blow him to completion he wanted to jerk off on my face. So I'm just laying their... waiting, watching, wondering. Every so often whispering... ooo baby drown me in it. oooo baby destroy my face...

by Anonymousreply 1409/22/2013

"oooo baby destroy my face..."

Were you looking for Mr. Goodbar?

by Anonymousreply 109/22/2013

Close your eyes and think of the good of the empire, my dear.

by Anonymousreply 209/22/2013

"So I'm just laying their..."

Oh, whore. I mean, "dear."

by Anonymousreply 309/22/2013

I've found singing helps speed things along.

by Anonymousreply 409/22/2013

Grab your Iphone and start playing Minecraft

by Anonymousreply 509/22/2013

OP, you are suppose to say, 'now is the time for all good men to cum", that always works

by Anonymousreply 609/22/2013

Why do dudes like doing this? Is like establishing ownership over your slut for the night?

by Anonymousreply 709/22/2013

Good grief, you're a whore!

by Anonymousreply 809/22/2013

It's always a good time to make your grocery list (in your head, otherwise 'milk, eggs, Funyons...' is a tad distracting).

by Anonymousreply 909/22/2013

Point to the deepest cum bucket wrinkles on your face and scream: "Right here needle dick!"

by Anonymousreply 1009/22/2013

OP, I suggest you make practical use of the extra time to wrap a terry cloth turban around your head, put some cucumber slices on your eyes and have a loofa sponge at the ready so you can be prepared for your cum "facial."

by Anonymousreply 1109/22/2013

Move the sex to your gift wrapping room.

by Anonymousreply 1209/22/2013

I'm op's trick. Her gayvoice got even higher pitched during the act, and wilted my cock.

Thanks Bitch!

by Anonymousreply 1309/22/2013

Start singing "A Spoonful of Sugar." Worked for me with Car-... er, I mean, with Blake.

by Anonymousreply 1409/22/2013
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