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Eric Swalwell: GOP Needs To Wake Up From 'Radical, Ideological Wet Dream'

"Wet dream" -- a term that many children are introduced to in the gently empathetic novels of Judy Blume -- as an "R-rated term." It's decidedly not. "Cream dream" gets you to "PG-13." In order to get the "R" rating, you really have to make an effort, and say something like "jizzmare" or "pre-dawn mattress spunk party." Let's have some standards, people.

I's like to have a jizzmare with California Congressman Swallow.

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by Anonymousreply 109/21/2013

Yummers. "Jizzmare": you bet.

by Anonymousreply 109/21/2013
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