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Colorado Floods Blamed On 'Decadent Homosexual Activity,' Abortion Rights By Pastor Kevin Swanson

Swanson asked, "Is this a coincidence that this was the worst year in the history of Colorado, at least if you use God's law as a means of determining human ethics?"

He slammed the state legislators who "committed homosexual acts on the front page of the Denver Post," which, along with marijuana and abortion rights, prompted the “worst year ever in terms of flood and fire damage in Colorado’s history.”

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by Anonymousreply 2109/21/2013

Hell yeah!

by Anonymousreply 109/21/2013

Damn! He's on to us.

by Anonymousreply 209/21/2013

I think at this point, these no-name pastors are just trying to get attention.

by Anonymousreply 309/21/2013

I am going to have a wank tonight and hope it drowns that tedious fucker.

by Anonymousreply 409/21/2013

Sigh. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I wish Jesus would come back for the second time to straighten out (no pun intended, honest) his message of love and redemption with his followers.

by Anonymousreply 509/21/2013

There must be one hell of a lot of fucking and sucking going on in Hong Kong.

by Anonymousreply 609/21/2013

[quote]Sigh. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I wish Jesus would come back for the second time to straighten out (no pun intended, honest) his message of love and redemption with his followers.

Maybe he could bring John the Beloved with him. Holy Twink.

by Anonymousreply 709/21/2013

There will always be ignorant hate groups waiting in the wings as Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Churches of the world get past their prime years.

by Anonymousreply 809/21/2013

I was wondering when we'd get blamed for the floods. I'm surprised they aren't blaming it on the legalization of marijuana.

by Anonymousreply 909/21/2013

r9 They blamed it on both.

by Anonymousreply 1009/21/2013

My theory is God is smiting Colorado because of the Religious Right's persecution of God's gay children.

by Anonymousreply 1109/21/2013

Actually it was the out of wedlock fucking by straight people.

by Anonymousreply 1209/21/2013

[quote]My theory is God is smiting Colorado because of the Religious Right's persecution of God's gay children.

I think it's Patsy Ramsey smiting CO for the current attempts to reopen the case.

by Anonymousreply 1309/21/2013

So [italic] that's [italic/] why Tornado Alley = the Bible Belt.

by Anonymousreply 1409/21/2013

Maybe God just wanted to go skiing.

by Anonymousreply 1509/21/2013

Congrats OP, you just gave an attention whore what he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 1609/21/2013

[/italic]shutting off the italics.

by Anonymousreply 1709/21/2013

It's a delayed response to JonBenet's murder. (God's been a little backed up lately, sorry folks.)

by Anonymousreply 1809/21/2013

They always make gay activity seem so "decadent" like we are all having Caligula-style orgies or something.

by Anonymousreply 1909/21/2013

You're not getting the invites r19?

by Anonymousreply 2009/21/2013

Shh, R20, R9 is a fattie... and old...

by Anonymousreply 2109/21/2013
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