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Not bad for 63! Bruce Springsteen shows off his tanned and toned body as he hits the beach in Rio de Janeiro

He's earned as reputation as being 'The Boss' in the rock world. But it looks as though Bruce Springsteen could expand his expertise to the world of healthy living too. At 63-years-old, the rocker showed off his impressive physique at the beach on Friday, in Rio de Janeiro.

by Anonymousreply 14112/02/2014

He looks pretty damn good. Funny they don't realize the unnamed "pal" with him is Jann Wenner, gay creator of Rolling Stone.

No wonder Bruce still gets covers!

by Anonymousreply 209/21/2013

LOTI, R2.

by Anonymousreply 309/21/2013

He looks great!

by Anonymousreply 409/21/2013

wOW, VERY NICE.

by Anonymousreply 509/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 609/21/2013

is he secretly gay?

by Anonymousreply 709/21/2013

Amazing. Now if he would change the Neanderthal expressions he wears.

by Anonymousreply 809/21/2013

Points for no tattoos. Maybe it's a generational thing?

by Anonymousreply 909/21/2013

Always great body, never cared for that Jersey shore face though. Bon Jovi was the only truly good looking guy from Jersey ever, I think.

by Anonymousreply 1009/21/2013

Too bad the baggy swimsuit doesn't show off his ginormous cock.

by Anonymousreply 1109/21/2013

Holy shit!!! I'd hit that!

He sure does have "Jersey face" though, doesn't he.

by Anonymousreply 1209/21/2013

Doable from the neck down.

by Anonymousreply 1309/21/2013

R12 I would say there's no such thing as "Jersey Face," but the stupider among you would start talking about those losers from "Jersey Shore," and the thing is, none of them was from NJ.

by Anonymousreply 1409/21/2013

There have been bi rumours about Brucie for years.

by Anonymousreply 1509/21/2013

He really does have a huge cock. And I didn't know his body was that great but fuck is it ever.

by Anonymousreply 1609/21/2013

My partner is 61 and is very similar to Springsteen neck down, except for lighter skin tone and a little slimmer. Oh, and his balls aren't as low slung as Bruce's (third pic down on the given link).

It's definitely possible to look like this in your 60s. My guy has done physical work all his life (never at a gym) and doesn't eat as much as most people - he is happy to eat just twice daily (I don't get it. My mind turns into a dizzy soup if I don't eat more often). He says you should never feel full before you stop eating. His breakfasts are typically plain yogurt with banana, honey and coffee. If he snacks during the day, it's usually fruit.

His method works for him. He's hot and never has bad breath, even in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 1709/21/2013

Are those pictures real? It looks like they put his head on someone else's body. His face is pale yet his body is tanned. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 1809/21/2013

Yes, bi rumours exist for Bruce, even among his own fans (male and female). I heard one say once, "That would explain some things."

by Anonymousreply 1909/21/2013

he is very hot indeed.

by Anonymousreply 2009/21/2013

His body is very good for his age. I'm impressed, and I'm under 30. I wish more older guys looked after themselves like that. No loose skin either! wow!

by Anonymousreply 2109/21/2013

Oh that's easy, R21. All we have to do is tour constantly and give those aerobic extravaganzas Bruce calls concerts.

by Anonymousreply 2209/21/2013

R21, in fairness, my older bf at R17 does have lots of saggy face skin, but he's still gorgeous to me. We all age. It's part of life. But we can still age well without peels, botox, and lifts, just by regular taking care of ourselves.

by Anonymousreply 2309/21/2013

And he's getting ready to turn 64. He looks great!

by Anonymousreply 2509/21/2013

With all the money Springsteen has made, he has no excuse not to look good.

by Anonymousreply 2609/21/2013

He was always naturally thin so it helps.

by Anonymousreply 2709/21/2013

Bruce is now officially a prawn...throw away the head and keep the body.

by Anonymousreply 2809/21/2013

[quote]With all the money Springsteen has made, he has no excuse not to look good.

You might want to tell that to the many rich celebs that look like shit.

by Anonymousreply 2909/21/2013

[quote]He looks pretty damn good. Funny they don't realize the unnamed "pal" with him is Jann Wenner, gay creator of Rolling Stone.

How tragic that we've gotten to a point where a gay man is more comfortable looking like a mess while the straight guy actually cares about his body.

Jann should be ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 3009/21/2013

[quote]Jann should be ashamed.

