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Let's pretend we're Miley Cyrus!

Ooooooo, I'm gonna simulate cunnilingus on this dwarf! Comere, you! Mwah mwah mwah!

by Anonymousreply 1810/08/2013

Daddy says my antics give him continuous Achy Breaky Sharts.

by Anonymousreply 109/22/2013

Don't tell anybody but I can't read. I memorize scripts by taperecorder.

by Anonymousreply 209/22/2013

Uuurgh, geroff!

by Anonymousreply 309/22/2013

My coochie is coochierrific!!

by Anonymousreply 409/22/2013

I now there are industry dolks here. Please tell Miley to be careful'where she treads. She looks silly trying to hang with hip/hop culture. Esp if she is not going to do it right. Trying to be cool isn't the way to go esp in her love life. I'm black btw

by Anonymousreply 509/22/2013

By sticking out my tongue constantly I am letting the entire world know I love getting a cock rammed down my throat

It also lets them know I'm partially retarded

by Anonymousreply 609/22/2013

I'm the current global pin-up girl for "cultural appropriation" and has sparked innumerable social media discussions by academics and writers who should know better than to sully their reputations by even acknowledging than an industry cipher like me even exists.

by Anonymousreply 709/22/2013

I'm going to hire a gynecologist who will sexily perform a public Pap smear upon me. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 809/22/2013

That was some nap, OP.

by Anonymousreply 909/22/2013

I'm the thrush that coats Miley's tongue and I'm completely resistant to antibiotics. I'm going to be here for a long time.

by Anonymousreply 1010/08/2013

If I wasn't a superstar, I'd bounce between cashier jobs at Walmart, Family Dollar and Dollar General Store.

by Anonymousreply 1110/08/2013

Yo Yo Yo. I love hangin' with my homies. Yo Yo yo. I'm for realz y'all. My homie Kanye even says so.

by Anonymousreply 1210/08/2013

I'm so sexy. SO sexy! I'm sexy girl! I love sex! Look at my tongue! Look at my crotch! Look at my ass! I'm SEXY, SEXY, SEXY! Woooo!

by Anonymousreply 1310/08/2013

Not you again! Can't you get a day job or something?

by Anonymousreply 1410/08/2013

I'm twerking all the way to the bank, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 1510/08/2013

You all are a bunch of jealous haters. I'm making history. No one else used their body and played out shock value to get attention.

by Anonymousreply 1610/08/2013

I'm using the negro race to gain street cred.

by Anonymousreply 1710/08/2013
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