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Mother accidentally launches her terrified baby through the air in hilarious picture

The photo was taken as the family vacationed in California in August

It has since tallied more than two million views on Reddit

The hilarious photo 'can sum up parenthood pretty succinctly,' the boy's father joked

(If that was my life I'd throw my kid too)

by Anonymousreply 2709/22/2013

And topic for discussion is...?

Let me guess: "Bad Frau Mothers"

by Anonymousreply 109/22/2013

The kid's name is Edison! Yuck. I have a friend from college whose sons are named Win and Wells. Double yuck!

by Anonymousreply 209/22/2013

Edison? Well maybe she's just preparing him for the beatings he's gonna get with that name once he gets to school.

by Anonymousreply 309/22/2013

Paw, Paw smells cookies.

by Anonymousreply 409/22/2013

Um, is nobody going to comment on the gay dad? Oh.My.God.

by Anonymousreply 509/22/2013

I'm sure the baby knows why it got launched like it did.

by Anonymousreply 609/22/2013

What is it with these douchey hipster names? Edison is an awful name, although I suppose they can call him Ed. The couple next door named their baby Lincoln which is a similarly stupid name. When we had the obligatory "congrats-what's-his-name" conversation, I was so taken aback that I couldn't summon any fake enthusiasm: ".....oh."

And yeah, the dad definitely looks like he's smelling cookies.

by Anonymousreply 709/22/2013

so what are appropiate names, then? john and jack? ted? brad?

by Anonymousreply 809/22/2013

When my sister had one of her kids, I got sick of people bothering me and asking me the name, so I started telling people the kid's name was Judy Helen and they'd be all like "That's a beautiful name" and I would yell at them, "No it isn't. Its a horrible name. Quit lying! "

by Anonymousreply 909/22/2013

The husband has gay face for days.

by Anonymousreply 1009/22/2013

R7 - What's wrong with Lincoln?

by Anonymousreply 1109/22/2013

I think it's adorable and you're all a bunch of hateful cunts, but I really wouldn't have it any other way.

by Anonymousreply 1209/22/2013

Why couldn't they just name him Victrola and be done with it? I don't find airhead parents or children in jeopardy especially hilarious, either.

by Anonymousreply 1309/22/2013

Where's the after pic? Did the baby land on its head?

Pssh.

by Anonymousreply 1409/22/2013

Listen bitches, it happens. When the door is closed and you feel the heat of the fire, you grab whatever is at hand.

by Anonymousreply 1509/22/2013

R10, I'd like to introduce you to R4.

by Anonymousreply 1609/22/2013

R7, I knew a man named Lincoln years ago. Everyone called him Linc. It's a fine name.

by Anonymousreply 1709/22/2013

this thread is surprisingly funny

by Anonymousreply 1809/22/2013

Castle Rock is a stone's throw away from that sewer AKA Colorado Springs. Sort of explains everything.

by Anonymousreply 1909/22/2013

I'm gay and I find that woman strangely hot. She's at least a 7 when slimmed down and that guy is like a 4 at most...and doesn't even look like he has good genes to contribute...pasty skin, ugly features and red hair. What magick did he work over her to convince her to have his offspring?

by Anonymousreply 2009/22/2013

Isn't that baby awfully big for six months old?

[quote] What magick did he work over her to convince her to have his offspring?

He definitely got the better end of the deal, assuming he's not gay. If he is, they might be one of those Christian couples like the Bachmanns, or the Haggards, or the _________.

by Anonymousreply 2109/22/2013

I can't stand redheads.

by Anonymousreply 2209/22/2013

I love that this thread is about pretty much everything except the baby being thrown into the sand.

by Anonymousreply 2309/22/2013

Why are all of these suburban broads so fat?

Don't give me the "new mother" excuse. Kate Middleton had her baby and she looks fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 2409/22/2013

The wife has gayface for days, too. Just sayin'.

by Anonymousreply 2509/22/2013

For women it's caneface R25.

by Anonymousreply 2609/22/2013

Fuck them.

by Anonymousreply 2709/22/2013
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