Of what? He's 67, and some anorexic on an internet forum thinks he should look the same as he did at 27?

by Anonymousreply 3109/21/2013

[quote]How tragic that we've gotten to a point where a gay man is more comfortable looking like a mess while the straight guy actually cares about his body.

How have "we" "gotten to [this] point"? These are two completely different individuals we're talking about, with different genetics and different lifestyles. Their sexuality should not be a factor at all.

by Anonymousreply 3209/21/2013

[quote]These are two completely different individuals we're talking about, with different genetics and different lifestyles.

Sorry, is one a land mammal and the other comes from the sea? Jann clearly gave up. Don't try to excuse it away.

by Anonymousreply 3309/21/2013

My point was: why bring sexuality into it at all? Two men, roughly contemporaries, are aging differently. That's all.

by Anonymousreply 3409/21/2013

Why bring "aging differently" into it, R34? It was a story about Bruce until the DL Shame Squad went to work on Jann.

by Anonymousreply 3509/21/2013

Playing guitar and moving about as he does has kept him toned. I remember seeing Tina Turner in an interview years ago and she said she never exercised or concerned herself with weight. Just performing for so many years was all she needed.

by Anonymousreply 3609/21/2013

Bruce's job means spending three or more hours on stage, and not just standing there and singing. He's widely known for his intense, physical live performances. He just finished a massive tour, so of course he should be in shape.

Yann Wenner wears suits and sits behind a desk all day.

by Anonymousreply 3709/21/2013

What R37 said. Can we please close the Jann Wenner part of the thread now?

by Anonymousreply 3809/21/2013

I've always wondered whether or not there was supposed to be some kind of message on the [italic]Born In The USA[/italic] cover.

Is it possible that, in 1984, nobody who worked with him knew about the hanky code?

by Anonymousreply 3909/21/2013

Indeed, he was always pretty small framed. Long horse face. So much of this is genetics in that respect.

One thing I always LOVED about Bruce was you could go to some dive chinese restaurant in West Hollywood at the peak of his fame -- and he'd be sitting there with his wife eating, no entourage, no fear. And folks would leave him alone, though it was hard not to stare.

One thing I always HATED about Bruce: singing about the poor railroad man from his Bel Air mansion. When he went downhill, I swear. We weren't buying anymore.

by Anonymousreply 4009/21/2013

R36, you actually believe that? It's totally BS when models or actors or singers tell you they don't exercise or watch what they eat. They naturally look this thin/good etc!!

They work out. Mick Jagger works out everyday and Bruce also works out. Remember he had a fling with a redhead he met in the gym? He was named in her divorce.

by Anonymousreply 4109/21/2013

Cheers for no tattoos on Bruce!!

by Anonymousreply 4209/21/2013

3 ft tall. Next.

by Anonymousreply 4309/21/2013

Just goes to show you for those who think it's all over after 45. More and more of us are looking like this and/or better!

by Anonymousreply 4409/21/2013

R44, without pictures...

by Anonymousreply 4509/21/2013

@ R45, I'm in here.

by Anonymousreply 4709/21/2013

R47 I would have to fill out an application. Please provide a pic.

by Anonymousreply 4809/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4909/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5009/21/2013

@R48, it's a search engine. Just go down to "age" and type minimum 50 and maximum 65.

by Anonymousreply 5109/21/2013

zipcode, r51?

2 of the 3 near me are tattooed and pierced. NMT.

by Anonymousreply 5209/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5309/21/2013

IFHH

by Anonymousreply 5409/21/2013

Sighs... his gut is smaller than mine right now, and so are his tits. He looks freaking fantastic for 63.

by Anonymousreply 5509/21/2013

His hair's in good shape too, and doesn't scream 'dye job.' Genetic jackpot.

by Anonymousreply 5609/22/2013

Anyone have the pap shot of him on his deck in white briefs circa 1987? I loved that photo as a young gay!!!

by Anonymousreply 5709/22/2013

don't think he is a closeted gay, IIRC, he was mentioned as "the other person" in someone's divorce paper not that long ago.

by Anonymousreply 5809/22/2013

His head is like 50 times to big for his body and he clearly has had liposuction.

by Anonymousreply 5909/22/2013

He may work out and he may diet, but those results come from HGH. Settle down people.

by Anonymousreply 6009/22/2013

R60. I know! hGH definitely!

by Anonymousreply 6109/22/2013

He looks good, but he's wearing a toupee.

by Anonymousreply 6209/22/2013

such Debbie Downers! Nobody can get a compliment without the wolves ripping him apart!!

by Anonymousreply 6309/22/2013

[quote]don't think he is a closeted gay, IIRC, he was mentioned as "the other person" in someone's divorce paper not that long ago.

