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What kind of child-rearing advice would Joan Crawford have given to Mildred Pierce?

That Veda was a handful, and Mildred sure could've used the advice of someone like Miss Crawford, who certainly knew how to put a troublemaking daughter in her place.

by Anonymousreply 409/20/2013

Always make sure you use good quality hand cream after slapping Veda's face, dear. Nobody likes to see red, chapped fingers and palms.

by Anonymousreply 109/20/2013

Veed darlink Veda vith Hostess Twinkies 24/7 till the poor ting gets so heavy she can't move around and get into trouble.

by Anonymousreply 209/20/2013

Dear, you don't have to wait tables, just spread your legs...there's a good girl.

by Anonymousreply 309/20/2013

boarding school and then marry an elderly billionaire

by Anonymousreply 409/20/2013
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