Not to mention how his current marriage came about.

by Anonymousreply 6409/22/2013

I've seen better heads on a boil.

by Anonymousreply 6509/22/2013

In his 20s he was naturally slim, but ate lots of junk food and never worked out. You can't do that forever. In his 30s he changed the way he ate -- mostly vegetarian now -- and began to exercise regularly and work out with weights to build the stamina and fitness he needed to perform on stage. We saw him several years ago and we were amazed at the show he put on. It was as if no time had passed since the first concert we saw him in back in the early 80s.

by Anonymousreply 6609/22/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6709/22/2013

R67 Human Growth Hormone

by Anonymousreply 6809/22/2013

Hair plugs, not a rug. Like Pitt, Clooney, Jackman, Depp et al

by Anonymousreply 6909/22/2013

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by Anonymousreply 7009/22/2013

Every one should vacation with the howling cultural void known as Jann Wenner. He makes everybody look good. By comparison.

by Anonymousreply 7109/22/2013

Wow, he looks amazing. Not only is he fit, but his skin doesn't sag at all (not his face, though).

by Anonymousreply 7209/22/2013

Bruce is a vegetarian.

by Anonymousreply 7409/22/2013

Oh look lots of bitterly envious ninnies showed up in this thread. How typical.

by Anonymousreply 7509/22/2013

R41, you're absolutely right! These photos are just a testament for eating correctly, working out, etc. Older guys (many, who used to make fun of older guys when they were young) are now the "old guy" and we refuse to fall into that stereotype of (what do you guys call us here?) ...oh! the "elder gay," and we're redefining "what" and "who" we are. That includes our bodies too! Bon Jovi is a member of my gym and that guy can give some 20, 30, 40, year olds a run for the money.

by Anonymousreply 7609/22/2013

Seeing how good Bruce looks and reading in other threads about the sexual adventures of gays in their 60's gives me hope for the future.

Lets hear it for the The Gee Gee's (Geriatric Gays)!!!

by Anonymousreply 7709/22/2013

What is this about "bi rumors" about him that some people mentioned? Can someone elaborate?

And yes, hair plugs, not a toupee. He shouldn't keep dyeing his hair so dark, but otherwise he looks great.

by Anonymousreply 7809/22/2013

[quote]What is this about "bi rumors" about him that some people mentioned? Can someone elaborate

"Someone's brother told a friend who knew a person who met some guy who said (and I ABSOLUTELY trust him) that BS was in love with one of his roadies and that they were married on an island in Micronesia."

In other words, the usual bilge that's been around the Internet since Year One.

by Anonymousreply 7909/22/2013

Jann must be an emotional eater.

The guilt from continually trying to make us believe that every piece of shit put out by Yoko and/or Sean deserves four stars must get to him.

by Anonymousreply 8009/22/2013

[quote]the howling cultural void known as Jann Wenner

I will henceforth refer to him only by this phrase. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 8109/22/2013

Last week, Mel Gibson was papped exiting a HGH clinic. HGH is analogous to botox injections for women. If you can afford it and you need to appear youthful, you do it. I'm amazed gay men do not recognize this.

by Anonymousreply 8209/22/2013

R82 As much as I dislike Mel Gibson, his father, his politics, etc., it sickens me more to think that there are people who stand around waiting to ambush someone at an HGH clinic (which, BTW, I had no idea as to the existence of before reading your post).

by Anonymousreply 8309/22/2013

HGH isn't a miracle pill or injection. It isn't expensive either. It's a help just like testosterone injections. It still comes down to VERY hard work in the gym and eating properly. Actually, eating properly is more important than the weightlifting.

by Anonymousreply 8409/22/2013

I'm not saying he doesn't diet and exercise. But in order to achieve that look at Bruce's age you have to use the HGH boost. Other past-their-prime men who do this: Sean Penn, Marc Jacobs, and I suspect Dr. Drew Pinsky.

by Anonymousreply 8509/22/2013

Include Brad Pitt in Troy and Madonna in the hgh user list (she had a man's jaw around the time of the promotion of the Confessions of A Skanque's Sore album)

by Anonymousreply 8609/22/2013

As long as people don't lie about these things (like some actress claiming she never had surgery, but we know she's full of shit), who cares how someone achieves that body/face?

by Anonymousreply 8709/22/2013

Good for Bruce, he looks great. Love his music and always have - hope he's around for a long, long time.

by Anonymousreply 8809/22/2013

But let's not lose sight here. HGH and testosterone do help (I have injections myself) but all the HGH and Testosterone in the world will not help if one does not change their diet and exercise rigorously. I have a test level of a 20 year old now and what it has done for me is to give me energy to weight lift more and heavier. At the beginning I did not change my diet and had always had a pot belly. Once I changed the diet a six pack happened really quickly. As for the skin... moisturize, moisturize, moisturize! Plus I drink a gallon of water every day. A lot men can look this way or better (and that's happening!) if you get rid of the bad habits, change the diet, and exercise.

by Anonymousreply 8909/22/2013

More about HGH and testosterone please. Are we really supposed to do this now? At what age do you start?

by Anonymousreply 9009/22/2013

HGH is most certainly an injection. Real HGH. Not these miracle testosterone boosting pills. If you want to know if HGH and Testosterone work look at Sly Stallone. He has been using HGH for years. It is the male version of Hormone Replacement Therapy. You still have to work out to get ripped but HGH will add muscle to you and reduce fat with little effort. Real HGH injections are expensive, there are side effects etc..

by Anonymousreply 9109/22/2013

Ugh Jann Wenner is repulsive, didn't he leave his wife for a Calvin Klein male model?

by Anonymousreply 9209/22/2013

This photo link is real and can happen. The side effects of HGH injections are still being debated but R91 is correct. I would say that Sly Stallone is an abuser but for the average man to do that or Testosterone injections will change... well, it's great! But remember, it only does "so much." It still comes down to hard work and definitely diet.

Yup! Jann Wenner left his wife for a Calvin Klein male model.

by Anonymousreply 9409/22/2013

Bruce looks great! He's worked out vigorously since the 1984 Born in the USA tour and has always been very conscious about maintaining his physique.

BTW, Happy Birthday to Bruce: he turns 64 tomorrow, September 23rd

by Anonymousreply 9509/22/2013

Was he supposed to stay married to the woman to make a point? R92 sounds like a frau.

by Anonymousreply 9609/22/2013

you think that pic of Wenner is hot??

by Anonymousreply 9709/22/2013

Most of you don't really need a testosterone injection, you're already taking your recommended daily intake when you swallow cum.

by Anonymousreply 9809/22/2013

Bruce is also known to have always been drug free. Don't know about alcohol...

by Anonymousreply 9909/22/2013

Happy Birthday Bruuuuce! Here's a pic from last night. Hello daddy.

Anyone got dirt on Springsteen? He's managed to keep most gossip under wraps for so many years.

by Anonymousreply 10009/23/2013

He's 20 years older than me and looks 20 years younger than me. I'm fat, half bald, and what little hair I've got left is half gray. Yet Bruce has no sign of gray and a body you could bounce a quarter off of.

by Anonymousreply 10109/23/2013

He was named as a defendant in divorce proceedings in NJ back in 2010 after allegedly becoming involved with a female member of his gym. His wife, Patti, wrote and recorded some scathing songs for her solo album during this time frame.

by Anonymousreply 10209/23/2013

This is not going to help quell those "bi" rumors.

by Anonymousreply 10309/23/2013

R103, I think it is safe to say he has dabbled.

by Anonymousreply 10409/23/2013

The hair though.

by Anonymousreply 10509/23/2013

What's shocking is, he's not saggy. You could be thin, even toned, but your skin droops everywhere, no matter what you do. He even has abs. Even his skin's perfect. He must workout and have really good genetics.

That hairline though... wet is not a good look.

by Anonymousreply 10609/23/2013

I had mad fantasies about Bruce in the mid-80s.

If I was on that beach I would have led him into the water at chest level, pulled down his swimsuit and give him the best hand job he has ever had. I'd do more than that, but I don't thinks it's wise to be arrested in Brazil.

by Anonymousreply 10709/23/2013

He needs to ease up on the hair dye, it is too unnatural-looking.

by Anonymousreply 10809/23/2013

@R106, that's not necessarily true. Of course, good genetics is a help but avoiding saggy skin is a body mass issue. The leaner you are the less sag you will have. Then, it's about moisturizing, moisturizing, moisturizing!!! ...and drinking a lot of water

"He must workout?"

ya think? LOL!!!

by Anonymousreply 10909/23/2013

What should be mentioned here too is what HGH and/or Testosterone does for the libido. I already had a high libido but when I started the injections my libido went off of the charts! Erections are stronger and harder. Ejaculations more forceful.

by Anonymousreply 11009/23/2013

He doesn't wear underwear.

There is a website devoted to his junk, with so many delicious pages of VPL.

by Anonymousreply 11109/23/2013

men will fuck anything. haha

by Anonymousreply 11209/23/2013

112 posts and not one about his intensely suckable silver-dollar nipples?! For shame.

by Anonymousreply 11309/24/2013

Fake heeb

by Anonymousreply 11409/24/2013

There are some natural ways to increase HGH. I recommend reading "Grow Young with HGH" by Dr. Ronald Klatz. Taking a teaspoon of l-glutamine, an amino acid, in some water right before bed on an empty stomach is one way. Another way is to run sprints or do high intensive training (brief bursts). A good reference book in the link:

by Anonymousreply 11509/24/2013

no natural way is going to match hgh injections. That is like saying taking vitamins is the same as antibiotics. Older rich men are all into this cegenics stuff - basically HGH and Testosterone therapy so they can all be hard bodies leather faced guys dating 20 year olds...

"i have a better body than my 45 year old son and I fuck girls younger than my 20 year old granddaughter !"

by Anonymousreply 11609/24/2013

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by Anonymousreply 11709/24/2013

You're spot on R116. Anything over the counter is a waste of money in my opinion. Ya gotta get the shot. I'm one to be a witness. It's amazing! But again, you have to remember that it's not a miracle whatever for transformation. Ya still gotta do the diet and exercise.

by Anonymousreply 11809/24/2013

Some of it is genetics and steady commitment to working out. I don't mean to say he's not getting hormone injections -- who knows -- but I do have a good friend who is age 55, has been working out for decades, is lean/fit with zero flab and looks great. Like Springsteen, he looks sort of age 35 (and a fit 35) from the neck down. Face is more age-accurate. This friend of mine has no $$ and definitely didn't take anything like injections or surgery, he's always looked the same with his shirt off.

by Anonymousreply 11909/24/2013

From the Sandy benefit

by Anonymousreply 12009/25/2013

Can his forehead have any more Botox?

by Anonymousreply 12109/25/2013

R121, take a look at this page. I thought he looked better a little more wrinkled in 2007 than he does now.

by Anonymousreply 12209/26/2013

His neck doesn't seem to match his body. It is strange.

by Anonymousreply 12309/26/2013

He must have gotten his transplant in Jersey too

by Anonymousreply 12410/22/2013

Bumping just because.

by Anonymousreply 12501/02/2014

Last week

by Anonymousreply 12602/23/2014

Is that him on the right? If it is... I'm giving up.

(I'm 61 and I thought I was in pretty good shape).

by Anonymousreply 12702/23/2014

I really am impressed. I never found and still don't find Springsteen hot but he looks great for his age. Now I know if I keep myself in shape and eating well I too can look that or better in 35 years.

by Anonymousreply 12802/23/2014

It is. Bruce on the right, Roy on the left.

by Anonymousreply 12902/23/2014

His is not an in-shape body of a 63 year old. It's an in-shape body of a 35 year old.

by Anonymousreply 13002/23/2014

He looks incredible. Sexy as hell.

by Anonymousreply 13102/23/2014

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by Anonymousreply 13202/23/2014

From this month! God!

by Anonymousreply 13302/23/2014

In-shape at 63 is usually a combo of taught, flaccid and veiny.

Bruce looks moist and juicy.

by Anonymousreply 13402/23/2014

IFHH

by Anonymousreply 13502/23/2014

The only man over 60 that I'd do!

by Anonymousreply 13602/23/2014

Bruce Springsteen and Chris Martin front U2 in New York – in pictures

Last night saw a surprise benefit concert to mark World Aids Day in New York – with the band billed as U2 Minus 1 bringing a couple of surprise guests to replace the stricken Bono

by Anonymousreply 13712/02/2014

The Edge, Larry Mullen Jr, Bruce Springsteen, Carrie Underwood, Kayne West and Chris Martin greet the audience

by Anonymousreply 13812/02/2014

Wow. Better than Bono!

by Anonymousreply 13912/02/2014

I didn't realize Kanye West is that short.

Bruce looks good.

by Anonymousreply 14012/02/2014

Bruce sounded like shit on the U2 thing yesterday. Still looked great for his age though.

R137 Adam Clayton has a great head of hair.

by Anonymousreply 14112/02/2014
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